as the last minutes,

  the last

  seconds

  rushed toward

  you.

  then to get on the

  route with the people

  and the dogs,

  to make the rounds

  on a new

  route,

  making your legs

  go,

  making your feet

  walk

  as the sun baked

  you alive,

  you fought through

  your first

  round

  with 6 or 7 more to

  go.

  never time for lunch,

  you’d get a write-up

  if you were 5 minutes

  late.

  a few too many writeups

  and you were

  finished,

  they moved you

  out.

  it was a living, a

  deathly

  living, to somehow

  finish your route,

  come in and often

  be told

  you were assigned

  to the night pickup

  run, another

  ball-buster.

  or

  if you got out of that

  to drive on in

  to your place

  to find your lady

  already drunk,

  dirty dishes in the

  sink,

  the dog unfed,

  the flowers unwatered,

  the bed

  unmade,

  the ashtrays full of

  punched-out

  lipstick-smeared

  cigarettes.

  then to get in the tub

  with a beer.

  you were no longer

  young,

  you were no longer

  anything,

  just worn down and

  out

  with your lady in the

  other room

  lisping inanities and

  insanities,

  pouring her glasses

  of cheap

  wine.

  you were always going

  to get rid of her,

  you were working on

  that,

  you were caught between

  the post office and

  her,

  it was the vise of

  death,

  each side crushing in

  upon you.

  “Jesus, baby, please,

  please, just shut up for

  a little while…”

  “ah, you asshole!

  what’re you doing in

  there, playing with

  yourself?”

  to come roaring out

  of that tub, all the impossibilities

  of that day and that life

  corkscrewing through you

  ripping away

  everything.

  out of that tub,

  a naked, roaring rocket

  of battered body and

  mind:

  “YOU GOD DAMNED WHORE,

  WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT

  ANYTHING?

  SITTING THERE ON YOUR

  DEAD ASS AND

  SUCKING AT THE VINO!”

  to rush into the other room,

  looking all about,

  the walls whirling,

  the entire world tilting in

  against you.

  “DON’T HIT ME! DON’T HIT

  ME!

  YOU’D HIT ME BUT YOU

  WOULDN’T HIT A

  MAN!”

  “HELL NO, I WOULDN’T

  HIT A MAN, YOU THINK

  I’M CRAZY?”

  to grab the bottle from

  her,

  to drain damn near

  half of it.

  to find another bottle,

  open it,

  pour a tall waterglass

  full,

  then to smash the glass

  against a

  wall,

  to explode it like

  that

  in purple glory.

  to find a new glass,

  sit down and pour a

  full one.

  she’d be quiet

  then.

  we’d drink an

  hour or so

  like that.

  then, to get

  dressed,

  cigarette dangling,

  you are feeling somewhat

  better.

  then you are moving

  toward the

  door.

  “hey! where the hell

  you going?”

  “I’m going to the fucking

  bar!”

  “not without me!

  not without me, buster!”

  “all right, get your ass

  into gear!”

  to walk there together.

  to get our stools.

  to sit before the long mirror.

  the mirror you always hated to

  look into.

  to tell the bartender,

  “vodka 7.”

  to have her tell the bartender,

  “scotch and water.”

  everything was far away

  then,

  the post office, the world,

  the past and the

  future.

  to have our drinks arrive.

  to take the first hit in the

  dark bar.

  life couldn’t get any

  better.

  the word

  there was Auden, I don’t remember

  which small room I first read him

  in

  and there was Spender and I don’t

  know which small room

  either

  and then there was Ezra

  and I remember that room,

  there was a torn screen

  that the flies came through

  and it was Los Angeles

  and the woman said to me,

  “Jesus Christ, you reading those

  Cantos again!”

  she liked e. e. cummings, though,

  she thought he was really

  good and she was

  right.

  I remember when I read Turgenev,

  though, I had just come out of the

  drunk tank and I was living

  alone

  and I thought he was really a

  subtle and funny son of a

  bitch.

  Hemingway I read everywhere,

  sometimes a few times over

  and he made me feel brave

  and tough

  until one day

  it all just stopped cold for me

  and worse than that,

  Ernie became an

  irritant.

  my Jeffers period was sometime

  in Los Angeles, some room, some

  job,

  the same woman was back

  and she said,

  “Jesus, how can you read this

  crap?”

  one time when she was gone

  I found many magazines

  under the bed.

  I pulled them out

  and found that the contents were

  all about murder

  and it was all about women

  who were tortured, killed,

  dismembered and so

  forth with the

  lurid photos

  in black and

  white.

  that stuff wasn’t for

  me.

  my first encounter with Henry

  Miller was via paperback

  on a bus through Arizona.

  he was great when he stuck

  to reality

  but when he got ethereal

  when he got to philosophizing

  he got as dry and boring as

  the passing

  landscape.

  I left him in the men’s crapper
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  at a hamburger

  stop.

  I got hold of Celine’s Journey

  and read it straight through

  while in bed eating crackers.

  I kept reading, eating the

  crackers and reading, reading,

  laughing out loud,

  thinking, at last I’ve met a man

  who writes better than

  I.

  I finished the book and then

  drank much water.

  the crackers swelled up

  inside of me

  and I got the worst

  god damned stomach

  ache of my

  life.

