And he did.
   THE END
   Also by
   ROBERT RANKIN
   The Antipope
   The Brentford Triangle
   East of Ealing
   The Sprouts of Wrath
   Armageddon: The Musical
   They Came and Ate Us
   The Suburban Book of the Dead
   The Book of Ultimate Truths
   Raiders of the Lost Car Park
   The Greatest Show Off Earth
   The Most Amazing Man Who Ever Lived
   The Garden of Unearthly Delights
   A Dog Called Demolition
   Nostradamus Ate My Hamster
   Sprout Mask Replica
   The Brentford Chainstore Massacre
   The Dance of the Voodoo Handbag
   Apocalypso
   Snuff Fiction
   Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls
   Waiting for Godalming
   Web Site Story
   The Fandom of the Operator
   The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
   The Witches of Chiswick
   Knees Up Mother Earth
   The Brightonomicon
   The Toyminator
   The Da-da-de-da-da Code
   Necrophenia
   Retromancer
   The Japanese Devil Fish Girl and Other Unnatural Attractions
   The Mechanical Messiah and Other Marvels of the Modern Age
   The Educated Ape and Other Wonders of the Worlds
   Illustrated works:
   The Bumper Book of Ficts written by Neil Gardner
   EMPIRES
   E-book edition cover illustration by Robert Rankin
   Tweed courtesy of the Wardrobe of Rankin
   Additional editing and art direction, Rachel Hayward
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