'Oh, there you are,' she said, a little petulantly. 'What a time you've been!'

  'Your mother was—'

  'Yes, I suppose she would be,' said Miss Wickham, understandingly. 'Well, I only wanted to tell you about Sidney.'

  'Sidney? Do you mean Claude?'

  No. Sidney. The snake. I was in your room just after dinner, to see if you had everything you wanted, and I noticed the box on your dressing-table.'

  'I've been trying to get hold of you all the evening to ask you what to do about that,' said Roland, feverishly. 'I was most awfully upset when I saw the beastly thing. How Bryce came to be such an idiot as to put it in the car—'

  'He must have misunderstood me,' said Bobbie, with a clear and childlike light shining in her hazel eyes. 'I suppose he thought I said, ''Put this in the back'' instead of ''Take this back.'' But what I wanted to say was that it's all right.'

  'All right?'

  'Yes. That's why I've been waiting up to see you. I thought that, when you went to your room and found the box open, you might be a bit worried.'

  'The box open!'

  'Yes. But it's all right. It was I who opened it.'

  'Oh, but I say – you – you oughtn't to have done that. The snake may be roaming about all over the house.'

  'Oh, no, it's all right. I know where it is.'

  'That's good.'

  'Yes, it's all right. I put it in Claude's bed.'

  Roland Attwater clutched at his hair as violently as if he had been listening to chapter six of Lady Wickham's new novel.

  'You – you – you – what?'

  'I put it in Claude's bed.'

  Roland uttered a little whinnying sound, like a very old horse a very long way away.

  'Put it in Claude's bed!'

  'Put it in Claude's bed.'

  'But – but – but why?'

  'Why not?' asked Miss Wickham, reasonably.

  'But – oh, my heavens!'

  'Something on your mind?' inquired Miss Wickham, solicitously.

  'It will give him an awful fright.'

  'Jolly good for him. I was reading an article in the evening paper about it. Did you know that fear increases the secretory activity of the thyroid, suprarenal, and pituitary glands? Well, it does. Bucks you up, you know. Regular tonic. It'll be like a day at the seaside for old Claude when he puts his bare foot on Sidney. Well, I must be turning in. Got that schoolgirl complexion to think about. Good night.'

  For some minutes after he had tottered to his room, Roland sat on the edge of the bed in deep meditation. At one time it seemed as if his reverie was going to take a pleasant turn. This was when the thought presented itself to him that he must have overestimated the power of Sir Claude's fascination. A girl could not, he felt, have fallen very deeply under a man's spell if she started filling his bed with snakes the moment she left him.

  For an instant, as he toyed with this heartening reflection, something remotely resembling a smile played about Roland's sensitive mouth. Then another thought came to wipe the smile away – the realization that, while the broad general principle of putting snakes in Sir Claude's bed was entirely admirable, the flaw in the present situation lay in the fact that this particular snake could be so easily traced to its source. The butler, or whoever had taken his luggage upstairs, would be sure to remember carrying up a mysterious box. Probably it had squished as he carried it and was already the subject of comment in the servants' hall. Discovery was practically certain.

  Roland rose jerkily from his bed. There was only one thing to be done, and he must do it immediately. He must go to Sir Claude's room and retrieve his lost pet. He crept to the door and listened carefully. No sound came to disturb the stillness of the house. He stole out into the corridor.

  It was at this precise moment that Sir Claude Lynn, surfeited with cannons, put on his coat, replaced his cue in the rack, and came out of the billiard-room.

  If there is one thing in this world that should be done quickly or not at all, it is the removal of one's personal snake from the bed of a comparative stranger. Yet Roland, brooding over the snowy coverlet, hesitated. All his life he had had a horror of crawling and slippery things. At his private school, while other boys had fondled frogs and achieved terms of intimacy with slow-worms, he had not been able to bring himself even to keep white mice. The thought of plunging his hand between those sheets and groping for an object of such recognized squishiness as Sidney appalled him. And, even as he hesitated, there came from the corridor outside the sound of advancing footsteps.

  Roland was not by nature a resourceful young man, but even a child would have known what to do in this crisis. There was a large cupboard on the other side of the room, and its door had been left invitingly open. In the rapidity with which he bolted into this his uncle Joseph would no doubt have seen further convincing evidence of his rabbit-hood. He reached it and burrowed behind a mass of hanging clothes just as Sir Claude entered the room.

