Your father has ruined us??and a very pleasant morning's work, I am sure." 
   And she calmly rubs the nose of her youngest child who is near her, and too 
   young, and innocent, and careless, perhaps, of the world's censure as yet to 
   keep in a strict cleanliness her own dear little snub nose and dappled cheeks. 
   "We are only ruined, and shall be starving soon, my dears, and if the general 
   has bought a pony??as I dare say he has; he is quite capable of buying a pony 
   when we are starving??the best thing we can do is to eat the pony. M'Grigor, 
   don't laugh. Starvation is no laughing matter. When we were at Dumdum, in '36, 
   we ate some colt. Don't you remember Jubber's colt??Jubber of the Horse 
   Artillery, general? Never tasted anything more tender in all my life. Charlotte, 
   take Jany's hands out of the marmalade! We are all ruined, my dears, as sure as 
   our name is Baynes." Thus did the mother of the family prattle on in the midst 
   of her little ones, and announce to them the dreadful news of impending 
   starvation. "General Baynes, by his carelessness, had allowed Dr. Firmin to make 
   away with the money over which the general had been set as sentinel. Philip 
   might recover from the trustee, and no doubt would. Perhaps he would not press 
   his claim? My dear, what can you expect from the son of such a father? Depend on 
   it, Charlotte, no good fruit can come from a stock like that. The son is a bad 
   one, the father is a bad one, and your father, poor dear soul, is not fit to be 
   trusted to walk the street without some one to keep him from tumbling. Why did I 
   allow him to go to town without me? We were quartered at Colchester then: and I 
   could not move on account of your brother M'Grigor. 'Baynes,' I said to your 
   father, 'as sure as I let you go away to town without me, you will come to 
   mischief.' And go he did, and come to mischief he did. And through his folly I 
   and my poor children must go and beg our bread in the streets??I and my seven 
   poor, robbed, penniless little ones. Oh, it's cruel, cruel!" 
   Indeed, one cannot fancy a more dismal prospect for this worthy mother and wife 
   than to see her children without provision at the commencement of their lives, 
   and her luckless husband robbed of his life's earnings, and ruined just when he 
   was too old to work. 
   What was to become of them? Now poor Charlotte thought, with pangs of a keen 
   remorse, how idle she had been, and how she had snubbed her governesses, and how 
   little she knew, and how badly she played the piano. Oh, neglected 
   opportunities! Oh, remorse, now the time was past and irrecoverable! Does any 
   young lady read this who, perchance, ought to be doing her lessons? My dear, lay 
   down the story-book at once. Go up to your school-room, and practise your piano 
   for two hours this moment; so that you may be prepared to support your family, 
   should ruin in any case fall upon you. A great girl of sixteen, I pity Charlotte 
   Baynes's feelings of anguish. She can't write a very good hand; she can scarcely 
   answer any question to speak of in any educational books; her pianoforte playing 
   is very, very so-so indeed. If she is to go out and get a living for the family, 
   how, in the name of goodness, is she to set about it? What are they to do with 
   the boys, and the money that has been put away for Ochterlony when he goes to 
   college, and for Moira's commission? "Why, we can't afford to keep them at Dr. 
   Pybus's, where they were doing so well; and they were ever so much better and 
   more gentlemanlike than Colonel Chandler's boys; and to lose the army will break 
   Moira's heart, it will. And the little ones, my little blue-eyed Carrick, and my 
   darling Jany, and my Mary, that I nursed almost miraculously out of her scarlet 
   fever. God help them! God help us all!" thinks the poor mother. No wonder that 
   her nights are wakeful, and her heart in a tumult of alarm at the idea of the 
   impending danger. 
   And the father of the family???the stout old general whose battles and campaigns 
   are over, who has come home to rest his war-worn limbs, and make his peace with 
   heaven ere it calls him away??what must be his feelings when he thinks that he 
   has been entrapped by a villain into committing an imprudence, which makes his 
   children penniless and himself dishonoured and a beggar? When he found what Dr. 
