“There, there, Miss. A change of clothes and a little rest and you’ll be your old self again.” I could say nothing, I could only sob and bury my face in his neck as I was carried in.
“And Mr. Trevelyne, what a great performance!” continues Mr. Fennell, quaffing yet another glass of wine. He is plainly in a congratulatory mood, and I fear for the Trevelyne wine cellar as I see glasses being filled and refilled around the table. “The pitiful drunkard who turns into the hero who saves the day!” Randall lifts his glass in acknowledgment of the praise.
“You all saved the day, and I cannot thank you enough,” says I, meaning it to the depth of my being and about to break into tears again.
“It was nothing, my dear,” exults Mr. Bean. “Fooling a bunch of country bumpkins, why, we do it all the time. Given the opportunity, we could have convinced them I was the King of Spain and Mr. Fennell was Madame Du Barry!” Much laughter and more toasts.
“But, Sirs, surely there was a real Marshall and a real Hangman?” I say, sniffing back a sob. “I mean, the Sheriff and the court at Plymouth would not simply have accepted you on your word that you were sent to officiate at my hanging!”
“Indeed, there were,” answers Higgins. He sits at my left side, while Amy sits, fuming, to my right. “It was Mr.Pickering who found out in court who had been assigned the task. He also found out when they would be leaving Boston and what route they would take. It was then an easy matter to waylay them, confine them, and take their papers. And it was Mistress Pimm who contacted two of ‘her girls’ in Plymouth to join the Ladies Aid Society, to effect the exchange of dresses, and Mr. Trevelyne who, with his superb act as a drunkard, managed to deliver the Cordelia dress to the cell without its being examined by the Sheriff.”
“What I do not understand is why I was not let in on the plot?” demands Amy, arms crossed, eyes narrowed, and lower lip out in a pout, very much as I would have been had I been in her place. She is not laughing and carousing with the rest.
“Ah, dear sister Amy,” says Randall. “We thought you would give a much more convincing performance if you were kept in the dark. And you did, oh, yes, you did!”
“Yes, please forgive us, Miss Trevelyne,” says Mr.Fennell. “But the fewer people who know a secret, the better. As our Dr. Franklin once said, ‘Three people may keep a secret if two of them are dead.’”
“After all, Miss, you are a lady and not a trained actress,” purrs Polly Von. “And Randy thought it best.”
“Oh, Randy, is it, now?” snarls Amy, who is about to say more, when I step into the breach.
I put my hand upon Amy’s arm. “I myself didn’t know until last night, when Randall brought in the Cordelia dress and I recognized the dreaded Hangman as dear Mr. Bean. You and Randall were tossed out, so I could not tell you. As I put the dress on and Mr. Bean adjusted the straps, he whispered details of the plot and how I was to play my part in it. You see?”
Amy nods, and then smiles at me. “I know I should still be angry, but the joy of the outcome of this day overwhelms all other feelings.”
And you, Sister, I think, so willing to follow me over to the other side . . . tsk! And when you climbed into the coffin with me, you put your knee in my belly and I almost let out an ooof, which would have ruined everything. If you ever try something like that again, I will shoot you myself. But, yes, let the joy of this day banish all else.
Then a thought occurs to me. “What about that open grave up on Daisy Hill? Suppose someone looks and finds me not there? Should I not be laid out in the parlor or something?”
“We have put Gulliver MacFarland in it. It is a fresh grave,” replies Amy. “No one will be suspicious.”
I nod, still too exhausted to do any more crying. Poor Gully. You did try to make things right, Gully, at the end, you did.
Blount refills my glass, and I shake off sad thoughts of magic fiddlers and say to Higgins, “Did you think me not alive when you opened the coffin and looked in on me, my eyes closed and looking dead to the world?” I tease, the wine beginning to warm me and make me bold.
“No, Miss, I did not, as I heard you lustily snoring in there before I lifted the lid,” he says right back at me to great laughter and applause all around. “But it was a very delicate, quite ladylike sort of snore, Miss, you may rest assured.” More guffaws at my expense.
