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  THE BLACK OBELISK, like all of Remarque's work, is a masterpiece of human drama; rich in comedy and compassion, robust, romantic and veined with ironic insight into the condition of man.

  "Brilliant... witty, often very funny, picaresque and serious . . . of rogues, rascals and wantons. The people of this important novel live and move and have their being during a . . . madness the like of which the world has never seen."

  —NEW YORK HERALD TRIBUNE

  "A production of boisterous mirth and Rabelaisian humor."

  —NEW HAVEN REGISTER

  Erich Maria Remarque is without question one of the world's greatest living novelists. His first novel, ALL QUIET ON THE WESTERN FRONT, is hailed as the finest war story ever written. Most of his novels have become worldwide bestsellers and include such unforgettable masterpieces as THREE COMRADES, THE ROAD BACK, ARCH OF TRIUMPH, HEAVEN HAS NO FAVORITES and THE NIGHT IN LISBON.

  A Crest Book published by arrangement with

  Harcourt, Brace & World.

  Copyright © 1957 by Erich Maria Remarque.

  All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this

  book or portions thereof.

  All characters in this book are fictional and any resemblance to

  persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

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  To P.G.

  1.

  The sun is shining in the office of Heinrich Kroll and Sons, Funeral Monuments. It is April, 1923, and business is good. The first quarter has been lively; we have made brilliant sales and grown poor in the process, but what can we do? Death is ineluctable, and such is human sorrow that it demands memorials of sandstone, marble, or even, when the sense of guilt or the inheritance is large, of costly black Swedish granite polished on all sides. Autumn and spring are the best seasons for dealers in the appurtenances of grief—more people die then than in summer or winter: in autumn because the sap has dried up, and in spring because it mounts and consumes the weakened body like too large a wick in too thin a candle. That at least is the conviction of our most active agent, Liebermann, the gravedigger at the municipal cemetery. And he ought to know: he is eighty years old, has buried upward of ten thousand corpses, has bought a house on the river and a trout hatchery with his commissions on tombstones and, through his profession, has become an enlightened brandy drinker. The one thing he hates is the city crematorium. It is unfair competition. We do not like it either. There is no profit in urns.

  I look at the clock. It is a little before twelve, and since today is Saturday I prepare to close up. I slam the metal cover over the typewriter, carry the Presto mimeograph machine behind the curtain, clear away the stone samples, and take the photographic prints of war memorials and artistic funeral monuments out of the fixing bath. I am the advertising manager, draftsman, and bookkeeper for the firm; in fact, for a year now I have been the sole office employee in what is, after all, not even my own profession.

  With anticipation I take a cigar out of the drawer. It is a black Brazilian. The salesman for the Wurttemberg Metal Works gave it to me this morning with the intention of foisting off on me later a consignment of bronze wreaths; so it is a good cigar. I look for a match, but as usual they have been mislaid. Fortunately a small fire is burning in the Dutch oven. I roll up a ten-mark bill, hold it in the flame and light the cigar with it. At the end of April there is no longer any real need for a fire in the oven; it is just a selling aid devised by my employer Georg Kroll. He believes that in time of sorrow when people have to hand out money they do it more willingly in a warm room than when they are cold. Sorrow in itself is a chilling of the soul, and if you add cold feet, it is hard to extract a decent price. Warmth has a thawing effect— even on the purse. Therefore our office is overheated, and our representatives have it dinned into them as an overriding principle never to attempt to close a sale in the cemetery when it is cold or rainy, but always in a warm room and, if possible, after a meal. Sorrow, cold, and hunger are bad business partners.

  I throw the remnant of the ten-mark bill into the oven and stand up. At the same instant I hear a window thrown open in the house opposite. I don't need to look around to know what is going on. Cautiously I bend over the table as though I still had something to do to the typewriter. At the same time I peep into a little hand mirror which I have so arranged that I can observe the window. As usual it is Lisa, wife of Watzek, the horse butcher, standing there naked, yawning and stretching. She has just got up. The street is old and narrow; Lisa can see us and we can see her and she knows it; that is why she is standing there. Suddenly a quirk appears in her big mouth; she laughs, showing all her teeth, and points at the mirror. Her eagle eye has spied it I am annoyed at being caught but act as though I had not noticed and retreat to the back of the room in a cloud of smoke. After a while I return. Lisa grins. I glance out, but not at her; instead I pretend to wave at someone in the street. As an extra flourish I throw a kiss into the void. Lisa falls for it; she is as inquisitive as a goat. She bends forward to see who is there. No one is there. Now I grin. She gestures angrily at her forehead with one finger and disappears.

