It was after ten by that time.
Willie was on the bed. In the same place, the coat still wadded up under his armpits, his hands still crossed on his chest, his face pale and pure. I went over to the bed. His head didn’t turn, but his eyed swung toward me with a motion that made you think you could hear them creak in the sockets.
“Good morning,” I said.
He opened his mouth a little way and his tongue crept out and explored the lips carefully, wetting them. Then he grinned weakly, as though he were experimenting to see if anything would crack. Nothing happened, so he whispered, “I reckon I was drunk last night?”
“That’s the name it goes by,” I said.
“It’s the first time,” he said. “I never got drunk before. I never even tasted it but once before.”
“I know. Lucy doesn’t favor drinking.”
“I reckon she’ll understand though when I tell her,” he said. “She’ll see how it was I came to do it.” Then he sank into meditation.
“How do you feel?”
“I feel all right,” he said, and pried himself up to a sitting position, swinging his feet to the floor. He sat there with his sock-feet on the floor, taking stock of the internal stresses and strains. “Yeah,” he concluded, “I feel all right.”
“Are you to the barbecue?”
He looked up at me with a laborious motion of the head and an expression of question on his face as tough I were the fellow who was supposed to answer. “What made you ask that?” he demanded.
“Well, a lot’s been happening.”
“Yeah,” he said. “I’m going.”
“Duffy and Sadie have already gone. Duffy wants you to come on out and mingle with the common herd.”
“All right,” he said. Then, with his eyed fixed on an imaginary spot on the floor about ten feet from his toes, he stuck his tongue out again and began to caress his lips. “I’m thirsty,” he said.
“You are dehydrated,” I said. “The result of alcohol taken in excess. But that is the only way to take it. It is the only way to do a man any good.”
But he wasn’t listening. He had pulled himself up and padded off into the bathroom.
I could hear the slosh of water and the gulping and inhaling. He must have been drinking out of the faucet. After about a minute that sound stopped. There wasn’t any sound at all for a spell. Then there was a new one. Then the agony was over.
He appeared at the bathroom door, braced against the doorjamb, staring at me with a face of sad reproach bedewed with the glitter of cold water.
“You needn’t look at me like that,” I said, “the likker was all right.”
“I puked,” he said wistfully.
“Well, you didn’t invent it. Besides, now you’ll be able to eat a great big, hot, juicy, high-powered slab of barbecued hog meat.”
He didn’t seem to think that that was very funny. And neither did I. But he didn’t seem to think it was especially unfunny, either. He just hung on the doorjamb looking at me like a deaf and dumb stranger. The he retired again into the bathroom.
“I’ll order you a pot of coffee,” I yelled in to him. “It’ll fix you up.”
But it didn’t. He took it, but it didn’t even take time to make itself at home.
Then he lay down for a while. I put a cold towel on his forehead and he closed his eyes. He laid his hands on his breast, and the freckles on his face looked like rust spots on polished alabaster.
About eleven-fifteen the desk called up to say that a car and two gentlemen were waiting to drive Mr. Stark to the fairgrounds. I put my hand over the receiver, and looked over at Willie. His eyes had come open and were fixed on the ceiling.
“What the hell do you want to go to that barbecue for?” I said. “I’m going to tell ‘em to hist tail.”
“I’m going to the barbecue,” he announced from the spirit world, his eyes still fixed on the ceiling.
So I went down to the lobby to stall off two of the local semileading citizens who’d even agreed to ride in the gubernatorial hearse to get their names in the paper. I stalled them. I said Mr. Stark was slightly indisposed, and I would drive him out in about an hour.
At twelve o’clock I tried the coffee treatment again. It didn’t work. Or rather, it worked wrong. Duffy called up from out of the fairgrounds and wanted to know what the hell. I told him he’d better go on and distribute the loaves and fishes and pray God for Willie to arrive by two o’clock.
“What’s the matter?” demanded Duffy.
“Boy,” I said, “the longer you don’t know the happier you’ll be,” and hung up the phone.
Along toward one, after Willie had made another effort to recuperate with coffee and had failed, I said, “Look here, Willie, what you going out there for? Why don’t you stay here? Send word you are sick and spare yourself some grief. Then, later on, if–”
“No,” he said, and pushed himself up to a sitting position on the side of the bed. His face had a high a pure and transparent look like a martyr’s face just before he steps into the flame.
“Well,” I said, without enthusiasm, “if you are hell-bent, you got one more chance.”
“More coffee? he asked.
“No,” I said, and unstrapped my suitcase and got out the second bottle. I poured some in a tumbler and took it to him. “According to the old folks,” I said, the best way is to put two shots of absinthe on a little cracked ice and float on a shot of rye. But we can’t be fancy. Not with Prohibition.”
He got it down. There was a harrowing moment, then I drew a sight of relief. In ten minutes I repeated the dose. Then I told him to get undressed while I ran a tub of cold water. While he was in the tub I called down for the desk to get us a car. Then I went to Willie’s room to get some clean clothes and his other suit.
He managed to get dressed, taking time out now and then for me to give a treatment.
He got dressed and then sat on the edge of the bed wearing a big label marked, Handle with Care–This End Up–Fragile_. But I got him down to the car.
