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Once there was a simple country girl who one day found the Angel of the Lord hovering over her and Mary listened to the Angel and wondered, wondered if she had heard right. ‘I get no say in the matter and I have to call him what and have him where?’
The Angel of the Lord impatiently explained it all to her again.
‘Comply with all the full term conditions that have been offered, sign on the dotted line and we’ll take care of the rest with all the advantages of Cain, Willing and Able home delivery service and you will still be eligible for the bonny bouncing baby bonus.’