Later, she would appear at the dinner table, haunted, haggard, and shocked into silence.

  I chortled as I skipped down the staircase. I could barely wait.

  At the bottom, in the foyer, stood Inspector Hewitt.

  FIFTEEN

  THE INSPECTOR DID NOT look happy.

  Dogger, who had only just let him in, closed the door silently, and vanished in the way he does.

  “You should think about opening an auxiliary police station here at Buckshaw,” I said affably, trying to cheer him up. “It would certainly save on petrol.”

  The Inspector was not amused.

  “Let’s have a chat,” he said, and I had the impression that he was not entirely attempting to put me at my ease.

  “Of course. I am at your disposal.”

  I was capable of being gracious when I felt like it.

  “About your discovery at the fountain—” he began.

  “Brookie Harewood, you mean? Yes, that was awful, wasn’t it.”

  The Inspector seemed startled.

  Damn! Ten seconds into the game and I had already made a serious misstep.

  “You know him, then?”

  “Oh, everyone knows Brookie,” I said, recovering quickly. “He’s one of the village characters. At least—he was.”

  “Someone you knew?”

  “I’ve seen him about. Here and there, you know. In the village. That sort of thing.”

  I was sewing an invisible seam between truth and untruth, a skill of which I was especially proud. One of the tricks of the trade when doing this is to volunteer fresh information before your questioner has time to ask another. So I went on:

  “I had returned to the Palings, you see, because I was worried about Gry. Gry is the name of the Gypsy woman’s horse. I wanted to make sure he had food.”

  This was not entirely true: Gry could have survived for weeks by nibbling the grass in the glade, but noble motives can never be questioned.

  “Very commendable,” Inspector Hewitt said. “I had asked Constable Linnet to lay on some hay.”

  I had a quick vision of PC Linnet producing an egg in the straw, but I banished it from my mind to keep from grinning.

  “Yes, I noticed that when I got there,” I said. “And of course, I met Porcelain. She told me you had tracked her down in London.”

  As I spoke, the Inspector produced a notebook, flipped it open, and began to write. I’d better watch my step.

  “I didn’t think she’d be safe in the caravan. Not with whoever attacked her gram still wandering about. I insisted she come back with me to Buckshaw, and it was on our way here that we came across the body.”

  I didn’t say “Brookie’s body” because I didn’t want to seem too chummy with him, which could only lead to more questions about our prior acquaintance.

  “What time was that?”

  “Oh, let me see—you were here when I got up, just around breakfast time—that was at about nine-thirty, I should say.”

  The Inspector riffled back several pages in his notebook and nodded. I was on the right track.

  “After that, Sergeant Graves came straightaway to take my fingerprints—ten-thirty—perhaps eleven?

  “At any rate,” I went on, “Constable Linnet should be able to tell you what time I called to report it, which couldn’t have been much more than ten or fifteen minutes after we discovered the body in the fountain.”

  I was stalling—treading water, delaying the time when he would inevitably ask about my so-called assault on Fenella. I decided to leap into the breach.

  “Porcelain thinks I attacked her gram,” I said bluntly.

  Inspector Hewitt nodded. “Mrs. Faa is very disoriented. It often happens with injuries to the head. I thought I’d made that quite clear to the granddaughter, but perhaps I’d best have another word—”

  “No!” I said. “Don’t do that. It doesn’t matter.”

  The Inspector looked at me sharply, then made another scribble in his notebook.

  “Are you putting another P beside my name?”

  It was a saucy question, and I was sorry as soon as I asked it. Once, during an earlier investigation, I had seen him print a capital P beside my name in his notebook. Maddeningly, he had refused to tell me what it meant.

  “It’s not polite to ask,” he said with a slight smile. “One must never ask a policeman his secrets.”

  “Why not?”

  “For the same reason I don’t ask you yours.”

  How I adored this man! Here we were, the two of us, engaged in a mental game of chess in which both of us knew that one of us was cheating.

  At the risk of repetition, how I adored this man!

  And that had been the end of it. He had asked me a few more questions: whether I had seen anyone else about, whether I had heard the sound of a motor vehicle, and so forth. And then he had gone.

