I stared at Mr. Wyneski as if he had just read from Revelations. "Gosh, Mr. Wyneski, I guess you know everything in the world!"

  "Just about."

  "I--I'm going to grow up and be--a barber!"

  Mr. Wyneski, to hide his pleasure, got busy.

  "Then watch this hedgehog, Ralph, peel an eye. Elbows thus, wrists so! Make the scissors talk! Customers appreciate. Sound twice as busy as you are. Snickety-snick, boy, snickety-snick. Learned this from the French! Oh, yes, the French! They do prowl about the chair light on their toes, and the sharp scissors whispering and nibbling, Ralph, nibbling and whispering, you hear!"

  "Boy!" I said, at his elbow, right in with the whispers and nibbles, then stopped: for the wind blew a wail way off in summer country, so sad, so strange.

  "There it is again. The train. And something on the train..."

  "Noon train don't stop here."

  "But I got this feeling--"

  "The hair's going to grab me. Ralph..."

  I swept hair.

  After a long while I said, "I'm thinking of changing my name."

  Mr. Wyneski sighed. The summer-dead customer stayed dead.

  "What's wrong with you today, boy?"

  "It's not me. It's the name is out of hand. Just listen. Ralph." I grrred it. "Rrrralph."

  "Ain't exactly harp music..."

  "Sounds like a mad dog." I caught myself.

  "No offense, Dog."

  Mr. Wyneski glanced down. "He seems pretty calm about the whole subject."

  "Ralph's dumb. Gonna change my name by tonight."

  Mr. Wyneski mused. "Julius for Caesar? Alexander for the Great?"

  "Don't care what. Help me, huh, Mr. Wyneski? Find me a name..."

  Dog sat up. I dropped the broom.

  For way down in the hot cinder railroad yards a train furnaced itself in, all pomp, all fire-blast shout and tidal churn, summer in its iron belly bigger than the summer outside.

  "Here it comes!"

  "There it goes," said Mr. Wyneski.

  "No, there it doesn't go!"

  It was Mr. Wyneski's turn to almost drop his scissors.

  "Goshen. Darn noon train's putting on the brakes!"

  We heard the train stop.

  "How many people getting off the train, Dog?"

  Dog barked once.

  Mr. Wyneski shifted uneasily. "U.S. Mail bags--"

  "No ... a man! Walking light. Not much luggage. Heading for our house. A new boarder at Grandma's, I bet. And he'll take the empty room right next to you, Mr. Wyneski! Right, Dog?"

  Dog barked.

  "That dog talks too much," said Mr. Wyneski.

  "I just gotta go see, Mr. Wyneski. Please?"

  The far footsteps faded in the hot and silent streets.

  Mr. Wyneski shivered.

  "A goose just stepped on my grave."

  Then he added, almost sadly:

  "Get along, Ralph."

  "Name ain't Ralph."

  "Whatchamacallit ... run see ... come tell the worst."

  "Oh, thanks, Mr. Wyneski, thanks!"

  I ran. Dog ran. Up a street, along an alley, around back, we ducked in the ferns by my grandma's house. "Down, boy." I whispered. "Here the Big Event comes, whatever it is!"

  And down the street and up the walk and up the steps at a brisk jaunt came this man who swung a cane and carried a carpetbag and had long brown-gray hair and silken mustaches and a goatee, politeness all about him like a flock of birds.

  On the porch near the old rusty chain swing, among the potted geraniums, he surveyed Green Town.

  Far away, maybe, he heard the insect hum from the barbershop, where Mr. Wyneski, who would soon be his enemy, told fortunes by the lumpy heads under his hands as he buzzed the electric clippers. Far away, maybe, he could hear the empty library where the golden dust slid down the raw sunlight and way in back someone scratched and tapped and scratched forever with pen and ink, a quiet woman like a great lonely mouse burrowed away. And she was to be part of this new man's life, too, but right now...

  The stranger removed his tall moss-green hat, mopped his brow, and not looking at anything but the hot blind sky said: "Hello, boy. Hello, dog."

  Dog and I rose up among the ferns.

  "Heck. How'd you know where we were hiding?"

  The stranger peered into his hat for the answer. "In another incarnation, I was a boy. Time before that, if memory serves, I was a more than usually happy dog. But...!" His cane rapped the cardboard sign BOARD AND ROOM thumbtacked on the porch rail. "Does the sign say true, boy?"

