dividends. Home life is always enough. And, after all, it was the general
   assumption of his age. The 'genteel sufficiency', the 'competence', the
   'gentleman of independent means' (or 'in easy circumstances')--the very
   phrases tell one all about the strange, empty dream of the eighteenth- and
   nineteenth-century middle bourgeoisie. It was a dream of COMPLETE
   IDLENESS. Charles Reade conveys its spirit perfectly in the ending of
   HARD CASH. Alfred Hardie, hero of HARD CASH, is the typical
   nineteenth-century novel-hero (public-school style), with gifts which
   Reade describes as amounting to 'genius'. He is an old Etonian and a
   scholar of Oxford, he knows most of the Greek and Latin classics by
   heart, he can box with prizefighters and win the Diamond Sculls at
   Henley. He goes through incredible adventures in which, of course, he
   behaves with faultless heroism, and then, at the age of twenty-five, he
   inherits a fortune, marries his Julia Dodd and settles down in the
   suburbs of Liverpool, in the same house as his parents-in-law:
   They all lived together at Albion Villa, thanks to Alfred...Oh, you
   happy little villa! You were as like Paradise as any mortal dwelling can
   be. A day came, however, when your walls could no longer hold all the
   happy inmates. Julia presented Alfred with a lovely boy; enter two nurses
   and the villa showed symptoms of bursting. Two months more, and Alfred
   and his wife overflowed into the next villa. It was but twenty yards off;
   and there was a double reason for the migration. As often happens after a
   long separation, Heaven bestowed on Captain and Mrs. Dodd another infant
   to play about their knees, etc. etc. etc.
   This is the type of the Victorian happy ending--a vision of a huge,
   loving family of three or four generations, all crammed together in the
   same house and constantly multiplying, like a bed of oysters. What is
   striking about it is the utterly soft, sheltered, effortless life that it
   implies. It is not even a violent idleness, like Squire Western's.
   That is the significance of Dickens's urban background and his
   non interest in the blackguardly-sporting military side of life. His
   heroes, once they had come into money and 'settled down', would not only
   do no work; they would not even ride, hunt, shoot, fight duels, elope
   with actresses or lose money at the races. They would simply live at home
   in feather-bed respectability, and preferably next door to a
   blood-relation living exactly the same life:
   The first act of Nicholas, when he became a rich and prosperous merchant,
   was to buy his father's old house. As time crept on, and there came
   gradually about him a group of lovely children, it was altered and
   enlarged; but none of the old rooms were ever pulled down, no old tree
   was ever rooted up, nothing with which there was any association of
   bygone times was ever removed or changed.
   Within a stone's-throw was another retreat enlivened by children's
   pleasant voices too; and here was Kate...the same true, gentle creature,
   the same fond sister, the same in the love of all about her, as in her
   girlish days.
   It is the same incestuous atmosphere as in the passage quoted from Reade.
   And evidently this is Dickens's ideal ending. It is perfectly attained in
   NICHOLAS NICKLEBY, MARTIN CHUZZLEWIT and PICKWICK, and it is approximated
   to in varying degrees in almost all the others. The exceptions are HARD
   TIMES and GREAT EXPECTATIONS--the latter actually has a 'happy ending',
   but it contradicts the general tendency of the book, and it was put in at
   the request of Bulwer Lytton.
   The ideal to be striven after, then, appears to be something like this: a
   hundred thousand pounds, a quaint old house with plenty of ivy on it, a
   sweetly womanly wife, a horde of children, and no work. Everything is
   safe, soft, peaceful and, above all, domestic. In the moss-grown
   churchyard down the road are the graves of the loved ones who passed away
   before the happy ending happened. The servants are comic and feudal, the
   children prattle round your feet, the old friends sit at your fireside,
   talking of past days, there is the endless succession of enormous meals,
   the cold punch and sherry negus, the feather beds and warming-pans, the
   Christmas parties with charades and blind man's buff; but nothing ever
   happens, except the yearly childbirth. The curious thing is that it is a
   genuinely happy picture, or so Dickens is able to make it appear. The
   thought of that kind of existence is satisfying to him. This alone would
   be enough to tell one that more than a hundred years have passed since
   Dickens's first book was written. No modern man could combine such
   purposelessness with so much vitality.