  At one point I had wanted to tell him more, just to prolong the pleasure of his company. He’d have been thrilled to hear about how I had caught Brookie prowling about our drawing room, for instance, to say nothing about my visits to Miss Mountjoy and to Brookie’s digs. I might even have confided in him what I’d found at Vanetta Harewood’s house in Malden Fenwick.

  But I hadn’t.

  As I stood musing in the foyer, the slight squeak of a shoe on tile caught my attention, and I looked up to find Feely staring down at me from the first-floor landing. She’d been there all along!

  “Little Miss Helpful,” she sneered. “You think you’re so clever.”

  I could tell by her attitude that she had not yet consulted her bedroom mirror.

  “One tries to be of assistance,” I said, casually dusting a few stray smudges of French chalk from my dress.

  “You think he likes you, don’t you? You think a lot of people do—but they don’t. No one likes you. There may be a few who pretend to, but they don’t—not really. It’s such a pity you can’t see that.”

  Amplified by the paneling of the foyer, her voice came echoing all the way down from among the cherub-painted panels of the ceiling. I felt as if I were the prisoner at the bar, and she my accuser.

  As always when one of my sisters turned on me, I felt a strange welling in my chest, as if some primeval swamp creature were trying to crawl out of my insides. It was a feeling I could never understand, something that lay beyond reason. What had I ever done to make them detest me so?

  “Why don’t you go torture Bach?” I flung back at her, but my heart was not really in it.

  It always surprises me after a family row to find that the world outdoors has remained the same. While the passions and feelings that accumulate like noxious gases inside a house seem to condense and cling to the walls and ceilings like old smoke, the out-of-doors is different. The landscape seems incapable of accumulating human radiation. Perhaps the wind blows anger away.

  I thought about this as I trudged towards the Trafalgar Lawn. If Porcelain chose to go on believing that I was the monster who had bashed in her grandmother’s skull with—with what?

  When I had found Fenella lying on the floor of the caravan, the inside of the wagon had been, except for the blood, as neat as a pin: no bloody weapon flung aside by her attacker: no stick, no stone, no poker. Which seemed odd.

  Unless the weapon had some value, why would the culprit choose to carry it away?

  Or had it been ditched? I’d seen nothing to suggest that it had.

  Surely the police would have gone over the Palings with a microscope in search of a weapon. But had they found one?

  I paused for a moment to stare up at the Poseidon fountain. Old Neptune, as the Romans called him, all muscles and tummy, was gazing unconcernedly off into the distance, like someone who has broken wind at a banquet and is trying to pretend it wasn’t him.

  His trident was still held up like a scepter (he was, after all, the King of the Sea) and his fishnets lay in a tangle at his feet. There wasn’t a trace of Brookie Harewood. It was hard to believe that, just
hours ago, Brookie had dangled dead here—his body a gruesome addition to the sculpture.

  But why? Why would his killer go to the trouble of hoisting a corpse into such a difficult position? Could it be a message—some bizarre form of the naval signal flag, for instance?

  What little I knew about Poseidon had been gained from Bullfinch’s Mythology, a copy of which was in the library at Buckshaw. It was one of Daffy’s favorite books, but since there was nothing in it about chemistry or poisons, it didn’t really interest me.

  Poseidon was said to rule the waters, so it was easy enough to see why he was chosen to adorn a fountain. The only other waters within spitting distance of this particular Poseidon were the river Efon at the Palings and Buckshaw’s ornamental lake.

  Brookie had been hung from the trident much like the way a shrike, or larder bird, impales a songbird on a thorn for later use—although it seemed unlikely, I thought, that Brookie’s killer planned to eat him later.

  Was it a warning, then? And if so, to whom?

  I needed to have a few hours alone with my notebook, but now was not the time. There was Porcelain to deal with.

  I wasn’t finished with Porcelain. As a token of goodwill, I would not be put off by her childish behavior—nor would I take offense. I would forgive her whether she liked it or not.

