Page 81 of Chicot the Jester


  CHAPTER LXXXI.

  HOW M. LE DUC D'ANJOU SIGNED, AND AFTER HAVING SIGNED, SPOKE.

  There was a moment's silence. Then the duke said: "Well, M. leComte, what have you to say to me from the Duc de Guise?"

  "Much, monseigneur."

  "They have written to you?"

  "No; the duke writes no more since that strange disappearanceof Nicholas David. They have come to Paris."

  "MM. de Guise are at Paris?"

  "Yes, monseigneur."

  "I have not seen them."

  "They are too prudent to expose themselves or your highness toany risk."

  "And I was not told!"

  "I tell you now."

  "What have they come for?"

  "They come, monseigneur, to the rendezvous you gave them."

  "That I gave them!"

  "Doubtless; on the day when your highness was arrested you receiveda letter from M. de Guise, and replied to it verbally, throughme, that they were to come to Paris from the thirty-first ofMay to the second of June. It is now the thirty-first of May,and if your highness has forgotten them, they have not forgottenyou."

  Francois grew pale. So many events had passed since, that hehad forgotten the rendezvous. "It is true," said he, at length,"but the relations which then existed between us exist no longer."

  "If that be so, monseigneur, you would do well to tell them, forI believe they think differently."

  "How so?"

  "You, perhaps, think yourself free as regards them, but they feelbound to you."

  "A snare, my dear comte, in which a man does not let himself betaken twice."

  "And where was monseigneur taken in a snare?"

  "Where? at the Louvre, mordieu."

  "Was it the fault of MM. de Guise?"

  "I do not say so, but they never assisted me to escape."

  "It would have been difficult; they were flying themselves."

  "It is true."

  "But when you were in Anjou, did they not charge me to tell youthat you could always count on them, as they on you, and thatthe day you marched on Paris, they would do the same?"

  "It is true, but I did not march on Paris."

  "You are here."

  "Yes; but as my brother's ally."

  "Monseigneur will permit me to observe that he is more than theally of the Guises."

  "What then?"

  "Their accomplice."

  The duke bit his lips.

  "And you say they charged you to announce their arrival to me?"

  "They did me that honour."

  "But they did not tell you the motive of their return?"

  "They told me all, knowing me to be the confidant of your highness."

  "Then they have projects. What are they?"

  "The same always."

  "And they think them practicable?"

  "They look upon them as certain."

  "And these projects have for an aim----"

  The duke stopped, not daring to finish.

  "To make you King of France; yes, monseigneur."

  The duke felt the flush of joy mount to his face.

  "But," said he "is the moment favorable?"

  "Your wisdom must decide."

  "My wisdom?"

  "Yes, the facts cannot be contradicted. The nomination of theking as head of the League was only a comedy, quickly seen throughand appreciated. Now the reaction has commenced, and the entirestate is rising against the tyranny of the king and his creatures.Sermons are a call to arms, and churches are places where theycurse the king, instead of praying to God. The army trembleswith impatience; the bourgeois league together; our emissariesbring in nothing but signatures and new adherents to the League.In a word, the king's reign touches on its close. Now, do yourenounce your former projects?"

  The duke did not reply.

  "Monseigneur knows that he may speak frankly to me."

  "I think," said the duke, "that considering my brother has nochildren, that his health is uncertain, and that after him thecrown will come naturally to me, there is no reason why I shouldcompromise my name and my dignity, in a useless struggle, andtry to take, with danger, what will come to me in due course."

  "Your highness is in error; your brother's throne will only cometo you if you take it. MM. de Guise cannot be kings themselves,but they will only allow to reign a king of their own making,a king whom they substitute for the reigning one. They counton your highness, but if you refuse, they will seek another."

  "And who will dare to seat himself on the throne of Charlemagne?"

  "A Bourbon instead of a Valois, monseigneur; a son of St, Louis,instead of a son of St. Louis."

  "The king of Navarre?"

  "Why not? He is young, and brave,"

  "He is a Huguenot."

  "Was he not converted at the St. Bartholomew?"

  "Yes, and he abjured afterwards."

  "Oh, monseigneur, what he did for his wife, he will do again forthe crown."

  "They think, then, that I will yield my rights without a struggle."

  "The case is provided for."

  "I will fight."

  "They are men of war."

  "I will put myself at the head of the League."

  "They are the soul of it."

  "I will join my brother."

  "Your brother will be dead."

  "I will call the kings of Europe to my aid."

  "They will think twice before making war on a people."

  "My party will stand by me."

  "Your party, I believe, consists of M. de Bussy and myself."

  "Then I am tied."

  "Nearly so. You can do nothing without the Guises; with them,everything. Say the word, and you are king."

  The duke walked about for a few minutes, in great agitation, thenstopped, and said, "Go on, count."

  "This, then, is the plan. In eight days the Fete Dieu will takeplace, and the king meditates on that day a great processionto the convents of Paris. There, the guards will remain at thedoor, the king will stop before each altar, kneel down, and sayfive paters and five aves."

  "I know all that."

  "He will go to St. Genevieve----"

  "Yes."

  "He will enter with a suite of five or six persons, and behindthem, the doors will be closed."

