Page 44 of Tess of the Road


  Countess Margarethe held her eyes a long time. “Keep those beasts under control,” said the countess at last, gesturing at the quigutl (and possibly Jacomo) with her chin. “Can’t have them popping out unexpectedly and scaring people.”

  “Thank you,” said Tess, noticing the sway of the ship beneath her feet for the first time. It made her a little light-headed.

  She was here. She was going. It was real.

  “Don’t make me regret this,” said Margarethe. She turned on her heel and barked orders to the crew.

  Tess turned her face to the wind with an irrepressible grin as the world set itself in motion around her.

  The four points of my compass, this time: Karen New, Arwen Brenneman, E. K. Johnston, and Max Gladstone.

  My intrepid beta-reading, boot-wearing, butt-kicking work crew: Rebecca Hartman-Baker, Laura Hartman, Susin Nielsen, Phoebe North, Arushi Raina, Pavel Curtis, and Els Kushner. Extra thanks to Becca and Els for accompanying me on one extra side quest full of peril.

  Rainbow Rowell, whose novel Fangirl got me out the door.

  Justina Ireland, whose essay “Windows, Mirrors, and the Spaces in Between” kept me going when the road was rockiest.

  Mishell Baker, Amal El-Mohtar, Rebecca Sherman, and my mother, who gave my weary head a place to rest.

  Cam Larios, who gave Kikiu her bite enhancer.

  The birds in my trees: the QuasiModals, Spock’s Beard, Dream Theater, YES, and always, always Iarla Ó Lionáird.

  Mallory Loehr, Jenna Lettice, Michelle Nagler, and all my quigutl friends at Random House.

  Dan Lazar, amazing agent, always ready to spring into superheroic action.

  Jim Thomas, peripatetic editor, who had his hands full with this one and acquitted himself admirably.

  And finally, Scott, Byron, and Úna, who are always waiting at the end of my road.

  Tess Dombegh—the one most likely to get spanked

  Jeanne—her twin sister, the pretty one

  Seraphina—her older half sister, the smart one, sometimes called Phina

  Claude—her father, a disgraced lawyer

  Anne-Marie—her mother, long-suffering

  Paul and Nedward—Tess’s younger brothers, aspiring bullies

  Kenneth—Anne-Marie’s brother; an honorary cousin and aspiring astronomer

  Mistress Edwina—a dowager baroness who resorts to teaching

  Faffy—short for “Fast Taffy,” a noble snaphound

  Count Julian, Aunt Jenny, Uncle Malagrigio, Great-Aunt Elise—just a few of the many possible Belgiosos, Anne-Marie’s side of the family

  Grandma Therese—Claude’s aged mother

  Jean-Philippe, Baronet Dombegh—Claude’s older brother, a bully and a cad

  Chessey—a midwife, like one of the family

  The Pfanzligs of Cragmarog Castle

  Duke Lionel—the leonine patriarch

  Duchess Elga—his pious wife

  Lord Richard—the handsome one

  Lord Heinrigh—the smarmy one

  Lord Jacomo—the priggish one, at seminary

  Royals, Nobles, and the Like

  Queen Glisselda—the young Queen of Goredd

  Prince Consort Lucian Kiggs—married to Glisselda; it’s complicated

  An infant princess—to be named as soon as all her parents can agree

  Regent of Samsam—the regent of Samsam

  Count Pesavolta—the ruler of Ninys

  Lady Farquist—an old darling, auntie to all the eligible bachelors

  Lady Eglantine, Lady Morena, Lord Thorsten—a chorus of courtiers

  Lord Chauncerat—a closeted Daanite, willing to play along

  Countess Margarethe of Mardou—a famous and fashionable explorer

  Lord Morney—he of the mysterious contraption, coming to a sequel near you

  Ardmagar Comonot—leader of dragons (the big winged ones anyway)

