FADE IN:

  INT. BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL CAFETERIA– AFTERNOON

  A busy social hub where kids chat, chow down, and hang out while trendy music plays softly in the background. At a table in the back–

  NIKKI DESMOND and CANDICE COLLINS, 16, spoiled rich sistas in designer suits and heels are sitting in front of nachos and sodas contemplating their weekend plans.

  NIKKI

  So what do you want to do this weekend Candice?

  CANDICE

  The same thing we do every weekend Nikki. Go to the movies.

  NIKKI

  We could try taking over the world–

  CANDICE

  Nah, the new stuff at Saks comes in next week.

  NIKKI

  Well, we could just stay in at my house, watch movies and wash our hair. What type of shampoo do you want to try this week–

  As Nikki is contemplating shampoo brands, Candice notices–

  AT THE CAFETERIA ENTRANCE

  JEROME CHERRY 16, a handsome clean cut brotha wearing designer jeans, a silk shirt, and sneakers saunter into the cafeteria. He flashes Candice a smile as he approaches the–

  CONCESSION STAND

  And–

  BACK TO NIKKI’S TABLE

  Candice smiles back at him.

  Candice keeps her eyes on Jerome from a distance as he places his order. Nikki notices Candice in a daze and inquires–

  NIKKI

  Candice? Earth to Candice? Hello? Is anyone there?

  Candice snaps out of it.

  CANDICE

  Oh I’m sorry– I was thinking about someone– I mean– something else.

  NIKKI

  What could be more important than the shampoo we’re gonna use to wash our hair with?

  Jerome gets his order, and approaches the girl’s table as–

  Candice makes other plans for Saturday night.

  CANDICE

  You can use whatever shampoo you want, because my plans for Saturday night are coming this way.

  Jerome flashes a grin at the girls. Nikki isn’t impressed as Jerome lays down a smooth line–

  JEROME

  Is this seat taken?

  And Candice receives it.

  CANDICE

  Hey, if you want it, it’s yours.

  Candice is enamored as Jerome eases into the seat across from them. Nikki isn’t impressed.

  NIKKI

  And you are–

  JEROME

  Jerome Cherry. My parents just moved here from Orange County–

  Nikki rolls her eyes and snarls–

  NIKKI

  Oh crap. He’s an O.C– MMMMPH!

  Candice puts her hand over Nikki’s mouth and pulls her out of her seat. Nikki stumbles about as–

  CANDICE

  We’re gonna need a moment Jerome. One moment.

  Candice takes Nikki over to–

  A PRIVATE SPOT IN THE CAFETERIA

  Where Nikki expresses her harsh opinions of Jerome to Candice.

  NIKKI

  Candice, he’s an O.C. poser–

  CANDICE

  He’s cute. And he’s the only brotha on campus who will talk to me–

  NIKKI

  Only brotha? C’mon you can do better than an O.C. wannabe. There’s plenty of brothers on campus–

  Nikki’s theory is disproven as–

  A Black male student walks by holding hands with his White girlfriend. Candice grimaces as she tells Nikki–

  CANDICE

  Talking to White girls. Look, I don’t need you messing this up for me.

  NIKKI

  Okay, I won’t say anything.

  Nikki and Candice return to their–

  TABLE

  And Candice flashes Jerome a smile as they introduce themselves.

  CANDICE

  (Extending hand)

  Thanks for waiting while we took care of some business. I’m Candice Collins and this is my friend Nicole Desmond.

  Jerome shakes Candice’s hand, Nikki rolls her eyes and folds her arms. Candice bumps her and growls in her ear–

  CANDICE

  Shake the man’s hand.

  NIKKI

  But he’s got O.C. Cooties–

  CANDICE

  (Talking through gritted teeth)

  Do not embarrass me Nicole! Shake that man’s hand!

  Nikki pouts and reluctantly shakes Jerome’s hand. They have seats. Candice pastes on a smile and inquires–

  CANDICE

  So Jerome, what brings you to Beverly Hills High?

  JEROME

  My Dad got promoted to an executive position over at Apex Studios. So he decided to move us out here to Beverly Hills to live the high life like executives do. Only I didn’t know there were so many foine sistas here on campus.

