I found myself dangling next to the wall of the pit. About twenty feet below, the shaft opened into a lake of fire. Meg was clinging desperately to my foot. Above me, Grover held me by the quiver with one hand, his other gripping a tiny ledge of rock. He kicked off his shoes and tried to find purchase with his hooves on the wall.
‘Well done, brave satyr!’ I cried. ‘Pull us up!’
Grover’s eyes bugged. His face dripped with sweat. He made a whimpering sound that seemed to indicate he didn’t have the strength to pull all three of us out of the pit.
If I survived and became a god again, I would have to talk to the Council of Cloven Elders about adding more physical education classes to satyr school.
I clawed at the wall, hoping to find a convenient rail or emergency exit. There was nothing.
Below me, Meg yelled, ‘REALLY, Apollo? You water hyacinths thoroughly UNLESS you are transplanting them!’
‘How was I supposed to know that?’ I protested.
‘You CREATED hyacinths!’
Ugh. Mortal logic. Just because a god creates something doesn’t mean he understands it. Otherwise, Prometheus would know everything about humans, and I assure you, he does not. I created hyacinths, so I’m supposed to know how to plant and water them?
‘Help!’ Grover squeaked.
His hooves shifted on the tiny crevices. His fingers trembled, his arms shaking as if he were holding the weight of two extra people, which … oh, actually, he was.
The heat from below made it difficult to think. If you’ve ever stood near a barbecue fire, or had your face too close to an open oven, you can imagine that feeling increased a hundredfold. My eyes dried up. My mouth became parched. A few more breaths of scalding air and I would probably lose consciousness.
The fires below seemed to be sweeping across a stone floor. The drop itself would not be fatal. If only there were a way to turn off the fires …
An idea came to me – a very bad idea, which I blamed on my boiling brain. Those flames were fuelled by the essence of Helios. If some small bit of his consciousness remained … it was theoretically possible that I could communicate with him. Perhaps, if I touched the fires directly, I could convince him that we were not the enemy and he should let us live. I would probably have a luxurious three nanoseconds to accomplish this before dying in agony. Besides, if I fell, my friends might stand a chance of climbing out. After all, I was the heaviest person in our party, thanks to Zeus’s cruel curse of flab.
Terrible, terrible idea. I would never have had the courage to try it had I not thought of Jason Grace, and what he had done to save me.
‘Meg,’ I said, ‘can you attach yourself to the wall?’
‘Do I look like Spider-Man?’ she yelled back.
Very few people look as good in tights as Spider-Man. Meg was certainly not one of them.
‘Use your swords!’ I called.
Holding my ankle with just one hand, she summoned a scimitar. She stabbed at the wall – once, twice. The curve of the blade did not make her job easy. On the third strike, however, the point sank deep into the rock. She gripped the hilt and let go of my ankle, holding herself above the flames with only her sword. ‘What now?’
‘Stay put!’
‘I can do that!’
‘Grover!’ I yelled up. ‘You can drop me now, but don’t worry. I have a –’
Grover dropped me.
Honestly, what sort of protector just drops you into a fire when you tell him it’s okay to drop you into a fire? I expected a long argument, during which I would assure him that I had a plan to save myself and them. I expected protests from Grover and Meg (well, maybe not from Meg) about how I shouldn’t sacrifice myself for their sake, how I couldn’t possibly survive the flames, and so on. But nope. He dumped me without a thought.
At least it gave me no time for second-guessing.
I couldn’t torture myself with doubts like What if this doesn’t work? What if I cannot survive the solar fires that used to be second nature to me? What if this lovely prophecy we are piecing together, about me dying in the tomb of Tarquin, does NOT automatically mean that I will not die today, in this horrible Burning Maze?
I don’t remember hitting the floor.
My soul seemed to detach from my body. I found myself thousands of years back in time, on the very first morning I became the god of the sun.
Overnight, Helios had vanished. I didn’t know what final prayer to me as the god of the sun had finally tipped the balance – banishing the old Titan to oblivion while promoting me to his spot – but here I was at the Palace of the Sun.
