?That?s Torcello directly opposite us,? the Colonel pointed. ?That?s where the people lived that were driven off the mainland by the Visigoths. They built that church you see there with the square tower. There were thirty thousand people lived there once and they built that church to honor their Lord and to worship him. Then, after they built it, the mouth of the Sile River silted up or a big flood changed it, and all that land we came through just now got flooded and started to breed mosquitoes and malaria hit them. They all started to die, so the elders got together and decided they should pull out to a healthy place that would be defensible with boats, and where the Visigoths and the Lombards and the other bandits couldn?t get at them, because these bandits had no sea-power. The Torcello boys were all great boatmen. So they took the stones of all their houses in barges, like that one we just saw, and they built Venice.?
He stopped. ?Am I boring you, Jackson??
?No, sir. I had no idea who pioneered Venice.?
?It was the boys from Torcello. They were very tough and they had very good taste in building. They came from a little place up the coast called Caorle. But they drew on all the people from the towns and the farms behind when the Visigoths over-ran them. It was a Torcello boy who was running arms into Alexandria, who located the body of St. Mark and smuggled it out under a load of fresh pork so the infidel customs guards wouldn?t check him. This boy brought the remains of St. Mark to Venice, and he?s their patron saint and they have a cathedral there to him. But by that time, they were trading so far to the east that the architecture is pretty Byzantine for my taste. They never built any better than at the start there in Torcello. That?s Torcello there.?
It was, indeed.
?St. Mark?s square is where the pigeons are and where they have that big cathedral that looks sort of like a moving picture palace, isn?t it??
?Right, Jackson. You?re on the ball. If that?s the way you look at it. Now you look beyond Torcello you will see the lovely campanile on Burano that has damn near as much list on it as the leaning tower of Pisa. That Burano is a very over-populated little island where the women make wonderful lace, and the men make bambinis and work day-times in the glass factories in that next island you see on beyond with the other campanile, which is Murano. They make wonderful glass day-times for the rich of all the world, and then they come home on the little vaporetto and make bambinis. Not everyone passes every night with his wife though. They hunt ducks nights too, with big punt guns, out along the edge of the marshes on this lagoon you?re looking across now. All night long on a moonlight night you hear the shots.? He paused.
?Now when you look past Murano you see Venice. That?s my town. There?s plenty more I could show you, but I think we probably ought to roll now. But take one good look at it. This is where you can see how it all happened. But nobody ever looks at it from here.?
?It?s a beautiful view. Thank you, sir.?
?O.K.,? the Colonel said. ?Let?s roll.?
CHAPTER V
BUT he continued to look and it was all as wonderful to him and it moved him as it had when he was eighteen years old and had seen it first, understanding nothing of it and only knowing that it was beautiful. The winter had come very cold that year and all the mountains were white beyond the plain. It was necessary for the Austrians to try to break through at the angle where the Sile River and the old bed of the Piave were the only lines of defense.
If you had the old bed of the Piave then you had the Sile to fall back on if the first line did not hold. Beyond the Sile there was nothing but bare-assed plain and a good road network into the Veneto plain and the plains of Lombardy, and the Austrians attacked again and again and again late through the winter, to try to get onto this fine road that they were rolling on now which led straight to Venice. That winter the Colonel, who was a lieutenant then, and in a foreign army, which had always made him slightly suspect afterwards in his own army, and had done his career no good, had a sore throat all winter. This sore throat was from being in the water so much. You could not get dry and it was better to get wet quickly and stay wet.
The Austrian attacks were ill-coordinated, but they were constant and exasperated and you first had the heavy bombardment which was supposed to put you out of business, and then, when it lifted, you checked your positions and counted the people. But you had no time to care for wounded, since you knew that the attack was coming immediately, and then you killed the men who came wading across the marshes, holding their rifles above the water and coming as slow as men wade, waist deep.
If they did not lift the shelling when it started, the Colonel, then a lieutenant, often thought, I do not know what we would be able to do. But they always lifted it and moved it back ahead of the attack. They went by the book.