  Nikki is about to put her foot in her mouth when–

  NIKKI

  Many? We’re the only two Black girls in the room–

  Candice reaches into her backpack and shoves a dollar in Nikki’s face.

  CANDICE

  Nicole, go get me a soda.

  NIKKI

  But you have a soda. And that line is long–

  Candice glares at Nikki, grits her teeth, and snarls through them–

  CANDICE

  I want another soda. I’m thirsty.

  NIKKI

  But I won’t get back here until the period is over–

  CANDICE

  That’s the general idea. Now go get it!

  Nikki huffs a sigh stomps off to the concession stand while Candice gets to know Jerome better.

  JEROME

  Your friend is a little tight.

  CANDICE

  She’s just that way around people she doesn’t know.

  JEROME

  So what do you sistas do here at Beverly Hills High for fun?

  CANDICE

  Well, there’s movies, sports–

  Just as Candice is about to elaborate–

  BRRING! The bell rings. Jerome flashes a smile as he asks–

  JEROME

  How about we talk about having some fun on the way to your next class?

  Candice lights up.

  CANDICE

  Great.

  The two love birds grab their stuff and head for the door just as–

  Nikki approaches Candice with her soda.

  NIKKI

  Here’s your orange soda. Full of artificial flavors and colors just like–

  Candice dismisses Nikki.

  CANDICE

  You drink it. Jerome is walking me to my next class.

  A steamed Nikki vents her frustrations as Candice and Jerome head out of the cafeteria without her by saying–

  NIKKI

  THIS…STINKS!

  Hours later…

  EXT. BEVERLY HILLS HIGH PARKING LOT

  School’s out, most of the kids are heading home. Nikki approaches Candice’s–

  BLUE MAZDA MX-5 MIATA

  And frowns when she sees–

  Jerome sitting next to Candice He smiles at her as Nikki stews.

  NIKKI

  Er…What’s he doing in my seat?

  CANDICE

  Change of plans. I’m taking Jerome to The Spot.

  Nikki loses it.

  NIKKI

  You were my ride!

  CANDICE

  Look you can call Rosa or Rumsfeld to come pick you up–

  NIKKI

  Candice, friends don’t strand friends in the parking lot. It’s just not done.

  CANDICE

  They do when they have a date.

  Nikki is so flabbergasted she glares at Candice to tell her–

  NIKKI

  I have something to say to you Candice.

  CANDICE

  What?

  NIKKI

  You stink.

  CANDICE

  Jerome doesn’t care what I smell like.

  As Candice starts the engine, and drives off leaving a seething Nikk
i stranded in the parking lot–

  INT. CANDICE’S CAR – AFTERNOON

  The two lovebirds continue to connect on the drive over to the Spot. Jerome inquires–

  JEROME

  You were kind of cold to your girl.

  CANDICE

  She’ll get over it.

  JEROME

  So…this place you’re taking me what’s it like?

  CANDICE

  The Spot is where all the cool kids hang out afterschool. They serve the best smoothies–

  Jerome pats his pockets– Empty!

  JEROME

  Oh man! I must have left my wallet in my locker–

  CANDICE

  Don’t worry, I’ve got it.

  JEROME

  Thanks Candice. I’ma pay you back.

  Candice lights up as–

  Jerome smiles smoothly on the drive to The Spot. Hours–

  LATER

  INT.DESMOND MANOR LIVING ROOM – EVENING

  SLAM! Nikki storms into Desmond Manor followed by RUMSFELD 61, a polished British servant in his driving uniform. Nikki’s Dad DONALD DESMOND, 45, jumps off the sofa to find out what’s got his daughter upset.

  DONALD

  Nikki, what happened? I thought Candice was driving you home–

  NIKKI

  Candice ditched me for a dude, that’s what happened.

  DONALD

  That’s cold.

  NIKKI

  Tell me about it. I only thought crap like that happened to guys.

  DONALD

  Well, honey dating is kind of a gray area–

  NIKKI

  It’s not supposed to be. I mean, we’re girls. We’re supposed to have each other’s backs–

  Rumsfeld chimes in with some words of wisdom.

  RUMSFELD

  Unfortunately, Miss Desmond all is fair in love and war.

  NIKKI

  What’s that supposed to mean?