I give him my best I’ll-get-you-for-that look and turn to Randall. “A very picturesque wound you have there, Lieutenant Trevelyne. You wear it well. The fact that you received it while defending what was left of my good name, as well as that of your family, makes me doubly grateful to you.” I lift my glass to him. “Having to hang silently there, not knowing what was happening to you, hearing only the words spoken and the clash of swords, was one of the worst tortures I have ever endured.”
Randall lifts his glass to me. Polly has cleansed his wound and tied a white bandage around his brow, and he somehow manages to look all the more roguish for it. A spot of red has appeared on it, but the blood flow seems to have stopped. “A mere trifle, my dear, one that will hardly be noted in the annals of great moments in the history of love and war.”
I don’t know about war, but as for love, I do know that Polly is right at his side, looking up at him with those great glorious blue eyes fairly brimming with tears of love and admiration. I know that Amy thinks it’s all an act on her part, but I don’t. I’ve known Pretty Polly since she was six, and I believe I know her quite well, her faults as well as her virtues. Randall’s arm is carelessly thrown around Polly’s shoulders but, I perceive, not all that carelessly. I see his fingers gently stroking her cheek as he banters with me and the rest of the company.
“Can you not see Mr. Trevelyne trodding the boards as Prince Hal in Henry the Fifth?” asks Mr. Bean. “Or as the bold Hotspur?”
“Oh, indeed, Mr. Bean,” retorts Mr. Fennell. “After the recent contretemps, it could not be much of a stretch for him.”
As the accolades shift from me to others, I signal to Blount and ask of him a piece of paper and a pen. It is immediately supplied.
“How about as Romeo opposite our Jacky as Juliet?” counters Randall, grinning widely, as he gets a mock glare and a poke from the real actress who sits close beside him. “Excuse me. I meant, of course, my dear Polly. How could I have . . .”
As they all laugh, I pen my quick note. While I put an address on the outside, I do not bother with any on the letter itself. Instead I draw my grinning skull and crossbones up at the top and write . . .
Dear Captain Blood,
Never, ever write me off till you see me actually hanging in a gibbet.
And if ever we shall meet on the High Seas, Edgar, I shall blow you out of the water. Count on it.
Yo, ho, ho.
La Belle Dame Sans Merci
I blow on the note to dry the ink, then fold it up and hand it to Blount with a request to see to it that the letter is delivered. I purposely did not date it, so that Edgar will have to wonder whether I wrote it before or after the execution. Serves him right, and maybe it will stimulate his very active imagination.
The talk rambles on till there is the rattle of hooves and a commotion outside the door. It is roughly shoved open, and before anyone can react, an officer in full uniform enters. Higgins, the first to recover, gets to his feet and says, “May I present the Commander of the company of infantry that captured the unfortunate Marshall and Hangman, Captain Clarissa Worthington Howe.”
I shoot to my feet and gasp in wonder.
Clarissa? Captain Howe?
She is dressed in a fine red riding habit cut in the military style, with white turnouts and gold braid, a gay red bonnet on her head, and, of course, looks splendid. On her shoulders rest the epaulets of a cavalry captain. In her hand is her riding crop, which she slaps into her palm as she gazes into my eyes.
“So it worked,” she says, turning about to cast a queenly look down her aristocratic nose at the assembly. “Good.” She turns to Randall. “I assu
me I can release those two awful men now and take my company back to Virginia?”
“Best wait a few days, Captain,” says Randall, leaning back languidly in his chair and looking not overly impressed with the new arrival. Virtually everyone here shares some sort of history with Clarissa Worthington Howe. “Till we can get her safely away.”
“Well, good,” she says as a chair is pulled out for her and she settles her perfect body into it. “It is very pleasant to once again enjoy the hospitality of dear old Dovecote . . . and the pleasure of Miss Jacky Faber’s sparkling company. How good to see you, and so glad that my men and I have been able to be of service to you, Jacky, dear.”
All the pent-up rage I have ever felt for Clarissa, my great enemy and sometimes friend, comes bubbling up in me and I clench my fists in helpless fury. However, now I owe her a lot, and so I seethe and I fume. Then all I say is . . .
“Captain? Clarissa? How . . . ?”
She looks off, bemused. “Daddy promised me a company of militia if I would agree to leave New Orleans and come back home. And so I did. And here they are, armed and ready.”
“Was there anything left of New Orleans,” I ask, “when they threw your skinny ass out?”
“They will recover.” She sniffs.
“But what if there is trouble with the federal government over this?” I persist.
“Who cares? If they want to start a civil war, let it begin here,” she replies with a toss of her blond curls. “Oh, and Blount, two glasses,” she says as the butler puts a glass in front or her.
“My husband will be in directly,” she says to me with a slight smirk. “He’s seeing to his men.”
It is then that I notice the ornate gold ring that rests on the third finger of her left hand.
Clarissa is married!
Amy notices at the same time and we exchange looks. Oh, the poor man, who could—?
The door opens and Cavalry Major Lord Richard Allen strides in, resplendent in his scarlet regimentals.
“Cheerio, all!”
Richard!
I leap up and throw myself upon him. Oh, Richard, I am so glad to see you, so glad . . .
“Princess!” he exults, gathering me to him and swinging me around.
I poke around at the site of the wound he had received at Vimeiro, weeping and asking, “Are you all right? You have completely recovered? But . . . but . . . what are you doing here?”
“Well, Sergeant Bailey and the lads and I thought we might like a little respite from the heat down in Jamaica, so we took up Clarissa’s invitation to come north for a bit. Quite bracing, I must say. And then we found that Prettybottom had gotten that same bottom in a bit of a mess—her ass in a sling, as it were—so we were glad to come up to help out. And do some other things.”
It is then that I reach for his hand, his left hand, and am about to hold it to my breast, when I feel something on his finger and realize in an instant that I must step back, I must forever step back from my gallant Cavalry Major LordRichard Allen.
It is a wedding ring.
As I release him, Clarissa holds up her own ringed hand and waves it so that there is no mistake. She wears a wide smile.
“Everybody,” I say, in as calm a tone as I am able, “may I introduce Lord Richard Allen, a very dear friend of mine?”
Bows and curtsies all around, except from Clarissa and me. We rise and face each other.
“Say it,” she says, her eyes level with mine.
“Thank you, Clarissa, for helping to save me,” I dutifully say.
An imperceptible shake of her head signals that that is not enough for her. I know what she wants, and I sigh and give it to her.
I give a low curtsy, come up, and say, “Thank you . . . Lady Allen.”
Though it sticks in my throat, that will apparently do.
“You all know my wife, Clarissa, of course. Isn’t she beautiful?” Lord Allen whips off her hat and ruffles her hair. “What a pistol! You should’ve seen her poke that vile Boston hangman with the point of her sword. He was on his knees, crying like a baby and begging for his miserable life! Ha!”
Again Amy and I look at each other. Ruffling the Queen’s hair? We’ve never seen anyone do that before! Finally, could our proud Clarissa be tamed? Well, if any male could do it, it would be Richard Allen, and I wish them both the best.
“A true feather in my cap, I must say,” he continues proudly. “And please, all of you, join us for the hunting season in Virginia. I am sure our Clarissa would agree.”
“Yes, do,” says our Clarissa. “Perhaps I shall teach you how to ride properly, Jacky.”
“Well, we must be off. Archie and the lads send regards. I am sure they are well into their plans to knock up at least half of Dovecote’s domestic staff and I must set them straight. Come, Clarissa, let us go. I do outrank you, so you must obey. Cheerio, all.”
He extends his hand to his recent bride, and she dutifully rises. As he hustles her out the door, he gives me a big wink. Then he turns back and, with a final clutch around my waist, whispers in my ear, “You’ve got to come,Prettybottom. I can’t spend all that Howe money by myself! It’s enormous! And now, one last kiss, Jacky, for old time’s sake.”
