CHAPTER 19
They ran all the way up Chancery to Holborn and the safety of the Antelope Inn. Tom stopped in the archway and dropped Trumpet from his shoulder. He was panting from running uphill with a nine-stone weight, but no longer in fear of being clapped in Bridewell gaol. He and Trumpet pushed through the door into the tavern. The room was too warm, but it was familiar ground. Safe.
"A tankard of dragon's milk, if you love me, Dolly," Tom called to the barmaid.
Dolly giggled at him and he gave her a wink.
Mrs. Sprye looked up from the table where she sat surrounded by writing implements, scraps of paper, and stacks of coins. She was wielding her peacock feather quill, which meant she was doing accounts. She always said that however badly the sums came out, she could derive a morsel of cheer from the pen.
Her first glance was one of absent-minded welcome. This was swiftly followed by a glare of outrage. "Trumpet, you naughty child! Have you been brawling?"
"Only a little," Trumpet bragged.
Tom looked at his friend for the first time since the affray. One stocking hung loose about his ankle, his shirttails billowed from his hose both fore and aft, and he had a muddy scrape running from his shoes right up the side of his torso and across his cheek. No blood was flowing, however, and nothing seemed to be broken.
Tom whacked Trumpet soundly on the back and grinned. "The lad's proved his mettle today, Mrs. Sprye! You should have seen him, straddling that foul-mouthed, ginger-haired hedge-pig, grinding his face into the mud. God's bones, it was a treat. Although," he added, speaking now to Trumpet, "we must work on your technique. Fisticuffs are quite a different matter from fighting with weapons. There are tricks you can use to compensate for your slighter weight."
Trumpet nodded eagerly. "I'm fast, though, aren't I? I got in under his guard. Did you see me? I was dancing circles around that weedy, dog-hearted—"
"Tom." Mrs. Sprye's tone was severe. "I expect you to look after this boy, not encourage him to go about brawling in the street. In broad daylight!"
Tom was stung. "It's nigh impossible to brawl in the dark, Mrs. . And look—" He put his hands on Trumpet's shoulders and turned him full circle. "Scarcely a scratch on him. A bit dirty, true, but I believe that Pygmies can be washed."
Trumpet and Dolly giggled. Mrs. Sprye growled deep in her throat to express her displeasure. She fixed a steely glare on the boy. "Washing is the least of what's in store for you."
Trumpet opened his mouth to protest, but she cut him off. "Go on with you! You'll find what you need behind the kitchen. Head to toe, mind!" She pointed an adamantine finger toward the rear door.
Mrs. Sprye took an aunt-like interest in the younger members of the Inns of Court, whether they lodged at the Antelope or not. She'd been known to patch up evidence of youthful stunts without informing the benchers of the particulars. But she drew a hard line against brawling, drunkenness, and harassment of wenches within the bounds of her own establishment.
Trumpet was a favorite because he was helping her with researches related to the book she was writing about women's legal entitlements, called The Lawes Resolution of Women's Rights. Trumpet was planning to specialize in widows and heiresses, which he claimed would be a lucrative practice. Tom considered the idea absolutely brilliant. When he'd learned enough law to hang up a sign, he could do worse than join forces with Trumpet.
Mrs. Sprye turned her attention to the two lidded tankards that Dolly was collecting into one hand. "Cups, not tankards, Dolly. If they want more ale, they can switch to small. Then go make sure that hobbledehoy gets put back in order."
Tom made a sad face at the smallish wooden cup that replaced his manly tankard but knew better than to argue with Mrs. Sprye. He sat down on the bench behind the table farthest from the door.
Stephen and Ben came limping in, arms linked across their shoulders. Ben seemed to have turned an ankle. "Ale, Dolly, and it please you," Stephen panted as he helped Ben to the bench at Tom's side.
"Make it dragon's milk, on me," Tom said. He pouted sadly at Dolly as she set the four small cups on the table and then leered with appreciation as she swung her hips saucily on her way out. She threw a wink over her shoulder, aimed more at Stephen than at Tom. It didn't matter which. She was so full of wenchly delights he was happy just to be in their vicinity.
Tom held his cup to his nose and inhaled the fumes rising from the double-strong brew. He felt its spirits infusing his own, restoring the balance of his humors. "I like this stuff," he said, smacking his lips. "It's peppery. It gets up the nose and right into the blood."
"Good," Stephen agreed. He swallowed, closed his eyes, and sighed deeply. "Very good."
Ben only nodded. The lads sat in silence for a while, letting the ale and the comforts of their favorite tavern work their cures.
Then Stephen clapped his cup on the table and stood up. "Jakes," he said and vanished through the back door.
Tom watched him go. He shot a sidelong glance at Ben, who was leaning against the wall with his legs stretched under the table, his eyes half-closed.
"What did you think of those Essex men?" Tom asked, trying for a casual tone.
Perceptive Ben caught the underlying note. He opened one eye and spoke with measured words. "They seemed much of a type, I thought. Lesser gentry, upper yeomen, in service to a great lord. Like you, I suppose, in some ways."
"Not like me," Tom said. Too fast: he'd betrayed himself. "For one thing, Stephen's not great. At least, not like Essex. For another, I'm not in his service, not anymore. I have plans of my own. Prospects. Like you. Don't I?"
"Well, my plans are no secret. A legal practice, perhaps a judgeship someday, if I'm lucky. I don't believe I know anything about yours, as yet." He smiled to draw any barbs that might be couched in that remark.
