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  This made no sense whatsoever!! There must be some sort of virus or something that affected my laptop. I say that because for the last month, I have received emails, regular inbox and spam, to a recipient named Phillip Kipling. Who the heck is that? For the record, my name is Harold Bains. No relation to the famous Chicago White Sox player. To continue that point, no one in my home goes by the name of Phillip or Kipling, with the closest being a copy of the poem by Rudyard Kipling. What was even more peculiar was the content of the emails.

  October 17, 2015

  From [email protected]

  To [email protected]:

  Phillip,

  Things are going very smoothly on our end. Everyone is standing and awaiting further orders, Sir.

  Ready,

  Brutus

  October 22, 2015

  From [email protected]

  To [email protected]:

  Commander,

  All stands in accordance with your directives. We welcome your signal.

  Ready,

  Ringo