If we had lost the old Piave and were on the Sile they would move it back to the second and third lines; although such lines were quite untenable, and they should have brought all their guns up very close and whammed it in all the time they attacked and until they breached us. But thank God, some high fool always controls it, the Colonel thought, and they did it piecemeal.
All that winter, with a bad sore throat, he had killed men who came, wearing the stick bombs hooked up on a harness under their shoulders with the heavy, calf hide packs and the bucket helmets. They were the enemy.
But he never hated them; nor could have any feeling about them. He commanded with an old sock around his throat, which had been dipped in turpentine, and they broke down the attacks with rifle fire and with the machine guns which still existed, or were usable, after the bombardment. He taught his people to shoot, really, which is a rare ability in continental troops, and to be able to look at the enemy when they came, and, because there was always a dead moment when the shooting was free, they became very good at it.
But you always had to count and count fast after the bombardment to know how many shooters you would have. He was hit three times that winter, but they were all gift wounds; small wounds in the flesh of the body without breaking bone, and he had become quite confident of his personal immortality since he knew he should have been killed in the heavy artillery bombardment that always preceded the attacks. Finally he did get hit properly and for good. No one of his other wounds had ever done to him what the first big one did. I suppose it is just the loss of the immortality, he thought. Well, in a way, that is quite a lot to lose.
This country meant very much to him, more than he could, or would ever tell anyone and now he sat in the car happy that in another half hour they would be in Venice. He took two mannitol hexanitrate tablets; since he had always been able to spit since 1918, he could take them dry, and asked,
?How are you doing, Jackson??
?Fine, sir.?
?Take the left outside road when we hit the fork for Mestre and we?ll be able to see the boats along the canal and miss that main traffic.?
?Yes, sir,? the driver said. ?Will you check me on the fork??
?Of course,? the Colonel said.
They were coming up on Mestre fast, and already it was like going to New York the first time you were ever there in the old days when it was shining, white and beautiful. I stole that, he thought. But that was before the smoke. We are coming into my town, he thought. Christ, what a lovely town.
They made the left turn and came along the canal where the fishing boats tied up, and the Colonel looked at them and his heart was happy because of the brown nets and the wicker fish traps and the clean, beautiful lines of the boats. It?s not that they are picturesque. The hell with picturesque. They are just damned beautiful.
They passed the long line of boats in the slow canal that carried water from the Brenta, and he thought about the long stretch of the Brenta where the great villas were, with their lawns and their gardens and the plane trees and the cypresses. I?d like to be buried out there, he thought. I know the place very well. I don?t believe you could fix it, though. I don?t know. I know some people that might let me be buried on
their place. I?ll ask Alberto. He might think it was morbid, though.
For a long time he had been thinking about all the fine places he would like to be buried and what parts of the earth he would like to be a part of. The stinking, putrefying part doesn?t last very long, really, he thought, and anyway you are just a sort of mulch, and even the bones will be some use finally. I?d like to be buried way out at the edge of the grounds, but in sight of the old graceful house and the tall, great trees. I don?t think it would be much of a nuisance to them. I could be a part of the ground where the children play in the evenings, and in the mornings, maybe, they would still be training jumping horses and their hoofs would make the thudding on the turf, and trout would rise in the pool when there was a hatch of fly.
They were up on the causeway from Mestre to Venice now with the ugly Breda works that might have been Hammond, Indiana.
?What do they make there, sir?? Jackson asked.
?The company makes locomotives in Milan,? the Colonel said. ?Here they make a little of everything in the metallurgic line.?
It was a miserable view of Venice now and he always disliked this causeway except that you made such good time and you could see the buoys and the channels.
?This town makes a living on its own,? he said to Jackson. ?She used to be the queen of the seas and the people are very tough and they give less of a good Goddamn about things than almost anybody you?ll ever meet. It?s a tougher town than Cheyenne when you really know it, and everybody is very polite.?
