Dylan: I’ll learn how to use it on my own. I don’t need help.
Jared: No, I…
Dylan: You can’t just take it away now that I’ve gotten a chance to ride it. If I have to come inside, I’m just going to stare at it through the window all day being unhappy.
Jared: Dylan, I–
Dylan: And I don’t want to be unhappy on Christmas. Come on, please? It’s so much fun. It’s going to ruin the whole day if you make me wait to ride it.
Jared: Don’t be dramatic. I—
Dylan: I’m not being dramatic! Do you call the boys dramatic?
Jared: I…I…
Tate: *laughing
Madoc: *making whipping sound
Dylan: Just twenty more minutes.
Hawke: An hour.
Dylan: Yeah, an hour. Then we’ll come inside!
Hunter: Hey, Dyl. Let me ride with you.
Dylan: Don’t call me Dyl, Dork.
Hunter: Fine. Let me ride with you. *walks to four-wheeler
Kade: *grabs him and pulls him away* You go be Hawke’s sissy. I’ll ride with Dylan.
Kade: *looks at Dylan* Scoot back. I’m driving.
Dylan: Fat chance. You want to ride with me, climb on behind. I’m driving.
Kade: *smirks, climbs on behind and then leans forward into Dylan’s back, placing his hands on the handlebars and pushing hers out of the way.
Dylan: Hey!
Kade: I always win. You know that by now. *speeds off, followed by Hawke and Hunter
Madoc: That’s my boy. You can’t learn skill like that.
Jared: *scowls and glares at Madoc
Madoc: Oh, come on. Things are going to get real interesting in a few years. She doesn’t stand a chance. You know that.
Jared: Shut up.
***
Quinn Caruthers is seventeen. She’s sitting at the kitchen table, at night, and Jared, Madoc, and Jax walk in.
Quinn: Hey, can I ask you guys a question?
Jared: Mmm hmm...*searching for food
Madoc: *searching for food* Yeah, what is it?
Quinn: Well, it’s kind of personal.
Guys: *still searching for food
Quinn: Well, um...I kind of wanted to know...what does sex feel like for a man?
Guys: *stop and shoot their eyes over to her
Jax: *snorts
Madoc: Um...
Jared: *looks like he swallowed something bitter
Madoc: It feels like...warm apple pie.
Jax: *laughing
Jared: *scowling* Don’t be an idiot. *looks to Quinn* And you don’t need to know that yet.
Quinn: I’m seventeen.You’re telling me you guys were virgins at my age?
Madoc: *smiles at Jared* Come on, man. She’s practice for Dylan. You’re going to have to deal with this sooner or later.
Jared: It feels good, alright? Is that what you wanted to know?
Madoc: Yeah. It feels...*takes a deep, wistful breath* REALLY good.
Jax: Yeah, really good.
Quinn: Good. That’s it? Come on, guys. I can’t ask Dad. And I’m not going to ask Hawke. He’s a year younger, and I’m not having him educate ME on that stuff.
Jax: *stops with spoon raised to lips* Hawke’s having sex? *looks around to the guys* Fuck, I gotta go. *puts bowl down and leaves room
Jared: *sits down, eating* Why do you want to know?
Quinn: I’m curious. I want to know what men like.
Jared: Everything. And you can find out in college. After college. When you’re married. Not in high school. You understand? Every single high school guy is an asshole. Every single one. I promise.
Madoc: Hey. I have two boys in high school
Jared: *raises eyebrow to Madoc and then looks at Quinn* Every. Single. One. Got it?
Quinn: *rolls eyes
Don’t worry, Quinn. You’re about to be the least of their problems.
***
Jared is shopping for tampons. He and Tate are texting...
Jared: Okay, I’m here. What do you need again?
Tate: They’re in a black box. They say Kotex on them.
Jared: Jesus.
Jared: Like WHERE are they?
Jared: Left, right, top, bottom?
Tate: Do you see the black boxes?
Tate: Jared?
Tate: Are you in the tampon aisle?!
