Nancy Cardell lay motionless on the snow. She was clad in scarlet silk pyjamas, her small feet were bare, her arms were spread wide. Her head was turned aside and hidden by the mass of her clustering black hair. Deadly still she lay, and from her left side rose up the hilt of a dagger, whilst on the snow there was an ever-widening patch of crimson.
Poirot went out into the snow. He did not go to where the girl's body lay, but kept to the path. Two tracks of foot-marks, a man's and a woman's, led to where the tragedy had occurred. The man's footprints went away in the opposite direction alone. Poirot stood on the path, stroking his chin reflectively.
Suddenly Oscar Levering burst out of the house.
'Good God!' he cried. 'What's this?'
His excitement was a contrast to the other's calm.
'It looks,' said M. Poirot thoughtfully, 'like murder.'
Eric had another violent attack of coughing.
'But we must do something,' cried the other. 'What shall we do?'
'There is only one thing to be done,' said M. Poirot. 'Send for the police.'
'Oh!' said everybody at once.
M. Poirot looked inquiringly at them.
'Certainly,' he said. 'It is the only thing to be done. Who will go?'
There was a pause, then Johnnie came forward.
'Rag's over,' he declared. 'I say, M. Poirot, I hope you won't be too mad with us. It's all a joke, you know - got up between us - just to pull your leg. Nancy's only shamming.'
M. Poirot regarded him without visible emotion, save that his eyes twinkled a moment.
'You mock yourselves at me, is that it?' he inquired placidly.
'I say, I'm awfully sorry really. We shouldn't have done it. Beastly bad taste. I apologize, I really do.'
'You need not apologize,' said the other in a peculiar voice.
Johnnie turned.
'I say, Nancy, get up!' he cried. 'Don't lie there all day.'
But the figure on the ground did not move.
'Get up,' cried Johnnie again.
Still Nancy did not move, and suddenly a feeling of nameless dread came over the boy. He turned to Poirot.
'What - what's the matter? Why doesn't she get up?'
'Come with me,' said Poirot curtly.
He strode over the snow. He had waved the others back, and he was careful not to infringe on the other footmarks. The boy followed him, frightened and unbelieving. Poirot knelt down by the girl, then he signed to Johnnie.
'Feel her hand and pulse.'
Wondering, the boy bent down, then started back with a cry. The hand and arm were stiff and cold, and no vestige of a pulse was to be found.
'She's dead!' he gasped. 'But how? Why?'
M. Poirot passed over the first part of the question.
'Why?' he said musingly. 'I wonder.' Then, suddenly leaning across the dead girl's body, he unclasped her other hand, which was tightly clenched over something. Both he and the boy uttered an exclamation. In the palm of Nancy's hand was a red stone that winked and flashed forth fire.
'Aha!' cried M. Poirot. Swift as a flash his hand flew to his pocket, and came away empty.
'The cracker ruby,' said Johnnie wonderingly. Then, as his companion bent to examine the dagger, and the stained snow, he cried out: 'Surely it can't be blood, M. Poirot. It's paint. It's only paint.'
Poirot straightened himself.
'Yes,' he said quietly. 'You are right. It's only paint.'
'Then how -' The boy broke off. Poirot finished the sentence for him.
'How was she killed? That we must find out. Did she eat or drink anything this morning?'
He was retracing his steps to the path where the others waited as he spoke. Johnnie was close behind him.
'She had a cup of tea,' said the boy. 'Mr Levering made it for her. He's got a spirit-lamp in his room.'
Johnnie's voice was loud and clear. Levering heard the words.
'Always take a spirit-lamp about with me,' he declared. 'Most handy thing in the world. My sister's been glad enough of it this visit - not liking to worry the servants all the time you know.'
M. Poirot's eyes fell, almost apologetically as it seemed, to Mr Levering's feet, which were encased in carpet slippers.
'You have changed your boots, I see,' he murmured gently.
Levering stared at him.
'But, M. Poirot,' cried Jean, 'what are we to do?'
'There is only one thing to be done, as I said just now, Mademoiselle. Send for the police.'