  RUMSFELD

  It means anything goes when it comes to romantic relationships.

  NIKKI

  So it’s okay for friends to ditch friends in parking lots for a guy?

  RUMSFELD

  During a romance anything can happen. Oftentimes friendships can be strained, families become tense–

  NIKKI

  That’s not cool–

  DONALD

  That’s teenage love.

  NIKKI

  Sounds like it blows.

  DONALD

  That’s what you say now. Wait till you’re in it.

  NIKKI

  Still, I’d never ditch Candice for a dude. It’s just not done.

  DONALD

  Are you sure?

  NIKKI

  Hey, my car has four seats. I’d at least drop Candice off before I went off somewhere–

  DONALD

  That’s what you say now. Wait till some guy you like comes talking to you.

  NIKKI

  Not gonna happen to me.

  DONALD

  Why?

  NIKKI

  If guys make you this stupid, I don’t think I want to even start dating.

  Nikki sighs before telling everyone.

  NIKKI

  I’m gonna go do my homework. Tomorrow I definitely take my car to school.

  Nikki storms up the stairs. Nikki’s Dad turns to Rumsfeld–

  DONALD

  They’re so cute when they’re that young.

  RUMSFELD

  Unfortunately youth and naiveté can’t last forever. The time will come when Miss Desmond becomes the interest of some gentleman caller–

  Nikki’s Dad shakes his head.

  DONALD

  I don’t’ even want to think about it Rumsfeld. The arguments, the yelling, the crying–

  RUMSFELD

  The headaches. Perhaps I should contact the druggist in advance about having a supply of aspirin available–

  DONALD

  I have a case in my medicine cabinet just for the “You just don’t understand anything” and “But we’re in love” speech.

  Nikki’s Dad and Rumsfeld laugh as the–

  NEXT DAY

  exT. BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL PARKING LOT – MORNING

  Nikki drives her red Mercedes convertible on the lot. She parks in the spot next to–

  CANDICE’S MIATA

  And grimaces at–

  The Discman left in the front seat. She picks it up and heads into the–

  INT. BEVERLY HILLS HIGH SCHOOL HALLWAY – MORNING

  Bustling with students. She spots Candice–

  And presents her with the Discman. Candice frowns.

  NIKKI

  You left your Discman in your car.

  Candice lights up and quickly takes the Discman from Nikki and stuffs it in her locker.

  CANDICE

  Oh, that’s Jerome’s.

  Nikki rolls her eyes as Candice closes her locker.

  NIKKI

  You drove him to school!

  CANDICE

  I drive you to school–

  NIKKI

  To save time. Where is dude’s car?

  CANDICE

  I don’t know–

  NIKKI

  Something is wrong with this guy–

  CANDICE

  You just don’t like him because he’s from Orange County–

  NIKKI

  Look, people from the O.C. are wanna-bes. They wanna be like people from L.A., but they’re not.

  CANDICE

  You’re no L.A. native yourself Ms. Born and Raised in New York City–

  NIKKI

  I told you I’m not just a New Yorker. I’m Bi– Costal.

  CANDICE

  You’re gonna be by yourself if you keep dissing Jerome–

  NIKKI

  Seriously, dude is not adding up right. How can the son of an executive not have his own car?

  Candice has had enough. She glares at Nikki–

  CANDICE

  I finally meet a guy who likes me and you have to crap on him. Why can’t you just be happy for me?

  NIKKI

  Candice, I just want you to be careful with this guy. You just met him yesterday–

  CANDICE

  No, you want me to be with a guy who fits your snobby materialistic standards. Well, not every guy out here can be what you want them to be.

  NIKKI

  Candice–

  CANDICE

  Look, if you don’t like Jerome, then you don’t have to hang around us.

  A resigned Nikki heads down the hall to class. Hours–

  LATER

  INT. BEVERLY HILLS HIGH CAFETERIA – AFTERNOON

  The social hub is abuzz with gossip and games over burgers and fries. Candice anxiously waits at the entrance as–

  Jerome strolls in. Candice greets her man with a kiss.

  JEROME

  What up girl?

  CANDICE

  Just waiting for you Romey.

  Jerome flashes a smooth smile at Candice as they head over to the–

  CONCESSION STAND

  JEROME

  So what do you want baby?

