BEATRIX POTTER
The Fairy Caravan
Contents
1. Tuppenny
2. The Travelling Circus
3. Moving Camp
4. Pony Billy in the Pound
5. The Misses Pussycats’ Shop
6. Little Mouse
7. Springtime in Birds’ Place
8. The Pigmy Elephant
9. By Wilfin Beck
10. The Sheep
11. Habbitrot
12. Across the Ford
13. Codlin Croft Orchard
14. Demerara Sugar
15. Pony Billy’s Search
16. The Effect of Toadstool Tartlets
17. Fairy Horse-shoes
18. The Woods by Moonlight
19. Mary Ellen
20. Iky Shepster’s Play
21. The Veterinary Retriever
22. Cuckoo Brow Lane
23. The Fairy in the Oak
TO HENRY P.
Preface
As I walk’d by myself,
And talked to myself,
Myself said unto me –
Through many changing seasons these tales have walked and talked with me. They were not meant for printing; I have left them in the homely idiom of our old north country speech. I send them on the insistence of friends beyond the sea.
Chapter 1
Tuppenny
In the Land of Green Ginger there is a town called Marmalade, which is inhabited exclusively by guinea-pigs. They are of all colours, and of two sorts. The common, or garden, guinea-pigs are the most numerous. They have short hair, and they run errands and twitter. The guinea-pigs of the other variety are called Abyssinian Cavies. They have long hair and side whiskers, and they walk upon their toes. The common guinea-pigs admire and envy the whiskers of the Abyssinian Cavies; they would give anything to be able to make their own short hair grow long. So there was excitement and twittering amongst the short-haired guinea-pigs when Messrs. Ratton and Scratch, Hair Specialists, sent out hundreds of advertisements by post, describing their new elixir.
The Abyssinian Cavies who required no hair stimulant were affronted by the advertisements. They found the twitterings tiresome.
During the night between March 31st and April 1st, Messrs. Ratton and Scratch arrived in Marmalade. They placarded the walls of the town with posters; and they set up a booth in the market place. Next morning quantities of elegantly stoppered bottles were displayed upon the booth. The rats stood in front of the booth, and distributed handbills describing the wonderful effects of their new quintessence. ‘Come buy, come buy, come buy! Buy a bottleful and try it on a door-knob! We guarantee that it will grow a crop of onions!’ shouted Messrs. Ratton and Scratch. Crowds of short-haired guinea-pigs swarmed around the booth.
The Abyssinian Cavies sniffed, and passed by upon their toes. They remarked that Mr. Ratton was slightly bald. The short-haired guinea-pigs continued to crowd around, twittering and asking questions; but they hesitated to buy. The price of a very small bottle holding only two thimblefuls was ten peppercorns.
And besides this high charge there was an uncomfortable doubt as to what the stuff was made of. The Abyssinian Cavies spread ill-natured reports that it was manufactured from slugs. Mr. Scratch emphatically contradicted this slander; he asserted that it was distilled from the purest Arabian moonshine; ‘And Arabia is quite close to Abyssinia,’ said Mr. Scratch with a wink, pointing to a particularly long-haired Abyssinian Cavy. ‘Come buy a sample bottle, can’t you! Listen to these testimonials from our grateful customers,’ said Mr. Ratton. He proceeded to read aloud a number of letters. But he did not specifically deny a rumour that got about; about a certain notorious nobleman, a much married nobleman, who had bought a large bottle of the quintessence by persuasion of the first of his eight wives. This nobleman – so the story ran – had used the hair stimulant with remarkable results. He had grown a magnificent beard. But the beard was blue. Which may be fashionable in Arabia; but the short-haired guinea-pigs were dubious. Messrs. Ratton and Scratch shouted themselves hoarse. ‘Come buy a sample bottle half price, and try it for salad dressing! The cucumbers will grow of themselves while you are mixing the hair oil and vinegar! Buy a sample bottle, can’t you?’ shouted Messrs. Ratton and Scratch. The short-haired guinea-pigs determined to purchase one bottle of the smallest size, to be tried upon Tuppenny.
‘Come buy, come buy, come buy!’
Tuppenny was a short-haired guinea-pig of dilapidated appearance. He suffered from toothache and chilblains; and he had never had much hair, not even of the shortest. It was thin and patchy. Whether this was the result of chilblains or of ill-treatment is uncertain. He was an object, whatever the cause. Obviously he was a suitable subject for experiment. ‘His appearance can scarcely become worse, provided he does not turn blue,’ said his friend Henry P.; ‘let us subscribe for a small bottle, and apply it as directed.’