  "And then----"

  "Your highness knows the monks who will do the honors of the Abbeyto his majesty."

  "They will be the same----"

  "Who were there when your highness was crowned."

  "They will dare to lay hands on the Lord's anointed?"

  "Oh! to shave him, only."

  "They will never dare to do that to a king."

  "He will not be a king then."

  "How so?"

  "Have you never heard of a holy man who preaches sermons, andis going to perform miracles?"

  "Brother Gorenflot?"

  "Just so."

  "The one who wished to preach the League with his arquebuse onhis shoulder?"

  "The same."

  "Well! they will conduct the king into his cell; once there, hewill be asked to sign his abdication, then, when he has signed,Madame de Montpensier will enter, scissors in hand. She wearsthem now, hanging to her side; they are charming scissors, madeof gold, and admirably chased, to do him honor. You understandthe rest. We announced to the people that the king, experiencinga holy repentance for his sins, has announced his intention ofnever more leaving the convent. If there are any who doubt, M.de Guise holds the army, M. le Cardinal the Church, and M. deMayenne the bourgeois; and with these three powers you can makethe people believe what you like."

  "But they will accuse me of violence," said the duke.

  "You need not be there."

  "They will look on me as a usurper."

  "Monseigneur forgets the abdication."

  "The king will refuse."

  "It seems that Brother Gorenflot is not only clever, but strong."

  "The plan is then settled?"

  "Quite."


  "And they do not fear that I shall denounce it?"

  "No, monseigneur; for in that case, they have another, not lesssure."

  "Ah!"

  "Yes."

  "And this one?"

  "I do not know; they thought me too much your friend to trustme with it."

  "Well, I yield, count. What must I do?"

  "Approve."

  "I do."

  "Words are not enough."

  "What then?"

  "Writing."

  "It is a folly to suppose I will ever consent to that."

  "And why not?"

  "If the conspiracy fail----"

  "It is just in case it should, that they ask for your signature."

  "Then they wish to shelter themselves behind my name?"

  "Just so."

  "Then I refuse."

  "You cannot."

  "I cannot refuse?"

  "No."

  "Are you mad?"

  "To refuse is to betray."

  "Let them think as they like; at all events I will choose my owndanger."

  "Monseigneur, you choose badly."

  "I will risk it," cried Francois, endeavoring to keep firm.

  "For your own interest I advise you not to do so."

  "But I shall compromise myself by signing."

  "In refusing, you assassinate yourself."

  Francois shuddered.

  "They would dare?" said he.

  "They would dare anything, monseigneur. The conspirators havegone so far, that they must succeed at any cost."

  The duke, with his usual indecision, felt terribly perplexed.

  "I will sign," said he, at last.

  "When?"

  "To-morrow."

  "No, monseigneur; if you sign, it must be at once."

  "But M. de Guise must draw up the agreement."

  "It is already drawn-here it is;" and Monsoreau drew a paperfrom his pocket: it was a full adhesion to the scheme. The dukeread it though, growing more and more pale as he did so.

  "Here is the pen, monseigneur."

  "Then I must sign?"

  "If you wish to do so; no one forces you."

  "Yes, they do, since they menace me with assassination."

  "I do not menace you, monseigneur--I only warn you."

  "Give me the pen."

  And, snatching it eagerly, he signed the paper. Monsoreau watchedhim with an eye full of hatred and hope, and no sooner had theduke finished than, exclaiming "Ah!" he seized the paper, buttonedit into his doublet, and wrapped his cloak over it.

  Francois looked at him with astonishment, for a flash of ferociousjoy played over his face.

  "And now, monseigneur, be prudent," said he.

  "How so?"

  "Do not run about the streets with Aurilly, as you did just now."

  "What do you mean?"

  "I mean that, this evening, you pursued with your love a womanwhom her husband adores, and whom he is jealous of, enough tokill any one who approaches her without permission."

  "Is it of you and your wife that you are speaking?"

  "Yes, monseigneur. I have married Diana de Meridor; she is mine,and no one shall have her while I live--not even a prince; Iswear it by my name and on this poniard!" and he touched withhis poniard the breast of the prince, who started back.

  "Monsieur, you menace me!" cried Francois, pale with rage.

  "No, monseigneur; once more, I say, I only warn you."

  "Of what?"

  "That no one shall make love to my wife."

  "And I warn you that you are too late, and that some one makeslove to her already."

  Monsoreau uttered a terrible cry. "Is it you?" cried he.

  "You are mad, count!"

  "No, I am not; prove your words."

  "Who was hidden this evening, twenty steps from your door, witha musket?"

  "I."

  "Well, comte, during that time there was a man with your wife."

  "You saw him go in?"

  "I saw him come out."

  "By the door?"

  "No, by the window."

  "Did you recognize him?"

  "Yes."

  "Name him, monseigneur, or I do not answer for myself."

  The duke half smiled.

  "M. le Comte," said he, "on my faith as a prince, on my soul,within a week I will tell you his name."

  "You swear it."

  "I swear it."

  "Well, monseigneur, you have a week; but----" said he, touchingthe paper in his breast.

  "Come back in eight days."

  "Good! in eight days I shall have regained all my strength, readyfor vengeance."