  Candice contemplates menu options as–

  Nikki strolls over behind her. She’s about to apologize when–

  CANDICE

  I think I’ll have a pizza pocket, some onion rings, a pack of cookies, and a coke–

  Jerome reaches into his pocket for his wallet and comes up with lint. Nikki rolls her eyes as he makes an excuse.

  JEROME

  Oh man, I left my wallet in my locker again. Just let me go get it–

  Candice smiles and opens her backpack. A concerned Nikki–

  CANDICE

  Don’t worry. I’ve got you. Order anything you want.

  JEROME

  Cool. I’ll pay you back at the movies Saturday afternoon.

  Grabs Candice and asks–

  NIKKI

  Candice, can I see you for a minute?

  Candice frow
ns and hands Jerome her money–

  CANDICE

  I’ll be right back. Romey. Gotta go talk to my girl about some business.

  Candice follows Nikki over to–

  A PRIVATE CORNER IN THE CAFETERIA

  Where she expresses her concerns.

  NIKKI

  Don’t tell me you’re falling for this.

  CANDICE

  He promised to pay me back at the movies. I can help him out–

  NIKKI

  Yeah. I heard. Dude just drive-by-dated you–

  CANDICE

  He did not just drive-by-date me–

  NIKKI

  He got you to pay for stuff with promises of payback at a date in the future where he’ll conveniently forget his wallet again. Come on get the ring out of your nose Candice–

  Candice has had enough She glares at Nikki and tells her–

  CANDICE

  Oh so you know what’s in his wallet now?

  NIKKI

  How many sons of executives do you know who don’t bring their wallets to lunch? Oh wait– He probably left it in the car that isn’t here–

  CANDICE

  Just like I’m gonna leave you here.

  NIKKI

  Candice–

  CANDICE

  Don’t sit at our table.

  Candice storms back to the concession stand. Nikki decides she’s lost her appetite and heads over to a table in the corner and broods as she watches–

  The lovebirds head to a table to feed each other. 45 minutes–

  LATER

  BRRRING! The bell rings–

  And Nikki joins the lunch crowd as they file out of the cafeteria into the–

  HALLWAY

  Where Candice and Jerome kiss.

  CANDICE

  Catch you outside of the parking lot. We’ll get smoothies at The Spot. We’ll get Strawberry Peach Vanilla. Your favorite.

  Jerome gives the smitten Candice a sad look.

  JEROME

  Nah, I got to be at afterschool tutoring today.

  CANDICE

  Well, I’ll wait for you–

  JEROME

  Nah, it’s gonna run late. I probably won’t get out until six–

  CANDICE

  Well, how are you gonna get home?

  JEROME

  Don’t worry. I’ll get a cab–

  Candice reaches into her purse and hands Jerome $20.

  CANDICE

  This should get you home.

  Jerome gives Candice a kiss.

  JEROME

  You so sweet. I’ma pay you back–

  CANDICE

  Don’t worry. I take care of my man.

  Candice skips on to class. Jerome walks down the corridor up to the–

  SECOND FLOOR

  And turns the corner passing by–

  ANOTHER STAIRCASE

  Where Nikki walks out into the hallway. She notices–

  Jerome strolling down the hall. She keeps her distance as he–

  meets up with RHONDA BENNETT, 16, a foine sista in trendy clothes. He puts on his smooth operator grin as–

  Rhonda gives him amorous eyes. He embraces her tightly as Nikki frowns and–

  Hides behind some lockers to eavesdrop. Across the hall–

  Rhonda and Jerome kiss.

  JEROME

  S’up Rhonda girl?

  RHONDA

  I miss you Romey. Where you been?

  JEROME

  You know I got classes in the South Building now.

  RHONDA

  I know. It’s like you never have time for me–

  JEROME

  I hear you baby. But they cancelled my Trig class this afternoon so we can meet up afterschool. I know this place that serves some really nice smoothies over on Ventura. You’ll love the Strawberry Peach Vanilla flavor–

  Rhonda gives Jerome a look.

  RHONDA

  And where did you get money for smoothies all of a sudden? I thought you spent all your money on that book for English class–

  Jerome pulls out Candice’s $20. Nikki frowns.