Then I had to go back up and get a copy of his speech, which he’d left in his top bureau drawer. He might need it, he said after I got back. He might not be able to remember very well, and might have to read it.
“All about Peter Rabbit and Wallie Woodchuck,” I said, but he wasn’t attending.
He lay back and closed his eyes while the tumbril bumped over the gravel toward the fairgrounds.
I looked up the road and saw the flivvers and wagons and buggies ranked on the outskirts of a grove, and the fair buildings, and an American Flag draped around a staff against the blue sky. Then, Duffy was soothing the digestion of the multitude.
Willie put out his hand and laid it on the flask, “Gimme that thing,” he said “Go easy,” I said, “you aren’t used to this stuff. You already–”
But he had it to his mouth by that time and the sound of it gargling down would have drowned the sound of my words even if I had kept on wasting them.
When he handed the thing back to me, there wasn’t enough in it to make it worth my while putting it in my pocket. What collected in one corner when I tilted it wouldn’t make even a drink for a high-school girl. “You sure you don’t want to finish it?” I asked in mock politeness.
He shook his head in a dazed sort of way, said, “No, thanks,” and then shivered like a man with a hard chill.
So I took what was left, and threw the empty pint bottle out of the window.
“Drive in as close as you can,” I told the boy at the wheel.
He got pretty close, and I got out and gave Willie a hand, and paid the kid off. Then Willie and I drifted slowly over the brown and trodden grass toward a platform, while the crowd about us was as nothing and Willie’s eyes were on far horizons and the band played “Casey Jones.”
I left Willie in the lee of the platform, standing all alone in a space of brown grass in a strange country with a dream on his face and the sun beating down on him.
I foun
d Duffy, and I said, “I’m ready to make delivery, but I want a receipt.”
“What’s the matter with him?” Duffy wanted to know. “The bastard doesn’t drink. Is he drunk?”
“He never touches the stuff,” I said. “It’s just he’s been on the road to Damascus and he saw a great light and he’s got the blind staggers.”
“What’s the matter with him?”
“You ought to read the Good Book more,” I told Duffy, and led him to the candidate. It was a touching reunion. So I melted into the throng.
There was quite a crowd, for the scent of burning meat on the air will do wonders. The folks were beginning to collect around in front of the platform, and climb up in the grandstand. The local band was standing over to one side of the platform, now working over “Hail, Hail, the Gang’s All Here.” On the platform were the two local boys who didn’t have any political future, who had come to the hotel that morning, and another fellow who was by my guess a preacher to offer up a prayer, and Duffy. And there was Willie, sweating slow. Thy sat in a row of chairs across the back of the platform, in front of the bunting-draped backdrop, and behind a bunting-draped table on which was a big pitcher of water and a couple of glasses.
One of the local boys got up first and addressed his friend and neighbors and introduced the preacher who addressed God-Almighty with his gaunt rawboned face lifted up above the blue serge and his eyes squinched into the blazing light. Then the first local boy got up and worked around to introducing the second local boy. It looked for a while as though the second local boy was the boy with the button after all, for he was, apparently, built for endurance and not speed, but it turned out that he didn’t really have the button any more than the first local boy or the preacher or God-Almighty. It just took him longer to admit that he didn’t have it and to put the finger on Willie.
Then Willie stood up all alone by the table, saying, “My friends,” and turning his alabaster face precariously from one side to the other, and fumbling in the right side pocket of his coat to fish out the speech.
While he was fumbling with the sheets, and looking down at them with a slightly bemused expression as though the stuff before him in a foreign language, somebody tugged at my sleeve. There was Sadie.
“How was it?” she asked.
“Take a look and guess,” I replied.
She gave a good look up to the platform, and then asked, “How’d you do it?”
“Hair of the dog.”
She looked up to the platform again. “Hair, hell,” she said, “he must have swallowed the dog.”
I inspected Willie, who stood up there sweating and swaying and speechless, under the hot sun.
“He’s on the ropes,” Sadie said “Hell, he’s been on ‘em all morning,” I said, “and lucky to have ‘em.”
She was still looking at him. It was much the way she had looked at him the night before when he lay on the bed in my room, out cold, and she stood by the side of the bed. It wasn’t pity and it wasn’t contempt. It was an ambiguous, speculative look. Then she said, “Maybe he was born on ‘em.”
She said in a tone which seemed to imply that she had settled that subject. But she kept on looking up there at him in the same way.
The candidate could still stand, at least with a thigh propped against the table. He had called them his friends in two or three ways and had said he was glad to be there. Now he stood there clutching the manuscript in both hands, with his head lowered like a dehorned cow beset by a couple of fierce dogs in the barnyard, while the sun beat on him and the sweat dropped. Then he took a grip on himself, and lifted his head.
“I have a speech here,” he said. “It is a speech about what this state needs. But there’s no use telling you what this state needs. You are the state. You know what you need. Look at your pants. Have they got holes in the knees? Listen to your belly. Did it ever rumble for emptiness? Look at your crop. Did it ever rot in the field because the road was so bad you couldn’t get it to market? Look at your kids. Are they growing up ignorant as you and dirt because there isn’t any school for them?