  I don't really know why I carry on this comedy. Lisa is what is called a terrific figure of a woman, and I know a lot of people who would gladly pay a couple of million to enjoy such a spectacle every morning. I, too, enjoy it, but nevertheless it irritates me that this lazy toad, who never climbs out of bed until noon, is so shamelessly certain of her effect. It would never occur to her that there might be men who would not instantly want to sleep with her. Besides, the question does not even greatly interest her. She only stands at the window with her black pony tail and her impertinent nose and swings her first-class Carrara marble breasts like an aunt waving a rattle in front of a baby. If she had a couple of toy balloons she would happily wave them; it is all the same to her. Since she is naked, she waves her breasts; she is just completely happy to be alive and to know that all men must be crazy about her, and then she forgets the whole thing and goes to work on her breakfast with her voracious mouth. Meanwhile, Watzek, the horse butcher, is slaughtering tired old carriage nags.

  Lisa appears again. Now she is wearing a false mustache and is beside herself at this witty inspiration. She gives a military salute, and I assume that she is so shameless as to have her eye on old Knopf, the retired sergeant major whose house is next door. But then I remember that Knopf's bedroom window opens on the court. And Lisa is artful enough to know that she cannot be observed from the few other neighboring houses.

  Suddenly, as though a reservoir of sound has burst its dike, the bells of St. Mary's begin to ring. The church stands at the end of our alley, and the strokes resound as though they fell straight from heaven into our room. At the same time I see outside the other office window, the one that faces on the court, my employer's bald head gliding by like a ghostly melon. Lisa makes a rude gesture and shuts her window. The daily temptation of Saint Anthony has been withstood once more.

  Georg Kroll is barely forty, but his head is already as shiny as the bowling alley at Boll's Garden Restaurant. It has been shiny as long as I have known him, and that is over five years. It is so shiny that when we were in the trenches, where we belonged to the same regiment, a special order was issued that even at the quietest times Georg had to wear his steel helmet—such would have been the temptation, for even the kindliest of enemies, to find out by a shot whether or not his head was a giant billiard ball.

  I pull myself together and report: "Company Headquarters, Kroll and Sons! Staff engaged in enemy observation. Suspicious troop movement
s in the Watzek sector."

  "Aha," Georg says. "Lisa at her morning gymnastics. Get a move on, Lance Corporal Bodmer. Why don't you wear blinders in the morning like the drummer's horse in a cavalry band and thus protect your virtue? Don't you know what the three most precious things in life are?"

  "How should I know that, Attorney General, when life itself is what I'm still searching for?"

  "Virtue, simplicity, and youth," Georg announces. "Once lost, never to be regained! And what is more useless than experience, age, and barren intelligence?"

  "Poverty, sickness, and loneliness," I reply, standing at ease.

  "Those are just different names for experience, age, and misguided intelligence."

  Georg takes the cigar out of my mouth. He examines it briefly and classifies it like a butterfly. "Booty from the metal-works."

  He takes a beautifully clouded, golden-brown meerschaum cigar holder out of his pocket, fits the Brazilian into it and goes on smoking.

  "I have nothing against your requisitioning the cigar," I say. "It is naked force, and that's all you noncoms know about life. But why the cigar holder? I'm not syphilitic."

  "And I'm not homosexual."

  "Georg," I say, "in the war you used my spoon to eat pea soup whenever I could steal it from the canteen. And the spoon stayed in my dirty boot and was never washed."

  Georg examines the ash of the Brazilian. It is snow white. "The war was four and a half years ago," he informs me. "At that time infinite misery made us human. Today the shameless lust for gain has made us robbers again. To keep this secret we use the varnish of convention. Ergo! Isn't there still another Brazilian? The metalworks never tries to bribe an employee with just one."

  I take the second cigar out of the drawer and hand it to him. "You know everything! Intelligence, experience, and age seem to be good for something after all."

  He grins and gives me in return a half-empty package of cigarettes. "Anything else been happening?" he asks.

  "Not a thing. No customers. But I must urgendy request a raise."

  "What, again? You got one only yesterday!"

  "Not yesterday. This morning at nine o'clock. A miserable ten thousand marks. However, it was still worth something at nine this morning. Now the new dollar exchange rate has been posted and instead of a new tie all I can buy is a bottie of cheap wine. But what I need is a tie."

  "Where does the dollar stand now?"

  "Thirty-six thousand marks at noon today. This morning it was thirty-three thousand."

  Georg Kroll examines his cigar. "Thirty-six thousand! It's a rat race. Where will it end?"

  "In a wholesale crash. Meanwhile we have to live. Did you get some money?"

  "Only a small suitcaseful for today and tomorrow. Thousands, ten thousands, even a couple of packages of hundreds. Something like five pounds of paper money. The inflation is moving so fast that the Reichsbank can't print money rapidly enough to keep up with it. The new hundred-thousand bills were only issued two weeks ago—soon we'll need million-mark notes. When will we be in the billions?"

  "If it goes on like this, in a couple of months."

  "My God!" Georg sighs. "Where are the fine peaceful times of 1922? Then the dollar only rose from two hundred fifty to ten thousand in a whole year. Not to mention 1921— when it went up a beggarly three hundred percent."

