In due course they reached the summit. Now Surprise could see that it was in the shape of a huge lion's head. At its top, between two peaks in the shape of ears, stood a castle. She realized that the castle was rather like an elaborate hat, or a crown.
There was no forest surrounding the castle. Instead the area seemed to have been burned. That signaled the nature of its occupant.
"Something maybe you should know," Woe Betide piped up. "Here there be monsters."
Che halted at the edge of the scorched plain. "You are a child, but of course possess the knowledge of your adult form, excluding matters restricted by the Adult Conspiracy. Your two adult forms have gotten widely around, naturally, in the course of their mischievous quests. What do you know about Lion Mountain?"
"That there is a deal between Pyra, Mistress of the Mask, and a number of male and female brutes." Woe spoke with solid vocabulary and syntax, another legacy of her wide background. "Whoever comes through the love lake will fall in love with the first creature of opposite gender seen. Pyra doesn't want that to be her, because for all she knows it could be a three-eyed troll, so she lets assorted monsters surround the castle, and any visitors will encounter one of them first, and fall in love. Then the monster gets to depart with its love-slave."
"But doesn't that tend to isolate Pyra?" Surprise asked.
"Sure. D. Vore once passed her way on other business, and she almost kissed him to death with fiery passion. She was so mad to learn he was already married to Xanth's most beautiful naga princess that she scorched all the furniture."
The other children tittered, and the peeve let out a loud caw-caw-caw. Startled, Surprise looked at them, and there were none. They had been left beyond the lake, and she had imagined their likely reaction. She would have to tame her half-guilty imagination.
"Warning taken, thank you," Che said. "With respect to both monsters and mistress." He glanced at Surprise. "Fortunately we shall be able to explain to both that we crossed the lake together, so our love is already taken despite the preemptive effect of the elixir."
That did seem to be a viable story, Surprise thought. But she suffered a twinge. She had thought that her love for Che was largely intellectual, in the centaur manner, but now realized that it wasn't limited to that. She wanted to hug him and kiss him and—
She stifled that thought. It was not Centaurly. She would suppress it and not say anything to him.
Then Che did a double take. "Woe! Why aren't you with the children?"
Surprise realized with a shock that she had checked on the two real children, and overlooked the illicit presence of the fake child. The distraction of the love elixir was really getting to her. Of course the demon could pop across, neither flying nor wading.
The child frowned cutely. "What, when the interesting stuff is occurring here? Not that anything really naughty has happened, yet."
Surprise pointed back the way they had come. "Back to the babysitter. Now." She put the last word into bold italics, making it irrefutable.
Woe popped off, leaving behind only a disgusted fading "Awww."
Che looked thoughtful. "Could she have been along, invisibly, during our lake dialogue?"
"It's possible. Fortunately we didn't say anything naughty, as she put it."
"Surely a severe disappointment," he agreed. "Now we must disappoint some monsters."
They resumed motion, trotting across the plain. Before long the monsters manifested, fanning out from the castle to intercept them. Soon two detached themselves and came forward, while the others hung back. Evidently they had a system to determine whose turn it was for love.
The two were a motley four-footed female griffin and a grotesque warty male winged dragon. Winged monsters—that made sense, since technically two winged monsters were approaching the castle.
"Sorry, folk," Che said. "We crossed together. We're not interested in any of you."
"Not at all," Surprise agreed.
The monsters sighed and gave way, as it was obviously true. Had the visitors been love-smitten, they would have immediately clasped their opposite numbers and proceeded to actions that would have freaked out Woe Betide, for all that her adult selves were thoroughly familiar with them. As it was, the only creature Surprise wanted to clasp was—
She damped that down to a smoldering remnant and made her way through the clustered monsters toward the crown-shaped castle. Che walked beside her.
A young woman appeared at the front gate. "Centaurs!" she exclaimed.
"I am Che, and my companion is Surprise," Che said. "We are effectively immune to the love elixir for obvious reasons. We have come for the Mask."
"I am Pyra, as you must know." A patina of flames danced about the woman's skin, thicker across her bosom and hips. That seemed to be her only clothing. Her hair was auburn, turning red at the ends. "You can't have the Mask."
"Perhaps we shall be able to persuade you that we have legitimate need of it," Che said smoothly.
"You couldn't use it even if you stole it."
"We wouldn't do that," Surprise protested.
Pyra considered, frowning. She did not seem at all friendly. "Come in and talk." She turned and walked into the castle, her body moving like flickering flame. It was a shapely effect, Surprise thought, for those who might like that type. Che did seem to be taking it in.
The center of the castle was a huge covered dome, with a pleasant garden growing inside. Nothing looked scorched. Evidently Pyra could control her temper when she had reason.
"This is very nice," Surprise said, looking around.
The woman thawed, for all that she had hardly been frozen. "Are you hungry?"
Surprise exchanged a surprised glance with Che. "We are," he said.
"The elixir does it. New love consumes energy. Wait here." Pyra went to a side chamber.
"Love consuming energy," Che remarked. "That is not something I anticipated, but there does seem to be a rationale."