  JEROME

  Well, one of my boys from my American History class hooked me up for helping him fix his computer yesterday.

  RHONDA

  And which one of your boys got money like that? Them dudes is broker than you–

  JEROME

  Nah, this is a new dude from the South Building. He’s the son of a doctor. He got it like that to just give a dude $20 like it’s nothing.

  RHONDA

  Don’t you think that’s taking advantage of him?

  JEROME

  If he’s cool enough to have it like that, then we should enjoy the benefits.

  Jerome seals the date with a kiss as they break the embrace–

  JEROME

  Meet you at your parking space after eighth period.

  Jerome saunters into a nearby classroom as Rhonda walks down the hall past Nikki–

  Who is disgusted. She heads down the hall to class contemplating how to help Candice–

  AFTERSCHOOL

  EXT. BEVERLY HILLS HIGH PARKING LOT – AFTERNOON

  Candice approaches her car. Nikki rushes behind her as she’s sticking her keys in her car door. Candice glares at Nikki–

  NIKKI

  Candice, I need to talk to you.

  CANDICE

  Unless you’re here to say sorry, I don’t want to hear anything you have to say.

  NIKKI

  Look, I just saw Jerome with another girl–

  Candice gives Nikki Jerome’s official story.

  CANDICE

  Jerome is going to tutoring right now–

  NIKKI

  No, he’s going to The Spot with some Rhonda chick–

  Candice huffs a sigh.

  CANDICE

  I can’t believe this! You’re gonna make up stuff because you don’t like what neighborhood Jerome comes from–

  NIKKI

  I’m not lying on him. I know what I saw after lunch–

  CANDICE

  And I know what I’m seeing right now. You’re jealous.

  NIKKI

  What do I have to be jealous of? He’s a cheater–

  CANDICE

  The fact that I have a man and you can’t get one of your own–

  NIKKI

  Me jealous of you? Please. Candice, you’re letting this dude get in your head–

  Candice loses it. Out of nowhere–

  SLAP! She backhands Nikki across the cheek. Nikki crashes to the ground. A crowd forms as–

  CANDICE

  Oh I’m out my mind now because I see the truth about you?

  A shocked Nikki jumps off the ground She’s hot.

  NIKKI

  Truth? I’m trying to help you–

  CANDICE

  No, you’re trying to help yourself like you always do.

  NIKKI

  Help myself? I don’t want to see you get hurt by this guy–

  CANDICE

  No, you only want me to hang around you so I can validate you and your snobby opinions. Well, guess what my world does not revolve around you exclusively!

  NIKKI

  Candice, you need to listen–

  CANDICE

  No, I need a new best friend.

  Nikki’s face turns gray as an angry Candice gets in her car starts it up and–

  SCREECH! She burns rubber as she pulls out of the parking lot. Students talk amongst themselves about what transpired, as–

  A resigned Nikki holds her stinging cheek, gets in her Mercedes and heads back to–

  INT. DESMOND MANORLIVNG ROOM – AFTERNOON

  Where BAM! She storms into the living room. Her concerned Dad and Rumsfeld rush to her aid as they see her holding her stinging cheek.

  DONALD

  Nikki, what happened?

  NIKKI

  Candice bitchslapped me.

  RUMSFELD

  I’ll get some ice.

  Rum
sfeld Rushes into the kitchen. Nikki drops her bag and takes a seat on the sofa as her Dad gets some answers.

  DONALD

  Why would Candice hit you?

  NIKKI

  I saw this guy she’s dating with another girl. He was planning a date with her. When I told Candice about it she slapped me and said I was jealous of her–

  Nikki’s resigned Dad shakes his head as Rumsfeld comes out with an ice bag for Nikki’s cheek.

  RUMSFElD

  (Handing Nikki the bag of ice)

  Unfortunately that’s the usual reaction in these situations Miss Desmond.

  NIKKI

  So I’m not supposed to say anything?

  DONALD

  No, you did the right thing. People just never react the way you think they do in these types of situations.

  NIKKI

  I know. All’s fair in love and war. But when’s it gonna be fair to me? I’m the one trying to do the right thing here–

  RUMSFELD

  Is it fair what’s happening to Ms. Collins?

  NIKKI

  No. I want to help her see the truth about this poser but she dropped me as her best friend.

