For the last few months, George had been making and selling a complex electronic reducing gadget which Vivian had helped him design; it was based in principle on a Blobel device popular on Titan but unknown on Terra. And this had gone over well; George had more orders than he could fill. But--

  "I had a terrible experience, Sherm," George confided. "I was in a drugstore the other day, and they gave me a big order for my reducing belt, and I got so excited--" He broke off. "You can guess what happened. I reverted. Right in plain sight of a hundred customers. And when the buyer saw that he canceled the order for the belts. It was what we all fear... you should have seen how their attitude toward me changed."

  Sherm said, "Hire someone to do your selling for you. A full-blooded Terran."

  Thickly, George said, "I'm a full-blooded Terran, and don't you forget it. Ever."

  "I just mean--"

  "I know what you meant," George said. And took a swing at Sherman. Fortunately he missed and in the excitement both of them reverted to Blobel form. They oozed angrily into each other for a time, but at last fellow veterans managed to separate them.

  "I'm as much Terran as anyone," George thought-radiated in the Blobel manner to Sherman. "And I'll flatten anyone who says otherwise."

  In Blobel form he was unable to get home; he had to phone Vivian to come and get him. It was humiliating.

  Suicide, he decided. That's the answer.

  How best to do it? In Blobel form he was unable to feel pain; best to do it then. Several substances would dissolve him... he could for instance drop himself into a heavily-chlorinated swimming pool, such as QEK-604 maintained in its recreation room.

  Vivian, in human form, found him as he reposed hesitantly at the edge of the swimming pool, late one night.

  "George, I beg you--go back to Dr. Jones."

  "Naw," he boomed dully, forming a quasi-vocal apparatus with a portion of his body. "It's no use, Viv. I don't want to go on." Even the belts; they had been Viv's idea, rather than his. He was second even there... behind her, falling constantly farther behind each passing day.

  Viv said, "You have so much to offer the children."

  That was true. "Maybe I'll drop over to the UN War Office," he decided. "Talk to them, see if there's anything new that medical science has come up with that might stabilize me."

  "But if you stabilize as a Terran," Vivian said, "what would become of me?"

  "We'd have eighteen entire hours together a day. All the hours you take human form!"

  "But you wouldn't want to stay married to me. Because, George, then you could meet a Terran woman."

  It wasn't fair to her, he realized. So he abandoned the idea.

  In the spring of 2041 their third child was born, also a girl, and like Maurice a hybrid. It was Blobel at night and Terran by day.

  Meanwhile, George found a solution to some of his problems.

  He got himself a mistress.

  He and Nina arranged to meet each other at the Hotel Elysium, a rundown wooden building in the heart of Los Angeles.

  "Nina," George said, sipping Teacher's scotch and seated beside her on the shabby sofa which the hotel provided, "you've made my life worth living again." He fooled with the buttons of her blouse.

  "I respect you," Nina Glaubman said, assisting him with the buttons. "In spite of the fact--well, you are a former enemy of our people."

  "God," George protested, "we must not think about the old days--we have to close our minds to our pasts." Nothing but our future, he thought.

  His reducing belt enterprise had developed so well that now he employed fifteen full-time Terran employees and owned a small, modern factory on the outskirts of San Fernando. If UN taxes had been reasonable he would by now be a wealthy man... brooding on that, George wondered what the tax rate was in Blobel-run lands, on Io, for instance. Maybe he ought to look into it.

  One night at VUW Headquarters he discussed the subject with Reinholt, Nina's husband, who of course was ignorant of the modus vivendi between George and Nina.

  "Reinholt," George said with difficulty, as he drank his beer, "I've got big plans. This cradle-to-grave socialism the UN operates... it's not for me. It's cramping me. The Munster Magic Magnetic Belt is--" He gestured. "More than Terran civilization can support. You get me?"

  Coldly, Reinholt said, "But George, you are a Terran; if you emigrate to Blobel-run territory with your factory you'll be betraying your--"

  "Listen," George told him, "I've got one authentic Blobel child, two half-Blobel children, and a fourth on the way. I've got strong emotional ties with those people out there on Titan and Io."

