I reached the courthouse and drove around the block. My phone rang on the second pass.
'We're out,' Lula yelled. 'We got Carol with us, too. And we all need a bar!'
'How did she do?'
'Probation and counseling. It was her first offense, and she'd already paid for all the Fritos she ate. We had a lady judge who weighed about two hundred pounds and was real sympathetic.'
I turned the corner and saw them at the curb. Lula and Cindy were smiling. Carol looked shell-shocked. She was ghostly white, clutching a bag of Cheez Doodles to her chest, and she was visibly shaking.
They all piled into the backseat, with Carol sitting between
Cindy and Lula.
'Carol doesn't know the court session is over,' Lula said, grinning. 'Carol's in a state. We gotta get Carol a big-ass margarita.'
I drove over to the Burg, and I parked in front of Marsillio's. It was a nice safe place to get a drink. If anybody messed with you at
Marsillio's, Bobby V would kick their butt. Or even worse, he'd make sure they didn't get a table.
We guided Carol into Marsillio's, sat her at a table, and used the napkin to brush some of the doodle dust off her.
'Am I going to jail?' Carol asked.
'No,' Cindy said. 'You're not going to jail.'
'I was afraid I was going to jail. Who would take care of my kids?'
`I'd take care of your kids,' Cindy said. 'But you don't have to worry about it, because you're not going to jail.'
Alan, the owner, rushed over with a margarita for Carol.
'Am I going to jail?' she asked.
Three margaritas later, we poured Carol into the Lincoln, and I dumped her at Cindy's house.
'Boy,' Lula said. 'She was really hammered.'
With any luck she'd throw up a bag or two of Doodles. Don't get me wrong, I love Doodles, but they aren't exactly diet food when you snarf them by the truckload.
It was late afternoon, so I took Lula to the office. I parked in the rear lot, and we went in through the back door.
Connie was on her feet when she saw us. I've got a bunch of files,' she said. 'Everyone take a couple and put them away. I don't want another file mess.'
I took my stack of files and arranged them alphabetically. 'Joe tells me no one bonded out Anton Ward this time.'
'He's being held on a big bucks bond, and no one has the collateral to cover it. His brother called, but Vinnie wouldn't take the bond. The only way Ward's going to get out is with a signature bond, and no one's going to write a signature on Anton Ward.'
'What's the charge?'
'Armed robbery and accessory.'
'Ain't no justice in this world,' Lula said. That scrawny piece of garbage will plea-bargain and get off with a couple years.'
Connie filed the last of her folders. 'I don't think he'll plea-bargain.
I don't think he'll talk at all. If he gives up any Slayers, he's as good as dead.'
There was a burst of rapid-fire gunshots from the back of the building, and we all instinctively went to the floor. The shooting stopped, but we stayed down.
'Tell me I'm hallucinating,' Lula said. 'I don't want to believe this.'
After a couple minutes we got to our feet and tiptoed to the back door. We put our ears to the door and listened.
Perfectly quiet.
Connie cracked the door and peeked out. 'Okay,' she said. 'It makes sense now.'
Lula and I peeked out, too.
The Lincoln was totally spray painted with gang graffiti and riddled with bullet holes. The tires were shot out, and the windows were shattered.
'Hunh,' Lula said. 'Guess you're going to need alternative transportation.'
What I needed was a new life. I felt myself gnawing on my lip again and immediately forced myself to stop.
'You're kind of white,' Connie said to me. 'Are you okay?'
'They found me. I was driving a new car, and I parked in the back, and they figured it out.'
'Probably watching the office,' Lula said.
`I'm trying real hard not to freak,' I told them.
'Play the role,' Lula said. 'That's what we do. We pick a role and we play it. What role you want to play?'
'I want to be smart, and I want to be brave.'
'Go for it,' Lula said.
Connie closed and locked the door. She went to the ammo storage area, rummaged through boxes, and came up with a Kevlar vest.
Try this on for size,' she said to me.
I slipped it on, flattened the Velcro closures, and covered the vest with the hooded sweatshirt.
Lula and Connie stood back and looked at me. I was wearing
Ranger's black hat, black T-shirt, black sweatshirt.
'It's the damnedest thing,' Lula said. 'Now you just don't smell like Ranger, you're even starting to look like him.'
'Yeah,' Connie said. 'How come you still smell like Ranger?'
'It's this new shower gel I bought. It smells like Ranger.' Can I fib, or what?
'I'm gonna go buy a gallon,' Lula said. 'What's it called?'
'Bulgari.'
I was back to using Ranger's truck. I was parked two blocks from his building, waiting for the sun to set and the building to clear out.
Another couple minutes and I thought it would be safe for me to make a move. I'd been waiting for over two hours. That was okay.
It had given me time to think.
Connie was right. I needed to find out why I was on the list.