  At St. Bert’s Collegium

  Professor the dragon Ondir—crankily oversees the doctoral candidates

  William of Affle—a handsome cad, long gone

  Harald and Roger—Will’s best mates, aspiring cads

  Scholar Spira—a pedantic dragon graduate student

  Rynald, Baronet Averbath—a beautiful astronomer

  In Legend and in Faith

  Dozerius the Pirate—a swashbuckling Porphyrian storybook hero

  Julissima Rossa—his ladylove, deceased

  St. Vitt—always ready to let you know how badly you’ve sinned

  Pau-Henoa—trickster rabbit of pagan provenance

  Anathuthia—the first of seven World Serpents

  On the Road

  Pathka—a quigutl, Tess’s oldest friend

  Kikiu—Pathka’s challenging offspring

  Karpeth—Kikiu’s other parent, unsettlingly

  Florian—a grist lout

  Blodwen and Gwenda—a pair of shepherdesses, lively and shrewd

  Mumpinello—their mysterious friend, definitely not made up

  Reg and Rowan—a pair of villains, plain and simple

  Griss—their aged victim, probably not a nobleman

  Boss Gen—imperatrix of the road crew

  Felix, Aster, and Mico—the aforementioned crew, uniformly useless

  Big Arnando—the foreman

  Nicolas—a geologist

  Darling Dulsia—a traveling minister of mercy

  Those Who Pray

  Mother Philomela—a traveling minister of mercy

  Sister Mishell—rings the bell

  Frai Moldi—a debauched monk

  Frai Lorenzi—the head archivist of Santi Prudia Monastery

  Pater Livian—the abbot of Santi Prudia

  Father Erique—bad apple in a small barrel

  Angelica—a wonderful cook

  In Segosh

  Mother Gaida—a diminutive embroiderer

  Josquin—her lovely son, now a writer, formerly a herald

  Rebecca—his former girlfriend, still a midwife, gone back to the islands

  Master Pashfloria—preeminent natural philosopher of the Ninysh Academy

  Master Emmanuele—somewhat less eminent, anxious to make his name

  Dr. Belestros—a dragon physician, no bedside manner

  St. Blanche—the mechanic, also good with plumbing

  Allsaints—all the Saints in Heaven. Not a deity, exactly; more like a collective

  Archipelagos—islands south of Ninys, extending to the Antarctic

  ard—order, correctness (Mootya); may also denote a battalion of dragons

  Ardmagar—title held by the leader of dragonkind; translates roughly to “supreme general”

  aurochs—large, wild cattlebeast, extinct in our world; existed in Europe until the Renaissance

  Bitter Branca—Ninysh drink with ale and pine brandy

  Blystane—capital of Samsam

  bollos—balls (Ninysh)

  castameri—eunuchs (Ninysh)

  Castle Orison—Goreddi seat of government, in Lavondaville

  coracle—light boat made of hides stretched over a wooden frame

  Cragmarog Castle—home of the Pfanzligs

  Daanite—homosexual, a follower of St. Daan

  damaelle—small, dear lady; a courtesan (Ninysh)

  doublet—short, fitted man’s jacket, often padded

  dracomachia—martial art for fighting dragons, invented by St. Ogdo

  Ducana province—Duke Lionel’s duchy

  fatluketh—coming-of-age rite, wherein quigutl hatchlings fight their mothers and
try to bite them, thereby ending the parental phase of the relationship (Quootla)

  fthep—to deliver a stinging rebuke with your tail (Quootla)

  fthootl—quigutl toy intended to build up ocular dexterity (Quootla)

  furze—also called gorse; a tough, prickly shrub

  Goredd—Tess’s homeland, one of the Southlands (adjective form: Goreddi)

  Heaven—Southlanders’ afterlife, as outlined by the Saints in scripture

  houppelande—robe of rich material with voluminous sleeves, usually worn belted; women’s are floor-length; a man’s might be cut at the knee

  Infernum—Hell; not all Saints believe in it

  ityasaari—half-dragon; the Saints of old were revealed to have been half-dragons, and so half-dragons are now considered living Saints (Porphyrian)

  kemthikemthlutl—ritual to connect one’s dreams with a World Serpent’s (Quootla)

  kikiu—death (Quootla)

  ko—ungendered pronoun that quigutl use for each other (Quootla)