So Henry P. and nine other guinea-pigs bought a bottle and ran in a twittering crowd towards Tuppenny’s house. On the way, they overtook Tuppenny going home. They explained to him that out of sympathy they had subscribed for a bottle of moonshine to cure his toothache and chilblains, and that they would rub it on for him as Mrs. Tuppenny was out.
Tuppenny was too depressed to argue; he allowed himself to be led away. Henry P. and the nine other guinea-pigs poured the whole bottleful over Tuppenny, and put him to bed. They wore gloves themselves while applying the quintessence. Tuppenny was quite willing to go to bed; he felt chilly and damp.
Presently Mrs. Tuppenny came in; she complained about the sheets. Henry P. and the other guinea-pigs went away. After tea they returned at 5.30. Mrs. Tuppenny said nothing had happened.
The short-haired guinea-pigs took a walk; they looked in again at 6. Mrs. Tuppenny was abusive. She said there was no change. At 6.30 they called again to inquire. Mrs. Tuppenny was still more abusive. She said Tuppenny was very hot. Next time they came she said the patient was in a fever, and felt as if he were growing a tail. She slammed the door in their faces and said she would not open it again for anybody.
Tuppenny was too depressed to argue.
Henry P. and the other guinea-pigs were perturbed. They betook themselves to the market place, where Messrs. Ratton and Scratch were still trying to sell bottles by lamplight, and they asked anxiously whether there was any risk of tails growing? Mr. Scratch burst into ribald laughter; and Mr. Ratton said – ‘No sort of tail except pigtails on the head!’
During the night Messrs. Ratton and Scratch packed up their booth and departed from the town of Marmalade.
Next morning at daybreak a crowd of guinea-pigs collected on Tuppenny’s doorstep. More and more arrived until Mrs. Tuppenny came out with a scrubbing brush and a pail of water. In reply to inquiries from a respectful distance, she said that Tuppenny had had a disturbed night. Further she would not say, except that he was unable to keep on his nightcap. No more could be ascertained, until, providentially, Mrs. Tuppenny discovered that she had nothing for breakfast. She went out to buy a carrot.
Henry P. and a crowd of other guinea-pigs swarmed into the house, as soon as she was round the corner of the street. They found Tuppenny out of bed, sitting on a chair, looking frightened. At least, presumably it was Tuppenny, but he looked different. His hair was over his ears and nose. And that was not all; for whilst they were talking to him, his hair grew down onto his empty plate. It grew something alarming. It was quite nice hair and the proper colour; but Tuppenny said he felt funny; sore all over, as if his hair were being brushed back to front; and prickly and hot, like needles and pins; and altogether uncomfortable.
And well he might! His hair – it grew, and it grew, and it grew; faster and faster and nobody knew how to stop it! Messr
s. Ratton and Scratch had gone away and left no address. If they possessed an antidote there was no way of obtaining it. All day that day, and for several days – still the hair kept growing. Mrs. Tuppenny cut it, and cut it, and stuffed pin-cushions with it, and pillow cases and bolsters; but as fast as she cut it – it grew again. When Tuppenny went out he tumbled over it; and the rude little guinea-pig boys ran after him, shouting ‘Old Whiskers!’ His life became a burden.
Still the hair kept growing.
Then Mrs. Tuppenny began to pull it out. The effect of the quintessence was beginning to wear off, if only she would have exercised a little patience; but she was tired of cutting; so she pulled. She pulled so painfully and shamelessly that Tuppenny could not stand it. He determined to run away – away from the hair pulling and the chilblains and the long-haired and the short-haired guinea-pigs, away and away, so far away that he would never come back.
So that is how it happened that Tuppenny left his home in the town of Marmalade, and wandered into the world alone.
Chapter 2
The Travelling Circus
In after years Tuppenny never had any clear recollection of his adventures while he was running away. It was like a bad mixed up dream that changes into morning sunshine and is forgotten. A long, long journey: noisy, jolting, terrifying; too frightened and helpless to understand anything that happened before the journey’s end. The first thing that he remembered was a country lane, a steep winding lane always climbing up hill. Tuppenny ran and ran, splashing through the puddles with little bare feet. The wind blew cold against him; he wrapped his hands in his mop of hair, glad to feel its pleasant warmth over his ears and nose. It had stopped growing, and his chilblains had disappeared. Tuppenny felt like a new guinea-pig. For the first time he smelt the air of the hills. What matter if the wind were chilly; it blew from the mountains. The lane led to a wide common, with hillocks and hollows and clumps of bushes. The short cropped turf would soon be gay with wild flowers; even in early April it was sweet. Tuppenny felt as though he could run for miles. But night was coming. The sun was going down in a frosty orange sunset behind purple clouds – was it clouds, or was it the hills? He looked for shelter, and saw smoke rising behind some tall savin bushes.