?I wouldn?t say Cheyenne was a tough town, sir.?
?Well, it?s a tougher town than Casper.?
?Do you think that?s a tough town, sir??
?It?s an oil town. It?s a nice town.?
?But I don?t think it?s tough, sir. Or ever was.?
?O.K., Jackson. Maybe we move in different circles. Or maybe we have a differing definition for the word. But this town of Venice, with everybody being polite and having good manners, is as tough as Cooke City, Montana, on the day they have the Old Timers? Fish Fry.?
?My idea of a tough town is Memphis.?
?Not like Chicago, Jackson. Memphis is only tough if you are a Negro. Chicago is tough North, South, there isn?t any East, and West. But nobody has any manners. But in this country, if you ever want to know a really tough town where they eat wonderfully too, go to Bologna.?
?I never was there.?
?Well, there?s the Fiat garage where we leave the car,? the Colonel said. ?You can leave the key at the office. They don?t steal. I?ll go in the bar while you park upstairs. They have people that will bring the bags.?
?Is it okay to leave your gun and shooting gear in the trunk, sir??
?Sure. They don?t steal here. I told you that once.?
?I wanted to take the necessary precaution, sir, on your valuable property.?
?You?re so damned noble that sometimes you stink,? the Colonel said. ?Get the wax out of your ears and hear what I say the first time.?
?I heard you, sir,? Jackson said. The Colonel looked at him contemplatively and with the old deadliness.
He sure is a mean son of a bitch, Jackson thought, and he can be so God-damn nice.
?Get my and your bag out and park her up there and check your oil, your water and your tires,? the Colonel said, and walked across the oil and rubber stained cement of the entry of the bar.
CHAPTER VI
IN THE bar, sitting at the first table as he came in, there was a post-war rich from Milan, fat and hard as only Milanese can be, sitting with his expensive looking and extremely desirable mistress. They were drinking negronis, a combination of two sweet vermouths and seltzer water, and the Colonel wondered how much taxes the man had escaped to buy that sleek girl in her long mink coat and the convertible he had seen the chauffeur take up the long, winding ramp, to lock away. The pair stared at him with the bad manners of their kind and he saluted, lightly, and said to them in Italian, ?I am sorry that I am in uniform. But it is a uniform. Not a costume.?
Then he turned his back on them, without waiting to see the effect of his remark, and walked to the bar. From the bar you could watch your luggage, just as well as the two pescecani were watching theirs.
He is probably a Commendatore, he thought. She is a beautiful, hard piece of work. She is damned beautiful, actually. I wonder what it would have been like if I had ever had the money to buy me that kind and put them into the mink? I?ll settle for what I have, he thought, and they can go and hang themselves.
The bar-tender shook hands with him. This bar-tender was an Anarchist but he did not mind the Colonel being a Colonel at all. He was delighted by it and proud and loving about it as though the Anarchists had a Colonel, too, and in some ways, in the several months that they had known each other, he seemed to feel that he had invented, or at least, erected the Colonel as you might be happy about participating in the erection of a campanile, or even the old church at Torcello.
The bar-tender had heard the conversation, or, rather, the flat statement at the table and he was very happy.
He had already sent down, via the dumb-waiter, for a Gordon?s gin and Campari and he said, ?It is coming up in that hand-pulled device. How does everything go at Trieste??
?About as you would imagine.?
?I couldn?t even imagine.?
?Then don?t strain,? the Colonel said, ?and you will never get piles.?
?I wouldn?t mind it if I was a Colonel.?
?I never mind it.?
?You?d be over-run like a dose of salts,? the waiter said.
?Don?t tell the Honorable Pacciardi,? the Colonel said.
He and the bar-tender had a joke about this because the Honorable Pacciardi was Minister of Defense in the Italian Republic. He was the same age as the Colonel and had fought very well in the first world war, and had also fought in Spain as a battalion Commander where the Colonel had known him when he, himself, was an observer. The seriousness with which the Honorable Pacciardi took the post of Minister of Defense of an indefensible country was a bond between the Colonel and the bar-tender. The two of them were quite practical men and the vision of the Honorable Pacciardi defending the Italian Republic stimulated their minds.
