“You got a point.” The Weider retainer had seen me through numerous dry spells. “Hey, Alyx. Before we worry about anything else, are you here for your dad or you?”
“I’m not sure. He didn’t send me but he asked Manvil if they should think about calling you in. This thing will affect the brewery. He might’ve sent me if it ever occurred to him that a daughter could do something productive. I think he hasn’t sent for you just because he’s embarrassed to admit that he can’t handle everything himself. He’s still hoping he can get by without you but I think it’s been too late for that for days.”
I didn’t have a clue what it was all about yet. I glanced at Nicks.
Alyx told me, “Nicks is in it because my brother is in it and they’re engaged and she’s worried.”
What a cruel world it is where a beauty like Nicks wastes herself on a creature like Ty Weider. Though Nicks did not appear excited by her impending nuptials.
She is not. But she does not have the heart to disappoint two sets of parents who have had this alliance planned for twenty years. She has found ways to delay it several times. Now her time has run out.
“And Tinnie?”
“She’s my friend, Garrett. She’s just here to lend emotional support.”
A wise man would not now insist on subjecting all things to a rigorous scrutiny, Garrett.
I have lived with His Nibs so long that even his obscurantisms and obfuscations have begun to make sense. This time he was hanging a codicil on the rule about not looking too closely at politics, sausage manufacture, or the teeth of gift horses. Tinnie was here. I should enjoy that, not go picking the scabs off sores.
“All right. I still don’t have a clue. Start at the beginning and tell me everything, Alyx. Even if it doesn’t seem important.”
“Okay. It’s The Call.”
I sighed.
It would be.
Already I knew I wasn’t going to like any of this.
4
I asked, “What are they doing? Strong-arm stuff? Extortion?”
“Tinnie says you call it protection.”
I glanced at the professional redhead, so silent of late. At the moment she wasn’t into her favorite role deeply. “They tried it with my uncle, too.” She smiled nastily.
I worked for Willard Tate once. He was a tough old buzzard with a herd of relatives willing to do whatever he told them. He wouldn’t be threatened. “He sent them packing?”
Tinnie grinned. “You know Uncle Willard. Of course he did. Dared them to come back, too.”
“That might not have been too bright. Some human rights gangs are pretty wicked. Alyx. No. Both of you. Was it The Call specifically?”
The Call — as in “call to arms” — is Marengo North English’s gang and is the biggest, loudest, best financed, and most vigorously political of the war veterans’ groups. The Call includes a lot of wealthy, powerful men unhappy with the direction Karenta is drifting. As far as I knew The Call only raised funds by donation. But they might extend their reach if rowdier, more radical groups began to attract more recruits.
North English has a big ego and a personal agenda that’s never been clear.
Alyx said, “Yeah. No. I don’t know. They talked to Ty. He claimed he knew some of them. He said they told him Welder’s has to contribute five percent of gross receipts to the cause. And we’ll have to get rid of any employees who aren’t human.”
Ty is Alyx’s brother. One of three, all older than she is. Two of those three didn’t make it back from the Cantard in one piece. The other one didn’t make it back at all. I don’t like Ty Weider, though for no concrete reason. Maybe it’s his relentless bitterness. Though he has a right to be bitter. He gave up a leg for Karenta. The kingdom hasn’t given him much in return.
Ty is not unique. Far from it. Just look down any street. But he belongs to a family with wealth and influence. “Why would they take a run at Ty instead of your dad?”
“Daddy doesn’t spend much time with the business anymore. Momma is lots sicker. He stays with her. He only goes to the brewery maybe every other day and then mostly he only stays for a little while, talking to people he’s known a long time.”
“So Ty is more likely to bump into the public.” I glanced at the Dead Man. Was he mining the unspoken side of this? He didn’t send me a clue. That suggested Alyx was being as forthright as she knew how.
“Yes. But Mr. Heldermach and Mr. Klees are still in charge.”
