Page 5 of Homebody

For the first time, the Duke Power guy showed some pleasure. Almost a smile. Probably wasn’t used to people doing part of the work. Or maybe he expected Don to do it wrong and it amused him. But Don wouldn’t do it wrong, and it would save him work, so it didn’t matter what he thought, and the best thing was, he didn’t say what he thought, just kept it to himself and that was right. He went right on and asked the next question. “Might as well run the line in through the same hole, as long as you got no need for the old cable.”

  And Don answered him. “Good enough for me.”

  By the time the cable was ready to hook in, Don had the panel box up and the old fuse box out of the way. When the guy started to attach the cable Don stepped back out of the way.

  “Ain’t hot yet,” said the guy.

  “And my gun ain’t loaded,” said Don.

  That earned him a grin. “I guess that means you don’t need the lecture about having a qualified electrician do all your wiring and shut off all the power before you touch this box.”

  “You can read me my rights, officer, but I’ve been through it all before.”

  The Duke Power guy shook his head and chuckled.

  Before he turned on the juice, he watched Don attach a single white electric cable to one of the breakers. Didn’t say a word while Don did it, which was high praise among workmen. Afterward he nodded down toward the other end of the coiled cable, which Don had attached to a junction box with a quadruple outlet.

  “Hundred feet?” asked the Duke Power guy.

  “Hundred and fifty,” said Don. “I won’t tell you how many extension cords I’ll be running off this thing.”

  “Good thing, cause I don’t want to know.”

  “It’ll be code before the inspection.” In other words, I won’t let you get in trouble for hooking me up with the wiring in this condition.

  “I seen one of these jobs once,” said the Duke Power guy. “Lath and plaster walls. Hope you ain’t planning on saving the original plaster.”

  “I believe in drywall,” said Don. “I’m renovating, not restoring.”

  “Have fun.” And that was it. The Duke Power guy got him to sign off on the job and he was gone. Guys in suits would have done lunch and exchanged business cards and promised each other a golf game.

  The cable trailing behind him, Don carried the junction box up the stairs to the ground floor. The basement access was in the apartment on the north side, by far the nicest of the units the house had been cut up into. The stairs led into the biggest kitchen, with a massive table that might have been the finest piece of furniture left in the house, if not for all the initials carved in it. Then there were two bedrooms off the narrow hall that led to the parlor in front—again, the largest of the parlors in the house. Don set down the junction box in that room, plugged a six-outlet power strip into it, and then plugged a worklight into that. He flipped it on and the room was filled with a harsh white light. The words from Genesis passed through his mind as they always did at such a time. Only it was Duke Power, not God, who said Let there be light. God didn’t bother much with light and dark anymore, Don figured. It had been a seven-day contract with no warranty. He finished a day early, collected his bonus, and walked away clean to let somebody else live with what he’d made. That’s how Don looked at God, at least for these last few years.

  Now that he had light, it was time to divide the firmament. Actually that was his dad’s old joke, to call furniture “firmament.” “Word doesn’t have any other meaning that anybody knows of,” he used to say, “so I can assign it to any meaning I want.” So it was furniture that Don moved, pulling it all up against the outside walls of the north parlor so it was out of the way. The cheap and filthy wall-to-wall carpet wasn’t worth saving, so Don had no qualms about taking his utility knife to it and baring all of the floor that didn’t have furniture piled on it. The floor underneath was what he expected—a badly beaten-up hardwood floor so solid and well made that it couldn’t be replaced today at any cost. This place had been built right.

  He rolled up the huge piece of old carpet and carried it outside and laid it on the grass next to the curb. Then he backed the truck up onto the lawn so he wouldn’t have to carry his tools so far. It took him about a dozen trips to get all the sacks and boxes of hardware in. He plugged in the cordless tools to freshen the charge.

  Three things were left in the back of the truck—the garbage can, the workbench, and his cot. The cot had to be last and the workbench was the heaviest thing, so he pulled out the huge Rubbermaid garbage can he had bought that morning and carried it around the outside of the house.