  DONALD

  The last time I checked it took two people to be friends.

  NIKKI

  What’s that supposed to mean?

  DONALD

  She may have given up on you, but you can’t give up on her. Right now Candice needs you.

  NIKKI

  She doesn’t want anything to do with me–

  DONALD

  That’s the teenage love talking.

  NIKKI

  Tell me about it. It’s not like she’s herself–

  RUMSFELD

  Teenage love will make one say and do things they never thought they’d be capable of Miss Desmond.

  NIKKI

  You guys make it sound like she’s on that stuff–

  DONALD

  Well, when the high from love wears off you’ll see she still cares about you. You have to care about her enough to see her through this.

  A resigned Nikki huffs a sigh and gets up off the sofa. Her father pats her on the back as he tells her–

  DONALD

  I’m really proud of you Nicole.

  NIKKI

  What’d I do?

  DONALD

  You’re thinking of someone else other than yourself. That shows a lot of character.

  NIKKI

  Great. Candice hates me and now you’re proud of me. How much worse can today get?

  Nikki’s Dad smiles at her.

  DONALD

  You’ll appreciate the lessons you’ve learned today when you’re older.

  NIKKI

  Y’know for once I’d like to get some benefits from all this character building now instead of later. Then it wouldn’t blow so much.

  DONALD

  But then you wouldn’t learn anything.

  NIKKI

  I think I’ve learned enough for today. I’m gonna go watch some TV.

  Nikki hands Rumsfeld the ice bag and shuffles up the stairs. The–

  NEXT DAY

  INT. BEVERLY MULTIPLEX TICKET BOOTH – AFTERNOON

  Nikki flying solo is dressed down in a black merino turtleneck sweater, blue jeans and Chelsea boots as she shuffles over to the ticket line. She’s contemplating her cinematic options when–

  Candice and Jerome stroll in holding hands. Candice rolls her eyes when she sees Nikki standing in front of them.

  CANDICE

  They don’t sell shampoo here.

  Nikki turns around to tell Candice–

  NIKKI

  Hey, my world doesn’t revolve around you either. I want to check out a movie I’ll check out a movie.

  CANDICE

  Just don’t sit in the same theater as us.

  NIKKI

  Not planning to.

  It’s Nikki’s turn to buy tickets. She has her money ready to pay and requests–

  NIKKI

  One for Isis.

  Nikki gets her ticket and heads over to the–

  Concession Stand

  A long line. She keeps an ear out as Candice–

  BACK AT THE TICKET BOOTH

  Picks a movie.

  CANDICE

  Two tickets for Isis. The 2:30 showing.

  Jerome reaches for his wallet–

  But comes up with lint.

  JEROME

  Oh man– I must have left that $20 on my dresser!

  Candice remembers what Nikki said and loses it.

  CANDICE

  You said you were gonna pay me back today–

  Jerome tries to smooth things over.

  JEROME

  I was sure I had that $20 on me. I was changing pants and–

  CANDICE

  I thought you left it on the dresser–

  JEROME

  And when I was changing the pants I put the money on the dresser.

  Candice glares at Nikki as she huffs a sigh and opens her purse.

  CANDICE

  Don’t worry I’ve got it.

  Jerome smiles and kisses her on the cheek.

  JEROME

  Thanks Baby girl.

  BACK AT THE Concession Stand

  Nikki lights up when–

  She hears Rhonda barking–

  RHONDA

  BABY GIRL! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR BABY GIRL!

  Jerome is in a Jam. He pastes on a nervous smile when–

  Rhonda storms towards the box office. She rolls her eyes at Candice as–

  RHONDA

  JEROME, WHO IS THIS?

  Jerome scrambles for an excuse.

  JEROME

  Rhonda– You wasn’t supposed to be here until tonght–

  RHONDA

  No, you told me to meet you here this afternoon yesterday at that overpriced smoothie place. Now who is this bougie heifer you got your arm around?

  A smooth operator in a rough situation, Jerome applies his macking skills and plays it off.

  JEROME

  Well, this is Candice. She’s a friend of mine–

  Candice snaps her eyes and tells Rhonda the truth.

  CANDICE

  Friend? Do not come here with that lie. I am not your friend. And who are you getting in my man’s face Ms. Thang?