Terrified and nervous, I pushed open the doors of the throne room. The air burned. The light blinded me.
Helios’s oversize golden throne stood empty, his cloak draped over the armrest. His helm, whip and gilded shoes sat on the dais, ready for their master. But the Titan himself was simply gone.
I am a god, I told myself. I can do this.
I strode towards the throne, willing myself not to combust. If I ran out of the palace screaming with my toga on fire the very first day on the job, I would never hear the end of it.
Slowly, the fires receded before me. By force of will, I grew in size until I could comfortably wear the helm and cloak of my predecessor.
I didn’t try out the throne, though. I had a job to do, and very little time.
I glanced at the whip. Some trainers say you should never show kindness with a new team of horses. They will see you as weak. But I decided to leave the whip. I would not start my new position as a harsh taskmaster.
I strode into the stable. The sun chariot’s beauty brought tears to my eyes. The four sun horses stood already harnessed, their hooves polished gold, their manes rippling fire, their eyes molten ingots.
They regarded me warily. Who are you?
‘I am Apollo,’ I said, forcing myself to sound confident. ‘We’re going to have a great day!’
I leaped into the chariot, and off we went.
I’ll admit it was a steep learning curve. About a forty-five-degree arc, to be precise. I may have done a few inadvertent loops in the sky. I may have caused a few new glaciers and deserts until I found the proper cruising altitude. But by the end of the day the chariot was mine. The horses had shaped themselves to my will, my personality. I was Apollo, god of the sun.
I tried to hold on to that feeling of confidence, the elation of that successful first day.
I came back to my senses and found myself at the bottom of the pit, crouching in the flames.
‘Helios,’ I said. ‘It’s me.’
The blaze swirled around me, trying to incinerate my flesh and dissolve my soul. I could feel the presence of the Titan – bitter, hazy, angry. His whip seemed to be lashing me a thousand times a second.
‘I will not be burned,’ I said. ‘I am Apollo. I am your rightful heir.’
The fires raged hotter. Helios resented me … but wait. That wasn’t the full story. He hated being here. He hated this maze, this half-life prison.
‘I will free you,’ I promised.
Noise crackled and hissed in my ears. Perhaps it was only the sound of my head catching fire, but I thought I heard a voice in the flames: KILL. HER.
Her …
Medea.
Helios’s emotions burned their way into my mind. I felt his loathing for his sorceress granddaughter. All that Medea had told me earlier about holding back Helios’s wrath – that might have been true. But, above all, she was holding Helios back from killing her. She had chained him, bound his will to hers, wrapped herself in powerful protections against his godly fire. Helios did not like me, no. But he hated Medea’s presumptuous magic. To be released from his torment, he needed his granddaughter dead.
I wondered, not for the first time, why we Greek deities had never created a god of family therapy. We certainly could have used one. Or perhaps we had one before I was born, and she quit. Or Kronos swallowed her whole.
Whatever the case, I told
the flames, ‘I will do this. I will free you. But you must let us pass.’
Instantly, the fires raced away as if a tear had opened in the universe.
I gasped. My skin steamed. My arctic camouflage was now a lightly toasted grey. But I was alive. The room around me cooled rapidly. The flames, I realized, had retreated down a single tunnel that led from the chamber.
‘Meg! Grover!’ I called. ‘You can come down –’
Meg dropped on top of me, squashing me flat.
‘Ow!’ I screamed. ‘Not like that!’
Grover was more courteous. He climbed down the wall and dropped to the floor with goat-worthy dexterity. He smelled like a burnt wool blanket. His face was badly sunburned. His cap had fallen into the fire, revealing the tips of his horns, which steamed like miniature volcanoes. Meg had somehow come through just fine. She’d even managed to retract her sword from the wall before falling. She pulled her flask from her supply belt, drank most of the water and handed the rest to Grover.
‘Thanks,’ I grumbled.
‘You beat the heat,’ she noted. ‘Good job. Finally had a godly burst of power?’
‘Er … I think it was more about Helios deciding to give us a pass. He wants out of this maze as much as we want him out. He wants us to kill Medea.’