   V
   By this time anyone who is a lover of Dickens, and who has read as far as
   this, will probably be angry with me.
   I have been discussing Dickens simply in terms of his 'message', and
   almost ignoring his literary qualities. But every writer, especially
   every novelist, HAS a 'message', whether he admits it or not, and the
   minutest details of his work are influenced by it. All art is propaganda.
   Neither Dickens himself nor the majority of Victorian novelists would
   have thought of denying this. On the other hand, not all propaganda is
   art. As I said earlier, Dickens is one of those writers who are felt to
   be worth stealing. He has been stolen by Marxists, by Catholics and,
   above all, by Conservatives. The question is, What is there to steal? Why
   does anyone care about Dickens? Why do I care about Dickens?
   That kind of question is never easy to answer. As a rule, an aesthetic
   preference is either something inexplicable or it is so corrupted by
   non-aesthetic motives as to make one wonder whether the whole of literary
   criticism is not a huge network of humbug. In Dickens's case the
   complicating factor is his familiarity. He happens to be one of those
   'great authors' who are ladled down everyone's throat in childhood. At
   the time this causes rebellion and vomiting, but it may have different
   after-effects in later life. For instance, nearly everyone feels a
   sneaking affection for the patriotic poems that he learned by heart as a
   child, 'Ye Mariners of England', the 'Charge of the Light Brigade' and so
   forth. What one enjoys is not so much the poems themselves as the
   memories they call up. And with Dickens the same forces of association
   are at work. Probably there are copies of one or two of his books lying
   about in an actual majority of English homes. Many children begin to know
   his characters by sight before they can even read, for on the whole
   Dickens was lucky in his illustrators. A thing that is absorbed as early
   as that does not come up against any critical judgement. And when one
   thinks of this, one thinks of all that is bad and silly in Dickens--the
   cast-iron 'plots', the characters who don't come off, the longueurs, the
   paragraphs in blank verse, the awful pages of 'pathos'. And then the
   thought arises, when I say I like Dickens, do I simply mean that I like
   thinking about my childhood? Is Dickens merely an institution?
   If so, he 
					     					 			 is an institution that there is no getting away from. How often
   one really thinks about any writer, even a writer one cares for, is a
   difficult thing to decide; but I should doubt whether anyone who has
   actually read Dickens can go a week without remembering him in one
   context or another. Whether you approve of him or not, he is THERE, like
   the Nelson Column. At any moment some scene or character, which may come
   from some book you cannot even remember the name of, is liable to drop
   into your mind. Micawber's letters! Winkle in the witness-box! Mrs. Gamp!
   Mrs. Wititterly and Sir Tumley Snuffim! Todgers's! (George Gissing said
   that when he passed the Monument it was never of the Fire of London that
   he thought, always of Todgers's.) Mrs. Leo Hunter! Squeers! Silas Wegg
   and the Decline and Fall-off of the Russian Empire! Miss Mills and the
   Desert of Sahara! Wopsle acting Hamlet! Mrs. Jellyby! Mantalini, Jerry
   Cruncher, Barkis, Pumblechook, Tracy Tupman, Skimpole, Joe Gargery,
   Pecksniff--and so it goes on and on. It is not so much a series of
   books, it is more like a world. And not a purely comic world either, for
   part of what one remembers in Dickens is his Victorian morbidness and
   necrophilia and the blood-and-thunder scenes--the death of Sykes,
   Krook's spontaneous combustion, Fagin in the condemned cell, the women
   knitting round the guillotine. To a surprising extent all this has
   entered even into the minds of people who do not care about it. A
   music-hall comedian can (or at any rate could quite recently) go on the
   stage and impersonate Micawber or Mrs. Gamp with a fair certainty of
   being understood, although not one in twenty of the audience had ever
   read a book of Dickens's right through. Even people who affect to despise
   him quote him unconsciously.
