You’re wondering how we are hooking young citizens like the ninja lover with our educational goods day after day? Like any do-gooder, we are forced to use a disguise—in our case, it is the storefront that conceals the tutoring workshop. Unsuspecting citizens believe that the Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co. has moved to the neighborhood and, if they are ever in need of a cape, they’ll find the storefront quite a convenience. We sell secret identity kits, anti-matter, a Fog Blaster, a wide variety of grappling hooks and utility belts (vintage to deluxe). It is a wildly successful ploy inspired by 826 Valencia, our predecessor sister organization in San Francisco with its writing center/pirate supply store. Somewhere between half and three quarters of our students started showing up for tutoring after visiting the Superhero Supply Co. They come to try out the cape-tester, they stay to get help writing their social studies reports. Besides being fun and practical—sales at the store support 826NYC’s programs—the store is kid-friendly and welcoming. One favorite feature is the secret door that separates the store from the writing lab. Waiting behind it? A secret lair of scholastic improvement! For knowledge is the true superpower.

  Along with tutoring, the writing center at 826NYC hosts other free educational events, most notably our workshops and field trips. Upcoming workshops include, for elementary and middle school students, chances to learn how to make pop-up books or write fairy tales (“Elves Under Your Bed,” that one is called); and for high school students, in-depth courses on how to write short stories or song lyrics as well as strategies for taking the SATs. That schedule actually paints a fairly accurate portrait of what the organization is about: It is possible and important to help students improve their scores on standardized tests (or write a better college entrance essay) while at the same time remembering that a love of writing and storytelling can come from pondering more whimsical questions about whether elves do or do not live under one’s bed and, let’s say they do, what would they say and how would they say it?

  As of the spring of 2005, we will be sending tutors into local public schools en masse. This will be a huge undertaking, helping potentially thousands of students develop better writing skills on a daily basis. And, because our interest in students’ potential extends beyond high school graduation, we hope to start awarding college scholarships.

  Our field trips are especially popular. We regularly host entire classes from New York City schools who show up for the day to write and publish a book. The students write the book together, save for the last page, which each student finishes alone. Then the book is illustrated, published, and bound, and each student goes home with his or her own copy complete with author photos and blurbs. Recent titles include The Swooshys Save the Day!, about married superheroes made of Swiss cheese, or Leafy Goes to School, about a maple tree “in the rainforest of Pennsylvania” who, along with her best friend, a dingo named Morris, encounters “Crabby the boy crab.” Toward the end, “Morris and Crabby ran as fast as they could but, out of nowhere, the aquarium keepers grabbed them and threw them in the recycling bin!” What more could one ask from a story than that—friendship, action, and a devotion to conserving natural resources. Perhaps David Sedaris will soon have a new favorite piece of short fiction?

  Visit us online at www.826nyc.org. And please stop by if you are in the neighborhood. Look for the Superhero Supply Store at 372 Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn, NY 11215.

  Ask Ted for directions to the secret door.

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