There’s No Place Like Here

  Cecelia Ahern

  For you, Dad—with all my love.

  Per ardua surgo.

  “A missing person is anyone whose whereabouts are unknown

  whatever the circumstances of disappearance.

  The person will be considered missing until located and his/her

  well-being, or otherwise, established.”

  An Gardaí Síochana

  Contents

  Epigraph

  1

  Jenny-May Butler, the little girl who lived across the road…

  2

  My life has been made up of a great many…

  3

  I was born and reared in County Leitrim in Ireland,…

  4

  When Jenny-May Butler went missing, her final insult was to…

  5

  Wait a minute.

  6

  Jack Ruttle trailed slowly behind an HGV along the N69,…

  7

  The porch light was still on when Jack arrived home.

  8

  Jack slugged back his third cup of coffee and looked…

  9

  For almost two days I’d stayed in the same wooded…

  10

  When I was fourteen, my parents talked me into seeing…

  11

  I went to see Mr. Burton every week while I was…

  12

  Helena was watching me curiously through the amber blaze of…

  13

  Helena added another log to the dying fire and its…

  14

  Only a week before Sandy’s no-show, Jack had quietly closed…

  15

  Jack woke up earlier than Gloria, as usual. Her head…

  16

  I tapped my shoe against the plate that once held…

  17

  Jack paced alongside the red Ford Fiesta, feeling a mixture…

  18

  Helena and I stepped out of the darkness of the…

  19

  “Sandy.” I could hear my name being called and felt…

  20

  Jack sat on the gravel surface beside what he assumed…

  21

  I awoke, I wasn’t sure how many hours later, to…

  22

  “So Joseph is a carpenter. What is it that you…

  23

  I spent the next half hour searching the road for…

  24

  On Tuesday morning, exactly two days since Sandy’s no-show, Jack,…

  25

  I was sixteen years old, in Mr. Burton’s office. I was…

  26

  Oh, Dr. Burton.” Jack sat up in the car seat and…

  27

  Missing person number one, Orla Keane, entered the great Community…

  28

  I stared up at the ceiling, at the point right…

  29

  Hello, I hope I’ve called the correct number for Mary…

  30

  Leading away from St. Stephen’s Green, Leeson Street was a fine…

  31

  It had been three years since I’d seen Mr. Burton. From…

  32

  Bobby closed the door of Lost and Found quietly behind…

  33

  I don’t know how long I’d been in the storeroom.

  34

  Mr. Le Bon, I assume,” Dr. Burton addressed Jack, leaning back in his…

  35

  Bobby stood at the door of the stockroom, arms folded…

  36

  Come on, we can walk and talk at the same…

  37

  Jack slept in Bobby’s box bedroom that night, surrounded by…

  38

  I went to the OCA meetings every month. I went…

  39

  After returning from an afternoon rehearsal at the Community Hall,…

  40

  I have found that the many imbalances within our individual…

  41

  Despite Dr. Burton’s threats and protestations, Jack had decided to continue…

  42

  Bobby was in no mood to discuss hearing his laughter…

  43

  Barbara Langley hadn’t much in the way of clothes suitable…

  44

  After Jack had left Sandy Shortt’s family home, he drove…

  45

  I stood up from my chair and the eyes of…

  46

  Jack felt the anger pumping through his veins. The muscles…

  47

  The week that Jenny-May Butler went missing, the Gardaí came…

  48

  Jack, is everything OK?” Alan asked, as soon as Jack…

  49

  Hello, Sandy.” Grace Burns smiled at me from behind her…

  50

  Come on, Bobby!” I yelled, poking my head in the…

  51

  Jack,” Garda Graham Turner said with surprise, “what are you…

  52

  I have thought about that moment with Jenny-May long and…

  53

  Helena had to get back to the village for the…

  54

  I don’t think she’s here.” Graham walked toward Jack in…

  55

  Sometimes, people can go missing right before our very eyes.

  Acknowledgments

  About the Author

  Other Books by Cecelia Ahern

  Copyright

  1

  Jenny-May Butler, the little girl who lived across the road from me, went missing when I was a child.

  The Gardaí launched an investigation, which led to a lengthy public search for her. For months every night the story was on the news, every day it was on the front pages of the papers, everywhere it was discussed in every conversation. The entire country pitched in to help; it was the biggest search for a missing person I, at ten years of age, had ever seen, and it seemed to affect everyone.

  Jenny-May Butler was a blond-haired blue-eyed beauty whose smiling face was beamed from the TV screen into the living rooms of every home around the country, causing eyes to fill with tears and parents to hug their children that extra bit tighter before they sent them off to bed. She was in everyone’s dreams and everyone’s prayers.

