distance, stretched the 'flashes'--pools of stagnant water that had seeped
   into the hollows caused by the subsidence of ancient pits. It was horribly
   cold. The 'flashes' were covered with ice the colour of raw umber, the
   bargemen were muffled to the eyes in sacks, the lock gates wore beards of
   ice. It seemed a world from which vegetation had been banished; nothing
   existed except smoke, shale, ice, mud, ashes, and foul water. But even
   Wigan is beautiful compared with Sheffield. Sheffield, I suppose, could
   justly claim to be called the ugliest town in the Old World: its
   inhabitants, who want it to be pre-eminent in everything, very likely do
   make that claim for it. It has a population of half a million and it
   contains fewer decent buildings than the average East Anglian village of
   five hundred. And the stench! If at rare moments you stop smelling
   sulphur it is because you have begun smelling gas. Even the shallow
   river that runs through the town is-usually bright yellow with some
   chemical or other. Once I halted in the street and counted the factory
   chimneys I could see; there were thirty-three of them, but there would
   have been far more if the air had not been obscured by smoke. One scene
   especially lingers in my mind. A frightful patch of waste ground
   (somehow, up there, a patch of waste ground attains a squalor that
   would be impossible even in London) trampled bare of grass and littered
   with newspapers and old saucepans. To the right an isolated row of gaunt
   four-roomed houses, dark red, blackened by smoke. To the left an
   interminable vista of factory chimneys, chimney beyond chimney, fading
   away into a dim blackish haze. Behind me a railway embankment made of the
   slag from furnaces. In front, across the patch of waste ground, a cubical
   building of red and yellow brick, with the sign 'Thomas Grocock, Haulage
   Contractor'.
   At night, when you cannot see the hideous shapes of the houses and the
   blackness of everything, a town like Sheffield assumes a kind of sinister
   magnificence. Sometimes the drifts of smoke are rosy with sulphur, and
   serrated flames, like circular saws, squeeze themselves out from beneath
   the cowls of the foundry chimneys. Through the open doors of foundries you
   see fiery serpents of iron being hauled to and fro by redlit boys, and you
   hear the whizz and thump of steam hammers and the scream of the iron under
   the blow. The pottery towns are almost equally ugly in a pettier way.
   Right in among the rows of tiny blackened houses, part of the street as it
   were, are the 'pot banks'--conical brick chimneys like gigantic burgundy
   bottles buried in the soil and belching their smoke almost in your face.
   You come upon monstrous clay chasms hundreds of feet across and almost as
   deep, with little rusty tubs creeping on chain railways up one side, and
   on the other workmen clinging like samphire-gatherers and cutting into the
   face of the cliff with their picks. I passed that way in snowy weather,
   and even the snow was black. The best thing one can say for the pottery
   towns is that they are fairly small and stop abruptly. Less than ten miles
   away you can stand in un-defiled country, on the almost naked hills, and
   the pottery towns are only a smudge in the distance.
   When you contemplate such ugliness as this, there are two questions
   that strike you. First, is it inevitable? Secondly, does it matter?
   I do not believe that there is anything inherently and unavoidably
   ugly about industrialism. A factory or even a gasworks is not obliged of
   its own nature to be ugly, any more than a palace or a dog-kennel or a
   cathedral. It all depends on the architectural tradition of the period.