'I'll go,' cried Levering. 'It won't take me a minute to put on my boots. You people had better not stay out here in the cold.'
He disappeared into the house.
'He is so thoughtful, that Mr Levering,' murmured Poirot softly. 'Shall we take his advice?'
'What about waking father and - and everybody?'
'No,' said M. Poirot sharply. 'It is quite unnecessary. Until the police come, nothing must be touched out here; so shall we go inside? To the library? I have a little history to recount to you which may distract your minds from this sad tragedy.'
He led the way, and they followed him.
'The story is about a ruby,' said M. Poirot, ensconcing himself in a comfortable arm-chair. 'A very celebrated ruby which belonged to a very celebrated man. I will not tell you his name - but he is one of the great ones of the earth. Eh bien, this great man, he arrived in London, incognito. And since, though a great man, he was also a young and a foolish man, he became entangled with a pretty young lady. The pretty young lady, she did not care much for the man, but she did care for his possessions - so much so that she disappeared one day with the historic ruby which had belonged to his house for generations. The poor young man, he was in a quandary. He is shortly to be married to a noble Princess, and he does not want the scandal. Impossible to go to the police, he comes to me, Hercule Poirot, instead. "Recover for me my ruby," he says. Eh bien, I know something of this young lady. She has a brother, and between them they have put through many a clever coup. I happen to know where they are staying for Christmas. By the kindness of Mr Endicott, whom I chance to have met, I, too, become a guest. But when this pretty young lady hears that I am arriving, she is greatly alarmed. She is intelligent, and she knows that I am after the ruby. She must hide it immediately in a safe place; and figure to yourself where she hides it - in a plum-pudding! Yes, you may well say, oh! She is stirring with the rest, you see, and she pops it into a pudding-bowl of aluminium that is different from the others. By a strange chance, that pudding came to be used on Christmas Day.'
The tragedy forgotten for the moment, they stared at him open-mouthed.
'After that,' continued the little man, 'she took to her bed.' He drew out his watch and looked at it. 'The household is astir. Mr Levering is a long time fetching the police, is he not? I fancy that his sister went with him.'
Evelyn rose with a cry, her eyes fixed on Poirot.
'And I also fancy that they will not return. Oscar Levering has been sailing close to the wind for a long time, and this is the end. He and his sister will pursue their activities abroad for a time under a different name. I alternately tempted and frightened him this morning. By casting aside all pretence he could gain possession of the ruby whilst we were in the house and he was supposed to be fetching the police. But it meant burning his boats. Still, with a case being built up against him for murder, flight seemed clearly indicated.'
'Did he kill Nancy?' whispered Jean.
Poirot rose.
'Supposing we visit once more the scene of the crime,' he suggested.
He led the way, and they followed him. But a simultaneous gasp broke from their lips as they passed outside the house. No trace of the tragedy remained; the snow was smooth and unbroken.
'Crikey!' said Eric, sinking down on the step. 'It wasn't all a dream, was it?'
'Most extraordinary,' said M. Poirot, 'The Mystery of the Disappearing Body.' His eyes twinkled gently.
Jean came up to him in sudden suspicion.
r /> 'M. Poirot, you haven't - you aren't - I say, you haven't been spoofing us all the time, have you? Oh, I do believe you have!'
'It is true, my children. I knew about your little plot, you see, and I arranged a little counterplot of my own. Ah, here is Mlle Nancy - and none the worse, I hope, after her magnificent acting of the comedy.'
It was indeed Nancy Cardell in the flesh, her eyes shining and her whole person exuberant with health and vigour.
'You have not caught cold? You drank the tisane I sent to your room?' demanded Poirot accusingly.
'I took one sip and that was enough. I'm all right. Did I do it well, M. Poirot? Oh, my arm hurts after that tourniquet!'
'You were splendid, petite. But shall we explain to the others? They are still in the fog, I perceive. See you, mes enfants, I went to Mlle Nancy, told her that I knew all about your little complot, and asked her if she would act a part for me. She did it very cleverly. She induced Mr Levering to make her a cup of tea, and also managed that he should be the one chosen to leave footprints on the snow. So when the time came, and he thought that by some fatality she was really dead, I had all the materials to frighten him with. What happened after we went into the house, Mademoiselle?'