  It was some small comfort to Roland – and at the moment he needed what comfort he could get, however small – to find that there was plenty of space in the cupboard. And what was even better, seeing that he had had no time to close the door, it was generously filled with coats, overcoats, raincoats, and trousers. Sir Claude Lynn was evidently a man who believed in taking an extensive wardrobe with him on country-house visits; and, while he deplored the dandyism which this implied, Roland would not have had it otherwise. Nestling in the undergrowth, he peered out between a raincoat and a pair of golfing knickerbockers. A strange silence had fallen, and he was curious to know what his host was doing with himself.

  At first he could not sight him; but, shifting slightly to the left, he brought him into focus, and discovered that in the interval that had passed Sir Claude had removed nearly all his clothes and was now standing before the open window, doing exercises.

  It was not prudery that caused this spectacle to give Roland a sharp shock. What made him start so convulsively was the man's horrifying aspect as revealed in the nude. Downstairs, in the conventional dinner-costume of the well-dressed man, Sir Claude Lynn had seemed robust and soldierly, but nothing in his appearance then had prepared Roland for the ghastly physique which he exhibited now. He seemed twice his previous size, as if the removal of constricting garments had caused him to bulge in every direction. When he inflated his chest, it looked like a barrel. And, though Roland in the circumstances would have preferred any other simile, there was only one thing to which his rippling muscles could be compared. They were like snakes, and nothing but snakes. They heaved and twisted beneath his skin just as Sidney was presumably even now heaving and twisting beneath the sheets.

  If ever there was a man, in short, in whose bedroom one would rather not have been concealed in circumstances which might only too easily lead to a physical encounter, that man was Sir Claude Lynn; and Roland, seeing him, winced away with a shudder so violent that a coat-hanger which had been trembling on the edge of its peg fell with a disintegrating clatter.

  There was a moment of complete silence: then the trousers behind which he cowered were snatched away, and a huge hand, groping like the tentacle of some dreadful marine monster, seized him painfully by the hair and started pulling.

  'Ouch!' said Roland, and came out like a winkle at the end of a pin.

  A modesty which Roland, who was modest himself, should have been the first to applaud had led the other to clothe himself hastily for this interview in a suit of pyjamas of a stupefying mauve. In all his life Roland had never seen such a colour-scheme; and in some curious way the brilliance of them seemed to complete his confusion. The result was that, instead of plunging at once into apologies and explanations, he remained staring with fallen jaw; and his expression, taken in conjunction with the fact that his hair, rumpled by the coats, appeared to be standing on end, supplied Sir Claude with a theory which seemed to cover the case. He remembered that Roland had had much the same cock-eyed look when he had come into the billiard-room. He recalled tha
t immediately after dinner Roland had disappeared and had not joined the rest of the party in the drawing-room. Obviously the fellow must have been drinking like a fish in some secret part of the house for hours.

  'Get out!' he said curtly, taking Roland by the arm with a look of disgust and leading him sternly to the door. An abstemious man himself, Sir Claude Lynn had a correct horror of excess in others. 'Go and sleep it off. I suppose you can find your way to your room? It's the one at the end of the corridor, as you seem to have forgotten.'

  'But listen—'

  'I cannot understand how a man of any decent upbringing can make such a beast of himself.'

  'Do listen!'

  'Don't shout like that,' snapped Sir Claude, severely. 'Good heavens, man, do you want to wake the whole house? If you dare to open your mouth again, I'll break you into little bits.'

  Roland found himself out in the passage, staring at a closed door. Even as he stared it opened sharply, and the upper half of the mauve-clad Sir Claude popped out.

  'No drunken singing in the corridor, mind!' said Sir Claude, sternly, and disappeared.

  It was a little difficult to know what to do. Sir Claude had counselled slumber, but the suggestion was scarcely a practical one. On the other hand there seemed nothing to be gained by hanging about in the passage. With slow and lingering steps Roland moved towards his room, and had just reached it when the silence of the night was rent by a shattering scream; and the next moment there shot through the door he had left a large body. And, as Roland gazed dumbly, a voice was raised in deafening appeal.

  'Shot-gun!' vociferated Sir Claude. 'Help! Shot-gun! Bring a shot-gun, somebody!'

  There was not the smallest room for doubt that the secretory activity of his thyroid, suprarenal, and pituitary glands had been increased to an almost painful extent.

  It is only in the most modern and lively country houses that this sort of thing can happen without attracting attention. So quickly did the corridor fill that it seemed to Roland as if dressing-gowned figures had shot up through the carpet. Among those present he noticed Lady Wickham in blue, her daughter Roberta in green, three male guests in bath-robes, the under-housemaid in curl-papers, and Simmons, the butler, completely and correctly clad in full afternoon costume. They were all asking what was the matter, but, as Lady Wickham's penetrating voice o'ertopped the rest, it was to her that Sir Claude turned to tell his story.

