EMMA AND KAYLEE'S OTHER FAVORITE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES:
1.When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calles from Chuck Norris.
2.Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone.
3.Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language.
4.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there’s no signs of life.
5.Once, a cop pulled over Chuck Norris…he was lucky to leave with only a warning.
6.Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
7.Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
8.Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
9.Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
10.Chuck Norris doesn’t need a Twitter; he’s already following you.
11.Chuck Norris CAN touch MC Hammer.