  I can’t claim that Gry was happy to see me arriving at the Palings, although he did look up for a moment from his grazing. A fresh bale of hay strewn nearby told me that Constable Linnet was on the job, but Gry seemed to prefer the green salad of weeds that grew along the river’s edge.

  “Hello!” I shouted to the caravan, but there was no answer. The delicate instrument that was the back of my neck told me, too, that the glade was deserted.

  I didn’t remember Porcelain locking the caravan when we left together, but it was locked now. Either she had returned and found the key, or somebody else had done so.

  But someone had been here and—if I could believe my nose—quite recently.

  Warmed by the sun, the wooden door was releasing an odor that did not belong here. As I would do in my laboratory with a chemical, I used my cupped fingers to scoop air towards my nostrils.

  No doubt about it: A definite odor lingered near the door of the caravan—an odor that most certainly had not been on the outside of the caravan before: the smell of fish.

  The smell of the sea.

  SIXTEEN

  “YOU’RE IN MY LIGHT,” Daffy said.

  I had intentionally planted myself between her book and the window.

  It was not going to be easy to ask my sister for assistance. I took a deep breath.

  “I need some help.”

  “Poor Flavia!”

  “Please, Daff,” I said, despising myself for begging. “It’s about that man whose body I found at the fountain.”

  Daffy threw down her book in exasperation. “Why drag me into your sordid little games? You know perfectly well how much they upset me.”

  Upset her? Daff? Games?

  “I thought you loved crime!” I said, pointing to her book. It was a collection of G. K. Chesterton’s Father Brown mysteries.

  “I do,” she said, “but not in real life. The antics you get up to turn my stomach.”

  This was news to me. I’d file it away for later use.

  “And Father’s almost as bad,” she added. “Do you know what he said at breakfast yesterday, before you came down? ‘Flavia’s found another body.’ Almost as if he was proud of you.”

  Father said that? I could hardly believe it.

  The revelations were coming thick and fast! I should have thought of talking to Daffy sooner.

  “It’s true,” I said. “I did. But I’ll spare you the details.”

  “Thank you,” Daffy said quietly, and I thought she might actually have meant it.

  “Poseidon,” I said, taking advantage of the partial thaw. “What do you know about Poseidon?”

  This was throwing down the gauntlet. Daffy knew everything about everything, and I knew she couldn’t resist showing off her uncanny power of recall.

  “Poseidon? He was a cad,” she said. “A bully and a cad. He was also a womanizer.”

  “How can a god be a cad?”

  Daffy ignored my question. “He was what we would call nowadays the patron saint of sailors, and with jolly good reason.”

  “Which means?”

  “That he was no better than he ought to be. Now run along.”

  Ordinarily I might have taken umbrage at being dismissed so high-handedly (I love that word, “umbrage”—it’s in David Copperfield, where David’s aunt, Betsey Trotwood, takes umbrage at his being born), but I didn’t—instead, I felt rather an odd sense of gratitude towards my sister.

  “Thanks, Daff!” I said. “I knew I could count on you.”

  This was shoveling it on, but I was honestly pleased. And so, I think, was Daffy. As she picked up her book, I saw that the corners of her mouth were turned up by about the thickness of one of its pages.

  I was half expecting to find Porcelain in my room, but of course she was gone. I had almost forgotten that she’d accused me of attempted murder.

  I’d begin with her.

  PORCELAIN (I wrote in my notebook)—Can’t possibly be her grandmother’s attacker since she was in London at the time. Or was she? I have only her word for it. But why did she feel compelled to wash out her clothing?

  BROOKIE HAREWOOD—Was likely killed by the same person who attacked Fenella. Or was he? Did Brookie attack Fenella? He was on the scene at the time.

  VANETTA HAREWOOD—Why would she kill her own son? She paid him to keep away from her.

  URSULA ?—I don’t know her surname. She mucks about with bleaches and willow branches, and Vanetta Harewood said she was fiercely protective. Motive?

  COLIN PROUT—was bullied by Brookie, but what could Colin have had against Fenella?

  MRS. BULL—threatened Fenella with an ax—claimed she’d been seen in the neighborhood when the Bull baby vanished years ago.