Grover gulped. ‘So … she’s down here? She didn’t die on that yacht?’
‘Figures.’ Meg squinted down the steaming corridor. ‘Did Helios promise not to burn us if you mess up any more answers?’
‘I – That wasn’t my fault!’
‘Yeah,’ Meg said.
‘Kinda was,’ Grover agreed.
Honestly. I fall into a blazing pit, negotiate a truce with a Titan and flush a firestorm out of the room to save my friends, and they still want to talk about how I can’t recall instructions from the Farmer’s Almanac.
‘I don’t think we can count on Helios never to burn us,’ I said, ‘any more than we can expect Herophile not to use word puzzles. It’s just their nature. This was a one-time get-out-of-the-flames-free card.’
Grover smothered the tips of his horns. ‘Well, then, let’s not waste it.’
‘Right.’ I hitched up my slightly toasted camouflage pants and tried to recapture that confident tone I’d had the first time I addressed my sun horses. ‘Follow me. I’m sure it’ll be fine!’
40
Congratulations
You finished the word puzzle
You win … enemies
Fine, in this case, meant fine if you enjoy lava, chains and evil magic.
The corridor led straight to the chamber of the Oracle, which on the one hand … hooray! On the other hand, not so wonderful. The room was a rectangle the size of a basketball court. Lining the walls were half a dozen entrances – each a simple stone doorway with a small landing that overhung the pool of lava I’d seen in my visions. Now, though, I realized the bubbling and shimmering substance was not lava. It was the divine ichor of Helios – hotter than lava, more powerful than rocket fuel, impossible to get out if you spilled it on your clothes (I could tell you from personal experience). We had reached the very centre of the maze – the holding tank for Helios’s power.
Floating on the surface of the ichor were large stone tiles, each about five feet square, making columns and rows that had no logical patterns.
‘It’s a crossword,’ Grover said.
Of course he was right. Unfortunately, none of the stone bridges connected with our little balcony. Nor did any of them lead to the opposite side of the room, where the Sibyl of Erythraea sat forlornly on her stone platform. Her home wasn’t any better than a solitary-confinement cell. She’d been provided with a bed, a table and a toilet. (And, yes, even immortal Sibyls need to use the toilet. Some of their best prophecies come to them … Never mind.)
My heart ached to see Herophile in such conditions. She looked exactly as I remembered her: a young woman with braided auburn hair and pale skin, her solid athletic build a tribute to her hardy naiad mother and her stout shepherd father. The Sibyl’s white robes were stained with smoke and spotted with cinder burns. She was intently watching an entrance on the wall to her left, so she didn’t seem to notice us.
‘That’s her?’ Meg whispered.
‘Unless you see another Oracle,’ I said.
‘Well, then talk to her.’
I wasn’t sure why I had to do all the work, but I cleared my throat and yelled across the boiling lake of ichor, ‘Herophile!’
The Sibyl jumped to her feet. Only then did I notice the chains – molten links, just as I’d seen in my visions, shackled to her wrists and ankles, anchoring her to the platform and allowing her just enough room to move from one side to the other. Oh, the indignity!
‘Apollo!’
I’d been hoping her face might light up with joy when she saw me. Instead, she looked mostly shocked.
‘I thought you would come through the other …’ Her voice seized up. She grimaced with concentration, then blurted out, ‘Seven letters, ends in Y.’
‘Doorway?’ Grover guessed.
Across the surface of the lake, stone tiles ground and shifted formation. One block wedged itself against our little platform. Half a dozen more stacked up beyond it, making a seven-tile bridge extending into the room. Glowing golden letters appeared along the tiles, starting with a Y at our feet: DOORWAY.
Herophile clapped excitedly, jangling her molten chains. ‘Well done! Hurry!’
I was not anxious to test my weight on a stone raft floating over a burning lake of ichor, but Meg strode right out, so Grover and I followed.
‘No offence, Miss Lady,’ Meg called to the Sibyl, ‘but we already almost fell into one lava fire thingie. Could you just make a bridge from here to there without more puzzles?’
‘I wish I could!’ said Herophile. ‘This is my curse! It’s either talk like this or stay completely –’ She gagged. ‘Nine letters. Fifth letter is D.’