  RHONDA

  I’m Rhonda Star, Jerome’s girl. And the question is: What are you doing with my man?

  CANDICE

  Your man? I’ve been seeing Jerome for the past week–

  RHONDA

  And I’ve been seeing him for the past two years Bougie Princess.

  CANDICE

  Who you calling bougie you Chicken Headed Skank?

  RHONDA

  Chicken Head? You the skank stepping to my man–

  CANDICE

  I’m about to step on you–

  RHONDA

  Girl, I’ll snatch that weave right out your head–

  It’s about to get South Central ugly in Beverly Hills as Candice and Rhonda get in each other’s face until–

  Nikki races off the concession line and pulls Candice away from Rhonda–

  CANDICE

  Get off me Nikki–

  NIKKI

  Don’t do this to yourself Candice. He’s not worth embarrassing yourself over.

  RHONDA

  Best listen to your girl Bougie Princess. He ain’t your man.

  Nikki turns to Rhonda and lets her have it with both barrels.

  NIKKI

  You shouldn’t make a fool out of yourself either.

  RHONDA

  What? I’m standing up for my man–

  NIKKI

  Is he standing up for you?

  Rhonda looks back to see–

  Jerome smiling in anticipation of watching the impending catfight. She scowls.

  NIKKI

  Come on, don’t do this to yourself Rhonda. Don’t embarrass yourself fighting over this O.C. Poser–

  Rhonda is shocked.
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  RHONDA

  O.C.? Jerome doesn’t come from the O.C. He’s from South Central.

  CANDICE

  Then why is he going to Beverly Hills High?

  RHONDA

  He’s only going to Beverly because he’s using his boss’ address as a home address.

  CANDICE

  But he told me he’s the son of an Apex Studios Executive–

  Rhonda laughs out loud.

  RHONDA

  Executive? Please. This boy is the son of a MAID who happens to work for an Apex Studios executive.

  Nikki smiles smugly about having her suspicions confirmed. An embarrassed Jerome feels small.

  NIKKI

  Told you. The fact that he didn’t have a car speaks volumes.

  Rhonda laughs again.

  RHONDA

  You got that right. If it wasn’t for me picking this boy up and taking him to and from school his behind would be riding around on the bus.

  NIKKI

  Maybe that’s why he can’t find his wallet. He doesn’t want you to see that BUS PASS in there!

  Nikki and Rhonda enjoy laughs at Jerome’s expense. Jerome tries to play it off–

  JEROME

  Well, ain’t nothing wrong with Los Angeles’ fine mass transit system. You meet a lot of interesting people on the bus.

  RHONDA

  And it look like you gonna be meeting a lot more of them in the future.

  Jerome’s eyes grow wide.

  JEROME

  You dumping me?

  RHONDA

  You dumped me the day you made a move on Candice. Like Nikki said, you are not worth me degrading myself over. Once a cheat always a cheat.

  JEROME

  So y’all gonna leave me out here like this?

  RHONDA

  The bus stop is on the corner. If you hurry, you might be able to catch it sometime today.

  Busted perpetrator Jerome hurries behind Rhonda as–

  JEROME

  Rhonda, come on baby, don’t do me like that. You know I love you. Candice don’t mean nothing to me–

  An embarrassed Candice turns to Nikki ready to apologize.

  CANDICE

  Thanks for having my back Nikki.

  NIKKI

  All may be fair in love and war, but it wasn’t right to leave you hanging out there.

  CANDICE

  Still, I did you wrong–

  NIKKI

  It’s okay. You were crushing on dude. When you’re like that you don’t think straight.

  CANDICE

  I’m just glad you were looking out for me. Man, I can’t believe how stupid I was–

  NIKKI

  Hey, it happens to everyone. All you can do is learn from it.

  CANDICE

  This another one of those character building events your father tells you that you’ll appreciate when you get older?

  NIKKI

  Unfortunately. So what are we doing tonight?

  CANDICE

  The same thing we do every Saturday Night Nicole. Watching movies and washing the dandruff out of our hair.

  Candice follows Nikki to the concession line as–

  FAde Out:

  The End

  ALL ABOUT NIKKI

  EPISODE 1.13

  “ALL ABOUT MOM”