Eventually, Street Crimes or the Criminal Intelligence unit would get the information, but I was having a hard time finding the patience for 'eventually.'
I'd had a stupid, crazy idea while I was at the bonds office. It was so stupid and crazy I couldn't bring myself to say it out loud.
Trouble was, the idea wouldn't go away. And I was beginning to think it wasn't so stupid and crazy.
What I needed was a snitch. I needed to find a Slayer who could be bribed into talking. I didn't have a lot of money to use as a bribe, so I figured I'd have to resort to violence. And then I needed to find this Slayer outside of Slayerland. No way was I getting caught within Slayer boundaries.
So how am I going to catch a lone Slayer out of his 'hood? Turns out there's one sitting in jail. Anton Ward. All I have to do is bond him out, and he's mine. Okay, so I don't have all the details worked out, but it has potential, right?
The sun was down, and the streets were empty. Time to take a look at the building, I decided. I locked the truck, I pulled the hood over Ranger's ball cap, and I walked the two blocks to the gate. Floors five and six were lit. And there was a single window showing light on the fourth floor. Only the night guard was left in the lobby. Now or never, I thought. I remoted myself through the gate, crossed the garage, and took the elevator without a hitch. I let myself into the apartment and relaxed.
The apartment was nice and empty. Just as I'd left it. I dropped the keys to the truck in the dish on the sideboard. I shrugged out of the sweatshirt and vest and went to the kitchen.
Rex was running on his wheel. I tapped on the side of the cage and said hello. Rex paused for a moment, whiskers twitching. He blinked once and went back to running.
I opened the refrigerator and looked inside. Then I looked down at my waistline. Still some fat oozing over the top of my jeans, but there was less fat than yesterday. I was moving in the right direction. I closed the refrigerator door and hustled out of the kitchen before the beer got to me.
I watched television for a while, and then I took a shower. I told myself I was taking a shower to relax, but the truth was, I wanted to smell the soap. Sometimes I was able to forget I was living in
Ranger's space. Tonight wasn't one of those times. Tonight I was very aware that I was using his towels and sleeping in his bed. It was a kind of Russian roulette, I thought. Each night I walked into the apartment and spun the barrel. One of these nights Ranger would be here waiting for me, and I was going to take it between the eyes.
I
toweled off and went to bed in panties and T-shirt. The sheets were cool and the room was dark. The panties and T-shirt felt skimpy in Ranger's bed. I would be much more comfortable if I was fully dressed. Socks, jeans, two or three shirts buttoned to the neck, tucked into the jeans. Maybe a jacket and hat.
It was the shower, I decided. The hot water and the delicious soap. And the towel. It had me all overheated. I could fix that... but I'd go blind. At least that was the threat when I was growing up in the Burg you abuse yourself and you'll go blind. It hadn't totally stopped me but it had me worried. I really didn't want to go blind. Besides, what if I was in the middle of something and
Ranger walked in? Actually, that sounded pretty good.
No! It didn't sound good. What was I thinking? I was sort of attached to Joe. Maybe. So where the heck was he when I needed him? He was at home. Probably. I could go over there, I thought.
I could walk in and tell him I'd just taken a shower with this great soap that always makes me feel sexy. And then I'd explain to him how I got carried away with the towel...
Good grief. I switched the light on. I needed something to read, but there were no books, no magazines, no catalogues. I wrapped myself in Ranger's robe, curled up on the couch, and turned the television on.
I woke up to the Today show. I was still in Rangers robe. I was on the couch. And I was feeling cranky. It didn't help that Al Roker was on the television screen, talking to some woman from Iowa, and Al was looking happy as could be. Al always looked happy.
What's with that?
I said goodbye to Al and beamed the television off. I dragged myself into the bathroom but decided to forego the shower. I brushed my teeth and got dressed in the clothes on the floor.
I was desperate for coffee, but it was almost eight o'clock, and I needed to get out of the building. I clapped Ranger's hat on my head, stuffed myself into the vest and sweatshirt, and took the elevator to the garage. The elevator doors opened just as a car approached the gate. I flattened myself against the side and returned to the seventh floor. I waited in the seventh-floor foyer for ten minutes, and I tried it again. This time the garage was empty.
I left the garage, and I walked to the truck. The sky was overcast and a misting rain had started to fall. The buildings on either side of Comstock were redbrick and cement. No trees, no shrubs, no lawns to soften the landscape. It felt nicely urban when the sun was shining. Today it felt grim.
I drove to the office and parked the truck in full view on the street. Connie was already at work. Lula hadn't yet arrived. I saw no sign of Vinnie.
I went straight to the coffeepot and poured out a cup for myself.
'I haven't seen a lot of Vinnie lately,' I said to Connie. 'What's the deal?'
'He's got hemorrhoids. He comes in for an hour to bitch and complain, and then he goes home to sit on his rubber doughnut.'