Jared: No.
Jared: I’m staying in the vitamin aisle until you tell me exactly where they are, so I can grab them.
Tate: Dude…
Tate: You’re going to have to go through the check-out, you know.
Jared: Fuck.
Jared: People are watching. I don’t want to be here anymore.
***
Madoc is shopping for tampons. He and Fallon are texting...
Fallon: Where are you already?!
Madoc: At the store
Fallon: Hurry up!
Madoc: There are way too many choices here. It’s ridiculous. Do you need super absorbency?
Madoc: And what’s the difference between a plastic applicator and a non-applicator? I Googled it, and did you know there are sixteen ways women are using these things wrong?
Madoc: I mean, what are you chicks doing with them? I’m actually a little freaked out for you.
Fallon: Madoc...
Madoc: They have gentle glide and something called 360. Does that mean they rotate?
Madoc: Sounds kinky.
Madoc: And they have Sport Fresh, but that sounds more like Tate. She’s sporty. I’ll get those for her.
Fallon: YOU ARE NOT THERE TO GET TATE TAMPONS!
Madoc: Oh, right.
***
Alright, I did Jared and Madoc’s tampon adventures, so here’s Jax!
Everyone’s at his house for a cookout...
Jax: I forgot the hot dogs! Be back in a minute!
Juliet: Wait! There’s a list on the refrigerator!
Jax: *rubs face with hands* There’s always a list. What the hell? I need ONE thing.
Madoc: *snort
Jax: Wait, what’s Kotex?
Juliet: Jax! Shhh!
Jared: *shaking head* I could tell you, but I don’t care to relive that.
Tate: Oh, my God. What a baby. It’s tampons, Jax.
Jax: *cocks eyebrow, looks at girlfriend
Juliet: *shrugs* I need them, and I do your laundry, so...
Madoc: Do you want me to go with you? I’m kind of a connoisseur with that shit now.
Jax: *rolls eyes* When do you need them by?
Juliet: I’m expecting my period next week. I’m sure you can work up the courage, big boy. I promise, no one will think they’re for you.
Jared: It was pretty fucking horrible. People looked at me.
Juliet: Oh, would you shut up? Knowing Jax, he’s going to get one of his flunkies at the Loop to do it for him, and he needs to man up.
Jax: *fiddling on phone
Tate: I’ll go with you, Jax. It’ll be a piece of cake.
Madoc: Well, I want to go, too.
Fallon: And then you’ll be there all day debating sleek fit and regular fit.
Madoc: I’ll show you a sleek fit.
Jax: *fiddling on phone
Juliet: Jax, just do it. Buy some condoms with it if it makes you feel more like a man.
Madoc: Come on. Let’s all go.
Jared: I’m not going.
Jax: *fiddling on phone
Juliet: Just go, please! We need hot dogs on the grill, and this is ridiculous.
Jax: *heaves sigh, puts phone away* Okay, Kotex tampons will be delivered day after tomorrow. I ordered you six, thirty-six-count boxes, and the order will automatically repeat every six months. Four-hundred tampons is enough for a year, right? I love Amazon. They have everything.
Juliet:...
Jared: ...
Tate: ...
Madoc: ...
Fallon: ...
Jax: What?
Jared: You o
rdered them online? I didn’t know you could do that.
Jax: Work smarter, not harder. I’m going to get hot dogs.
THE END
Acknowledgments
To Katie Harder-Shauer—thank you for searching for all of this content!! It saved me lots of time, and I really appreciate all of your help. Xoxo
To everyone else—thanks for your love of these characters! They live, because you keep them alive. I hope you love the next generation, and enjoy the glimpses of Jared, Tate, Madoc, Fallon, Jax, and Juliet.
‘Under a Black Flag We Shall Sail!’
(Yeah, you’ll find out what that means)
xoxo Pen
About the Author
Penelope Douglas is a New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestselling author. Her books include the Fall Away Series, Corrupt, Misconduct, and Punk 57, due out September 20, 2016.
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