'He came down with his sister, snatched the ruby out of my hand, and off they went post-haste.'
'But I say, M. Poirot, what about the ruby?' cried Eric. 'Do you mean to say you've let them have that?'
Poirot's face fell, as he faced a circle of accusing eyes.
'I shall recover it yet,' he said feebly; but he perceived that he had gone down in their estimation.
'Well, I do think!' began Johnnie. 'To let them get away with the ruby -'
But Jean was sharper.
'He's spoofing us again!' she cried. 'You are, aren't you?'
'Feel in my left-hand pocket, Mademoiselle.'
Jean thrust in an eager hand, and drew it out again with a squeal of triumph. She held aloft the great ruby in its crimson splendour.
'You see,' explained Poirot, 'the other was a paste replica I brought with me from London.'
'Isn't he clever?' demanded Jean ecstatically.
'There's one thing you haven't told us,' said Johnnie suddenly. 'How did you know about the rag? Did Nancy tell you?'
Poirot shook his head.
'Then how did you know?'
'It is my business to know things,' said M. Poirot, smiling a little as he watched Evelyn Haworth and Roger Endicott walking down the path together.
'Yes, but do tell us. Oh, do, please! Dear M. Poirot, please tell us!'
He was surrounded by a circle of flushed, eager faces.
'You really wish that I should solve for you this mystery?'
'Yes:
'I do not think I can.'
'Why not?'
'Ma foi, you will be so disappointed.'
'Oh, do tell us! How did you know?'
'Well; you see, I was in the library -'
'Yes?'
'And you were discussing your plans just outside - and the library window was open.'
'Is that all?' said Eric in disgust. 'How simple!'
'Is it not?' said M. Poirot, smiling.
'At all events, we know everything now,' said Jean in a satisfied voice.
'Do we?' muttered M. Poirot to himself, as he went into the house. 'I do not - I, whose business it is to know things.'
And, for perhaps the twentieth time, he drew from his pocket a rather dirty piece of paper.
'Don't eat any plum-pudding -'
M. Poirot shook his head perplexedly. At the same moment he became aware of a peculiar gasping sound very near his feet. He looked down and perceived a small creature in a print dress. In her left hand was a dust-pan, and in the right a brush.
'And who may you be, mon enfant?' inquired M. Poirot.
'Annie 'Icks, please, Sir. Between-maid.'
M. Poirot had an inspiration. He handed her the letter.
'Did you write that, Annie?'
'I didn't mean any 'arm, Sir.'
He smiled at her.
'Of course you didn't. Suppose you tell me all about it?'
'It was them two, Sir - Mr Levering and his sister. None of us can abide 'em; and she wasn't ill a bit - we could all tell that. So I thought something queer was going on, and I'll tell you straight, Sir, I listened at the door, and I heard him say as plain as plain, "This fellow Poirot must be got out of the way as soon as possible." And then he says to 'er, meaning-like, "Where did you put it?" And she answers, "In the pudding." And so I saw they meant to poison you in the Christmas pudding, and I didn't know what to do. Cook wouldn't listen to the likes of me. And then I thought of writing a warning, and I put it in the 'all where Mr Graves would be sure to see it and take it to you.'
Annie paused breathless. Poirot surveyed her gravely for some minutes.
'You read too many novelettes, Annie,' he said at last. 'But you have the good heart, and a certain amount of intelligence. When I return to London I will send you an excellent book upon le ménage, also the Lives of the Saints, and a work upon the economic position of woman.'
Leaving Annie gasping anew, he turned and crossed the hall. He had meant to go into the library, but through the open door he saw a dark head and a fair one, very close together, and he paused where he stood. Suddenly a pair of arms slipped round his neck.
'If you will stand just under the mistletoe!' said Jean.
'Me too,' said Nancy.