  He picked a spot near the back door. The really massive pile of trash would be established at the front curb where he had left the carpet, of course, but he had to have a place to throw leftover food and any dead animals he might find in the house; whatever would rot needed to be in a can with a lid.

  It was a hot afternoon, and all the carrying and walking had given him a light sweat. It felt good. So did the shade of the house and the tall looming hedge that cooled and scented the air and made the carriagehouse next door invisible. And at the end of the tall part of the hedge, there stood an old woman leaning on a rake, her white hair done up in a ragged bun that left strands wisping around her head like a halo, her face creased and cracked from a hundred suntans. A neighbor. And from the bright eagerness of her eyes, a talker. It was starting. But Don was raised right. He smiled and said hey.

  “Hey yourself, young man,” said the old woman. “Y’all fixin’ up the old Bellamy house or tearin’ it down?” Her accent was pure hillbilly, all Rs and twang.

  “House ain’t ready to die yet,” said Don.

  At once the old woman called out to somebody invisible behind the high hedge. “You was right, Miz Judy, the landlord’s gonna make this poor feller fix up the Bellamy house!” She turned back to Don. “I hope you don’t think a couple of locks on the doors are going to make you safe. Strange people go in and out of that house. It’s a nasty place!”

  What was she doing, trying to scare him into going away? That made no sense. The neighbors should be glad somebody was trying to fix it up.

  An old black woman now emerged from behind the hedge, leaning so deeply into her cane that Don wondered if she even had a hip. This must be Miz Judy.

  “I’ll bet you four bits, Miz Evvie, four bits says he’s bought the place hisself.”

  So the white woman was Miz Evvie. But of course those were names they called each other. Don knew better than to call them by name until he was given the right name to call.

  “Don’t be silly,” said the white woman. “People with money never do the work theirself.”

  Don hated to take sides. He remembered the story of the Trojan War in high school and how it all started because poor Paris got himself trapped into judging which goddess was most beautiful. Never get in the middle of arguments between women, that was the main theme of Homer, as far as Don ever cared—it was the only lesson that seemed to apply to the real world. These two old bats weren’t exactly Athena and Aphrodite—or was it Diana? Didn’t matter, it wasn’t going to be a beauty contest. Don was the only one with the answer to their bet and while he didn’t expect a war to start, he had a feeling that he was about to get himself roped into a lot of unwelcome conversations later. Oh well, couldn’t be helped. His mother would come back and haunt him if he wasn’t polite to old ladies.

  Directing himself to Miz Evvie, Don shook his head sadly and said, “You made yourself a bad bet, ma’am. I own the place, or I will as soon as we close.”

  Evvie turned to Judy and pounded the rake into the grass a couple of times. “Damn all! Damn upon damn!”

  At which Miz Judy seemed to take great offense. “Don’t you go swearin’ at me like some cheap hillbilly whore!”

  “Gladys told you, didn’t she!” said Evvie. “You’re a cheater!”

  “I never said Gladys didn’t tell me, now, did I?”

  “It ain’t sportin’ to bet
on a sure thing!”

  “I don’t know what you mean by sportin’,” murmured Miz Judy. “I’m having fun!”

  They were so caught up in their argument that they seemed to have forgotten all about Don. Maybe they wouldn’t be such bad neighbors after all—not if they did all their talking to each other. Don touched his forehead in farewell and made his way back to the pickup.

  The Black & Decker Workmate wasn’t all that heavy, really. He routinely carried loads of lumber or masonry much heavier and more awkward. What made it weigh so much was that he carried with it all the days and weeks and months of work that lay ahead. Sometimes that bench seemed like his best friend; he knew just how to use it, how it held things for him. And, like a best friend, sometimes he hated looking at it so bad he wanted to throw it out a window. Carrying it in meant the job was really going to happen and it made him tired.

