Chaturthi day.

  Dattanna would come every now and then to generally be of

  help and assistance. He was instrumental in getting

  Gullanna and Giri admitted to the St. Joseph’s Indian High

  School in Bangalore Cantonment. That was considered

  quite a good convent school for Indian boys. There was still

  a St. Joseph’s European High School meant only for

  Whites. Their school was some 5 miles away from home.

  On weekdays they would get a school bus to get there. But

  some times they would have Extra Classes over the

  weekends or they may miss their bus. Then they had to pack

  their rice-and-curd in tiffin carrier and trek all those 5 miles.

  So they both got bicycles. Gullanna a regular size and Giri a

  smaller one.

  Smaller it may be, but having ones own bicycle clearly put

  him in a higher category. He could even stick two fingers

  inside his mouth and whistle like a railway engine. What

  good was I? Would I ever be good enough to ride a bicycle?

  I told myself, if I ever grow up and make a lot of money, I

  would open a big school for all little boys to learn riding a

  bicycle. Cycling was easily the 3rd best choice for my

  profession after Airplane Pilot and Railway Engine Driver.

  Giri had a very mean teacher. Once Giri fell sick and

  submitted his homework assignment one day too late. The

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  teacher asked him to go sell it in the Russell Market. We all

  gave that teacher fellow, nickname ‘Russell Market’, then

  on.

  Roopa joined Kamala Bai’s Girls’ High School along with

  Vijayamchitti’s daughters Chingariakka and Mythili. It was

  quite a conservative girls-only school. I could never figure

  out what kind of a person this Kamala was, if she was both

  Boy and Girl? Why would my sister want to go to a school

  named after such a weirdo? But when you are barely 8, you

  know you are much smarter than these older folks are, but

  your ideas and opinions just don’t count. The elders just get

  by, riding roughshod over your immense wisdom by brute

  force. That was for sure. Like any nice girl hoping to get a

  good husband, she was given training in playing the Veena.

  Her music teacher would come every other day and the

  whole house would be full of noise. Sooner or later even I

  started to develop a taste for Carnatic classical music. It is

  hard not to do so, when you are held hostage to so much

  good culture thrust down your throat every other day.

  Psychologists call it the Stockholm Syndrome, I believe.

  Being the next younger sibling and a male, it had become

  my role to play her chaperon. Any time all the people had to

  go out when it was her tuition time, I had to stay home. You

  could never say what these music teachers could be up to.

  On our backyard a couple of Car garages were turned into a

  school for little neighborhood kids. I was sent there. After a

  few months I moved to another better school, Arya Vidya

  Shala, a mile away by foot. I started learning Kannada. I

  first had a tutor at home who was just too mean. He would

  make me read from a book and just doze. Then he would

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  suddenly wake up, call me very sweetly to come close to

  him. As I would go near him waiting to be appreciated, he

  would yell “My dear fellow, how come you have no brains

  whatsoever?” Once Akka caught him catching me by the

  ear and twisting it hard. That was the last we ever heard of

  him in our house. Then I got another tutor that was much

  better, except that he had the habit of using nasal snuff

  powder all the time and sneezing it on a handkerchief that

  needed washing very badly. I started liking the new school

  and had some good friends. My grades were generally

  picking up.

  After we moved out, Vijayamnchitti rented out half of her

  house to one Dr. Rama Iyer, an Ayurvedic doctor. He had

  boys of my age group, called Balu and Cheenu. We used to

  play cricket on the dusty road in front of our house and

  generally hang out together. I asked Balu once to teach me

  how to whistle like Giri did. He wanted 10 matchbox labels

  to do that. Despite bargaining and negotiating, he would not

  bring the price down below 8. There was no way I was

  going to pay that kind of a price. My matchbox labels were

  really of very superior quality and rarity. Ask anyone. At

  that tender age itself I learnt that technology did not come

  cheap and people who have it do not part with it easily. So I

  decided to go on my own. I tried hard to imitate what they

  were doing. All I got at the end of my effort was a lot of

  snort from my nostrils and bloated sinuses. I decided that

  whistling was not the be all or end all of life. Did Alexander

  the Great whistle when he was young? What about Erroll

  Flynn or Vijay Merchant or Frank Worrell? They were no

  whistlers either. They did pretty well in their lives did they

  not?

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  All this was a far cry from the kind of life we were used to.