   The industrial towns of the North are ugly because they happen to have
   been built at a time when modern methods of steel-construction and
   smoke-abatement were unknown, and when everyone was too busy making money
   to think about anything else. They go on being ugly largely because the
   Northerners have got used to that kind of thing and do not notice it. Many
   of the people in Sheffield or Manchester, if they smelled the air along
   the Cornish cliffs, would probably declare that it had no taste in it. But
   since the war, industry has tended to shift southward and in doing so has
   grown almost comely. The typical post-war factory is not a gaunt barrack
   or an awful chaos of blackness and belching chimneys; it is a glittering
   white structure of concrete, glass, and steel, surrounded by green lawns
   and beds of tulips. Look at the factories you pass as you travel out of
   London on the G.W.R.; they may not be aesthetic triumphs but certainly
   they are not ugly in the same way as the Sheffield gasworks. But in any
   case, though the ugliness of industrialism is the most obvious thing about
   it and the thing every newcomer exclaims against, I doubt whether it
   is centrally important. And perhaps it is not even desirable,
   industrialism being what it is, that it should learn to disguise itself
   as something else. As Mr Aldous Huxley has truly remarked, a dark Satanic
   mill ought to look like a dark Satanic mill and not like the temple of
   mysterious and splendid gods. Moreover, even in the worst of the
   industrial towns one sees a great deal that is not ugly in the narrow
   aesthetic sense. A belching chimney or a stinking slum is repulsive
   chiefly because it implies warped lives and ailing children. Look at it
   from a purely aesthetic standpoint and it may, have a certain macabre
   appeal. I find that anything outrageously strange generally ends by
   fascinating me even when I abominate it. The landscapes of Burma, which,
   when I was among them, so appalled me as to assume the qualities of
   nightmare, afterwards stayed so hauntingly in my mind that I was obliged
   to write a novel about them to get rid of them. (In all novels about the
   East the scenery is the real subject-matter.) It would probably be quite
   easy to extract a sort of beauty, as Arnold Bennett did, from the
   blackness of the industrial towns; one can easily imagine Baudelaire, for
   instance, writing a poem about a slag-heap. But the beauty or ugliness of
   industrialism hardly matters. Its real evil lies far deeper and is quite
   uneradicable. It is important to remember this, because there is always
   a temptation to think that industrialism is harmless so long as it is
   clean and orderly.
   But when you go to the industrial North you are conscious, quite apart
   from the unfamiliar scenery, of entering a strange country. This is partly
   because of certain real differences which do exist, but still more because
   of the North-South antithesis which has been rubbed into us for such a
   long time past. There exists in England a curious cult of Northernness,
   sort of Northern snobbishness. A Yorkshireman in the South will always
   take care to let you know that he regards you as an inferior. If you ask
   him why, he will explain that it is only in the North that life is 'real'
   life, that the industrial work done in the North is the only 'real' work,
   that the North is inhabited by 'real' people, the South merely by rentiers
   and their parasites. The Northerner has 'grit', he is grim, 'dour' 
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   plucky, warm-hearted, and democratic; the Southerner is snobbish,
   effeminate, and lazy--that at any rate is the theory. Hence the Southerner
   goes north, at any rate for the first time, with the vague
   inferiority-complex of a civilized man venturing among savages, while the
   Yorkshireman, like the Scotchman, comes to London in the spirit of a
   barbarian out for loot. And feelings of this kind, which are the result
   of tradition, are not affected by visible facts. Just as an Englishman
   five feet four inches high and twenty-nine inches round the chest feels
   that as an Englishman he is the physical superior of Camera (Camera being
   a Dago), so also with the Northerner and the Southerner. I remember a
   weedy little Yorkshireman, who would almost certainly have run away if a
   fox-terrier had snapped at him, telling me that in the South of England he
   felt 'like a wild invader'. But the cult is often adopted by people who
   are not by birth Northerners themselves. A year or two ago a friend of
   mine, brought up in the South but now living in the North, was driving me
   through Suffolk in a car. We passed through a rather beautiful village.
   He glanced disapprovingly at the cottages and said:
   'Of course most of the villages in Yorkshire are hideous; but the
   Yorkshiremen are splendid chaps. Down here it's just the other way
   about--beautiful villages and rotten people. All the people in those
   cottages there are worthless, absolutely worthless.'