   Dickens is a writer who can be imitated, up to a certain point. In
   genuinely popular literature--for instance, the Elephant and Castle
   version of SWEENY TODD--he has been plagiarized quite shamelessly. What
   has been imitated, however, is simply a tradition that Dickens himself
   took from earlier novelists and developed, the cult of 'character', i.e.
   eccentricity. The thing that cannot be imitated is his fertility of
   invention, which is invention not so much of characters, still less of
   'situations', as of turns of phrase and concrete details. The
   outstanding, unmistakable mark of Dickens's writing is the UNNECESSARY
   DETAIL. Here is an example of what I mean. The story given below is not
   particularly funny, but there is one phrase in it that is as individual
   as a fingerprint. Mr. Jack Hopkins, at Bob Sawyer's party, is telling the
   story of the child who swallowed its sister's necklace:
   Next day, child swallowed two beads; the day after that, he treated
   himself to three, and so on, till in a week's time he had got through the
   necklace--five-and-twenty beads in all. The sister, who was an
   industrious girl and seldom treated herself to a bit of finery, cried her
   eyes out at the loss of the necklace; looked high and low for it; but I
   needn't say, didn't find it. A few days afterwards, the family were at
   dinner--baked shoulder of mutton and potatoes under it--the child, who
   wasn't hungry, was playing about the room, when suddenly there was the
   devil of a noise, like a small hailstorm. 'Don't do that, my boy', says
   the father. 'I ain't a-doin' nothing', said the child. 'Well, don't do it
   again', said the father. There was a short silence, and then the noise
   began again, worse than ever. 'If you don't mind what I say, my boy',
   said the father, 'you'll find yourself in bed, in something less than a
   pig's whisper.' He gave the child a shake to make him obedient, and such
   a rattling ensued as nobody ever heard before. 'Why dam' me, it's IN the
   child', said the father; 'he's got the croup in the wrong place!' 'No, I
   haven't, father', said the child, beginning to cry, 'it's the necklace; I
   swallowed it, father.' The father caught the child up, and ran with him
   to the hospital, the beads in the boy's stomach rattling all the way with
   the jolting; and the people looking up in the air, and down in the
   cellars, to see where the unusual sound came from. 'He's in the hospital
   now', said Jack Hopkins, 'and he makes such a devil of a noise when he
   walks about, that they're obliged to muffle him in a watchman's coat, for
   fear he should wake the patients.'
   As a whole, this story might come out of any nineteenth-century comic
   paper. But the unmistakable Dickens touch, the thing that nobody else
   would have thought of, is the baked shoulder of mutton and potatoes under
   it. How does this advance the story? The answer is that it doesn't. It is
   something totally unnecessary, a florid little squiggle on the edge of
   the page; only, it is by just these squiggles that the special Dickens
   atmosphere is created. The other thing one would notice here is that
   Dickens's way of telling a story takes a long time. An interesting
   example, too long to quote, is Sam Weller's story of the obstinate
   patient in Chapter XLIV of THE PICKWICK PAPERS. As it happens, we have a
   standard of comparison here, because Dickens is plagiarizing, consciously
   or unconsciously. The story is also told by some ancient Greek writer. I
   cannot now find the passage, but I read it years ago as a boy at school,
   and it runs more or less like this:
   A certain Thracian, renowned for his obstinacy, was warned by his
   physician that if he drank a flagon of wine it would kill him. The
   Thracian thereupon drank the flagon of wine and immediately jumped off
   the house-top and perished. 'For', said he, 'in this way I shall prove
   that the wine did not kill me.'
   As the Greek tells it, that is the whole story--about six lines. As Sam
   Weller tells it, it takes round about a thousand words. Long before
   getting to the point we have been told all about the patient's clothes,
   his meals, his manners, even the newspapers he reads, and about the
   peculiar construction of the doctor's carriage, which conceals the fact
   that the coachman's trousers do not match his coat. Then there is the
   dialogue between the doctor and the patient. ''Crumpets is wholesome,
   sir,' said the patient. 'Crumpets is NOT wholesome, sir,' says the
   doctor, wery fierce,' etc., etc. In the end the original story had been
   buried under the details. And in all of Dickens's most characteristic
   passages it is the same. His imagination overwhelms everything, like a
   kind of weed. Squeers stands up to address his boys, and immediately we
   are hearing about Bolder's father who was two pounds ten short, and
   Mobbs's stepmother who took to her bed on hearing that Mobbs wouldn't eat
   fat and hoped Mr. Squeers would flog him into a happier state of mind.
