But red, blue, yellow, purple, green,
   What do they really mean?
   Each faces the same
   Enemy, utters the same
   Platitudes, and this year’s men
   To our generation
   Are alien.
   How could I know your Dad and his Union brothers
   Toiling for coal and gas and oil and bread,
   Raising their standards for the wives and mothers
   Till they and the men exploiting them were dead,
   Laboured to waste the earth for all the others
   To come? Oh yes. The maps are turning red.
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   1WABI-SABI
   This isn’t about my lounge no longer in the saloon bar.
   This isn’t about the lack of panelling
   and having to live with the Collinsons’ twelve-year-old wallpaper.
   This isn’t about the 1970s rockface
   over the grate instead of a tall mantel;
   This isn’t about the stink of exhaust
   and incense when I settle each evening,
   Wondering if it came with me ...
   Nor is it about Woodfest again,
   nor about the sun shining on fresh-carved creatures;
   nor the crowds milling round the coffee-stalls,
   nor the colourful crush in the second-hand tents;
   Nor is it about the little ones wide-eyed in tow,
   and on tip-toe with dripping ice-creams,
   Too much for their little eyes to take in ...
   And this is certainly not about
   Eating chicken and chips, my fingers suffering.
   Not about my tongue and nose in love
   But my finger-skin wrecked,
   my thumbs shredded;
   This is certainly not about the question of eating in gloves ...
   This is not about my Best Buddy
   with the loved voice -
   on the phone, in the next room,
   Not about his voice calling upstairs,
   or popping his Santa Claus head round the bedroom door;
   This is not about that voice I hear every day,
   not about the voice I sing with over and over again ...
   This isn’t about the way the past is confused with the present
   Nor perfection with imperfection, nor yet my
   giddying encounters with
   Wabi-Sabi
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   VOICES
   Pretty voices
   Witty voices
   Something in the City voices
   Silly voices
   Chilly voices
   Night on Piccadilly voices
   Tiny voices
   Whiny voices
   Magical and shiny voices
   Army voices
   Smarmy voices
   Diners Club Umami voices
   Grumpy voices
   Jumpy voices
   Old and fat and frumpy voices
   Cheeky voices
   Squeaky voices
   On the spectrum geeky voices
   Picky voices
   Tricky voices
   Just time for a quickie voices
   Jokey voices
   Blokey voices
   Anyone for croquet voices
   Haughty voices
   Sporty voices
   Still a catch at forty voices
   Sleazy voices
   Wheezy voices
   Always bright and breezy voices
   Pally voices
   Scally voices
   Evening at the ballet voices
   Hoary voices
   Tory voices
   Read on Jackanory voices
   Crazy voices
   Lazy voices
   Forties Gert and Daisy voices
   Phoney voices
   Groany voices
   Can I have a pony voices
   Soppy voices
   Foppy voices
   Won’t you buy a poppy voices
   Catty voices
   Batty voices
   Getting very ratty voices
   Dopey voices
   Mopey voices
   Feeling rather ropey voices
   Sleepy voices
   Weepy voices
   Definitely creepy voices
   Snobby voices
   Yobby voices
   On about a hobby voices
   Risky voices
   Frisky voices
   Confidential whisky voices
   Plucky voices
   Clucky voices
   Absolutely mucky voices
   Kooky voices
   Rookie voices
   Looking for some nookie voices
   Happy voices
   Snappy voices
   Life is really crappy voices
   Scary voices
   Wary voices
   Hippie, beardy, hairy voices
   Cheery voices
   Weary voices
   Indistinct and beery voices
   Funny voices
   Sunny voices
   Never short of money voices
   Dirty voices
   Flirty voices
   Reading Krishnamurti voices
   Arty voices
   Hearty voices
   Going to a party voices
   Holy voices
   Lowly voices
   Yelling at the goalie voices
   Many voices
   Any voices
   Even two-a-penny voices
   Singing, chatting, making choices
   Laughing, warring over toys, is
   A cacophony of noises -
   Deafened Heaven still rejoices
   (Wishing we would lose our voices?)
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   BEWARE!
   Beware!
   Secure your hard hat.
   Danger lurks in the flat
   Field and fresh air!
   Beware!
   Don’t go near the water.
   A man and his daughter
   Are drowning there!
   Beware
   Everything you eat
   Can kill you. Horsemeat
   Everywhere.
   Beware -
   Only the thin look great.
