And he gave a nod and a wink and a wave.

  And then he vanished too.

  I looked at Icarus.

  And Icarus looked at me.

  ‘That just leaves the two of us, kid,’ said I.

  And then there came a knock knock knocking at my office door and I could see a great big shadow on the frosted glass.

  ‘I think you’d better leave all the talking to me, kid,’ I said. ‘This will be my last bow. I’ve solved my final problem. After I’ve talked to the dame, Lazlo Woodbine Investigations is shutting up shop for good and all. I’ve had enough of this business.’

  Icarus smiled and stuck out his hand for a shake.

  ‘You’re a hero, brother,’ he said. ‘Put it there.’

  I smiled back at the kid in the way that only Woodbine can do.

  And then I shook my brother by the hand.

  THE VERY END

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  ROBERT RANKIN

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  East of Ealing

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  Web Site Story

  The Fandom of the Operator

  The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

  The Witches of Chiswick

  Knees Up Mother Earth

  The Brightonomicon

  The Toyminator

  The Da-da-de-da-da Code

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  Illustrated works:

  The Bumper Book of Ficts written by Neil Gardner

  EMPIRES

  E-book edition cover illustration by Robert Rankin

  Additional editing and art direction, trans-perambulations of pseudo-cosmic shanty batter, snurfings of the Narfax, elliptical navigations through the aethyrs of Avalon and a well-made Snowball with three ice cubes in it to finish the day’s work with: Rachel Hayward

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