Tuppenny advanced cautiously, and discovered a curious little encampment. There were two vehicles, unharnessed; a small shaggy pony was grazing nearby. One was a two-wheeled cart, with a tilt, or hood, made of canvas stretched over hoops. The other was a tiny four-wheeled caravan. It was painted yellow picked out with red. Upon the sides were these words in capital letters – ‘ALEXANDER AND WILLIAM’S CIRCUS.’ Upon another board was printed – The Pigmy Elephant! The Learned Pig! The Fat Dormouse of Salisbury! Live Polecats and Weasels!
The caravan had windows with muslin curtains, just like a house. There were outside steps up to the back door, and a chimney on the roof. A canvas screen fastened to light posts sheltered the encampment from the wind. The smoke which Tuppenny had seen did not come from the chimney; there was a cheerful fire of sticks burning on the ground in the midst of the camp.
Several animals sat beside it, or busied themselves with cooking. One of them was a white West Highland terrier. When he noticed Tuppenny he commenced to bark. The pony stopped grazing, and looked round. A bird, who had been running up and down on the grass, flew up to the roof of the caravan.
The little dog came forward barking. Tuppenny turned and fled. He heard yap! yap! yap! and grunt, grunt, grunt! and pattering feet behind him. He tripped over his hair, and fell in a twittering heap.
A cold nose and a warm tongue examined Tuppenny and turned him over. He gazed up in terror at the little dog and a small black pig, who were sniffing all over him. ‘What? what? what? Whatever sort of animal is it, Sandy?’ ‘Never saw the like! it seems to be all hair! What do you call yourself, fuzzy wig?’ ‘P-p-please sir, I’m not a fuzzy wig, a fuzzy pig, a please sir I’m a guinea-pig.’ ‘What, what? a pig? Where’s your tail?’ said the little black pig. ‘Please sir, no tail, I never had – no guinea-pig – no tail – no guinea-pigs have tails,’ twittered Tuppenny in great alarm. ‘What? what? no tails? I had an uncle with no tail, but that was accidental. Carry him to the fire, Sandy; he is cold and wet.’
Sandy lifted Tuppenny delicately by the scruff of the neck; he held his own head high and curled his tail over his back, to avoid treading on Tuppenny’s hair. Paddy Pig scampered in front; ‘What! what! we’ve found a new long-haired animal! Put more sticks on the fire Jenny Ferret! Set him down beside the dormouse, Sandy; let him warm his toes.’
Tuppenny turned and fled.
The person addressed as Jane Ferret was an oldish person, about twelve inches high when she stood upright. She wore a cap, a brown stuff dress, and always a small crochet crossover. She filled up the tea-pot from a kettle on the fire, and gave Tuppenny a mug of hot balm tea and a baked apple. He was much comforted by the warmth of the fire, and by their kindness. In reply to questions he said his name was ‘Tuppenny’; but he seemed to have forgotten where he came from. Only he remembered vaguely that his hair had been a grievance.
The circus company admired it prodigiously. ‘It is truly mar-veel-ious,’ said the Dormouse stretching out a small pink hand, and touching a damp draggled tress. ‘Do you use hairpins?’ ‘I’m afraid, I’m sorry, I haven’t any,’ twittered Tuppenny apologetically. ‘Let hairpins be provided – hair – pins,’ said the Dormouse, falling fast asleep. ‘I will go fetch some in the morning if you will lend me your purse,’ said Iky Shepster the starling, who was pecking a hole in the turf to hide something. ‘You will do nothing of the sort. Bring me my teaspoon, please,’ said Jenny Ferret. The starling chittered and laughed, and flew to the top of the caravan where he roosted at night.