   Say you are size eight
   Whatever you wear.
   Beware
   Losing your self-esteem
   When Following your Dream.
   Worst nightmare.
   Beware:
   Kids must cope alone
   While you are on your phone
   With stuff to share.
   Beware
   Trends that are so last year.
   Insist on the latest gear -
   It’s only fair.
   Beware -
   For anything really nice
   Don’t pay the asking price
   Anywhere.
   Beware
   Those beggars on your street;
   They drink. They never eat
   Or wash their hair.
   Beware,
   That man with the ready smile
   May be a paedophile.
   Get out of there.
   Beware:
   A touch is an assault.
   Nothing is your fault -
   You were In Care.
   Beware of cuddling. Beware of love.
   Beware of the velvet hand in the iron glove.
   Beware of black and posh and daft and queer -
   Beware of everything you ought to fear.
   Estranged from mercy, trust, reflection, prayer,
   People, beware.
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   TUNNELS
   We are the men who bring the trains ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling ...
   We are the blokes who clear the drains
   Tunnelling, tunnelling ...
   We are the docs who mend your brains ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling, tunnelling.
   Blasting a way through ancient rock
   Blitzing a stinking garbage block
   Boring through bone against the clock ...
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   Tunnelling, tunnelling.
   We are the guys who drill for oil ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling ...
   We are the brains who search the soil ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling ...
   We are the chaps who heap the spoil
   Tunnelling, tunnelling, tunnelling.
   Drilling the earth until she screams
   Probing the past for secret dreams
   Ripping the heart from golden seams ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling.
   We are the creatures put to flight ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling ...
   We are the ghosts that haunt your night ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling ...
   We are the bugs you fail to fight ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling, tunnelling.
   Riddled with graves a world will die
   Riddled with guilt, the mind awry
   Riddled with death, we all know why ...
   Tunnelling, tunnelling.
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   1ConfessionS of a Media Hack
   God Almighty, I confess
   To romancing in excess!
   Calculated to deceive,
   My whole career is make-believe.
   Anything to get in print,
   Raise my profile, make a mint;
   I will kill a reputation,
   Trash a life to please the nation.
   I will steal a joke, a plot,
   Fake the talent I have not;
   Plagiarising doesn’t faze
   In pursuit of readers’ praise.
   In my fabricated lives
   I fornicate with others’ wives
   Adulterating lazy text
   With the louche and highly-sexed.
   Thus my neighbour’s trophy wife
   Has a secret second life
   Where her curves will never age,
   Stripping for me on the page.
   His the mansion, his the cars,
   His the parties with the stars;
   His the cash, the looks, the glory ...
   All are mine though in my story.
   I have been deprived. I had
   Disrespect from Mum and Dad.
   Now it’s payback time; my rage
   Unedited fills every page.
   Worst of all was Sunday school.
   I looked and felt a bloody fool.
   Each wasted day because of you ...
   The dead God I am talking to ...
   God! What must I do or say
   To make this feeling go away
   That you are real; that you have spoken -
   All the rules you made are broken?
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   MAY-DAY
   I wandered, lonely, as a cloud
   Of loose balloons above the fair
   Carried the colours of the crowd
   Into the blue and steamy air;
   The crush, the smells, the shrieking rides
   Swamping the town between the tides.
   The folks out foraging for fun
   Saw no-one watching by the queue,
   Merely a shadow in the sun
   Only a breath away from you;
   Your onions flavouring my nose,
   Your ice-cream dripping on my toes.
   The chilly girls, the loud parade
   Dispersed to hot dogs on the pier,
   Counting the money they had made -
   The same routine as every year.
   The rattled bucket caught a pound
   I picked up on the rugby ground.
   That’s all I had. I hope it went
   To folks in institutions, or
   To help some other indigent
   Hungry as me, whose feet were sore,
   No dog for comfort, no guitar,
   Curled up where all the dustbins are.
   I wander, lonely. As a cloud
   Of pungent steam rolls up the town
   Enveloping me like a shroud
   Your lights wink on, my sun goes down.
   May-Day, May-Day by the sea;
   Tears at bedtime - none for me.
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   THE CLEMATIS HEDGE
   I had a lovely hedge - so full of bloom
   In winter, strangers wandered by to stare.