  I was living with my first

  wife.

  she worked for the L.A.

  Sheriff’s Dept.

  and she came in to

  find me doubled up

  and moaning.

  “Oh, what happened?”

  “I’ve just read the world’s

  greatest

  writer!”

  “But you said you were.”

  “I’m second, baby…”

  I read F. D.’s Notes from the

  Underground

  in a small El Paso

  library

  after sleeping the night

  on a park bench

  during a sand

  storm.

  after reading that book

  I knew I had a long way

  to go as a

  writer.

  I don’t know where I read

  T. S. Eliot.

  he made a small dent

  which soon ironed

  out.

  there were many rooms,

  many books,

  D. H. Lawrence, Gorky,

  A. Huxley, Sherwood

  Anderson, Sinclair Lewis,

  James Thurber, Dos Passos,

  etc

  Kafka.

  Schopenhauer, Nietzsche,

  Rabelais.

  Hamsun.

  as a very young man

  I worked as a shipping clerk,

  made the bars at

  night,

  came into the roominghouse,

  went to bed

  and read the

  books.

  I had 3 or 4 of them in

  bed with me (what a

  man!) and then I would

  sleep.

  my landlady finally told

  me, “You know, you read those

  books in bed and about every

  hour or so one of them will

  fall to the floor.

  You are keeping everybody

  awake!”

  (I was on the 3rd floor.)

  what days and nights those

  were.

  now I can’t read anything,

  not even the newspaper.

  and, of course, I can’t watch

  tv except for the boxing

  matches.

  I do hear some news

  on the car radio

  while driving the freeway

  and waiting for the

  traffic

  reports.

  but you know, my former

  life as a bibliophile, it

  possibly kept me from

  murdering somebody,

  myself

  included.

  it kept me from being an

  industrialist.

  it allowed me to endure

  some women

  that most men would never

  be able to live

  with.

  it gave me space, a

  pause.

  it helped me to write

  this

  (in this room,

  like the other rooms)

  perhaps for some young man

  now

  needing

  to laugh at the

  impossibilities

  which are here

  always

  after we are

  not.

  shooting the moon in the eye

  it was just a small room, no bathroom,

  hot plate, bed, 2 chairs, a bed, sink,

  phone in hall.

  I was on the 2nd floor of a hotel.

  I had a job.

  I got in about 6:30 p.m.

  and by 8 p.m.

  there would be 4 or 5 people

  in the room,

  all drunks,

  all drinking wine.

  sometimes there would be

  6 or 7.

  most of them sat on the

  bed.

  oh, there was a radio,

  we played the radio,

  drank and

  talked.

  it was strange, there was

  always a sense of

  excitement there,

  some laughter and

  sometimes serious

  arguments that were

  somewhat

  stupid.

  we were never asked

  to be quiet,

  the manager never

  bothered us,

  or the

  police.

  with an exception

  or two,

  there were no

  physical

  confrontations.

  I’d always call an

  end to the parties

  around 3 a.m.

  “ah, come on Hank!

  we’re just getting

  started!”

  “come on, come

  on, everybody

  out!”

  and,

  with an exception

  or two,

  I always slept

  without a

  lady.

  we called

  that place,

  the Hotel from

  Hell.

  I had no idea

  what we were

  trying to

  do.

  I think we were

  just celebrating

  being

  alive.

  that small room

  full of smoke and

  music and

  voices,

  night after night

  after

  night.

  the poor, the mad,

  the lost.

  we lit up that hotel

  with our twisted

  souls

  and it loved

  us.

  nirvana

  not much chance,

  completely cut loose from

  purpose,

  he was a young man

  riding a bus

  through North Carolina

  on the way to

  somewhere

  and it began to snow

  and the bus stopped

  at a little cafe

  in the hills

  and the passengers

  entered.

  he sat at the counter

  with the others,

  he ordered and the

  food arrived.

  the meal was

  particularly

  good

  and the

  coffee.

  the waitress was

  unlike the women

  he had

  known.

  she was unaffected,

  there was a natural

  humor which came

  from her.

  the fry cook said

  crazy things.

  the dishwasher,

  in back,

  laughed, a good

  clean

  pleasant

  laugh.

  the young man watched

  the snow through the

  windows.

  he wanted to stay

  in that cafe

  forever.

  the curious feeling

  swam through him

  that everything

  was

  beautiful

  there,

  that it would always


  stay beautiful

  there.

  then the bus driver

  told the passengers

  that it was time

  to board.

  the young man

  thought, I’ll just sit

  here, I’ll just stay

  here.

  but then

  he rose and followed

  the others into the

  bus.

  he found his seat

  and looked at the cafe

  through the bus

  window.

  then the bus moved

  off, down a curve,

  downward, out of

  the hills.

  the young man

  looked straight

  forward.

  he heard the other

  passengers

  speaking

  of other things,

  or they were

  reading

  or

  attempting to

  sleep.

  they had not

  noticed

  the

  magic.

  the young man

  put his head to

  one side,

  closed his

  eyes,

  pretended to

  sleep.

  there was nothing

  else to do—

  just listen to the

  sound of the

  engine,

  the sound of the

  tires

  in the

  snow.

  an invitation

  hey Chinaski: