~~LEON LECTURES~~
Our adored Lady Yarn has recently returned from her expedition to Sudden Bluff. I am filling in for her and filling her in on all that happened during her absence. Yarn is…preoccupied at the moment with a few discoveries she made whilst visiting earth.
I am hovering over the edge of the bluff in the deep valley. I finally have cause to wear a mask of my own, a cloaking device really, and I do so enjoy being invisible.
The Fester Tails and I are working hard like Compassionate Citizens of the Universe and with a few more calculations, progammations, summations and altercations, I am sure we will find the answers we seek.
It won't be too long before we discover what tragedy has befallen Izzian's home planet; and then, hopefully, we can find a solution. If not, Izzian's little Goodwill Project on earth might end up lasting a long, long time.
Through my plascreen observations, I have been able to listen to the group's plan for revenge on the evil twins. In my opinion, it is the worst plan ever made, and I am the one that tried to patent flip flips for SpacePods...talk about bad plans.
Izzian was banking on the fact that the woods of Sudden Bluff were already eerie and spooky at night. Also, with all the crazy sounds and shapes lurking in the forest, he figured the twins would already be on edge.
They would each wear scary Halloween masks from Eliza's collection and sneak up near Lucas and Link's tree house. They would then lure the twins out into the open by tossing acorns against the tree house.
Once the twins were in sight, the group would bombard the two boys with eggs, and watch them run away like scared babies. Unfortunately, they were unable to locate eggs in the middle of the night, and no one wanted to risk getting caught breaking into their own refrigerators. Doubtful that eggs would have made much of a difference, but without eggs, the plan seemed even sillier.
Paksha would record the entire escapade, using the night vision feature on his video camera. Hopefully, if the plan worked as it should, the twins' reactions would translate hilariously onto video. Lucas and Link would be forever humiliated knowing the tape was safely stashed away if they ever got out of line again.
The plan was simple, really and there were those who'd argued it was a little too simple. But they didn't have much time until sunrise, and besides, nobody had any better ideas.
If all went as planned, Lucas and Link might totally embarrass themselves and pee their pants or scream for their mommy. Paksha's recording would be used as blackmail to keep the twins under control.
Although Eliza's collection of Halloween masks looks menacing enough, I doubt the twins will run away in fear. Honestly, even if it all works and Lucas and Link get captured on film screaming in terror, would that be enough to blackmail a bully?
Izzy and the gang have to take action, though, and that I understand. One gets rather tired of being bullied and no one will intentionally be hurt- maybe.
Better plans had no doubt been laid before this one, but for no better reason. And although lies had been told and feelings had been hurt, it was obvious that Izzy felt he could count on each of his allies until the end.
I'm just thankful to have a front row seat to the misadventures of the masked avengers.
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CHAPTER 27