   I could not help inquiring whether he happened to know anybody in that
   village. No, he did not know them; but because this was East Anglia they
   were obviously worthless. Another friend of mine, again a Southerner by
   birth, loses no opportunity of praising the North to the detriment of the
   South. Here is an extract from one of his letters to me:
   I am in Clitheroe, Lanes...I think running water is much more
   attractive in moor and mountain country than in the fat and sluggish
   South. 'The smug and silver Trent,' Shakespeare says; and the South--er
   the smugger, I say.
   Here you have an interesting example of the Northern cult. Not only
   are you and I and everyone else in the South of England written off as 'fat
   and sluggish', but even water when it gets north of a certain latitude,
   ceases to be H2O and becomes something mystically superior. But the
   interest of this passage is that its writer is an extremely intelligent man
   of 'advanced' opinions who would have nothing but con-tempt for nationalism
   in its ordinary form. Put to him some such proposition as 'One Britisher is
   worth three foreigners', and he would repudiate it with horror. But when it
   is a question of North versus South, he is quite ready to generalize. All
   nationalistic distinctions--all claims to be better than somebody else
   because you have a different-shaped skull or speak a different
   dialect--are entirely spurious, but they are important so long as people
   believe in them. There is no doubt about the Englishman's inbred
   conviction that those who live to the south of him are his inferiors;
   even our foreign policy is governed by it to some extent. I think,
   therefore, that it is worth pointing out when and why it came into
   being.
   When nationalism first became a religion, the English looked at the
   map, and, noticing that their island lay very high in the Northern
   Hemisphere, evolved the pleasing theory that the further north you live the
   more virtuous you become. The histories I was given when I was a little boy
   generally started off by explaining in the naivest way that a cold climate
   made people energetic while a hot one made them lazy, and hence the defeat
   of the Spanish Armada. This nonsense about the superior energy of the
   English (actually the laziest people in Europe) has been current for at
   least a hundred years. 'Better is it for us', writes a Quarterly Reviewer
   of 1827, 'to be condemned to labour for our country's good than to
   luxuriate amid olives, vines, and vices.' 'Olives, vines, and vices' sums
   up the normal English attitude towards the Latin races. In the mythology of
   Garlyle, Creasey, etc., the Northerner ('Teutonic', later 'Nordic') is
   pictured as a hefty, vigorous chap with blond moustaches and pure morals,
   while the Southerner is sly, cowardly, and licentious. This theory was
   never pushed to its logical end, which would have meant assuming that the
   finest people in the world were the Eskimos, but it did involve admitting
   that the people who lived to the north of us were superior to ourselves.
   Hence, partly, the cult of Scotland and of Scotch things which has so
   deeply marked English life during the past fifty years. But it was the
   industrialization of the North that gave the North-South antithesis its
   peculiar slant. Until comparatively recently the northern part of England
   was the backward and feudal part, and such industry as existed was
   concentrated in London and the South-East. In the Civil War for instance,
   roughly speaking a war of money versus feudalism, the North and West were
   for the King and the South and East for the Parliament. But with the
   increasing use of coal industry passed to the North, and there grew up a
   new type of man, the self-made Northern business man--the Mr Rouncewell
   and Mr Bounderby of Dickens. The Northern business man, with his hateful
   'get on or get out' philosophy, was the dominant figure of the nineteenth
   century, and as a sort of tyrannical corpse he rules us still. This is the
   type edified by Arnold Bennett--the type who starts off with half a crown
   and ends up with fifty thousand pounds, and whose chief pride is to be an
   even greater boor after he has made his money than before. On analysis his
   sole virtue turns out to be a talent for making money. We were bidden to
   admire him because though he might be narrow-minded, sordid, ignorant,
   grasping, and uncouth, he had 'grit', he 'got on'; in other words, he knew
   how to make money.
   This kind of cant is nowadays a pure anachronism, for the Northern
   business man is no longer prosperous. But traditions are not killed by
   facts, and the tradition of Northern' grit' lingers. It is still dimly felt
   that a Northerner will 'get on', i.e. make money, where a Southerner will
   fail. At the back of the mind of every Yorkshireman and every Scotchman who
   comes to London is a sort of Dick Whittington picture of himself as the boy
   who starts off by selling newspapers and ends up as Lord Mayor. And that,
   really, is at the bottom of his bumptiousness. But where one can make a
   great mistake is in imagining that this feeling extends to the genuine
   working class. When I first went to Yorkshire, some years ago, I imagined
   that I was going to a country of boors. I was used to the London
   Yorkshireman with his interminable harangues and his pride in the sup-posed
   raciness of his dialect (' "A stitch in time saves nine", as we say in the
   West Riding'), and I expected to meet with a good deal of rudeness. But I
   met with nothing of the kind, and least of all among the miners. Indeed the
   Lancashire and Yorkshire miners treated me with a kindness and courtesy
   that were even embarrass 
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   feel myself inferior, it is a coal-miner. Certainly no one showed any sign
   of despising me for coming from a different part of the country. This has
   its importance when one remembers that the English regional snobberies are
   nationalism in miniature; for it suggests that place-snobbery is not a
   working-class characteristic.
   There is nevertheless a real difference between North and South, and
   there is at least a tinge of truth in that picture of Southern England as
   one enormous Brighton inhabited by lounge-lizards. For climatic reasons the
   parasitic dividend-drawing class tend to settle in the South. In a
   Lancashire cotton-town you could probably go for months on end without once
   hearing an 'educated' accent, whereas there can hardly be a town in the
   South of England where you could throw a brick without hitting the niece of
   a bishop. Consequently, with no petty gentry to set the pace, the
   bourgeoisification of the working class, though it is taking place in the
   North, is taking place more slowly. All the Northern accents, for instance,
   persist strongly, while the Southern ones are collapsing before the movies
   and the B.B.C. Hence your 'educated' accent stamps you rather as a
   foreigner than as a chunk of the petty gentry; and this is an immense
   advantage, for it makes it much easier to get into contact with the working
   class.
   But is it ever possible to be really intimate with the working class?
   I shall have to discuss that later; I will only say here that I do not
   think it is possible. But undoubtedly it is easier in the North than it
   would be in the South to meet working-class people on approximately equal
   terms. It is fairly easy to live in a miner's house and be accepted as one
   of the family; with, say, a farm labourer in the Southern counties it
   probably would be impossible. I have seen just enough of the working
   class to avoid idealizing them, but I do know that you can learn a great
   deal in a working-class home, if only you can get there. The essential
   point is that your middle-class ideals and prejudices are tested by
   contact with others which are not necessarily better but are certainly
   different.
   Take for instance the different attitude towards the family. A
   working-class family hangs together as a middle-class one does, but the
   relationship is far less tyrannical. A working man has not that deadly
   weight of family prestige hanging round his neck like a millstone. I have
   pointed out earlier that a middle-class person goes utterly to pieces under
   the influence of poverty; and this is generally due to the behaviour of his
   family--to the fact that he has scores of relations nagging and badgering
   him night and day for failing to 'get on'. The fact that the working class
   know how to combine and the middle class don't is probably due to their
   different conceptions of family loyalty. You cannot have an effective trade
   union of middle-class workers, be-cause in times of strikes almost every
   middle-class wife would be egging her husband on to blackleg and get the
   other fellow's job. Another working-class characteristic, disconcerting at
   first, is their plain-spokenness towards anyone they regard as an equal. If
   you offer a working man something he doesn't want, he tells you that he
   doesn't want it; a middle-class person would accept it to avoid giving
   offence. And again, take the working-class attitude towards 'education'.
   How different it is from ours, and how immensely sounder! Working people
   often have a vague reverence for learning in others, but where 'education'
   touches their own lives they see through it and reject it by a healthy
   instinct. The time was when I used to lament over quite imaginary pictures
   of lads of fourteen dragged protesting from their lessons and set to work
   at dismal jobs. It seemed to me dreadful that the doom of a 'job' should
   descend upon anyone at fourteen. Of course I know now that there is not one