  We thought people here were very mean and rude. The

  family savings were dwindling. Appanna thought of all

  kinds of avenues to keep himself gainfully engaged. He

  even applied for the job of a Meter Reader in the local

  Power Company. He was disqualified for he was overqualified.

  He wanted to put his remaining savings into a

  Restaurant business. That was too risky and none of us

  knew anything of running a restaurant. Then he decided to

  put some money into building another floor above our

  house so it could be rented out.

  The contractors and masons were again hard to get by. They

  were all totally corrupt and crooked. They had to be

  watched constantly and sometime things had to be done

  ourselves. Gullanna would go on his bicycle late at night

  looking for some wood or steel bars and then saw them for

  window frames. Crime and burglary was a constant threat.

  Once even as we were all at home, the house was

  burglarized at the middle of the night. The cops were totally

  incompetent and sometimes hand in glove with the

  criminals themselves. Even ordinary things like getting

  firewood for hot water or grocery for kitchen, had become

  one big relentless juggernaut. There was no decent mode of

  transport. The local buses were undependable, overcrowded

  and inconvenient. There used to be horse drawn carriages

  called Jutka. That would jostle along forever and haggling

  with that driver at the end of journey was more stressful

  than the whole journey itself. After a lot of thinking we

  finally indulged in the luxury of buying a radio. Paillard, a

  Swiss make multi-band Short-wave radio.

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  In the middle of all this it was found that Appanna had

  diabetes. Onc
e he was walking barefoot on the front yard

  and stepped on a rusty steel wire left over from a cracker

  during Deepawali festival. That wounded his foot and

  caused septic. In a course of time it got so bad that the

  Allopathic doctors decided that his foot would have to be

  amputated. That was indeed a very agonizing possibility

  and it seems Appanna even considered ending his life rather

  than do that. Then Dr. Rama Iyer next door took a look at it

  and asked if he could get a chance to cure it. He applied

  some indigenous leaves and pastes. Within 3 days

  everything got healed like nothing had ever happened.

  The upstairs was duly completed and let out as two

  tenements. We lived in half of the downstairs portion. The

  remaining half of downstairs was also let out as two

  tenements. That brought in some steady income. We were

  not destitute by any means. But there had been a precipitous

  fall in our living standard and style.

  This was going on and on for months without any end in

  sight.

  Then finally after more than 2 years of our coming to

  Bangalore, at the end of 1949, a letter arrived from long

  time friend called Chandan Singh Bharkatiya, now living in

  the city of Indore.

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  The Backdrop:

  In early 16th Century there was a Palace Revolt in

  Chittorgarh, the Capital of the Kingdom of Mewar. All

  members of the royal family were killed, excepting one.

  Infant prince Udai Singh was in the care of his wet nurse

  Pannadhai. She was looking after him along with her own

  infant son, as she heard the stomping footsteps of the on

  coming soldiers approaching these portions of royal

  chambers. The Usurpers wanted to eliminate the last of

  potential challengers to the throne. With great presence of

  mind, Pannadhai wrapped the little prince in a blanket and

  placed into a basket. She replaced him with her own infant

  son in the royal crib. After planting one final loving kiss on

  her own son, she fled with the basket.

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  Prince Udai Singh grew up incognito in the jungles and

  trained to become one fine soldier. He was able to raise an

  army with the help of his loyal followers and other nomadic

  tribes. Then he started looking for a place to establish a new

  capital city from where he could campaign to regain his lost

  kingdom. He traveled some 90 miles west of Chittorgarh

  and found a spot that was ideal, as if ordered by him. In the

  middle of the Aravalli Hills ranges was a large lake Pichola.

  He tied his horse to a stone by the lakeside and looked

  around. He knew then and there, that was his most perfect

  place. He was going to build heavy stone gates at strategic

  entry points to the valley, to prevent and be forewarned of

  unfriendly intruders. He would place observation posts on

  hilltops. The lake would provide wherewithal for any

  prolonged siege. The thick jungle blanketing the hills and

  valleys would also provide perfect hideout for his fledgling

  army. What more could he have asked for? Thus the city of

  Udaipur was founded.

  All the kings who succeeded Udai Singh built on what he

  had found first. They consolidated his gains by building

  more dams across the valleys to collect rain water into large

  reservoirs. To establish their authority, they built fortresses

  and palaces across this territory of nearly the size of

  England. However they were constantly struggling to

  maintain their independence from Invaders and Empire-

  builders from outside. The Maharana, as the kings of this

  state were called, made a treaty with the British, when the

  British subjugated the whole sub-continent. The Maharana

  was allowed to keep his internal autonomy pretty much

  intact. His government was even allowed to mint its own

  coins, which were valid legal tender along with the Indian

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  currency. In return, a British Resident was allowed to stay

  in the city, who acted as the ‘ears and eyes’ of the British

  Crown. Defense and External relations were within the

  overall jurisdiction of the British Viceroy.