Connie and I both smiled at this. Vinnie deserved hemorrhoids.
Vinnie was a hemorrhoid.
I sipped my coffee. 'So you're the one writing bonds now?'
`I'm doing the low money bonds. Vinnie gets off his doughnut to do guys like Anton Ward.'
`I need a favor.'
'Uh oh,' Connie said. 'I got a bad feeling about this.'
`I want you to help me bond out Anton Ward. I need to talk to him.'
'No way. Un uh. Nope. No can do. Forget it.'
'This was your idea! You were the one who said I had to find out why I was on Junkman's list.'
'And you think Ward is going to tell you out of gratitude?'
'No. I was planning on beating it out of him.'
Connie considered that. 'Beating might work,' she said. 'Who's going to slap him around?'
The and Lula. You could do it, too, if you want.'
'So let me get this straight,' Connie said. 'We bond him out.
Then we escort him from the jail to the trunk of Lula's Firebird and take him somewhere for further discussion.'
'Yeah. And then when we're done we can revoke his bond.'
'I like it,' Connie said. 'Did you think of this all by yourself?'
'Yep.'
Think of what all by herself?' Lula said, swinging through the front door. 'Man, it's crappy out there. It's gonna rain cats and dogs all day.'
'Stephanie's got a plan to bond out Anton Ward and beat some information out of him,' Connie said.
Lula's mood changed to smiley face. 'No shit? Are you messin' with me? That's inspired. You aren't gonna leave me out, are you?
I'm good at smackin' people around. And I'd just love to smack
Anton Ward around.'
'You're in,' I said to Lula. 'We just have to figure some things out first. Like, where are we going to take him for his beating?'
'It has to be someplace isolated, so no one hears him screaming,'
Lula said.
'And it has to be cheap,' I said. 'I haven't got any money.'
'I have just the place,' Connie said. "Vinnie has a house in Point
Pleasant. It's right on the beach, and no one's going to be around now. The season's over.'
That's a great plan,' Lula said. 'The arcade will still be open, and in between beatin' on Anton Ward I can play the claw machine.'
'Do you think we'll have to beat him a lot?' I asked Connie. A bunch of her relatives were mob, and I figured she knew about these things.
'I hope so,' Lula said. 'I hope he don't talk for days. I love Point
Pleasant. And I haven't beat on anyone in a while. I'm looking forward to this beating.'
'I've never actually beat anyone,' I said.
'Don't you worry about it,' Lula said. 'You just stand back and leave it to me.'
'We have to do this right,' Connie said. "We don't want anyone to know we have Ward. We're going to have to make it look like he just disappeared.'
'I've already thought it through,' I said. 'You can call Ward's brother back and tell him we'll bond Ward out if he agrees to wear a personal tracking unit. We just got one in from iSECUREtrac, right?'
'We haven't used it yet,' Connie said. 'Haven't even taken it out of the box.'
'If Ward agrees to the PTU we say we have to have him released into our custody so we can install the unit. Then we tell everybody we have to install the transmitter here, at the office. We tell them after the unit is in place Anton is free to go.
'We cuff Anton on his release and bring him back to the office, but instead of strapping the transmitter on him, we dump him in
Lula's trunk. All she has to do is back up to the rear door, and
Anton's off to Point Pleasant. Then we pretend Anton escaped. We can say he used the lavatory at the office, and he went out through the window.'
'Brilliant,' Lula said. 'You're a criminal genius.'
`I like it,' Connie said. 'Let's do it.'
We all did a high five.
'It'll take me some time to set this up,' Connie said. `I'll arrange it for the end of the business day. Then it won't be suspicious if we close the office down and disappear. In the meantime, you two should take a drive to Point Pleasant and make sure it's okay to use the house.' She took a key from a mess of keys she kept in her top drawer. This is the key to the house. He doesn't have a security system. It's just a little bungalow on the beach.' She wrote the address on a sticky note and gave it to me.
Lula and I didn't do a lot of talking on the way to Point Pleasant.
Hard to say why Lula fell into silence. Mine was brought on by a mixture of disbelief and terror. I couldn't believe we were going to do this. It was insane. And it was all my idea.
I was driving Ranger's truck, and Lula was reading the map.
We'd reached the ocean, and we were looking for Vinnie's street.
The rain was steady and the little shore houses that seemed cute and colorful in July sunshine looked sad in the dismal gray gloom.
'You turn left onto the next street,' Lula said. 'And you go all the way to the end. It's the last house on the right. Connie says
it's painted salmon and turquoise. I'm hoping she's wrong about the paint.'
This is like a ghost town,' I said. 'Not a single house has a light on.'
'Better for us,' Lula said. 'But it feels spooky, don't it? It's like we're in some horror movie. Nightmare in Point Pleasant.'