  "You're a traitor," Reinholt said, and punched him in the mouth. "And not only that," he continued, punching George in the stomach, "you're running around with my wife. I'm going to kill you."

  To escape, George reverted to Blobel form; Reinholt's blows passed harmlessly deep into his moist, jelly-like substance. Reinholt then reverted too, and flowed into him murderously, trying to consume and absorb George's nucleus.

  Fortunately fellow veterans pried their two bodies apart before any permanent harm was done.

  Later that night, still trembling, George sat with Vivian in the living room of their eight-room suite at the great new condominium apartment building ZGF-900. It had been a close call, and now of course Reinholt would tell Viv; it was only a question of time. The marriage, as far as George could see, was over. This perhaps was their last moment together.

  "Viv," he said urgently, "you have to believe me; I love you. You and the children--plus the belt business, naturally--are my complete life." A desperate idea came to him. "Let's emigrate now, tonight. Pack up the kids and go to Titan, right this minute."

  "I can't go," Vivian said. "I know how my people would treat me, and treat you and the children, too. George, you go. Move the factory to Io. I'll stay here." Tears filled her dark eyes.

  "Hell," George said, "what kind of life is that? With you on Terra and me on Io--that's no marriage. And who'll get the kids?" Probably Viv would get them... but his firm employed top legal talent--perhaps he could use it to solve his domestic problems.

  The next morning Vivian found out about Nina. And hired an attorney of her own.

  "Listen," George said, on the phone talking to his top legal talent, Henry Ramarau. "Get me custody of the fourth child; it'll be a Terran. And we'll compromise on the two hybrids; I'll take Maurice and she can have Kathy. And naturally she gets that blob, the first so-called child. As far as I'm concerned it's hers anyhow." He slammed the receiver down and then turned to the board of directors of his company. "Now where were we?" he demanded. "In our analysis of Io tax laws."

  During the next weeks the idea of a move to Io appeared more and more feasible from a profit and loss standpoint.

  "Go ahead and buy land on Io," George instructed his business agent in the field, Tom Hendricks. "And get it cheap; we want to start right." To his secretary, Miss Nolan, he said, "Now keep everyone out of my office until further notice. I feel a attack coming on. From anxiety over this major move off Terra to Io." He added, "And personal worries."

  "Yes, Mr. Munster," Miss Nolan said, ushering Tom Hendricks out of George's private office. "No one will disturb you." She could be counted on to keep everyone out while George reverted to his war-time Blobel shape, as he often did, these days; the pressure on him was immense.

  When, later in the day, he resumed human form, George learned from Miss Nolan that a Doctor Jones had called.

  "I'll be damned," George said, thinking back to six years ago. "I thought it'd be in the junk pile by now." To Miss Nolan he said, "Call Doctor Jones, notify me when you have it; I'll take a minute off to talk to it." It was like old times, back in San Francisco.

  Shortly, Miss Nolan had Dr. Jones on the line.

  "Doctor," George said, leaning back in his chair and swiveling from side to side and poking at an orchid on his desk. "Good to hear from you."

  The voice of the homeostatic analyst c
ame in his ear, "Mr. Munster, I note that you now have a secretary."

  "Yes," George said, "I'm a tycoon. I'm in the reducing belt game; it's somewhat like the flea-collar that cats wear. Well, what can I do for you?"

  "I understand you have four children now--"

  "Actually three, plus a fourth on the way. Listen, that fourth, Doctor, is vital to me; according to Mendel's Law it's a full-blooded Terran and by God I'm doing everything in my power to get custody of it." He added, "Vivian--you remember her--is now back on Titan. Among her own people, where she belongs. And I'm putting some of the finest doctors I can get on my payroll to stabilize me; I'm tired of this constant reverting, night and day; I've got too much to do for such nonsense."

  Dr. Jones said, "From your tone I can see you're an important, busy man, Mr. Munster. You've certainly risen in the world, since I saw you last."

  "Get to the point," George said impatiently. "Why'd you call?"

  "I, um, thought perhaps I could bring you and Vivian together again."

