Page 92 of Chicot the Jester


  CHAPTER XCII.

  HOW BROTHER GORENFLOT FOUND HIMSELF MORE THAN EVER BETWEEN A GALLOWSAND AN ABBEY.

  The guard placed to catch the conspirators got none of them;they all escaped, as we have seen; therefore, when Crillon atlast broke open the door, he found the place deserted and empty.In vain they opened doors and windows; in vain the king cried,"Chicot!" No one answered.

  "Can they have killed him?" said he. "Mordieu! if they have theyshall pay for it!"

  Chicot did not reply, because he was occupied in beating M. deMayenne, which gave him so much pleasure that he neither heardnor saw what was passing. However, when the duke had disappeared,he heard and recognized the royal voice.

  "Here, my son, here!" he cried, trying at the same time to raiseGorenflot, who, beginning to recover himself, cried, "MonsieurChicot!"

  "You are not dead, then?"

  "My good M. Chicot, you will not give me up to my enemies?"

  "Wretch!"

  Gorenflot began to howl and wring his hands.

  "I, who have had so many good dinners with you," continued Gorenflot;"I, who drank so well, that you always called me the king ofthe sponges; I, who loved so much the capons you used to orderat the Corne d'Abondance, that I never left anything but thebones."

  This climax appeared sublime to Chicot, and determined him toclemency.

  "Here they are! Mon Dieu," cried Gorenflot, vainly trying torise, "here they come, I am lost! Oh! good M. Chicot, help me!"and finding he could not rise, he threw himself with his faceto the ground.

  "Get up," said Chicot.

  "Do you pardon me?"

  "We shall see."

  "You have beaten me so much."

  Chicot laughed; the poor monk fancied he had received the blowsgiven to Mayenne.

  "You laugh, M. Chicot."

  "I do, animal."

  "Then I shall live?"

  "Perhaps."

  "You would not laugh if your Gorenflot was about to die."

  "It does not depend upon me, but on the king; he alone has thepower of life and death."

  At this moment lights appeared, and a crowd of embroidered dressesand swords shining in the light of the torches.

  "Ah! Chicot! my dear Chicot, how glad I am to see you," criedthe king.

  "You hear, good M. Chicot," whispered Gorenflot, "this great princeis glad to see you."

  "Well?"

  "Well! in his happiness he would not refuse you a favor; ask formy pardon."

  "What! from Herod?"

  "Oh! silence, dear M. Chicot."

  "Well! sire, how many have you caught?" said Chicot, advancing.

  "Confiteor," said Gorenflot.

  "Not one," said Crillon, "the traitors must have found some openingunknown to us."

  "It is probable."

  "But you saw them?" said the king.

  "All."

  "You recognized them, no doubt?"

  "No, sire."

  "Not recognized them?"

  "That is to say, I recognized only one."

  "Who was that?"

  "M. de Mayenne."

  "M. de Mayenne, to whom you owed----"

  "Yes, sire; we are quits."

  "Ah! tell me about that, Chicot."

  "Afterwards, my son; now let us think of the present."

  "Confiteor," repeated Gorenflot.

  "Ah! you have made a prisoner," said Crillon, laying his largehand on the monk's shoulder.

  Chicot was silent for a minute, leaving Gorenflot a prey to allthe anguish of such profound terror that he nearly fainted again.

  At last Chicot said, "Sire, look well at this monk."

  "The preacher Gorenflot," cried Henri.

  "Confiteor, confiteor," repeated he.

  "Himself," said Chicot.

  "He who----"

  "Just so," interrupted Chicot.

  "Ah, ah!"

  Gorenflot shook with terror, for he heard the sounds of swordsclashing.

  "Wait," said Chicot, "the king must know all." And, taking himaside, "My son," said he, "thank God for having permitted thisholy man to be born thirty-five years ago, for it is he who hassaved us all."

  "How so?"

  "It was he who recounted to me the whole plot, from the alphato the omega."

  "When?"

  "About a week ago; so that if ever your majesty's enemies catchhim he will be a dead man."

  Gorenflot heard only the last words, "a dead man"; and he coveredhis face with his hands.

  "Worthy man," said the king, casting a benevolent look on themass of flesh before him, "we will cover him with our protection."

  Gorenflot perceived the nature of the look, and began to feelrelieved.

  "You will do well, my king," said Chicot.

  "What must we do with him?"

  "I think that as long as he remains in Paris he will be in danger."

  "If I gave him guards."

  Gorenflot heard this proposition of Henri's. "Well!" thought he,"I shall get off with imprisonment; I prefer that to beating,if they only feed me well."

  "Oh! no, that is needless," said Chicot, "if you will allow meto take him with me."

  "Where?"

  "Home."

  "Well! take him, and then return to the Louvre."

  "Get up, reverend father," said Chicot.

  "He mocks me," murmured Gorenflot.

  "Get up, brute," whispered Chicot, giving him a sly kick.

  "Ah! I have deserved it," cried Gorenflot.

  "What does he say?" asked the king.

  "Sire, he is thinking over all his fatigues and his tortures,and when I promised him your protection, he said, 'Oh! I havewell merited that.'"

  "Poor devil!" said the king, "take good care of him."

  "Oh! be easy, sire, he will want for nothing with me."

  "Oh! M. Chicot, dear M. Chicot," cried Gorenflot, "where am Ito be taken to?"

  "You will know soon. Meanwhile, monster of iniquity, thank hismajesty."

  "What for?"

  "Thank him, I tell you."

  "Sire," stammered Gorenflot, "since your gracious majesty----"

  "Yes," interrupted Henri, "I know all you did for me, in yourjourney from Lyons, on the evening of the League, and again to-day.Be easy, you shall be recompensed according to your merits."

  Gorenflot sighed.

  "Where is Panurge?" said Chicot.

  "In the stable, poor beast."

  "Well! go and fetch him, and return to me."

  "Yes, M. Chicot."

  And the monk went away as fast as he could, much astonished notto be followed by guards.

  "Now, my son," said Chicot, "keep twenty men for your own escort,and send ten with M. Crillon to the Hotel d'Anjou and let thembring your-brother here."

  "Why?"

  "That he may not escape a second time."

  "Did my brother----"

  "Have you repented following my advice to-day?"

  "No, par le mordieu."

  "Then do what I tell you."

  Henri gave the order to Crillon, who set off at once.

  "And you?" said Henri.

  "Oh! I am waiting for my saint."

  "And you will rejoin me at the Louvre?"

  "In an hour; go, my son."

  Henri went; and Chicot, proceeding to the stables, met Gorenflotcoming out on his ass. The poor devil had not an idea of endeavoringto escape from the fate that he thought awaited him.

  "Come, come," said Chicot, "we are waited for." Gorenflot madeno resistance, but he shed many tears.