Willie paused, and blinked around at he crowd. “No,” he said, “I’m not going to read you any speech. You know what you need better’n I could tell you. But I’m going to tell you a story.”
And he paused, steadied himself by the table, and took a deep breath while the sweat dripped.
I leaned toward Sadie. “What the hell’s the bugger up to?” I asked “Shut up,” she commanded, watching him.
He began again. “It’s a funny story,” he said. “Get ready to laugh. Get ready to bust your sides for it is sure a funny story. It’s about a hick. It’s about a red-neck, like you all, if you please. Yeah, like you. He grew up like any other mother’s son on the dirt roads and gully washes of a north-state farm. He knew all about being a hick. He knew what it was to get up before day and get cow dung between his toes and feed and slop and milk before breakfast so he could set off by sunup to walk six miles to a one-room, slab-sided schoolhouse. He knew what it was to pay high taxes for that windy shack of a schoolhouse and those gully-washed red-clay roads to walk over–or to break his wagon axle or stringhalt his mules on.
“Oh, he knew what it was to be a hick, summer and winter. He figured if he wanted to do anything he had to do it himself. So he sat up nights and studied books and studied law so maybe he could do something about changing things. He didn’t study that law in any man’s school or college. He studied it nights after a hard day’s work in the field. So he could change things some. For himself and for the folks like him. I am not lying to you. He didn’t start out thinking about all the other hicks and how he was going to do wonderful thing for them. He started out thinking of number one, but something came to him on the way. How he could not do something for himself and not for other folks or for himself without the help of other folks. It was going to be all together or none. That came to him.
“And it came to him with the powerful force of God’s own lightening on a tragic time back in his own home county two years ago when the first brick schoolhouse ever built in his county collapsed because it was built of politics-rotten brick, and it killed and mangled a dozen poor little scholars. Oh, you know that story. He had fought the politics back of building that schoolhouse of rotten brick but he lost and it fell. But it started him thinking. Next time would be different.
“People were his friends because he had fought that rotten brick. And some of the public leaders down in the city knew that and they rode up to his pappy’s place in a big fine car and say how they wanted him to run for Governor.
I plucked Sadie’s arm. “You think he’s going to–”
“Shut up,” she said savagely.
I looked toward Duffy up there on the platform back of Willie. Duffy’s face was worried. It was red and round and sweating, and it was worried.
“Oh, they told him,” Willie was saying, “and that hick swallowed it. He looked in his heart and thought he might try to changes things. In all humility he thought how he might try. He was just a human, country boy, who believed like we have always believed back here in the hills that even the plainest, poorest fellow can be Governor if his fellow citizens find he has got the stuff and the character for the job.
“Those fellows in the striped pants saw the hick and they took him in. They said how MacMurfee was a limber-back and a deadhead and how Joe Harrison was the tool of the city machine, and how they wanted that hick to step in and try to give some honest government. They told him that. But–” Willie stopped, and lifted his right hand clutching the manuscript to high heaven–”do you know who they were? They were Joe Harrison’s hired hands and lickspittles and they wanted to get a hick to run to split MacMurfee’s hick vote. Did I guess this? I did not. No, for I heard their sweet talk. And I wouldn’t know the truth this minute if that woman right there–” and he pointed down to Sadie–”if that woman right there–”
I nudged Sadie and said, “Sister, you are out of a job.”
r /> “–if that fine woman right there hadn’t been honest enough and decent enough to tell the foul truth which stinks in the nostrils of the Most High!”
Duffy was on his feet, edging uncertainly toward the front of the platform. He kept looking desperately toward the band as though he might signal them to burst into music and then at the crowd as though he were trying to think of something to say. Then he edged toward Willie and said something to him.
But the words, whatever they were, were scarcely out of his mouth before Willie had turned on him. “There!” Willie roared. “There!” And he waved his right hand, the hand clutching the manuscript of his speech. “There is the Judas Iscariot, the lickspittle, the nose-wiper!”
And Willie waved his right arm at Duffy, clutching the manuscript which he had not read. Duffy was trying to say something to him, but Willie wasn’t hearing it, for he was waving the manuscript under Duffy’s retreating nose and shouting, “Look at him! Look at him!”
Duffy, still retreating, looked toward the band and waved his arms at them and shouted, “Play, play! Play the ‘Star-Spangled Banner’!”
But the band didn’t play. And just then as Duffy turned back to Willie, Willie made a more than usually energetic pass of the fluttering manuscript under Duffy’s nose and shouted, “Look at him, Joe Harrison’s dummy!”
Duffy shouted, “It’s a lie!” and stepped back from the accusing arm.
I don’t know whether Willie meant to do it. But anyway, he did it. He didn’t exactly shove Duffy off the platform. He just started Duffy doing a dance along the edge, a kind of delicate, feather-toed, bemused, slow-motion adagio accompanied by arms pinwheeling around a face which was like a surprised custard pie with a whole scooped in the middle of the meringue, and the hole was Duffy’s mouth, but no sound came out of it. There wasn’t a sound over that five-acre tract of sweating humanity. They just watched Duffy do his dance.