  "Bah," George said contemptuously. "That woman? Never. Listen, Doctor, I have to ring off; we're in the process of finalizing on some basic business strategy, here at Munster, Incorporated."

  "Mr. Munster," Dr. Jones asked, "is there another woman?"

  "There's another Blobel," George said, "if that's what you mean." And he hung up the phone. Two Blobels are better than none, he said to himself. And now back to business... He pressed a button on his desk and at once Miss Nolan put her head into the office. "Miss Nolan," George said, "get me Hank Ramarau; I want to find out--"

  "Mr. Ramarau is waiting on the other line," Miss Nolan said. "He says it's urgent."

  Switching to the other line, George said, "Hi, Hank. What's up?"

  "I've just discovered," his top legal advisor said, "that to operate your factory on Io you must be a citizen of Titan."

  "We ought to be able to fix that up," George said.

  "But to be a citizen of Titan--" Ramarau hesitated. "I'll break it to you easy as I can, George. You have to be a Blobel."

  "Dammit, I am a Blobel," George said. "At least part of the time. Won't that do?"

  "No," Ramarau said, "I checked into that, knowing of your affliction, and it's got to be one hundred percent of the time. Night and day."

  "Hmmm," George said. "This is bad. But we'll overcome it, somehow. Listen, Hank, I've got an appointment with Eddy Fullbright, my medical coordinator; I'll talk to you after, okay?" He rang off and then sat scowling and rubbing his jaw. Well, he decided, if it has to be it has to be. Facts are facts, and we can't let them stand in our way.

  Picking up the phone he dialed his doctor, Eddy Fullbright.

  The twenty-dollar platinum coin rolled down the chute and tripped the circuit. Dr. Jones came on, glanced up and saw a stunning, sharp-breasted young woman whom it recognized--by means of a quick scan of its memory banks--as Mrs. George Munster, the former Vivian Arrasmith.

  "Good day, Vivian," Dr. Jones said cordially. "But I understood you were on Titan." It rose to its feet, offering her a chair.

  Dabbing at her large, dark eyes, Vivian sniffled, "Doctor, everything is collapsing around me. My husband is having an affair with another woman... all I know is that her name is Nina and all the boys down at VUW Headquarters are talking about it. Presumably she's a Terran. We're both filing for divorce. And we're having a dreadful legal battle over the children." She arranged her coat modestly. "I'm expecting. Our fourth."

  "This I know," Dr. Jones said. "A full-blooded Terran this time, if Mendel's Law holds... although it only applied to litters."

  Mrs. Munster said miserably, "I've been on Titan talking to legal and medical experts, gynecologists, and especially marital guidance counselors; I've had all sorts of advice during the past month. Now I'm back on Terra but I can't find George--he's gone!"

  "I wish I could help you, Vivian," Dr. Jones said. "I talked to your husband briefly, the other day, but he spoke only in generalities... evidently he's such a big tycoon now that it's hard to approach him."

  "And to think," Vivian sniffled, "that he achieved it all because of an idea I gave him. A Blobel idea."

  "The ironies of fate," Dr. Jones said. "Now, if you want to keep your husband, Vivian--"

  "I'm determined to keep him, Doctor Jones. Frankly I've undergone therapy on Titan, the latest and most expensive... it's because I love George so much, even more than I love my own people or my planet."

  "Eh?" Dr. Jones said.

  "Through the most modern developments in medical science in the Sol System," Vivian said, "I've been stabilized, Doctor Jones. Now I am in human form twenty-four hours a day instead of eighteen. I've renounced my natural form in order to keep my marriage with George."

  "The supreme sacrifice," Dr. Jones said, touched.

  "Now, if I can only find him, Doctor--"

  At the ground-breaking ceremonies on Io, George Munster flowed gradually to the shovel, extended a pseudopodium, seized the shovel, and with it managed to dig a symbolic amount of soil. "This is a great day," he boomed hollowly, by means of the semblance of a vocal apparatus into which he had fashioned the slimy, plastic substance which made up his unicellular body.