"I, neither," Surprise agreed. But probably her energy was being expended trying to suppress the awkward feelings that were burgeoning. It wasn't that she didn't love her husband Umlaut, but that Che was here and fascinating. Knowing that the elixir was responsible helped only intellectually.
Che looked around. "This is a veritable garden of rarities. I recognize a number of obscure plants."
"It must be her hobby. She has time to give it full attention."
Pyra returned with a tray. "I do. Plants make excellent companions, demanding little, providing sweet flowers and tasty fruits." She set the tray on a stone table. "Baked apples, toasted buns, baked potatoes, roasted chestnuts, burned beans, boiling beverage—I'm afraid I'm not good with cold refreshments."
"These will certainly do," Che said, as the two of them attacked the meal with ferocious appetites.
"One man passed by here some time ago with the talent of growing plants on animals. He offered to grow some on the monsters, but I declined. So we don't have any plants here that rare."
"Surely just as well," Surprise agreed, suppressing a shudder. She didn't care even to visualize such a plant.
"It is not that I am possessive of the Mask," Pyra said as they ate. "Indeed, I wouldn't mind giving it up in exchange for a decent life with a worthwhile companion. It's that I am responsible for it, and until I find a successor, I must meet my responsibility. Someone who won't mind the isolation."
"That is understandable and worthy," Che said around a mouthful. "It is a potent device that could cause much mischief if wrongly used."
"It certainly could. That is why it is here. The isolation is to protect it, not me. But apart from that, you would have difficulty using it without considerable training. Like other powerful tools, it seems simple but is not simple to control."
Surprise noted that the woman was not at all as the demoness had described her, eagerly grabbing any available man. She was reasonable and lucid. That was an incidental warning: don't be too quick to trust what demons said. However, the news a
bout the monsters surrounding the castle had been accurate. So it wasn't smart to be too quick to disbelieve, either.
They caught up on their meal enough to abate their sudden hunger and discuss the matter with better attention. "Thank you for the excellent repast," Che said.
"That was very kind of you," Surprise said.
Pyra thawed further. "You're welcome. Do you wish to see the Mask now?"
Che elevated on eyebrow in an appealing way he had. "You do not hide it?"
"There is no need. No one else could use it, as I said, and few reach the castle unscathed. Here is the Mask." She lifted a square frame from the table beside the food tray.
"It was under our noses!" Surprise exclaimed.
Pyra shrugged, causing waves of fire to radiate from her shoulders. "As you see, this is a blank screen. That is deceptive. It is always active, but reverts to an everything state when not in use. What are you looking for?"
"My baby," Surprise said. "My human baby. I'm not really a centaur."
"I wondered. You did seem a bit emotional for that species, but of course centaurs vary, and the love elixir would stir up whatever passions you possess. But if you have a baby, how is it that you do not have it with you?"
"That is my frustration. The stork brought it, then concluded that I was not old enough, and took it away undelivered. Now I mean to find it and get it back, though I confess I don't see how some mask can help me."
"It is a Reality Mask. It should be easier to understand once I demonstrate it."
"Please do," Che said.
Pyra held the frame up before her so that her face was hidden behind its pane. "When and where did this occur?"
"This morning, at my home," Surprise said, bemused. "Where my parents Grundy Golem and Surprise Elf live."
"Golem residence, morning," Pyra murmured.
The panel glowed and became a picture of the Golem house. The peeve perched on a tree branch outside it, watching for passing strangers. "That's it!" Surprise cried.
"Fast forward," Pyra said.
The picture quivered. The bird zipped into the house. A monk chip scurried by at blinding velocity. Then a big bird plummeted down to the ground. It was the stork, with a bundle suspended from its beak.
"Normal time," Pyra said.
The stork slowed to regular motion, approaching the house. The door opened and Surprise stood there. There was a brief dialogue they couldn't hear, as the screen was soundless. Then the stork turned, spread its wings, and flew away, bearing its bundle.
"That was it," Surprise said, tears in her eyes. It seemed like an age since she lost her baby, but had been only a few hours. "But how can this—this mask—make such accurate pictures?"
"This is only part of its functioning," Pyra said. "It selects specified pictures, masking irrelevant ones. In this case I confined it to this reality." The image of the stork returned, this time unmoving, like a painted picture.
"This reality," Surprise echoed, remembering the discussion she had had with Che.
"Here is the same scene without masking." The screen became blank again.
"But it shows nothing!"
"No, it shows everything. All the realities. Now I shall mask out a number." Pyra paused, then spoke to the frame. "Mask all without storks."
The screen flickered, but remained opaque.
"Mask all without balks."
The screen became filled with tiny images of still storks. Surprise gazed at them, amazed anew.
"Mask all female storks."
Now half the number of pictures appeared, each twice the prior size.
"We can reduce it to a single picture, in a single reality," Pyra said. "But it will be the wrong picture, or the wrong reality, if the masking is not proper. Do you care to try it?"
Surprise knew better, but gambled. "Yes."
Pyra put the frame in her hands. "Try zeroing in on the same scene," she suggested.