  'A snake?' said Lady Wickham, interested.

  'A snake.'

  'In your bed?'

  'In my bed.'

  'Most unusual,' said Lady Wickham, with a touch of displeasure.

  Sir Claude's rolling eye, wandering along the corridor, picked out Roland as he shrank among the shadows. He pointed at him with such swift suddenness that his hostess only saved herself from a nasty blow by means of some shifty footwork.

  'That's the man!' he cried.

  Lady Wickham, already ruffled, showed signs of peevishness.

  'My dear Claude,' she said, with a certain asperity, 'do come to some definite decision. A moment ago you said there was a snake in your room; now you say it was a man. Besides, can't you see that that is Mr Attwater? What would he be doing in your room?'

  'I'll tell you what he was doing. He was putting that infernal snake in my bed. I found him there.'

  'Found him there? In your bed?'

  'In my cupboard. Hiding. I hauled him out.'

  All eyes were turned upon Roland. His own he turned with a look of wistful entreaty upon Roberta Wickham. A cavalier of the nicest gallantry, nothing, of course, would induce him to betray the girl; but surely she would appreciate that the moment had come for her to step forward and clear a good man's name with a full explanation.

  He had been too sanguine. A pretty astonishment lit up Miss Wickham's lovely eyes. But her equally lovely mouth did not open.

  'But Mr Attwater has no snake,' argued Lady Wickham. 'He is a well-known man-of-letters. Well-known men-of-letters,' she said, stating a pretty generally recognized fact, 'do not take snakes with them when they go on visits.'

  A new voice joined in the discussion.

  'Begging your pardon, your ladyship.'

  It was the voice of Simmons, grave and respectful.

  'Begging your pardon, your ladyship, it is my belief that Mr Attwater did have a serpent in his possession. Thomas, who conveyed his baggage to his room, mentioned a cardboard box that seemed to contain something alive.'

  From the expression of the eyes that once more raked him in his retirement, it was plain that the assembled company were of the opinion that it was Roland's turn to speak. But speech was beyond him. He had been backing slowly for some little time, and now, as he backed another step, the handle of his bedroom door insinuated itself into the small of his back. It was almost as if the thing were hinting to him that refuge lay beyond.

  He did not resist the kindly suggestion. With one quick, emotional movement he turned, plunged into his room, and slammed the door behind him.

  From the corridor without came the sound of voices in debate. He was unable to distinguish words, but the general trend of them was clear. Then silence fell.

  Roland sat on his bed, staring before him. He was roused from his trance by a tap on the door.

  'Who's that?' he cried, bounding up. His eye was wild. He was prepared to sell his life dearly.

  'It is I, sir. Simmons.'

  'What do you want?'

  The door opened a few inches. Through the gap there came a hand. In the hand was a silver salver. On the salver lay something squishy that writhed and wriggled.

  'Your serpent, sir,' said the voice of Simmons.

  It was the opinion of Roland Attwater that he was now entitled to the remainder of the night in peace. The hostile forces outside must now, he felt, have fired their last shot. He sat on his bed, thinking deeply, if incoherently. From time to time the clock on the stables struck the quarters, but he did not move. And then into the silence it seemed to him that some sound intruded – a small tapping sound that might have been the first tentative efforts of a very young woodpecker just starting out in business for itself. It was only after this small noise had continued for some moments that he recognized it for what it was. Somebody was knocking softly on his door.

  There are moods in which even the mildest man will turn to bay, and there gleamed in Roland Attwater's eyes as he strode to the door and flung it open a baleful light. And such was his militant condition that, even when he glared out and beheld Roberta Wickham, still in that green négligée, the light did not fade away. He regarded her malevolently.

  'I thought I'd better come and have a word with you,' whispered Miss Wickham.

  'Indeed?' said Roland.

  'I wanted to explain.'

  'Explain!'

  'Well,' said Miss Wickham, 'you may not think there's any explanation due to you, but I really feel there is. Oh, yes, I do. You see, it was this way. Claude had asked me to marry him.'

  'And so you put a snake in his bed? Of course! Quite natural!'

  'Well, you see, he was so frightfully perfect and immaculate and dignified and – oh, well, you've seen him for yourself, so you know what I mean. He was too darned overpowering – that's what I'm driving at – and it seemed to me that if I could only see him really human and undignified – just once – I might – well, you see what I mean?'