   I’d pause and chat while leaning on my broom,
   Happy explaining, happier still to share
   The shelter that it gave above the wall
   To runners from rainstorms, children’s hide and seek
   Amid the long leaves tumbling. This all
   Gave pleasure, until late last week
   When men and shrieking saws without consent
   Devastated my Clematis, and left
   Nothing but shorn twigs. They haven’t sent
   A bill - the work was free. But I’m bereft.
   Where will the blackbird make his home this spring?
   Where will the wren hide? And our robin sing?
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   SPRING...?
   It’s March the First; the weathermen
   And women cry, “It’s Spring again!”
   Despite the blizzards in the hills
   And hardly any daffodils.
   The frogs are humping in the pond,
   One fern has made a tiny frond,
   But not a leaf is on the trees
   And walkers hunch against the breeze.
   The Sun is barely in the Fish,
   Whatever our presenters wish;
   The Equinox is weeks away,
   Whatever weather pundits say.
   The astronomic start of Spring,
   Bright catalyst for everything,
   Is when our star burns the Equator
   In the Ram, the life-creator.
   Dishonouring St. David’s Day,
   Our sense of time has gone astray.
   Disdaining sleep, we raid the night
   For hours extravagant with light.
   We chill the heat, we heat the cold,
   Stay adolescent till we’re old;
   Dress up our children to attract
   And then get stars and teachers sacked.
   Refuse to rest, refuse to die,
   Insist we have the right to fly,
   To play God with the biosphere
   Since we are all that matters here.
   Come back, St. David! Help us back
   To sanity! We’ve lost the knack
   Of simple living, sold our souls
   To self-esteem, commercial goals.
   I long for unpolluted air,
   For bees and beasties everywhere,
   I’d like a night alive with stars,
   Not nasty neon clubs and bars.
   I long for peace, untainted bread,
   The pulse of Heaven in my head.
   I’d like a weather-girl to say
   “It really will be Spring today”
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   THE SNOW GUN
   I’d like some pretty with my cold.
   This winter is already old,
   And not a frost, and not a flake
   Has twinkled on our town to break
   The nithering monotony
   Of January by the sea.
   The days are grey, the mood is low;
   We haven’t had our share of snow.
   No-one wants to walk the Orme,
   Dull without a winter storm.
   I wish that I could find a way
   To brighten everybody’s day!
   I’d love to have the magic gun
   That makes a blizzard in the sun,
   That showers ice on everyone!
   I’d love to point the cannon high
   And fill the January sky
   With dancing flakes that float and fly!
   My gun would freeze the salty air
   And frost would sparkle everywhere,
   Flashing diamonds through the waves,
   Dazzling crystal in the caves;
   Our beach an arc of shining snow
   In winds that make our faces  
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   We’d walk beneath the frosted trees
   Tinkling like piano keys
   Under the fingers of the breeze,
   And everyone would smile and say
   As happy people crowd the bay,
   ‘What a glorious Winter’s day!
   We need some pretty with our cold
   To charm the young and cheer the old;
   Gardens white as wedding cake,
   Skaters out on every lake,
   A frost-fair on the glassy sea -
   So bring my magic gun to me!
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   A DOG’S LIFE
   Old Kos is gone
   Shadow of Bernie Rish
   Long-time companion
   Ate from the same dish
   Drank from the same tap
   Plodded the same stairs
   The old black Lab
   Now beyond prayers
   Before he died
   He would meet my eye
   Press his glossy side
   Against my thigh
   Patient he would stand
   Unable to tell
   My listening hand
   Where to make him well
   So Kos has gone
   And Suky quietly killed
   By a vet’s injection
   When I was unskilled
   - at ten - in taking care
   Of my Terrier and Dad
   Let her run everywhere
   Like dogs he once had
   Pained I look back -
   Dad’s birthday surprise
   The rescue dog whose lack
   Of training and wild eyes
   He couldn’t handle. Years
   Of boasting and bluff
   Ended in shock and tears
   When he had enough
   No dog for me
   Only the neighbour’s pet -
   Tiny tearaway Sally,
   Little Blossom who met
   A rose-bush at a run
   that blinded her, calm black
   Chelsea the famous one
   Who guides our Nicky back
   Bobbie (a Pisces)
   Our Kent Guide-dog friend
   Shared her Callie’s crises
   Their happy end
   The smell of soft puppies
   A mother’s melting eyes
   Amid warm apple trees
   And holy skies
   And once in a while
   A visitor - like the stray
   Called Lady a real trial