‘Quiet!’ Grover yelled.
Our raft rumbled and rocked. Grover windmilled his arms and might have fallen off had Meg not caught him. Thank goodness for short people. They have low centres of gravity.
‘Not quiet!’ I yelped. ‘That is not our final answer! That would be idiotic, since quiet is only five letters and doesn’t even have a D.’ I glared at the satyr.
‘Sorry,’ he muttered. ‘I got excited.’
Meg studied the tiles. In the frames of her glasses, her rhinestones glinted red. ‘Quietude?’ she suggested. ‘That’s nine letters.’
‘First of all,’ I said, ‘I’m impressed you know that word. Second, context. “Stay completely quietude” doesn’t make sense. Also, the D would be in the wrong place.’
‘Then what’s the answer, smarty-god?’ she demanded. ‘And don’t get it wrong this time.’
Such unfairness! I tried to come up with synonyms for quiet. I couldn’t think of many. I liked music and poetry. Silence really wasn’t my thing.
‘Soundless,’ I said at last. ‘That’s got to be it.’
The tiles rewarded us by forming a second bridge – nine across, SOUNDLESS, connecting to the first bridge by the D. Unfortunately, since the new bridge led sideways, it got us no closer to the Oracle’s platform.
‘Herophile,’ I called, ‘I appreciate your predicament. But is there any way you can manipulate the length of the answers? Perhaps the next one can be a really long, really easy word that leads to your platform?’
‘You know I cannot, Apollo.’ She clasped her hands. ‘But, please, you must hurry if you wish to stop Caligula from becoming a …’ She gagged. ‘Three letters, middle letter is O.’
‘God,’ I said unhappily.
A third bridge formed – three tiles, connecting to the O in soundless, which brought us only one tile closer to our goal. Meg, Grover and I crowded together on the G tile. The room felt even hotter, as if Helios’s ichor was working itself into a fury the closer we got to Herophile. Grover and Meg sweated profusely. My own arctic camo
uflage was sopping wet. I had not been so uncomfortable in a group hug since the Rolling Stones’ first 1969 show at Madison Square Garden. (Tip: as tempting as it might be, don’t throw your arms around Mick Jagger and Keith Richards during their encore set. Those men can sweat.)
Herophile sighed. ‘I’m sorry, my friends. I’ll try again. Some days, I wish prophecy was a present I had never –’ She winced in pain. ‘Six letters. Last letter is a D.’
Grover shuffled around. ‘Wait. What? The D is back there.’
The heat made my eyes feel like shish-kebab onions, but I tried to survey the rows and columns so far.
‘Perhaps,’ I said, ‘this new clue is another vertical word, branching off the D in soundless?’
Herophile’s eyes gleamed with encouragement.
Meg wiped her sweaty forehead. ‘Well, then why did we bother with god? It doesn’t lead anywhere.’
‘Oh, no,’ Grover moaned. ‘We’re still forming the prophecy, aren’t we? Doorway, soundless, god? What does that mean?’
‘I – I don’t know,’ I admitted, my brain cells simmering in my skull like chicken soup noodles. ‘Let’s get some more words. Herophile said she wishes prophecy was a present she’d never … what?’
‘Gotten doesn’t work,’ Meg muttered.
‘Received?’ Grover offered. ‘No. Too many letters.’
‘Perhaps a metaphor,’ I suggested. ‘A present she’d never … opened?’
Grover gulped. ‘Is that our final answer?’
He and Meg both looked down at the burning ichor, then back at me. Their faith in my abilities was not heartwarming.
‘Yes,’ I decided. ‘Herophile, the answer is opened.’
The Sibyl sighed with relief as a new bridge extended from the D in soundless, leading us across the lake. Crowded together on the O tile, we were now only about five feet from the Sibyl’s platform.
‘Should we jump?’ Meg asked.
Herophile shrieked, then clamped her hands over her mouth.
‘I’m guessing a jump would be unwise,’ I said. ‘We have to complete the puzzle. Herophile, perhaps one more very small word going forward?’