The sun had set. The red fire-light danced and flickered round the camp circle. The pony dozed beside the caravan, lazily whisking his long tail. Sandy was lying stretched before the fire and panting with the heat. He watched Tuppenny with bright brown eyes, through his shaggy white eyebrows. ‘Tuppenny, where are you going to?’ ‘I have forgotten.’ ‘What do you intend to do with yourself?’ ‘I don’t know.’ ‘Let him ride in the tilt-cart,’ said Pony Billy; they were the first words that he had spoken. ‘Tuppenny, will you come with us? You shall have your share of fun, and peppercorns, and sugar candy. Come with us and join the circus, Tuppenny!’ cried all the little animals. ‘I think I would like to, yes please, thank you,’ twittered Tuppenny shyly. ‘Quite right, quite right! what! what!’ said the small black pig, ‘Lucky you found us today; we will be over the hills and far away tomorrow.’
‘Wake up, wake up! Xarifa Dormouse! get into your sleeping box. And you, Tuppenny, shall go to bed in this hamper. Good night!’
Chapter 3
Moving Camp
Tuppenny fell asleep at once, and slept for many hours. He awoke in the dark, and he bumped his head against the lid of the hamper. The tilt-cart was jolting and rumbling. ‘Don’t be frightened,’ said a pleasant little voice from a neighbouring nest-box, ‘we are only moving camp. Sleep again – sleep –’ said the dormouse. Tuppenny stopped twittering. Presently there was a still more violent lurch; Tuppenny squeaked loudly. The cart stopped, and the black pig pushed back the canvas curtain of the hood. ‘What? what? what? squeaking! twittering? at 3 o’clock in the morning? You will wake the dormouse!’ ‘Please – please, Mr. Paddy Pig, I dreamed I was in a ship.’ ‘What? what? a ship? Sea-sick, sea-sick? It’s only me pulling the cart. Go to sleep again directly, little guinea-pig man!’ Tuppenny obediently curled himself up in his hay bed.
When he woke again, it was broad daylight, and a bright windy morning. The caravan company was snugly encamped on a green level sward near an old stone quarry. There was a semi-circle of high gray rocks; topped with broom bushes, that swayed and bobbed in the rushing east wind. White clouds raced over-head; and Jenny Ferret’s fire puffed and sputtered, in spite of comparative calm down below in the quarry. At the foot of the rocks for ma
ny years the Big Folk had been tipping rubbish; old pots and pans, fruit tins, jam pots, and broken bottles. Jenny Ferret had built a stone fireplace; she was cooking with an old frying pan, and some sardine tins; in fact, she was trying which tins would hold water with a view to carrying off a stock of cooking utensils. Paddy Pig was stirring the porridge for breakfast. Pony Billy grazed on the rough grass on the quarry bank. Sandy was nowhere to be seen.
‘Wake up! wake up! Xarifa!’ whistled the starling, ‘wake up, new long-haired animal! My! what a mop of hair; it’s full of hay seeds.’ ‘What, what! you meddlesome bird! His hair is beautiful! It will draw crowds when he is dressed up,’ said Paddy Pig, stirring vigorously.
‘If I had hair like that, I could play “Sleeping Beauty”,’ said the dormouse. She sat on the step of the caravan washing her face and hands rapidly, and cleaning her sleek chestnut coat. She had black beady eyes, very long whiskers, and a long furry tail with a white tip. Her nose and eyebrows were turning gray; she was a most sweet person, but slumberous. ‘Madam, you sleep, and you are beautiful!’ said Paddy Pig, turning round and bowing low, with the wooden thivel in his hand. The little fat old dormouse laughed till she shook like jelly. ‘Never mind, Tuppenny; I will brush it for you. Where is Sandy?’ ‘Gone to buy a fiddle string, gone to buy fine clothes for Tuppenny!’ whistled the starling. ‘I trust he will remember hairpins. Have you a pocket-comb, Tuppenny?’ ‘I have no pocket, no comb, no comb, pocket-comb I forgot.’ ‘You appear to have forgotten most things, Tuppenny,’ said Pony Billy, ‘you may borrow my curry comb if it is not too large.’ ‘I fear it would scrape him, Pony William; but we are obliged to you. Come Tuppenny, fetch a porridge saucer and sit beside me,’ said Xarifa. Tuppenny was rather silent during breakfast. He kept looking at the large print letters on the caravan. He pointed at them with his wooden spoon. ‘Xarifa,’ he whispered, ‘is it full of polecats?’ Paddy Pig rolled on the ground with laughing. ‘Where is the Pigmy Elephant?’ ‘That’s a secret,’ said Jenny Ferret. ‘Here, Iky Shepster, help me to tidy up. Xarifa will be busy all morning combing out those tangles.’