  She too was ten years old and in my class at school. I used to stare at the pretty photograph of her on the news every day and listen to them speak about her as though she were an angel. From the way they described her, you never would have known that she threw stones at Fiona Brady during recess when the teacher wasn’t looking, or that she called me a frizzy-haired cow in front of Stephen Spencer just so he would fancy her instead of me. No, for those few months she had become the perfect being and I didn’t think it fair to ruin that. After a while even I forgot about all the bad things she’d done because she wasn’t just Jenny-May anymore: she was Jenny-May Butler, the sweet missing girl whose nice family cried on the nine o’clock news every night.

  She was never found, not her body, not a trace; it was as though she had disappeared into thin air. No suspicious characters had been seen lurking around, no CCTV was available to show her last movements. There were no witnesses, no suspects; the Gardaí questioned everyone possible. The street became suspicious, its inhabitants calling friendly hellos to one another on the way to their cars in the early morning but all the time wondering, second-guessing, and visualizing dark, distorted scenarios implicating their neighbors. Washing cars, painting picket fences, weeding the flowerbeds, and mowing lawns on Saturday mornings while surreptitiously looking around the neighborhood conjured up shameful thoughts. People were shocked at themselves, angry that this incident had perverted their minds.

  Pointed fingers behind closed doors couldn’
t give the Gardaí any leads; they had absolutely nothing to go on but a pretty picture.

  I always wondered where Jenny-May went, where she had disappeared to, how on earth anyone could just vanish into thin air without a trace, without someone knowing something.

  At night I would look out my bedroom window and stare at her house. The porch light was always on, acting as a beacon to guide Jenny-May home. Mrs. Butler couldn’t sleep anymore and I could see her perpetually perched on the edge of her couch, as though she was on her marks waiting for the pistol to be fired. She would sit in her living room, looking out the window, waiting for someone to call or come by with news. Sometimes I would wave at her and she’d give me a half-hearted wave back. Most of the time she couldn’t see past her tears.

  Like Mrs. Butler, I wasn’t happy with not having any answers. I liked Jenny-May Butler a lot more when she was gone than when she was here and that also interested me. I missed her, the idea of her, and wondered if she was somewhere nearby, throwing stones at someone else and laughing loudly, but that we just couldn’t find her or hear her. I took to searching thoroughly for everything I’d mislaid after that. When my favorite pair of socks went missing I turned the house upside down while my worried parents looked on, not knowing what to do but eventually settling on helping me.

  It disturbed me that frequently my missing possessions were nowhere to be found and on the odd occasion that I did find them, it disturbed me that, as in the case of the socks, I could only ever find one. Then I’d picture Jenny-May Butler somewhere, throwing stones, laughing, and wearing my favorite socks.

  I never wanted anything new; from the age of ten, I was convinced that you couldn’t replace what was lost. I insisted on things having to be found.

  I think I wondered about all those odd pairs of socks as much as Mrs. Butler worried about her daughter. I too stayed awake at night running through all the unanswerable questions. Each time my lids grew heavy and neared closing, another question would be flung from the depths of my mind, forcing my lids to open again. This process kept much-needed sleep at bay and left me each morning more tired yet none the wiser.

  Perhaps this is why it happened to me. Perhaps because I had spent so many years turning my own life upside down and looking for everything, I had forgotten to look for myself. Somewhere along the line I had forgotten to figure out who and where I was.

  Twenty-four years after Jenny-May Butler disappeared, I went missing too.

  This is my story.

  2

  My life has been made up of a great many ironies; my going missing only added to an already very long list.

  First, I’m six foot one. Ever since I was a child I’ve been towering over just about everyone. I could never get lost in a shopping center like other kids, I could never hide properly when playing games, I was never asked to dance at discos, I was the only teenager that wasn’t aching to buy her first pair of high heels. Jenny-May Butler’s favorite name for me, well, certainly one of her top ten, was “Daddy-longlegs,” which she liked to call me in front of large crowds of her friends and admirers. Believe me, I’ve heard them all. I was the kind of person you could see coming from a mile away. I was the awkward dancer on the dance floor, the girl at the cinema that nobody wanted to sit behind, the one in the shop that rooted for the extra-long-legged trousers, the girl in the back row of every photograph. You see, I stick out like a sore thumb. Everyone who passes me registers me and remembers me. But despite all that, I went missing. Never mind the odd socks, never mind Jenny-May Butler; how a throbbing sore thumb on a hand so bland couldn’t be seen was the ultimate icing on the cake. The mystery that beat all mysteries was my own.