“Nay, you rascal,” I say, turning my face from his. “I don’t have many scruples, but one of them concerns kissing married men. Go now, you beautiful rogue. We will meet again, I know.”
I put a modest kiss on his cheek, and he is gone.
I settle back down with my friends and heave a sigh for a certain bold dragoon. I have scarcely taken a breath when there is yet another commotion outside.
Oh, no! Another alarm! There is a knock on the door and everyone suddenly falls silent. Amy is closest, and she jumps up to look out the tiny window set in the door.
“It is Sergeant Matthews,” she says, opening the door to one of the militiamen.
The soldier enters and says, “Pardon, Miss, but someone on horseback is coming. It’s a British officer,” reports the soldier. “Navy, I think. Should I let him through?”
A shot of fear sends me to my feet. “I’ll not be taken alive again, I won’t! Higgins, my pistols! My friends, you’ve done all you can for me, please, save your—”
Amy pulls the curtain away from a window and peers out. “Save your concern, Sister, and come look,” she says, smiling as broadly as I have ever seen her smile. “Yes, Sergeant, please lead the Lieutenant to the front entrance, if you will.”
The militiaman salutes and leaves, while I go to the window to look out.
Oh, my God!
Chapter 47
The Journal of Amy Trevelyne, continued . . .
Dovecote Farm
Quincy, Massachusetts
“Good Lord,” gasped Jacky in open-mouthed wonder as she clutched her clasped hands to her breast. “It’s Jaimy! My Jaimy Fletcher! Oh, my joy!”
I stood with her at the window on that wonderful day and looked out over her trembling shoulder. It was, indeed, a very pale and drawn Mr. Fletcher out there, tying the reins of his mount to the hitching post. After doing so, he commenced to walk slowly to the front door. He had a packet of some sort under his arm.
I watched to see what my friend would do at this point, the culmination of all her dreams and aspirations. I would certainly have expected her to rush out and fling herself in his arms, but instead, she turned, her face radiant with happiness, and said, “Polly! Go meet him at the front door! You are a serving girl full of grief over my being strung up! Keep him there until you are given a signal, then send him up the hill. I need to change!” And with that, she ran out of the room. I knew Jacky was headed for my bedroom, as her seabag rested there on the floor, and I thought I knew what she had in mind.
Polly put her hands to her face and said, “All right. Give me a moment to get in character.” She took a deep, theatrical breath, then said, “There. I’ve got it.” She put her hands together in front of her face, and I swear a tear trickled out of each eye. We heard th
e expected knock on the front door and Polly exited, stage left, as it were, to go answer it.
I did not immediately follow my friend up to my room, but instead stayed back to find out what would be said in the entrance hall so that I could record it here.
“Good d-d-day to you, Sir,” stammers Polly tearfully, upon seeing James Fletcher in the doorway. “Please do come in.”
“Thank you, Miss. My . . . my name is James Fletcher and . . .”
“Oh, Mr. Fletcher!” wails Polly, falling to her knees before him and covering her face with her hands. “I know who you are, and I must tell you that the most awful thing has happened!”
A bit overly theatrical for my taste, but I let it go. Actors will be actors.
“I . . . know,” he says softly. “I saw the newspapers when I landed in Boston. I have here with me the evidence that would have spared her”—it’s plain he is trying to control his emotions—“but too late . . . always too late.”
Polly rises from the floor with the utmost grace, of course, and puts her hands lightly on Mr. Fletcher’s arm. She looks up at him with those huge, teary, baby-blue eyes and says, “Oh, Sir, her last words were spoken of you . . .”
I turn and hurry to my room. Jacky had best hurry or Polly will have him a total wreck.
“Why, Sister, do you wish to prolong his agony?” I ask as I enter the room where she is hurriedly undressing. “Why did you not just fly into his arms?”
“Because, Sister, I want him and me to reunite, for what I hope will be the final time, alone, and not in front of a roomful of people. It would not be fair to him to show myself then. It would have been a blow to his pride if he were to seem unmanly in front of others. Believe me, I know a lot about male pride. No, Amy, I want to do it this way.”