“Of course.” Because Ty Weider is no brewmaster and not much of an executive. Because nobody at the brewery likes Ty. Because Heldermach and Klees are more than Weider employees. They are more nearly junior partners. Their investment in the brewery is skill and knowledge. Both operated their own breweries before consolidating with Weider.
The Weider empire isn’t just the big brewery downtown, it’s a combine of smaller places scattered throughout the city. Most were struggling when Weider took over and rooted out the inefficiencies and bad brewing policies that kept them from prospering.
The best brewmasters and best recipes stayed on.
“Mr. Heldermach and Mr. Klees were there when The Call talked to Ty.”
“They were?” I glanced at the Dead Man. He did not contradict Alyx.
Surprise, surprise. The moment she’d mentioned Ty as interlocuter I set a new conclusion-jumping distance record, figuring Ty for trying to scam his own dad.
I’m convinced Ty was at least marginally involved in the skimming operation whose breakup endeared me to Old Man Weider back when. That involved barrels of beer vanishing into thin air and becoming pure profit for those enterprising characters who used that method to reduce overhead in the tavern business. I spent months posing as a worker to unearth what I had. I never nailed Ty. What evidence I did find was all circumstantial and could have been explained away as easily by stupidity and gullibility as by evil intent. I never mentioned him to his father — which, maybe, was one of the services Weider had expected.
Whatever Ty’s role, I closed the brewery’s bleeding belly wound without any scandal. And I’ve kept the stitches from tearing loose again. For which the old man has been more than necessarily grateful. He’s kept me on that retainer ever since and even sends the occasional lonely keg of Reserve Dark over to spend the holidays.
Though the Dead Man would have explored any thoughts in the area already, I asked, “What do you think about Ty, Alex?”
“I try to make allowances. We all do. Because of his leg.” She wouldn’t look me in the eye.
“But?”
“Hmmm?”
“I hear a but. A reservation?”
Alyx glanced at Nicks. She looked like she thought she had said too much already. I glared at the Dead Man.
Bingo! She is concerned about Miss Nicholas’ feelings, Garrett.
“Huh? Why?” I blurted.
The Dead Man seemed amused. He is whenever I stick my foot into my mouth, though I hadn’t gotten a good taste of dirty old leather yet here.
Miss Weider conceals a considerable affection for her brother although she does understand why others find him unlikable. She has an even stronger regard for Miss Nicholas. They have been friends from childhood. Miss Weider will not knowingly cause her pain.
For her part, Miss Nicholas does not care to hear evil of her fiancé because she plans to accept this marriage despite having no desire to do so. She will not disappoint the expectations of so many. She consoles herself with the certain knowledge that Ty Weider, although no Prince Charming, stands to be one of the richest men in TunFaire. And the wait may not be protracted if there is substance to the cluster of fears infesting Miss Weider’s head.
I glanced at Nicks, remembered Ty. Money sure can get the blood moving, too.
Tinnie seemed to be getting sour. I was too introspective to suit her today. That was a problem most days as far as she was concerned. “All right, Alyx,” I said. “The Call made a threat. They don’t have a history of that but there is a
first time for every extortionist. What do you want me to do about it?”
“I want you to stop them but I don’t think you could do that by yourself, so I don’t really know.”
“I can be pretty persuasive.” Usually with Morley Dotes and Saucerhead Tharpe helping me drive my points home.
Alyx didn’t hear me. She was too busy talking. “I guess if there’s anything I really need it’s for you to watch out for Dad. He was pretty blunt in public when he heard about the demands. Somebody might want to make him an example.”
Exactly.
Tinnie said, “The men who came to our compound did claim to be from The Call.” The Tate clan manufactures footwear. They got rich making combat boots during the war. “But I don’t think they really were. They were too nervous.”
The Dead Man sent, I have compared the recollections of Miss Weider and Miss Tate and must submit the possibility that we have afoot several bold operators moving in where they believe they can score quickly by exploiting fear and hatred.