  The second irony is that my job was to search for missing persons. For years I worked as a garda. With a desire to work solely on missing persons but without working in an actual division assigned to these, I had to rely solely upon the “luck” of being assigned these cases. You see, the Jenny-May Butler situation really sparked off something inside me. I wanted answers, I wanted solutions, and I wanted to find them all myself. I suppose my searching became an obsession. I looked around the outside world for so many clues I don’t think that I once thought about what was going on inside my own head.

  In the Gardaí sometimes we found missing people in conditions I won’t ever forget, not for the rest of this life and far into the next, and then there were people who just didn’t want to be found. Often we uncovered only a trace, too often not even that. Those were the moments that drove me to keep looking far beyond my call of duty. I would investigate cases long after they were closed, stay in touch with families long after I should have. I realized I couldn’t go on to the next case without solving the previous, with the result that there was too much paperwork and too little action. And so knowing that my heart lay only in finding the missing, I left the Gardaí and I searched in my own time.

  The families always wondered what drove me to do this. They had a reason, a link, a love for the missing, whereas my fees were barely enough for me to get by on. So, what was my motivation? Peace of mind, I suppose. A way to help me close my eyes and sleep at night.

  But all of this begs the question: how can someone like me, with my physical attributes and my mental attitude, go missing?

  I’ve just realized that I haven’t even told you my name. It’s Sandy Shortt. It’s OK, you can laugh. I know you want to. I would too if it wasn’t so bloody heartbreaking. My parents called me Sandy because I was born with a head of sandy-colored hair. Pity they didn’t foresee that my hair would turn as black as coal. They didn’t know either that those cute pudgy little legs would soon stop kicking and start growing at such a fast rate, for so long. So Sandy Shortt is my name. That is who I am supposed to be, how I am identified and recorded for all time. But I am neither of those things. The contradiction often makes people laugh during introductions. Normally I respond to their amusement with a shrug and a smile. But not now. You see, there’s nothing funny about being missing. I also quickly realized there’s little difference between being missing and looking for the missing: every day I search. Same as I did when I was working. Only this time I search for a way back to be found.

  I have learned one thing worth mentioning. There is one huge difference in my life from before, one vital piece of evidence. For once in my life I want to go home.

  What bad timing to realize such a thing. The biggest irony of all.

  3

  I was born and reared in County Leitrim in Ireland, which with a population of about 25,000, is the smallest county in the country. Once the county town, Leitrim has the remains of a castle and some other ancient buildings, but it has lost its former importance and dwindled to a village. The landscape ranges from bushy brown hills to majestic mountains with yawning valleys and countless picturesque lakes. Leitrim is all but landlocked, having a coastal outlet to the Atlantic only two miles long. When there, I feel it brings on a sudden feeling of claustrophobia and an overwhelming desire for solid flat ground.

  There’s a saying about Leitrim and that is that the best thing to come out of Leitrim is the road to Dublin. I finished school when I was seventeen, applied for the Guards, and I eventually got myself on that road to Dublin. Since then I have rarely traveled back. A few times a year I would visit my parents in the three-bedroom terraced house in a small cul-de-sac of twelve houses where I grew up. The usual intention was to stay for the weekend but most of the time I only lasted a day, using an emergency at work as the excuse to grab my unpacked bag by the door and drive, drive, drive very fast on the best thing to come out of Leitrim.

  I didn’t have a bad relationship with my parents. They were always supportive, ever ready to dive in front of bullets, into fires and off mountains if it meant my happiness. The truth is, they made me uneasy. In their eyes I could see who they saw and I didn’t like it. I saw my reflection in their expressions more than in any mirror. Some people have the power to do that, to look at you and their faces let you know exactly how y
ou’re behaving. I suppose it was because they loved me, but I couldn’t spend too much time with people who loved me because of those eyes, because of that reflection.

  When I was ten—after Jenny-May went missing—my parents began to tiptoe around me, watching me warily. They had pretend conversations and false laughs that echoed around the house. They would try to distract me, create a false sense of ease and normality in the atmosphere, but I knew that they were doing it and why and it only made me aware that something was wrong.

  They were so supportive, they loved me so much, and each time the house was about to be turned upside down for yet another grueling search, they never gave in without a pleasant fight. Milk and cookies at the kitchen table, the radio on in the background, and the washing machine going, all to break the uncomfortable silence that would inevitably ensue.

  Mum would give me that smile, that smile that didn’t reach her eyes, that smile that made her back teeth clench and grind when she thought I wasn’t looking. With forced easiness in her voice and a forced face of happiness, she would cock her head to one side, try not to let me know she was studying me intently, and say, “Why do you want to search the house again, honey?” She always called me honey, like she knew as much as I did that I was no more Sandy Shortt than Jenny-May Butler was an angel.