  Lavondaville—Tess’s hometown and the largest city in Goredd, named for Queen Lavonda, who made peace with dragonkind

  lunessa—it’s hard to find much concrete information on medieval feminine hygiene, so I invented my own

  marchpane—marzipan, a confection of almond paste and sugar

  megafauna—large animals, such as aurochs and dragons

  mercer—textile dealer

  Mootya—language of dragons, rendered in sounds a human mouth can make

  Most Alone—epithet for the World Serpent Anathuthia

  naphtha—flammable liquid hydrocarbon, sometimes eaten by dragons

  Ninys—country southeast of Goredd (adjective form: Ninysh)

  nupa—opal; euphemism for clitoris (Ninysh)

  ogham—ancient alphabet of carved hatch marks

  oubliette—claustrophobic pit used as a dungeon

  oud—lutelike instrument, often played with a pick, or plectrum

  palasho—palace (Ninysh)

  parthenogenesis—asexual reproduction

  Pelaguese—from the Archipelagos

  penoio—penis (Ninysh)

  Pentrach’s Dun—hill fort ruin

  pessary—form of early birth control; inserted vaginally; not as effective as modern kinds, but better than nothing

  Pinabra—vast pine forest in southeast Ninys

  Porphyry—small city-state northwest of the Southlands

  psalter—book of devotional poetry, usually illustrated; in Goreddi psalters, there’s a poem for each of the major Saints

  Quighole—dragon and quigutl ghetto in Lavondaville

  quigutl—small, flightless subspecies of dragon with a set of dexterous arms in place of wings and a tube-shaped tongue that can produce a flame

  Quootla—language of the quigutl; sometimes inaccurately described as “Mootya with a bad lisp,” as the two languages are mostly mutually intelligible

  saar—dragon (Porphyrian)

  saarantras—dragon in human form; plural: saarantrai (Porphyrian)

  St. Abaster—staunch defender of the faith, loves smiting sinners

  St. Agnyesta—patron of cheesemakers

  St. Bert (Jobertus)—patron of natural philosophy; collegium named for him

  St. Clare—patroness of the perceptive

  St. Daan—patron of romantic love (along with his partner, St. Masha)

  St. Fredricka—a living Saint and muralist who now lives in the Archipelagos

  St. Gobnait—patroness of the persistent; Lavondaville cathedral named for her

  St. Ida—patroness of musicians; music conservatory named for her

  St. Jannoula—a living Saint, helped instigate the recent war named for her

  St. Loola—patroness of children, the sick and indigent; hospices named for her

  St. Munn—patron of merchants, popular in Ninys

  St. Nedouard—the physician, recently deceased

  St. Ogdo—founder of dracomachia; patron of knights and of all of Goredd

  St. Pandowdy—a giant Saint who rose from the swamps near Lavondaville at the end of St. Jannoula’s War

  St. Prue (Prudia)—patron of history; monastery named for her

  St. Seraphina—what Seraphina is sometimes called, to her chagrin

  St. Siucre—patron of sweet memories; helps find what is lost

  St. Willibald (Wilibaio)—patron of markets and news; cathedral named for him

  Samsam—country southwest of Goredd (adjective form: Samsamese)

  Santi merdi!—holy shit (Ninysh)

  sarabande—slow, stately dance in three

  Segosh—capital of Ninys, center of art and culture

  snaphound—rather like a whippet

  Southlands—Goredd, Ninys, and Samsam together

  Tanamoot—dragons’ vast country north of the Southlands

  Tathlann’s Syndrome—serious medical condition afflicting dragons who received no maternal memories, usually due to the untimely death of the mother

  tes’puco—stupid-head, also a euphemism for penis (Ninysh)

  thmepitlkikiu—something so transcendent there are no words for it (Quootla)

  thnik—quigutl device that allows the transmission of voices over long distances

  thnimi—thnik that also transmits images

  thuthmeptha—when a quigutl metamorphoses from one sex to another, which happens several times across their lifespans (Quootla)

  Treaty Eve—annual commemoration of the treaty between Goredd and dragons

  Trowebridge—largest town in Ducana province

  tutlkikiu—splitting death, an affliction of quigutl (Quootla)

  -utl—Quootla suffix indicating contradictory case, wherein a word also means its opposite

  World Serpents—vast creatures out of quigutl mythology, believed to have created the world and to hold it together

  Yawning Nancy—pagan sculpture similar to an Irish Sheela-na-gig

  RACHEL HARTMAN is the author of the acclaimed and New York Times bestselling YA fantasy novel Seraphina, which won the William C. Morris YA Debut Award, and the New York Times bestselling sequel Shadow Scale. Rachel lives with her family in Vancouver, Canada. In her free time, she sings madrigals, walks her whippet in the rain, and is learning to fence.

  rachelhartmanbooks.com

  @_rachelhartman

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