   Firmin had done, and how he had been cheated, he went away, aghast, to his 
   lawyer, who could give him no help. Philip's mother's trustee was answerable to 
   Philip for his property. It had been stolen through Baynes's own carelessness, 
   and the law bound him to replace it. General Baynes's man of business could not 
   help him out of his perplexity at all; and I hope my worthy reader is not going 
   to be too angry with the general for what I own he did. You never would, my dear 
   sir, I know. No power on earth would induce you to depart one inch from the path 
   of rectitude; or, having done an act of imprudence, to shrink from bearing the 
   consequence. The long and short of the matter is, that poor Baynes and his wife, 
   after holding agitated, stealthy councils together??after believing that every 
   strange face they saw was a bailiff's coming to arrest them on Philip's 
   account??after horrible days of remorse, misery, guilt??I say the long and the 
   short of the matter was, that these poor people determined to run away. They 
   would go and hide themselves anywhere??in an impenetrable pine forest in 
   Norway??up an inaccessible mountain in Switzerland. They would change their 
   names; dye their mustachios and honest old white hair; fly with their little 
   ones away, away, away, out of the reach of law and Philip; and the first flight 
   lands them on Boulogne Pier, and there is Mr. Philip holding out his hand and 
   actually eyeing them as they got out of the steamer! Eyeing them? It is the eye 
   of heaven that is on those criminals. Holding out his hand to them? It is the 
   hand of fate that is on their wretched shoulders. No wonder they shuddered and 
   turned pale. That which I took for sea-sickness, I am sorry to say, was a guilty 
   conscience: and where is the steward, my dear friends, who can relieve us of 
   that? 
   As this party came staggering out of the Customhouse, poor Baynes still found 
   Philip's hand stretched out to catch hold of him, and saluted him with a ghastly 
   cordiality. "These are your children, general, and this is Mrs. Baynes?" says 
   Philip, smiling, and taking off his hat. 
   "Oh, yes! I'm Mrs. General Baynes!" says the poor woman; "and these are the 
   children??yes, yes. Charlotte, this is Mr. Firmin, of whom you have heard us 
   speak; and these are my boys, Moira and Ochterlony." 
   "I have had the honour of meeting General Baynes at Old Parr Street. Don't you 
   remember, sir?" says Mr. Pendennis, with great affability to the general. 
   "What, another who knows me?" I daresay the poor wretch thinks; and glances of a 
   dreadful meaning pass between the guilty wife and the guilty husband. 
   "You are going to stay at any hotel?" 
   "H?tel des Bains!" "H?tel du Nord?" "H?tel d'Angleterre," here cry twenty 
   commissioners in a breath. 
   "Hotel? Oh, yes! That is, we have not made up our minds whether we shall go in 
   to-night or whether 
					     					 			 we shall stay," say those guilty ones, looking at one 
   another, and then down to the ground; on which one of the children, with a roar, 
   says?? 
   "Oh, ma, what a story! You said you'd stay to-night; and I was so sick in the 
   beastly boat, and I won't travel any more!" And tears choke his artless 
   utterance. "And you said Bang to the man who took your keys, you know you did," 
   resumes the innocent, as soon as he can gasp a further remark. 
   "Who told you to speak?" cried mamma, giving the boy a shake. 
   "This is the way to the H?tel des Bains," says Philip, making Miss Baynes 
   another of his best bows. And Miss Baynes makes a curtsey, and her eyes look up 
   at the handsome young man??large brown honest eyes in a comely round face, on 
   each side of which depend two straight wisps of brown hair that were ringlets 
   when they left Folkestone a few hours since. 
   "Oh, I say, look at those women with the short petticoats! and wooden shoes, by 
   George! Oh! it's jolly, ain't it?" cries one young gentleman. 
   "By George, there's a man with earrings on! There is, Ocky, upon my word!" calls 
   out another. And the elder boy, turning round to his father, points to some 
   soldiers. "Did you ever see such little beggars?" he says, tossing his head up. 
   "They wouldn't take such fellows into our line." 
   "I am not at all tired, thank you," says Charlotte. 
   "I am accustomed to carry him." I forgot to say that the young lady had one of 
   the children asleep on her shoulder: and another was toddling at her side, 
   holding by his sister's dress, and admiring Mr. Firmin's whiskers, that flamed 
   and curled very luminously and gloriously, like to the rays of the setting sun. 