?It?s sort of funny up there,? the Colonel said, ?and I don?t mind it.?
?We must mechanize the Honorable Pacciardi,? the bar-tender said. ?And supply him with the atomic bomb.?
?I?ve got three of them in the back of the car,? the Colonel said. ?The new model, complete with handles. But we can?t leave him unarmed. We must supply him with botulism and anthrax.?
?We cannot fail the Honorable Pacciardi,? the bartender said. ?Better to live one day as a lion than a hundred years as a sheep.?
?Better to die on our feet than to live on our knees,? the Colonel said. ?Though you better get on your belly damn fast if you want to stay alive in plenty places.?
?Colonel, do not say anything subversive.?
?We will strangle them with our bare hands,? the Colonel said. ?A million men will spring to arms overnight.?
?Whose arms?? the bar-tender asked.
?All that will be attended to,? the Colonel said. ?It?s only a phase in the Big Picture.?
Just then the driver came in the door. The Colonel saw that while they had been joking, he had not watched the door and he was annoyed, always, with any lapse of vigilance or of security.
?What the hell?s been keeping you, Jackson? Have a drink.?
?No, thank you, sir.?
You prissy jerk, the Colonel thought. But I better stop riding him, he corrected.
?We?ll be going in a minute,? the Colonel said. ?I?ve been trying to learn Italian from my friend here.? He turned to look at the Milan profiteers; but they were gone.
I?m getting awfully slow, he thought. Somebody will take me any day now. Maybe even the Honorable Pacciardi, he thought.
?How much do I owe you?? he aske
d the bar-tender shortly.
The bar-tender told him and looked at him with his wise Italian eyes, not merry now, although the lines of merriment were clearly cut where they radiated from the corners of each eye. I hope there is nothing wrong with him, the bar-tender thought. I hope to God, or anything else, there?s nothing really bad.
?Good-bye, my Colonel,? he said.
?Ciao,? the Colonel said. ?Jackson, we are going down the long ramp and due north from the exit to where the small launches are moored. The varnished ones. There is a porter with the two bags. It is necessary to let them carry them since they have a concession.?
?Yes, sir,? said Jackson.
The two of them went out the door and no one looked back at anyone.
At the imbarcadero, the Colonel tipped the man who had carried their two bags and then looked around for a boatman he knew.
He did not recognize the man in the launch that was first on call, but the boatman said, ?Good-day, my Colonel. I?m the first.?
?How much is it to the Gritti??
?You know as well as I, my Colonel. We do not bargain. We have a fixed tariff.?
?What?s the tariff??
?Three thousand five hundred.?
?We could go on the vaporetto for sixty.?
?And nothing prevents you going,? the boatman, who was an elderly man with a red but un-choleric face, said. ?They won?t take you to the Gritti but they will stop at the imbarcadero past Harry?s, and you can telephone for someone from the Gritti to get your bags.?
And what would I buy with the God-damn three thousand five hundred lire; and this is a good old man.
?Do you want me to send that man there?? he pointed to a destroyed old man who did odd jobs and ran errands around the docks, always ready with the unneeded aid to the elbow of the ascending or descending passenger, always ready to help when no help was needed, his old felt hat held out as he bowed after the un-needed act. ?He?ll take you to the vaporetto. There?s one in twenty minutes.?
?The hell with it,? the Colonel said. ?Take us to the Gritti.?
?Con piacere,? the boatman said.
The Colonel and Jackson lowered themselves into the launch which looked like a speed boat. It was radiantly varnished and lovingly kept and was powered with a marine conversion of a tiny Fiat engine that had served its allotted time in the car of a provincial doctor and had been purchased out of one of the grave-yards of automobiles, those mechanical elephant cemeteries that are the one certain thing you may find in our world near any populated center, and been reconditioned and reconverted to start this new life on the canals of this city.