The picture had reverted to blank. Now Surprise understood that this was actually a display of so many tiny pictures that each was the size of a dot. She had to reduce their number by masking out the irrelevant ones.
"Mask all storks," she said.
Nothing happened.
"What you have now is all the scenes that don't contain storks," Pyra explained. "An infinite number."
Oh. "Mask all without storks," Surprise said.
There seemed to be no change. There were too many with storks. "Mask all where the stork doesn't balk."
Now she got the myriad tiny pictures. But it wasn't the same; the house was gone. "What happened?"
"You allowed the scene to drift. You have to keep it steady with your hands, as it is responsive to motion of the frame."
Surprise realized that even copying what she had just seen, she was fouling up. How would she have done entirely on her own? "You're right; I'm not good at this," she said, handing the Mask back.
"It requires years of practice," Pyra said, laying it back down on the table. "I still don't have it perfectly."
"I don't have years! I have to do this in hours!" Surprise realized she was verging on hysteria, a human failing.
"I doubt I would do any better," Che said. "Pyra, what is your purpose?"
"Take me with you. I will operate the Mask." She picked up the frame and folded it so that it became a mere stick, and tucked it into her belt.
Surprise quailed. They had barely avoided having Azalea accompany them, and here was another. "The Good Magician said that only two adults could go on this mission. The rest had to be children, animals, or crossbreeds."
"You have only one adult human," Pyra said. "The centaur is a crossbreed."
"We're an established species!" Che protested.
"An established crossbreed species. But I suppose I could use the Mask to seek the man with the Numbers Validity talent."
"I don't understand," Surprise said, nettled.
"He works with numbers. He can make a limit of n work for n+1. If we consult him I'm sure he will validate the mission for three adults."
Surprise was blank, but Che, being a centaur, understood about n and n+1. It seemed it was indeed possible to make numbers perform. They would have to find some other way to dissuade the fire woman.
"But we expect to be going into unspecified danger," Che said. "The Good Magician indicated that aspects could be extremely ugly. Why would you want to face that?"
"Because I am tired of being cooped up here alone except for monsters," Pyra flared. They had to step back from her heat. "I want to get out and see Xanth, live life, find a good man to be with, and become a family woman. I don't know in what reality there may be someone for me, but I may find out if I visit several."
"Oh, I understand," Surprise said. "You're a woman."
"I'm a woman," Pyra agreed. "I need to act while I remain young enough."
"Can you not use the Mask to orient on suitable prospects?" Che asked.
"I can and have, often. But they are far away, and don't know I exist, and have girlfriends of their own. Most are in other realities, which I can see with the Mask but can't go to in person. You folk, I gather, have the means to cross realities."
"We do," Che said.
"That makes a difference, obviously. In any event, how can I know a man is right just by looking at him? His personality counts a lot. And even an ideal one may be turned off by my talent. What man desires a woman as hot as I am when aroused?" Now her whole body glowed with fire.
"Personal interaction counts considerably," Che agreed. "I believe you have made your case. Surprise?"
He was asking her agreement to bring Pyra along. The fiery one's plea was reasonable, and they did need her, but Surprise had trouble responding. This was a talented, shapely, mature woman. The last thing Surprise wanted was such a creature constantly near Che. She had turned Azalea down; Pyra was worse.
That brought her up short. Was she jealous of Pyra's possible influence on Che? As if they were rivals for his attention? He was marri
ed elsewhere and not interested in any such dalliances. She was letting the love elixir influence her unrealistically.
They were waiting for her answer. What else could she do? "Yes, she should come with us," she agreed.
"You agree," Pyra said, amazed.
Surprise did not care to elaborate on the reason for her hesitation. "It does make sense."
"But you are in love with Che, because of the elixir."
"In the centaur manner," Che said. "Which differs from the human manner. In addition, you are not seeking a centaur."
"I am seeking a suitable male. If that turned out to be a centaur, I would take him and find an accommodation spell."
"But not one who is married elsewhere."
"No, of course not," Pyra agreed. But it seemed to Surprise that there was an element of doubt. This could become complicated.
"What about your garden?" Che asked.
"The monsters will care for it. They like pretty things. They are ugly only to others; inside they can be beautiful. Those who have come and married some of them have fared better than others expected. The grounds and garden will be all right until my return."
"Return?" Surprise asked. "I thought you wanted to get away from here."
"Not exactly. I want to have a full life. I can do that here, with the right man. I simply need to go out and find him."
Che nodded. "Then you can ride one of us across the marsh so as not to touch the elixir. Thereafter we will repair to the Stork Works, where they have the ability to transfer across realities. We can use the Mask there to locate the one we require, then enter it personally. But I must warn you again that there may be danger. There are elements of this situation we do not understand."
"In short, you expect to have an adventure," Pyra said. "I think I will enjoy that."
"Perhaps." But he was grave. What did he know that he wasn't saying?
Before long they were on their way back across the lake. Surprise carried Pyra, who kept her feet well up clear of the water. They waded carefully so as not to splash.
"I confess I am impressed by the way you handle the elixir," Pyra said. "All others have been besotted by it."