  "Right, George," Hank Ramarau agreed, standing nearby with the legal documents.

  The Ionan official, like George a great transparent blob, oozed across to Ramarau, took the documents and boomed, "These will be transmitted to my government. I'm sure they're in order, Mr. Ramarau."

  "I guarantee you," Ramarau said to the official, "Mr. Munster does not revert to human form at any time; he's made use of some of the most advanced techniques in medical science to achieve this stability at the unicellular phase of his former rotation. Munster would never cheat."

  "This historic moment," the great blob that was George Munster thought-radiated to the throng of local Blobels attending the ceremonies, "means a higher standard of living for Ionans who will be employed; it will bring prosperity to this area, plus a proud sense of national achievement in the manufacture of what we recognize to be a native invention, the Munster Magic Magnetic Belt."

  The throng of Blobels thought-radiated cheers.

  "This is a proud day in my life," George Munster informed them, and began to ooze by degrees back to his car, where his chauffeur waited to drive him to his permanent hotel room at Io City.

  Someday he would own the hotel. He was putting the profits from his business in local real estate; it was the patriotic--and the profitable--thing to do, other Ionans, other Blobels, had told him.

  "I'm finally a successful man," George Munster thought-radiated to all close enough to pick up his emanations.

  Amid frenzied cheers he oozed up the ramp and into his Titan-made car.

  Notes

  All notes in italics are by Philip K. Dick. The year when the note was written appears in parentheses following the note. Most of these notes were written as story notes for the collections THE BEST OF PHILIP K. DICK (published 1977) and THE GOLDEN MAN (published 1980). A few were written at the request of editors publishing or reprinting a PKD story in a book or magazine.

  When there is a date following the name of a story, it is the date the manuscript of that story was first received by Dick's agent, per the records of the Scott Meredith Literary Agency. Absence of a date means no record is available. The name of a magazine followed by a month and year indicates the first published appearance of a story. An alternate name following a story indicates Dick's original name for the story, as shown in the agency records.

  These five volumes include all of Philip K. Dick's short fiction, with the exception of short novels later published as or included in novels, childhood writings, and unpublished writings for which manuscripts have not been found. The stories are arranged as closely as possible in chronological order of composition; research for this chronology was done by Gregg Rickman and Paul Williams.

  AUTOFAC 10/11/54. Galaxy, Nov 1955.

  Tom Disch said of this story that i
t was one of the earliest ecology warnings in sf. What I had in mind in writing it, however, was the thought that if factories became fully automated, they might begin to show the instinct for survival which organic living entities have... and perhaps develop similar solutions. (1976)

  SERVICE CALL 10/11/54. Science Fiction Stories, July 1955.

  When this story appeared many fans objected to it because of the negative attitude I expressed in it. But I was already beginning to suppose in my head the growing domination of machines over man, especially the machines we voluntarily surround ourselves with, which should, by logic, be the most harmless. I never assumed that some huge clanking monster would stride down Fifth Avenue, devouring New York; I always feared that my own TV set or iron or toaster would, in the privacy of my apartment, when no one else was around to help me, announce to me that they had taken over, and here was a list of rules I was to obey. I never like the idea of doing what a machine says. I hate having to salute something built in a factory. (Do you suppose all those White House tapes came out of the back of the President's head? And programmed him as to what he was to say and do?) (1976)

  CAPTIVE MARKET 10/18/54. If, April 1955.

  THE MOLD OF YANCY 10/18/54. If, Aug 1955.

  Obviously, Yancy is based on President Eisenhower. During his reign we all were worrying about the man-in-the-gray-flannel-suit problem; we feared that the entire country was turning into one person and a whole lot of clones. (Although in those days the word "clone" was unknown to us.) I liked this story enough to use it as the basis for my novel THE PENULTIMATE TRUTH; in particular the part where everything the government tells you is a lie. I still like that part; I mean, I still believe it's so. Watergate, of course, bore the basic idea of this story out. (1978)

  THE MINORITY REPORT 12/22/54. Fantastic Universe, Jan 1956.

  RECALL MECHANISM. If, July 1959.