  He brought it into the north parlor and set it up in the middle of the room where the overhead light would shine down over his left shoulder as he worked. He leaned on the bench and surveyed his new quarters. The jumble of furniture would be gone in a day or so. The room was the largest space he’d had to work in since he started doing old houses. The bare floor brought the warmth of wood to the room. Out the front window he could see the carpet lying between the sidewalk and the street and it looked like progress to him.

  The door leading to the entry hall stood ajar but because of a slight angle in the hanging it had creaked half shut every time he passed through it, so it still blocked his view of the front door. That was going to be a constant annoyance, having to open and close that door or walk around it all the time. So Don took out a screwdriver and popped the pins out of the cheap hinges. It was a sure thing this door wasn’t part of the original house—no doubt this space had been an arch when the house was first built, and the door was installed only when the place was cut up into apartments. As soon as the door was off the hinges the place looked better. The space flowed better.

  Don carried the door out to the sidewalk and laid it down on the carpet. Before, it had been just a carpet lying by the street. Now, with a door lying on it, it had become a junkpile. On another street the neighbors might have objected, but here it meant that somebody was taking trash out of the derelict house. That had to be a welcome sight to the neighbors.

  He was about to go back in when a Sable pulled up at the curb right in front of the new junkpile. It was Cindy Claybourne. She got out of the car in a smooth motion that Don found attractive precisely because it did not seem designed to make men watch her do it. It was more like she’d been bounced out of the car and hit the ground walking.

  “I’m glad I caught you here!” she said. “Hard to get in touch with somebody who’s got no phone.”

  “Not really,” said Don. “I’ll be here, mostly.”

  “That’s what I thought.” She glanced at the door and the roll of carpet. “Already clearing things out?”

  “Just my workspace,” he said. “I don’t do the hauling. Cheaper to have it done and get the junk out of my way.”

  “Well, I’m sure you can guess why I came by.”

  “Closing set?”

  “Since there’s no bank involved and you’re willing to trust the last title search, there was no reason for delay. Our lawyer fit you in tomorrow morning at nine, if that’s a good time.”

  “Fine with me.”

  “I mean, if that’s too early . . .”

  “I’m up at dawn most days,” he said. “Don’t like wasting daylight.”

  “Oh, right,” she said. “I guess it’ll be a while before they get the power hooked up.”

  “Duke Power came today,” said Don. “But I’m not using the house wiring so I still need daylight.”

  She nodded. Their business was done, but she was lingering. And truth to tell, he wasn’t all that eager for her to go. She kept looking at the house, not at him, and so he said the obvious thing. “Want to go inside?”

  “I don’t want to interrupt you if you’re busy.”

  “Done all I’m going to do today.” Which wasn’t true, exactly, so he corrected himself. “Except do a tour of the bathrooms, see which fixtures look to be usable maybe.”

  She grinned. “Can I come along on the tour?”

  “Not exactly what most women look forward to on their first date,” said Don. Then he wondered what she’d make of his joke. And then he wondered whether he was joking after all.

  “Don’t fool yourself,” she answered him. “Since women clean ninety percent of the bathrooms in America, we are endlessly fascinated with how the fixtures are working.”

  Don thought of how he had insisted that he was going to clean all the bathrooms in the house because no wife of his was going to have to kneel down and clean up any spots where maybe he splashed when he was peeing, but then one day he caught his wife down on her knees scrubbing the bathroom he had cleaned the night before. After that he gave up and left the job to her and just tried to aim straight. He figured it wasn’t that his wife liked doing the job, it’s that she felt like no man could be trusted to do it right. Never mind that Don was the meticulous one in the family. Must be a woman thing.

  He didn’t speak of any of this to Cindy, though. Nothing more pathetic than a divorced man who can’t stop talking about his ex-wife. Or was he a widower? When your ex-wife dies, does that count? Only if you still loved her, Don decided. Only if you grieved. And he was still too angry with her for that. The one he grieved for was his baby. Why didn’t they have a word for a father who’d lost his child?

