October 27, 2015

  From [email protected]

  To [email protected]:

  Lord Byron,

  I figured you would like the title. As my most trusted advisor and long-time friend, your speaking out of turn is forgiven. But understand, it shall not occur again. I will not be questioned, even by someone as loyal and trustworthy as you have been. I am quite sure we understand each other. You do remember what happened in Evanston, IL? I know you do. Fear not, the date is October 31st. Stand ready and end all contact ‘til you hear from me.

  P. Kipling