  HILDA MUIR—whoever she may be. Fenella had mentioned her name twice: once when we saw the Bull child perched in a tree in the Gully, and again when I cut the elder branches in the Palings. “Now we are all dead!” Fenella had cried. Was Hilda Muir her attacker?

  MISS MOUNTJOY—was Brookie’s landlady. But why would she want to kill him? The theft of an antique plate seems hardly a sufficient reason.

  I drew a line and under it wrote:

  FAMILY

  FATHER—very unlikely (although he once drove Fenella and Johnny Faa off the Buckshaw estate).

  FEELY, DAFFY, DOGGER, and MRS. MULLET—no motive for either crime.

  But wait! What about that mysterious person whose fortune Fenella had told at the church fête? What was it she had said about her?

  “A regular thundercloud, she was.” I could almost hear her voice. “Told her there was something buried in her past … told her it wanted digging out … wanted setting right.”

  Had Fenella seen something in the crystal ball that had sealed her fate? Although I remembered that Daffy scoffed at fortune-tellers (“Mountebanks,” she called them), not everyone shared her opinion. Hadn’t Porcelain, for instance, claimed that her own mother, Lunita, had such great gifts of second sight that the War Office had funded her crystal-gazing?

  If Lunita had actually possessed such great powers, it wasn’t too great a stretch of the imagination to guess that she had inherited them from Fenella, her mother.

  But wait!

  If Fenella and Lunita both had the power of second sight, would it be unreasonable to assume that Porcelain, too, might be able to see beyond the present?

  Was that the real reason she was afraid of me? She had admitted that she was.

  Could it be that Porcelain saw things in my past that I could not see myself?

  Or was it that she could see into my future?

  Too many questions and not enough facts.

  My shoulders we
re seized by a shudder, but I shook it off and went on with my notes.

  THE PALINGS

  There is a feeling about this place that cannot be easily explained. To my ancestor, Lucius de Luce, it must have seemed like the Great Flood when the river was diverted to form the ornamental lake. Before that time, it had been no more than a quiet, isolated grove where Nicodemus Flitch and the Hobblers came for baptisms and beanfests. Later, the Gypsies had adopted it as a stopping-place in their travels. Harriet had encouraged this but after her death, Father had forbidden it. Why?

  Another solid line, under which I wrote:

  FISH

  (1) When I surprised Brookie in the drawing room at Buckshaw, besides alcohol, he (or his creel) reeked of fish.

  (2) There was also a fishy smell in the caravan when I found Fenella beaten on the floor. By the time I discovered Porcelain sleeping there the next morning this odor had vanished—but it had been there again today, this time on the outside of the caravan. (Q): Can odors come and go? Like actors in a play?

  (3) Miss Mountjoy smelled of fish, too—cod-liver oil, judging by the vast quantities of the stuff that she keeps about Willow Villa.

  (4) Brookie was killed (I believe) by a lobster pick shoved up his nostril and into his brain. A lobster pick from Buckshaw. (Note: Lobster is not a fish, but a crustacean—but still …) His body was left hanging on a statue of Poseidon: the god of the sea.

  (5) When we found him hanging, Brookie’s face was fish-belly white—not that that means anything other than that he had been dangling from the fountain for quite a long time. Perhaps all night. Surely whoever had done this thing had done it during the hours of darkness, when there was little chance of being seen.

  There are probably people abroad on the earth at this very moment who would be tempted to joke “There’s something fishy here.”

  But I am not one of them.

  As any chemist worth her calcium chloride knows, it’s not just fish that smell fishy. Offhand, I could think of several substances that gave off the smell of deceased mackerel, among them propylamine.

  Propylamine (which had been discovered by the great French chemist Jean-Baptiste Dumas) is the third of the series of alcohol radicals—which might sound like boring stuff indeed, until you consider this: When you take one of the alcohols and heat it with ammonia, a remarkable transformation takes place. It’s like a game of atomic musical chairs in which the hydrogen that helps form the ammonia has one or more of its chairs (atoms, actually) taken by the radicals of the alcohol. Depending upon when and where the music stops, a number of new products, called amines, may be formed.