"I won't be like those Essex men," Tom said. "Devil take me, but I won't. Idle my days away in some stuffy tavern, waiting for Stephen or some other master to come tell me what to do? Feh. I'd rather follow my father to sea. Except that he won't let me."
Ben said, "Does he intend you to make a career in the law?"
Tom shrugged. "He wants me to become a gentleman. He's not clear how. And I'm willing, but not if I have to be like those Essex men. They stank of boredom. Couldn't you smell it? I'd go mad in a month's time."
Fingering the carvings around the rim of his cup, he shot a sidelong glance at Ben. "Do you think I'm capable? Of passing the bar, I mean?"
"Yes." Ben spoke without hesitation, looking him square in the face. Tom felt something complicated unknot in his chest. "You have the ability. You'll have to work hard, though."
"I can work hard. If I know what I'm working toward." He drummed his fingers on the tabletop, working up his courage for the most important question. "Will they throw me out?"
Ben sat straight up and looked around, startled. "The constables?"
"No, no. Relax, camerade. Will they throw me out of Gray's, I meant. If Stephen asked them to."
"Oh." Ben sighed and leaned back against the wall. He held his cup under his nose, inhaling the fumes while he thought for a few moments. "They rarely expel anyone, as far as I know, and then only for gross infractions of the rules. It has to be major, like fighting in hall, stealing, religious violations. You know, skipping chapel or singing mockingly in church. Or not paying your dues. Or having women in your rooms."
"We couldn't fit a woman in our rooms," Tom said, earning a chuckle from Ben. He felt vastly relieved. Those offenses were easily avoided.
"Although," Ben said, "they do have ways of nudging people out. They don't advance you. They don't call on you for bolts or case-putting. They just ignore you. A fair number of men give up and leave every year. Who knows exactly why?"
That was less reassuring. Tom had little to do with the benchers, but he did feel a certain coolness from them. From other members too.
"Would it help if I'd taken my degree? At Cambridge?"
"If you want to become a clergyman. Tha
t's a possibility for you. Many yeomen's sons take that path, through the university and into a living. It's perfectly respectable."
"A clergyman!" Tom was aghast. That dreadful prospect shook everything into place. If his choices were the church, a lord, or the law, he had no further doubts. "I want to be a barrister, like you and Trumpet. We could form a partnership."
Ben grinned. "That's not the worst idea I've heard." He stretched out his leg, giving his ankle a tentative turn. "If you want my opinion, Tom, I think you're better off staying at Gray's and refusing to be nudged out, if nudging is applied. Look at Humphries: they'd love for him to go, but he sticks like glue. Study hard, keep your nose clean. Curry favor with the benchers. Maybe a few—"
"Gifts." Tom nodded. That strategy he understood well. "I can do that." He drained his cup. He felt better than he had all day, apart from the sword fighting, which was pure fun.
"You can do what?" Stephen asked as he slid back onto his stool.
"Oh, nothing," Tom said. He had no intention of sharing his plans with Stephen. "I thought I'd try for another round."
Stephen shot a glance at Mrs. Sprye, who was scribbling away at her book. "She'll never let us. Will she?"
"We could try Dolly."
"No luck there either," Stephen said. "She's giving the Pygmy a whole bath, to judge by the kettles of water and brushes being lugged about. I don't envy the lad."
"You don't?" Tom raised his eyebrows. "Delectable Dolly? Hot water? Lots and lots of slippery soap?" He whistled softly.
Stephen popped his eyes open wide. "I'm next in line!"
They laughed together. Tom was glad for the lighthearted moment. Stephen's life would be easier but vastly less interesting. You could almost pity the wanwitted lordling. Almost.
The door to the archway banged open and the three lads startled. They looked at each other sheepishly; it was only Treasurer Fogg. "Gentlemen," Fogg nodded at the lads. "Mrs. Sprye, my light and joy," he said as he bent to kiss her upturned cheek.
"Foggy come a'courting, he did ride," Stephen sang, sotto voce.
Ben and Tom chuckled. Tom wondered why it was the highest poetry when youths and maids fell in love but basest comedy when persons of middle years did the same. Their lumpish figures, he supposed. And their appalling lack of shame.
He leaned back and closed his eyes. He had things to think about, plans to make. What sort of gift might Treasurer Fogg find influential?
"Look, my love," Mrs. Sprye said. "Mr. Humphries has paid his bill in full. After ten years of delays and excuses. It leaves his chambermate in a bit of a bind, but I can't blame him for preferring lodgings at Gray's."
Mr. Fogg rumbled his approval. "I've thrown a few of my lesser clients his way. Once I'm on the Queen's Bench, I'll not have time for any but the highest."
"Don't count your chickens before they hatch, my turtledove."
"Nor will I, my sweet chuck. I'm merely feathering the basket to keep them warm while I wait."
They twittered at one another. Tom smiled, eyes still closed. They reminded him of his parents.
Trumpet returned from his bath. Tom opened half an eye: the boy looked fresh enough to go a-courting. His clothes had been sponged and his cheeks scrubbed pink. He took a stool beside Stephen and picked up his cup of dragon's milk. He took small sips, making a sour face after each one. Tom wondered fleetingly if he should perhaps not have offered such potent liquor to one so young.
Ah, well. Maybe it would put hair on his chest. Or at least on his upper lip.