   "I am very glad we met, sir," says Philip, in the most friendly manner, taking 
   leave of the general at the gate of his hotel. "I hope you won't go away 
   to-morrow, and that I may come and pay my respects to Mrs. Baynes." Again he 
   salutes that lady with a coup de chapeau. Again he bows to Miss Baynes. She 
   makes a pretty curtsey enough, considering that she has a baby asleep on her 
   shoulder. And they enter the hotel, the excellent Marie marshalling them to 
   fitting apartments, where some of them, I have no doubt, will sleep very 
   soundly. How much more comfortably might poor Baynes and his wife have slept had 
   they known what were Philip's feelings regarding them! 
   We both admired Charlotte, the tall girl who carried her little brother, and 
   around whom the others clung. And we spoke loudly in Miss Charlotte's praises to 
   Mrs. Pendennis, when we joined that lady at dinner. In the praise of Mrs. Baynes 
   we had not a great deal to say, further than that she seemed to take command of 
   the whole expedition, including the general officer, her husband. 
   Though Marie's beds at the H?tel des Bains are as comfortable as any beds in 
   Europe, you see that admirable chambermaid cannot lay out a clean, easy 
   conscience upon the clean, fragrant pillow-case; and General and Mrs. Baynes 
   owned, in after days, that one of the most dreadful nights they ever passed was 
   that of their first landing in France. What refugee from his country can fly 
   from himself? Railways were not as yet in that part of France. The general was 
   too poor to fly with a couple of private carriages, which he must have had for 
   his family of "noof," his governess, and two servants. Encumbered with such a 
   train, his enemy would speedily have pursued and overtaken him. It is a fact 
   that, immediately after landing at his hotel, he and his commanding officer went 
   off to see when they could get places for??never mind the name of the place 
   where they really thought of taking refuge. They never told, but Mrs. General 
   Baynes had a sister, Mrs. Major MacWhirter (married to MacW. of the Bengal 
   Cavalry), and the sisters loved each other very affectionately, especially by 
   letter, for it must be owned that they quarrelled frightfully when together; and 
   Mrs. Mac Whirter never could bear that her younger sister should be taken out to 
   dinner before her, because she was married to a superior officer. Well, their 
   little differences were forgotten when the two ladies were apart. The sisters 
   wrote to each other prodigious long letters, in which household affairs, the 
   children's puerile diseases, the relative prices of veal, eggs, chickens, the 
   rent of lodging and houses in various places, were fully discussed. And as Mrs. 
   Baynes showed a surprising knowledge of Tours, the markets, rents, clergymen, 
   society there, and as Major and Mrs. Mac were staying there, I have little 
   doubt, for my part, from this and another not unimportant circumstance, that it 
   was to that fair city our fugitives were wending their way, when events occurred 
   which must now be narrated, and which caused General Baynes at the head of his 
   domestic regiment to do what the King of France with twenty thousand men is said 
   to have done in old times. 
   Philip was greatly interested about the family. The truth is, we were all very 
   much bored at Boulogne. We read the feeblest London papers at the reading-room 
   with frantic assiduity. We saw all the boats come in: and the day was lost when 
   we missed the Folkestone boat or the London boat. We consumed much time and 
   absinthe at caf?s; and tramped leagues upon that old pier every day. Well, 
   Philip was at the H?tel des Bains at a very early hour next morning, and there 
   he saw the general, with a woe-worn face, leaning on his stick, and looking at 
   his luggage, as it lay piled in the porte-coch?re of the hotel. There they lay, 
   thirty-seven packages in all, including washing-tubes, and a child's India 
   sleeping-cot; and all these packages were ticketed M. le G?n?ral Baynes, 
   Officier Anglais, Tours, Touraine, France. I say, putting two and two together; 
   calling to mind Mrs. General's singular knowledge of Tours and familiarity with 
   the place and its prices; remembering that her sister Emily??Mrs. Major 
   MacWhirter, in fact??was there; and seeing thirty-seven trunks, bags and 
   portmanteaus, all directed "M. le G?n?ral Baynes, Officier Anglais, Tours, 
   Touraine," am I wrong in supposing that Tours was the general's destination? On 
   the other hand, we have the old officer's declaration to Philip that he did not 
   know where he was going. Oh, you sly old man! Oh, you grey old fox, beginning to 
   double and to turn at sixty-seven years of age! Well? The general was in 
   retreat, and he did not wish the enemy to know upon what lines he was 
   retreating. What is the harm of that, pray? Besides, he was under the orders of 
   his commanding officer, and when Mrs. General gave her orders, I should have 
   liked to see any officer of hers disobey. 