There’s nothing so holy some scroat won’t try to turn a few marks on it. “Somebody’s trying to scam the rich? They’ll have to stay way ahead of Marengo North English, then.”
And I kept right on having trouble getting my mind around the notion that a honey like Nicks would even talk to Ty Weider. Maybe I’d just always caught Ty at bad times. Maybe he wasn’t as hopeless as I thought.
5
“Have you done anything?” I asked Alyx. “Besides coming back here till you caught up with me? Did you talk it over with your dad? Or Ty? Or Manvil? Have they done anything?”
“I didn’t discuss it with them. Daddy would say it wasn’t proper for a lady to take an interest. But if I went to anybody, he’d want me to go to you. Ty, though, will get mad when he finds out. He doesn’t want outsiders around. He’s argued with Dad about you.”
Big surprise. But Ty’s likes and dislikes never were high on my list of concerns. “Think he’d cut off my supply of dark?”
Nobody got it. Not even the Dead Man, apparently. So much for a new career in comedy.
Ladies, you must excuse Garrett. The presence of so much loveliness in such tight quarters has disoriented him completely.
Sarky bastard.
Nicks jumped at the Dead Man’s first touch but settled down quickly. She had been forewarned.
Tinnie and Alyx showed the nonchalance of old hands.
His Nibs continued, And I cannot say I blame him this once. I am overwhelmed myself. And I was dead ages before any of you were born.
What a sweet-talker. “Thank you, Old Bones. Maybe if I shut my eyes and pretend I’m not a robust, hearty, virile young man whose special lady has shunned him mercilessly...”
You might consider supplying shovels, high-top boots, and nose plugs, Garrett.
“How sharper than a serpent’s tooth. My eyes are sealed. My breathing is almost normal.”
Nicks asked, “Is he always like this, Tinnie?”
“He’s pretty tame right now. Wait till he wakes up.”
“Not a tooth, teeth,” I grumbled. “Alyx. Did your dad take this seriously?”
“He’s worried. He’s been asking our employees what they think about The Call. He’s decided we won’t hire anybody but veterans.”
He never had. But that wouldn’t satisfy The Call. Although most human males are veterans not all veterans are human. And Weider never made a distinction. He wouldn’t now. He protects his employees like a she-wolf protects her young. Most give him complete loyalty in return. Me, I even drink his beer.
But there are always a rotten few who slip through any screen, or who are brought in by a big wormy apple already loafing in the barrel.
The ladies babbled on but I got nothing out of them. I turned to the Dead Man. He sent: They are frightened. Time is passing. Nothing has been done to disarm or appease The Call. Apparently there is a deadline unknown even to Miss Alyx.
Miss Alyx now, huh? I watched the Goddamn Parrot nibble out of Nicks’ fingers. “You want that critter, Nicks? Take him. Call him my wedding present.”
Alyx broke into laughter.
So maybe I’m not a complete bust as a comic. But it would help to know why they laugh.
“Sorry,” Alyx said. “But I had this picture of Mr. Big kibbitzing Ty and Nicks on their wedding night.”
That would be something. Unless they tied the bird into a gunnysack and hung the sack out a window. I glanced at Nicks.
She wasn’t smiling.
She looked like a young lady who didn’t believe in her future at all.
I couldn’t disagree with her. But I had that deep prejudice against Ty Weider.
She is an excellent actress, Garrett. Perhaps inside as well as out. Perhaps able to fool even herself. Even I see something different each time I look at her. I have to remind myself to recognize the surface.
“Interesting.”
Save your interest for Miss Tate.
“That was my plan.”
Stick to it. This matter will become complicated enough without adding the machinations of women scorned. He does not have a high estimation of the fairer species.
Tinnie, I noted, seemed to be daydreaming. Which meant she was communing with the Dead Man. He can do that. He has several distinct minds and can go several directions at once.
I asked Alyx, “Could there be trouble on the shop floor?”
“There’s always sympathy for The Call, anywhere you go.”