M. Poirot enjoyed it all - he enjoyed it very much indeed.
THE LONELY GOD
He stood on a shelf in the British Museum, alone and forlorn amongst a company of obviously more important deities. Ranged round the four walls, these greater personages all seemed to display an overwhelming sense of their own superiority. The pedestal of each was duly inscribed with the land and race that had been proud to possess him. There was no doubt of their position; they were divinities of importance and recognized as such.
Only the little god in the corner was aloof and remote from their company. Roughly hewn out of grey stone, his features almost totally obliterated by time and exposure, he sat there in isolation, his elbows on his knees, and his head buried in his hands; a lonely little god in a strange country.
There was no inscription to tell the land whence he came. He was indeed lost, without honor or renown, a pathetic little figure very far from home. No one noticed him, no one stopped to look at him. Why should they? He was so insignificant, a block of grey stone in a corner. On either side of him were two Mexican gods worn smooth with age, placid idols with folded hands, and cruel mouths curved in a smile that showed openly their contempt of humanity. There was also a rotund, violently self-assertive little god, with a clenched fist, who evidently suffered from a swollen sense of his own importance, but passers-by stopped to give him a glance sometimes, even if it was only to laugh at the contrast of his absurd pomposity with the smiling indifference of his Mexican companions.
And the little lost god sat on there hopelessly, his head in his hands, as he had sat year in and year out, till one day the impossible happened, and he found - a worshipper.
"Any letters for me?"
The hall porter removed a packet of letters from a pigeonhole, gave a cursory glance through them, and said in a wooden voice:
"Nothing for you, sir."
Frank Oliver sighed as he walked out of the club again. There was no particular reason why there should have been anything for him. Very few people wrote to him. Ever since he had returned from Burma in the spring, he had become conscious of a growing and increasing loneliness.
Frank Oliver was a man just over forty, and the last eighteen years of his life had been spent in various parts of the globe, with brief furloughs in England.
Now that he had retired and come home to live for good, he realized for the first time how very much alone in the world he was.
True, there was his sister Greta, married to a Yorkshire clergyman, very busy with parochial duti
es and the bringing up of a family of small children. Greta was naturally very fond of her only brother, but equally naturally she had very little time to give him. Then there was his old friend Tom Hurley. Tom was married to a nice, bright, cheerful girl, very energetic and practical, of whom Frank was secretly afraid. She told him brightly that he must not be a crabbed old bachelor, and was always producing "nice girls." Frank Oliver found that he never had anything to say to these "nice girls"; they persevered with him for a while, then gave him up as hopeless.
And yet he was not really unsociable. He had a great longing for companionship and sympathy, and ever since he had been back in England he had become aware of a growing discouragement. He had been away too long, he was out of tune with the times. He spent long, aimless days wandering about, wondering what on earth he was to do with himself next.
It was on one of these days that he strolled into the British Museum. He was interested in Asiatic curiosities, and so it was that he chanced upon the lonely god. Its charm held him at once. Here was something vaguely akin to himself; here, too, was someone lost and astray in a strange land. He became in the habit of paying frequent visits to the Museum, just to glance in on the little grey stone figure, in its obscure place on the high shelf.
"Rough luck on the little chap," he thought to himself. "Probably had a lot of fuss made about him once, kowtowing and offerings and all the rest of it."
He had begun to feel such a proprietary right in his little friend (it really almost amounted to a sense of actual ownership) that he was inclined to be resentful when he found that the little god had made a second conquest. He had discovered the lonely god; nobody else, he felt, had a right to interfere.
But after the first flash of indignation, he was forced to smile at himself. For this second worshipper was such a little bit of a thing, such a ridiculous, pathetic creature, in a shabby black coat and skirt that had seen their best days. She was young, a little over twenty he should judge, with fair hair and blue eyes, and a wistful droop to her mouth.
Her hat especially appealed to his chivalry. She had evidently trimmed it herself, and it made such a brave attempt to be smart that its failure was pathetic. She was obviously a lady, though a poverty-stricken one, and he immediately decided in his own mind that she was a governess and alone in the world.