   "What a pyramid of portmanteaus! You are not thinking of moving to-day, 
   general?" says Philip. 
   "It is Sunday, sir," says the general; which you will perceive was not answering 
   the question; but, in truth, except for a very great emergency, the good general 
   would not travel on that day. 
   "I hope the ladies slept well after their windy voyage." 
   "Thank you. My wife is an old sailor, and has made two voyages out and home to 
   India." Here, you understand, the old man is again eluding his interlocutor's 
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   artless queries. 
   "I should like to have some talk with you, sir, when you are free," continues 
   Philip, not having leisure as yet to be surprised at the other's demeanour. 
   "There are other days besides Sunday for talk on business," says that piteous 
   sly-boots of an old officer. Ah, conscience! conscience! Twenty-four Sikhs, 
   sword in hand, two dozen Pindarries, Mahrattas, Ghoorkas, what you please??that 
   old man felt that he would rather have met them than Philip's unsuspecting blue 
   eyes. These, however, now lighted up with rather an angry, "Well, sir, as you 
   don't talk business on Sunday, may I call on you to-morrow morning." 
   And what advantage had the poor old fellow got by all this doubling and 
   hesitating and artfulness???a respite until to-morrow morning! Another night of 
   horrible wakefulness and hopeless guilt, and Philip waiting ready the next 
   morning with his little bill, and "Please pay me the thirty thousand which my 
   father spent and you owe me. Please turn out into the streets with your wife and 
   family, and beg and starve. Have the goodness to hand me out your last rupee. Be 
   kind enough to sell your children's clothes and your wife's jewels, and hand 
   over the proceeds to me. I'll call to-morrow. Bye, bye." 
   Here there came tripping over the marble pavement of the hall of the hotel a 
   tall young lady in a brown silk dress and rich curling ringlets falling upon her 
   fair young neck??(beautiful brown curling ringlets, vous comprenez, not wisps of 
   moistened hair,) and a broad clear forehead, and two honest eyes shining below 
   it, and cheeks not pale as they were yesterday; and lips redder still; and she 
   says, "Papa, papa, won't you come to breakfast? The tea is??" What the precise 
   state of the tea is I don't know??none of us ever shall??for here she says, "Oh, 
   Mr. Firmin!" and makes a curtsey. 
   To which remark Philip replied, "Miss Baynes, I hope you are very well this 
   morning, and not the worse for yesterday's rough weather." 
   "I am quite well, thank you," was Miss Baynes' instant reply. The answer was not 
   witty, to be sure; but I don't know that under the circumstances she could have 
   said anything more appropriate. Indeed, never was a pleasanter picture of health 
   and good-humour than the young lady presented: a difference more pleasant to 
   note than Miss Charlotte's face pale from the steamboat on Saturday, and 
   shining, rosy, happy, and innocent in the cloudless Sabbath morn. 
   "A Madame, 
   "Madame le Major MacWhirter, 
   "? Tours, 
   "Touraine, 
   "France. 
   "Tintelleries, Boulogne-sur-Mer, 
   "Dearest Emily, 
   "Wednesday, August 24, 18??. 
   "After suffering more dreadfully in the two hours' passage from Folkestone to 
   this place than I have in four passages out and home from India, except in that 
   terrible storm off the Cape, in September, 1824, when I certainly did suffer 
   most cruelly on board that horrible troop-ship; we reached this place last 
   Saturday evening, having a full determination to proceed immediately on our 
   route. Now, you will perceive that our minds are changed. We found this place 
   pleasant, and the lodgings besides most neat, comfortable, and well found in 
   everything, more reasonable than you proposed to get for us at Tours, which I am 
   told also is damp, and might bring on the general's jungle fever again. Owing to 
   the hooping-cough having just been in the house, which, praised be mercy, all my 
   dear ones have had it, including dear baby, who is quite well through it, and 
   recommended sea air, we got this house more reasonable than prices you mention 
   at Tours. A whole house: little room for two boys; nursery; nice little room for 
   Charlotte, and a den for the general. I don't know how ever we should have 
   brought our party safe all the way to Tours. Thirty-seven articles of luggage, 
   and Miss Flixby, who announced herself as perfect French governess, acquired at 
   Paris??perfect, but perfectly useless. She can't understand the French people