  I look out the window toward the street. Now Lisa is standing across the way in a printed silk dressing gown decorated with parrots. She has put a mirror on the window ledge and is brushing her mane.

  "Look at that," I say bitterly. "She sows not neither does she reap, and our Father in Heaven supports her nevertheless. She didn't have that dressing gown yesterday. Yards of silk! And I can't scrape together the price of a tie."

  Georg grins. "You're just an innocent victim of the times. But Lisa spreads her sails before the gale of the inflation. She is the fair Helen of the black marketeers. You can't get rich on tombstones. Why don't you go into the herring business or the stock market like your friend Willy?"

  "Because I am a philosopher and a sentimentalist. I shall remain true to tombstones. Well, what about my raise? Even philosophers need to spend something on their wardrobes."

  Georg shrugs his shoulders. "Can't you buy the tie tomorrow?"

  "Tomorrow is Sunday. And I need it tomorrow."

  Georg sighs and gets his bagful of money out of the vestibule. He reaches inside and throws me two packages. "Will that do?"

  I see that they are mostly hundreds. "Hand over another pound of that wallpaper," I say. "This is not more than five thousand. Catholic profiteers put that much in the collection plate at Sunday mass and feel ashamed of being so stingy."

  Georg scratches his bald skull, an atavistic gesture without meaning in his case. Then he hands me a third package. "Thank God tomorrow is Sunday," he says. "No dollar exchange rate. One day in the week the inflation stands still. God surely did not have that in mind when He created the Sabbath."

  "How are we doing really?" I ask. "Are we ruined or in clover?"

  Georg takes a long drag on the meerschaum holder. "I don't believe anyone in Germany knows that about himself. Not even the godlike Stinnes. People with savings are ruined, of course. So are all the factory workers and office workers. Also most of the small-business people, only they don't know it. The only ones who are making hay are the people with foreign exchange, stocks, or negotiable property. Does that answer your question?"

  "Negotiable property!" I look out into the garden which serves as our warehouse. "We haven't much left. Mostly sandstone and poured concrete. Very little marble or granite. And what little we have your brother is selling at a loss. The best thing would be to sell nothing at all, wouldn't it?"

  There is no need for Georg to answer. A bicycle bell rings outside. Someone mounts the ancient steps. There is an authoritative cough. It is the problem child of the family, Heinrich Kroll, Jr., the other owner of the firm.

  He is a corpulent little man with a bristling mustache and dusty trousers, secured at the bottom with bicycle clips. His eyes sweep Georg and me with mild contempt. To him we are office hacks who loaf all day, while he is the man of action in charge of foreign affairs. He is indefatigable. Every day in the gray of dawn he goes to the railroad station and then by bicycle to the remotest villages: wherever our agents, the gravediggers and teachers, have reported a corpse. He is by no means inept. His corpulence inspires confidence; therefore he maintains it by diligent beer drinking early and late. Farmers like short thick men better than hungry-looking ones. His clothes help too. He does not wear a black frock coat, like our competitor Steinmeyer, nor a blue business suit like the travelers of Hollmann and Klotz—the one is too obvious, the other too unfeeling. Heinrich Kroll wears striped trousers with a dark jacket, together with a high old-fashioned wing collar and a subdued tie with a lot of black in it. Two years ago he hesitated for a while in choosing this outfit. He wondered whether a cutaway might not be more suitable, but then decided against it because of his height. It was a happy renunciation. Even Napoleon would have been ridiculous in a swallow tail. In his present outfit Heinrich Kroll looks like the dear Lord's diminutive receptionist—and that is exactly as it should be. The bicycle clips give the whole a cunningly calculated appearance of homeliness; in these days of automobiles, people believe they can get a better buy from a man who wears bicycle clips.

  Heinrich takes his hat off and wipes his forehead. Outside it is fairly cool and he is not perspiring; he does this simply to show us what a hard worker he is in comparison with us office loafers.

  "I have sold the memorial cross," he says with a modesty as unobtrusive as the roar of a lion.

  "Which? The small marble one?" I ask hopefully.

  "The big one," Heinrich replies, even more simply, and stares at me.

  "What? The Swedish granite with double socle and bronze chains?"

  "That's the one! Did you think we had any other?"

  Heinrich clearly relishes his silly
question as a triumph of sarcasm.

  "No," I say. "We haven't any other. That's the trouble. It was the last. Our rock of Gibraltar."

  "How much did you sell it for?" Georg Kroll now asks.

  Heinrich straightens up. "For three-quarters of a million, without inscription and exclusive of freight and packing. They are additional."

  "Good God!" Georg and I say at the same time.

  Heinrich favors us with a glance full of arrogance; dead haddock sometimes wear a similar expression. "It was a hard battle," he proclaims and for some reason puts on his hat again.