  "Best rooms on the block."

  "Beds?"

  "Mattresses so deep you sink down and drown the third time, happy."

  "Boarders at table?"

  "Talk just enough, not too much."

  "Food?"

  "Hot biscuits every morning, peach pie noon, shortcake every supper!"

  The stranger inhaled, exhaled those savors.

  "I'll sign my soul away!"

  "I beg your pardon?!" Grandma was suddenly at the screen door, scowling out.

  "A manner of speaking, ma'am." The stranger turned. "Not meant to sound un-Christian."

  And he was inside, him talking, Grandma talking, him writing and flourishing the pen on the registry book, and me and Dog inside, breathless, watching, spelling: "C.H."

  "Read upside down, do you, boy?" said the stranger, merrily, giving pause with the inky pen.

  "Yes, sir!"

  On he wrote. On I spelled:

  "A.R.L.E.S. Charles!"

  "Right."

  Grandma peered at the calligraphy. "Oh, what a fine hand."

  "Thank you, ma'am." On the pen scurried. And on I chanted. "D.I.C.K.E.N.S."

  I faltered and stopped. The pen stopped. The stranger tilted his head and closed one eye, watchful of me.

  "Yes?" He dared me, "What, what?"

  "Dickens!" I cried.

  "Good!"

  "Charles Dickens, Grandma!"

  "I can read, Ralph. A nice name..."

  "Nice?" I said, agape. "It's great! But ... I thought you were--"

  "Dead?" The stranger laughed. "No. Alive, in fine fettle, and glad to meet a recognizer, fan, and fellow reader here!"

  And we were up the stairs, Grandma bringing fresh towels and pillowcases and me carrying the carpetbag, gasping, and us meeting Grandpa, a great ship of a man, sailing down the other way.

  "Grandpa," I said, watching his face for shock. "I want you to meet ... Mr. Charles Dickens!"

  Grandpa stopped for a long breath, looked at the new boarder from top to bottom, then reached out, took hold of the man's hand, shook it firmly, and said: "Any friend of Nicholas Nickleby's is a friend of mine!"

  Mr. Dickens fell back from the effusion, recovered, bowed, said. "Thank you, sir," and went on up the stairs, while Grandpa winked, pinched my cheek, and left me standing there, stunned.

  In the tower cupola room, with windows bright, open, and running with cool creeks of wind in all directions, Mr. Dickens drew off his horse-carriage coat and nodded at the carpetbag.

  "Anywhere will do, Pip. Oh, you don't mind I call you Pip, eh?"

  "Pip?!" My cheeks burned, my face glowed with astonishing happiness. "Oh, boy. Oh, no, sir. Pip's fine!"

  Grandma cut between us. "Here are your clean linens, Mr...?"

  "Dickens, ma'am." Our boarder patted his pockets, each in turn. "Dear me, Pip, I seem to be fresh out of pads and pencils. Might it be possible--"

  He saw one of my hands steal up to find something behind my ear. "I'll be darned," I said, "a yellow Ticonderoga Number 2!" My other hand slipped to my back pants pocket. "And hey, an Iron-Face Indian Ring-Back Notepad Number 12!"

  "Extraordinary!"

  "Extraordinary!"

  Mr. Dickens wheeled about, surveying the world from each and every window, speaking now north, now north by east, now east, now south: "I've traveled two long weeks with an idea. Bastille Day. Do you know it?"

  "The French
Fourth of July?"

  "Remarkable boy! By Bastille Day this book must be in full flood. Will you help me breach the tide gates of the Revolution, Pip?"

  "With these?" I looked at the pad and pencil in my hands.

  "Lick the pencil tip, boy!"

  I licked.

  "Top of the page: the title. Title." Mr. Dickens mused, head down, rubbing his chin whiskers. "Pip, what's a rare fine title for a novel that happens half in London, half in Paris?"

  "A--" I ventured.

  "Yes?"

  "A Tale," I went on.

  "Yes?!"

  "A Tale of ... Two Cities?!"

  "Madame!" Grandma looked up as he spoke. "This boy is a genius!"

  "I read about this day in the Bible," said Grandma. "Everything Ends by noon."