   Mrs. Leo Hunter writes a poem, 'Expiring Frog'; two full stanzas are
   given. Boffin takes a fancy to pose as a miser, and instantly we are down
   among the squalid biographies of eighteenth-century misers, with names
   like Vulture Hopkins and the Rev. Blewberry Jones, and chapter headings
   like 'The Story of the Mutton Pies' and 'The Treasures of a Dunghill'.
   Mrs. Harris, who d 
					     					 			oes not even exist, has more detail piled on to her
   than any three characters in an ordinary novel. Merely in the middle of a
   sentence we learn, for instance, that her infant nephew has been seen in
   a bottle at Greenwich Fair, along with the pink-eyed lady, the Prussian
   dwarf and the living skeleton. Joe Gargery describes how the robbers
   broke into the house of Pumblechook, the corn and seed merchant--'and
   they took his till, and they took his cashbox, and they drinked his wine,
   and they partook of his wittles, and they slapped his face, and they
   pulled his nose, and they tied him up to his bedpost, and they give him a
   dozen, and they stuffed his mouth full of flowering annuals to prevent
   his crying out.' Once again the unmistakable Dickens touch, the flowering
   annuals; but any other novelist would only have mentioned about half of
   these outrages. Everything is piled up and up, detail on detail,
   embroidery on embroidery. It is futile to object that this kind of thing
   is rococo--one might as well make the same objection to a wedding-cake.
   Either you like it or you do not like it. Other nineteenth-century
   writers, Surtees, Barham, Thackeray, even Marryat, have something of
   Dickens's profuse, overflowing quality, but none of them on anything like
   the same scale. The appeal of all these writers now depends partly on
   period-flavour and though Marryat is still officially a 'boy's writer'
   and Surtees has a sort of legendary fame among hunting men, it is
   probable that they are read mostly by bookish people.
   Significantly, Dickens's most successful books (not his BEST books) are
   THE PICKWICK PAPERS, which is not a novel, and HARD TIMES and A TALE OF
   TWO CITIES, which are not funny. As a novelist his natural fertility
   greatly hampers him, because the burlesque which he is never able to
   resist, is constantly breaking into what ought to be serious situations.
   There is a good example of this in the opening chapter of GREAT
   EXPECTATIONS. The escaped convict, Magwitch, has just captured the
   six-year-old Pip in the churchyard. The scene starts terrifyingly enough,
   from Pip's point of view. The convict, smothered in mud and with his
   chain trailing from his leg, suddenly starts up among the tombs, grabs
   the child, turns him upside down and robs his pockets. Then he begins
   terrorizing him into bringing foal and a file:
   He held me by the arms in an upright position on the top of the stone,
   and went on in these fearful terms:
   'You bring me, tomorrow morning early, that file and them wittles. You
   bring the lot to me, at that old Battery over yonder. You do it and you
   never dare to say a word or dare to make a sign concerning your having
   seen such a person as me, or any person sumever, and you shall be let to
   live. You fail, or you go from my words in any partickler, no matter how
   small it is, and your heart and liver shall be tore out, roasted and ate.
   Now, I ain't alone, as you may think I am. There's a young man hid with
   me, in comparison with which young man I am a Angel. That young man hears
   the words I speak. That young man has a secret way pecooliar to himself,
   of getting at a boy, and at his heart, and at his liver. It is in wain
   for a boy to attempt to hide himself from that young man. A boy may lock
   his doors, may be warm in bed, may tuck himself up, may draw the clothes
   over his head, may think himself comfortable and safe, but that young man
   will softly creep his way to him and tear him open. I am keeping that
   young man from harming you at the present moment, but with great
   difficulty. I find it wery hard to hold that young man off of your
   inside. Now, what do you say?'
   Here Dickens has simply yielded to temptation. To begin with, no starving
   and hunted man would speak in the least like that. Moreover, although the
   speech shows a remarkable knowledge of the way in which a child's mind
   works, its actual words are quite out of tune with what is to follow. It