  In the 1920’s British King George 5th held a Durbar at the

  newly inaugurated Indian Capital of New Delhi. Along with

  the other Indian Maharajahs and Nawabs, he invited

  Maharana Fateh Singh of Mewar. The Maharana was going

  to be conferred the titles of GCSI (Grand Commander Star

  of India) and KCIE (Knight Commander of Indian Empire).

  It was also symbolic of all the attending Princes accepting

  the hegemony of the British Monarch by paying their

  obeisance. In the last four Centuries, Maharanas of Mewar

  had taken the vow of never going to Delhi and offer

  obeisance to any Emperor, not even to the Grand Moguls.

  Was the Maharana going to do that now? The Maharana

  politely informed of his inability to attend the Durbar due to

  ‘indisposition’. The British sent an Emissary to deliver the

  titles to him at Udaipur. The Maharana gave audience to the

  Emissary and received the honors. After the Emissary left,

  His Highness directed that the Sash and Insignia be put on

  his favorite horse.

  Maharana Fateh Singh was very wary of foreign influence

  on his Kingdom. He guarded age-old traditions very

  jealously. He himself moved around on horseback when

  outside his state, people used for transportation a new

  innovation called automobile.

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  One night the Maharana went to bed wondering why the

  soup he had for dinner tasted a little different. He never

  woke up to find out the reason.

  Short-circuit in the Network:

  Fateh Singh was succeeded by his son Bhupal Singh to the

  throne. He was mentally very competent but was paraplegic

  below the waist, being a victim of polio in childhood. The

  new Maharana was more liberal. He opened up his territory

  to some modern technology. He laid railways connecting

  Udaipur to major cities. He built roads and imported cars.

  Besides opening schools and colleges for boys and girls, he

  also introduced electricity by establishing a Power Utility

  company named after him. That was primarily meant for

  supplying electric power to his palaces. Excess capacity

  was sold to general public. As the demand for electricity

  started to grow with the growth of the city, his government

  soon realized that they could not manage this company

  efficiently by themselves anymore. They invited bids from

  outside parties for buying and managing this company.

  Suganmal Bhandari was the Chairman and principal

  stockholder of Nandlal Bhandari & Co., in Indore. This

  company was basically in the Textile industry. They were

  looking for opportunities to diversify
and expand into other

  territories. With lots of construction activities going on in

  Udaipur, they wanted to get a foot inside the doors of

  Maharana’s government, so they may exploit business

  opportunities there. With this in mind, they put in their bid

  for this Power Utility company, even though they had no

  experience in that field. As luck would have it, their bid was

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  accepted. They were landed with this baby, with which they

  had no idea what to do. Suganmal happened to mention his

  predicament to another business friend of his Chandan

  Singh Bharkatiya, while making polite social conversation.

  Chandan Singh responded by saying, he knew just the right

  person who could help him out. Thus came about that letter

  from Chandan Singh to Appanna at the end of 1949.

  Appanna went to Indore in response. After meeting with

  Suganmal and Chandan Singh, in January of 1950, he

  accepted the position of Chief Engineer and Manager of

  Maharana Bhupal Electric Supply Co., Ltd., in Udaipur

  (Rajasthan). When he returned from Indore, Appanna came

  laden with presents for all of us. I saw the card in the leather

  writing pad he brought for Akka. It read “To TDO”. The

  acronym stood for “The Dear One”. He went to Udaipur

  alone to take over his new charge and make arrangements

  for rest of us to join him. Our schools were still on and the

  annual exams would not be over for another 3 months. On

  April 24th 1950 we all boarded the train from Bangalore for

  Udaipur. Happy days were going to be here again.

  Putting the Pieces Back Together:

  We started regaining the old luster in our life-style. We had

  a nice house with servants, cooks and car with chauffeur. In

  the beginning this place was so unspoiled that they even had

  not heard of that ubiquitous scourge called Income Tax.

  People were very simple minded and innocent. Vegetable

  vendors did not know about weighing and counting. You

  handed over a fistful of coins and she would shove a big

 
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