  All this reflection only took a moment or two, but he realized that the hesitation had been obvious to Cindy and she was beginning to laugh off her request and excuse herself.

  “No, no,” he said. “I’ll be glad to take you on the grand tour of the plumbing.”

  She searched his face for a moment. He knew what she was looking for—some sign of interest on his part, some reassurance that his hesitation was not because he didn’t want to spend time with her. He had no idea what that sign would be or whether he gave it. He just turned toward the house and said “Come on” and when he got to the porch she was right behind him so whatever she was looking for she must have found it.

  Each of the downstairs apartments had its own bathroom, but the tubs were sludgy and filthy and the sinks had the streaking and wear that spoke of constant leaks. He’d leave the water off in those bathrooms, except maybe for the toilet in the north apartment, which would be the one most convenient to his workspace. He showed Cindy how there was no warping or staining of the floor around the toilet, so it wasn’t a leaker. “I’ll probably have to replace all the rubber parts in the tank, but that’s no big deal.”

  She nodded, but he could see that she didn’t much care for the brown gunk that lined the dry bowl up to the old waterline.

  “That’s not what you think,” said Don. He pulled a rag out of his pocket and wiped it away. Didn’t even take much rubbing. “I think it’s a kind of mildew or something that grew when they left the water standing here for a few years.” He tossed the rag on the floor.

  “I don’t envy you your job,” she said. “It looks to be hard and sweaty and unpleasant.”

  “Wouldn’t trade for yours, either,” he said. “Having to be nice to people all day.”

  She laughed. “That just shows you don’t know me.”

  “What, you aren’t nice?”

  “I’m legendary in my office as a real estate terrorist.”

  Don was puzzled. How could she stay in business if people didn’t like her?

  “No, no, don’t get the wrong idea,” she said. “I’m always cheerful and polite. But when it matters I say what I think—cheerfully and politely.”

  “And you’re in sales?”

  “It doesn’t require any skills,” she said.

  “Hardest skills of all.”

  “You think?”

  “I work in wood, I know what I’m getting. I can see the grain, I ca
n see the knots.”

  “People aren’t much different,” she said with a shrug.

  “Harder to read.”

  “Easier to bend.”

  Cramped together in that bathroom, neither of them willing to lean against anything because it was so dirty, they were so close together Don could feel her breath against his shirt, against his face, could smell her, a light perfume but behind that, her, a little musky maybe, but the womanliness of her almost hurt, it took him so much by surprise. He hadn’t been this close to a woman in a long time. And not just any woman, either. He liked her.

  “You bending me?” he asked.

  She smiled. “You feeling bent?”

  He knew it as if he was in a play and the script said They kiss. Now was the time for him to bend over—not that far, really—and kiss her. He even knew how it would feel, lips brushing lips, mouths melting softly against each other, not passionate but warm and sweet.

  “Better check upstairs to see if that bathroom has a usable shower,” he said.

  He could hardly believe he said it. But in fact, while he was standing there looking at her and wanting to kiss her, his mind had raced ahead: I can’t hold this woman close to me, I’m dirty and sweaty and I need a bath, she’ll be disgusted. And then he thought: Even if the water got hooked up right now, there’s probably not a shower I could use here. And so he blurted out the next thought and the moment passed.

  But it was a real moment, he could see that from the amused little crinkle in her eyes. “Sounds like you care about keeping clean, Mr. Lark,” she said.

  “Live in a truck long enough, a shower is like a miracle,” he said.

  She laughed. “A miracle with a drainhole.” Then she brushed past him and led the way out of the tight hot bathroom.

  Upstairs, the three apartments were smaller than the downstair ones, and they all shared a bathroom. Even when the house was first cut up into apartments it would have been an old-fashioned, cheap arrangement. By the time the house went vacant, it must have been hard to find anybody willing to put up with sharing. The bathroom was at the end of the hall, right at the back of the house.