“I doubt they cheer The Call much in Ogre Town or Dwarf Fort or the elven neighborhoods. I haven’t seen many ratmen or pixies carrying banners in The Call’s parades.”
“Well, they wouldn’t, would they?”
Maybe there was some rightsist sympathy right there.
From the sounds of it somebody nonhuman was being real unsympathetic to human rights out front right now. The neighborhood attracts more than its share of political debates.
“Alyx. The guys who brought you. They going to hang around?” Some situations can’t be managed with cute and beautiful, a wiggle and a giggle.
“They went to lunch. They’re supposed to wait out front afterward.”
“Good. It’s starting to sound excitable out there.” The Dead Man evidently wasn’t interested in what was going on. He didn’t bother to report.
“We could stay till it quiets down.” Alyx winked.
“I couldn’t stand the heat. I’m about to melt down into a puddle of tallow now.”
Garrett.
“Garrett!”
“Ah, Tinnie me love. My hottest of flames. You’re awake after all.”
Tinnie gave Alyx a look of exasperation. How was she going to get me trained if even her friends encouraged my delinquencies?
Nicks stayed out of it. She concentrated on the Goddamn Parrot.
Except that when I glanced at her she winked, too.
Help.
They do it just to watch you crackle and fry like bacon left too long in too hot a pan.
6
The ladies departed, headed not for the brewery but Tinnie’s family compound. The Tates had to be hurting. The recent outbreak of peace had to be terrible for business.
That’s the trouble when some darn war goes on too long. Life begins to revolve around it. We live and die by it at home as much as do the soldiers on the battlefields. Now that the fighting is over, except for mopping-up exercises against the last of Glory Mooncalled’s raggedy-ass republican partisans, regiments are demobilizing as fast as the navy can haul them home.
These days many jobs belong to nonhumans because we humans went off to war and only a fraction returned. Today’s soldiers come home to find there’s nothing to come home to.
The door closed behind those three luscious behinds. I returned to the Dead Man’s room and settled into my own chair. The seat was still warm. A clash of perfumes hung in the air. I asked, “What’s your boy Glory Mooncalled up to?”
Years ago Mooncalled entered the war as a mercena
ry captain on the Venageti side. Though a successful campaigner, he failed to have been born into the ruling clique of sorcerers and nobles and so was treated badly. He resented that so much he changed sides. He spent the next decade embarrassing and picking off the men who had injured his pride.
His treatment by Karenta’s overlords was not much better. He got paid on time but received few honors, however dramatic his victories. He defected again. This time he collected the tribes of the Cantard under the banner of a republic that rejected both Karentine and Venageti territorial claims. He provided spankings to armies from both kingdoms.
But fate wasn’t kind. Karenta got some breaks. The Venageti collapsed. Karentine forces began exterminating the republicans.
The peoples of the Cantard immediately began migrating into Karenta, and especially to TunFaire, where their presence only adds to the social stress. Something I stumbled over during a recent case made me suspect that Mooncalled himself was now in TunFaire.
The Dead Man seemed disgruntled. In all likelihood he is fomenting disorder under the illusion that his past popularity still assures him support amongst the lower classes.
“You seem disappointed.”
Perhaps heroes are best kept at arm’s length. Up close their flaws are too easily seen.
The Goddamn Parrot had taken station on his shoulder. Nicks’ fault. She’d put him there. I hadn’t been able to talk her into taking the flashy little vulture with her.
The bird started to relieve himself.
He ended in a tangle amongst the mementos on the Dead Man’s knickknack shelves. He was so startled he could hardly squawk in parrotese. He got his feet under him, shook his head, took a tentative step, fell off the shelf, and smacked into the floor.
If that thing fails to survive please extend my deepest condolences to Mr. Dotes.
“Wow! What a great idea! Why didn’t I think of it before? I’m slow but I’m brilliant. I’ll tear him apart in here and blame it all on you. I’ll have Morley come over, see all the feathers and parrot shit, he’ll just shake his head and forget it. He won’t go getting into a feud with you.”