  "Put it down, Pip." Mr. Dickens tapped my pad. "Quick. A Tale of Two Cities. Then, mid-page. Book the First. 'Recalled to Life.' Chapter 1. 'The Period.'"

  I scribbled. Grandma worked. Mr. Dickens squinted at the sky and at last intoned: "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the Season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter--"

  "My," said Grandma, "you speak fine."

  "Madame." The author nodded, then, eyes shut, snapped his fingers to remember, on the air. "Where was I, Pip?"

  "It was the winter," I said, "of despair."

  Very late in the afternoon I heard Grandma calling someone named Ralph, Ralph, down below. I didn't know who that was. I was writing hard.

  A minute later, Grandpa called, "Pip!"

  I jumped. "Yes, sir!"

  "Dinnertime, Pip," said Grandpa, up the stairwell.

  I sat down at the table, hair wet, hands damp. I looked over at Grandpa. "How did you know ... Pip?"

  "Heard the name fall out the window an hour ago."

  "Pip?" said Mr. Wyneski, just come in, sitting down.

  "Boy," I said. "I been everywhere this afternoon. The Dover Coach on the Dover Road. Paris! Traveled so much I got writer's cramp! I--"

  "Pip" said Mr. Wyneski, again.

  Grandpa came warm and easy to my rescue.

  "When I was twelve, changed my name--on several occasions." He counted the tines on his fork. "Dick. That was Dead-Eye Dick. And ... John. That was for Long John Silver. Then: Hyde. That was for the other half of Jekyll--"

  "I never had any other name except Bernard Samuel Wyneski," said Mr. Wyneski, his eyes still fixed to me.

  "None?" cried Grandpa, startled.

  "None."

  "Have you proof of childhood, then, sir?" asked Grandpa. "Or are you a natural phenomenon, like a ship becalmed at sea?"

  "Eh?" said Mr. Wyneski.

  Grandpa gave up and handed him his full plate.

  "Fall to, Bernard Samuel, fall to."

  Mr. Wyneski let his plate lie. "Dover Coach...?"

  "With Mr. Dickens, of course," supplied Grandpa. "Bernard Samuel, we have a new boarder, a novelist, who is starting a new book and has chosen Pip there, Ralph, to work as his secretary--"

  "Worked all afternoon," I said. "Made a quarter!"

  I slapped my hand to my mouth. A swift dark cloud had come over Mr. Wyneski's face.

  "A novelist? Named Dickens? Surely you don't believe--"

  "I believe what a man tells me until he tells me otherwise, then I believe that. Pass the butter," said Grandpa.

  The butter was passed in silence.

  "...hell's fires..." Mr. Wyneski muttered.

  I slunk low in my chair.

  Grandpa, slicing the chicken, heaping the plates, said, "A man with a good demeanor has entered our house. He says his name is Dickens. For all I know that is his name. He implies he is writing a book. I pass his door, look in, and, yes, he is indeed writing. Should I run tell him not to? It is obvious he needs to set the book down--"

  "A Tale of Two Cities!" I said.

  "A Tale!" cried Mr. Wyneski, outraged, "of Two--"

  "Hush," said Grandma.

  For down the stairs and now at the door of the dining room there was the man with the long hair and the fine goatee and mustaches, nodding, smiling, peering in at us doubtful and saying, "Friends...?"

  "Mr. Dickens," I said, trying to save the day. "I want you to meet Mr. Wyneski, the greatest barber in the world--"

  The two men looked at each other for a long moment.

  "Mr. Dickens," said Grandpa. "Will you lend us your talent, sir, for grace?"

  We bowed our heads. Mr. Wyneski did not.

  Mr. Dickens looked at him gently.

  Muttering, the barber glanced at the floor.

  Mr. Dickens prayed:

  "O Lord of the bounteous table, O Lord who furnishes forth an infinite harvest for your most respectful servants gathered here in loving humiliation, O Lord who garnishes our feast with the bright radish and the resplendent chicken, who sets before us the wine of the summer season, lemonade, and maketh us humble before simple potato pleasures, the lowborn onion and, in the finale, so my nostrils tell me, the bread of vast experiments and fine success, the highborn strawberry shortcake, most beautifully smothered and amiably drowned in fruit from your own warm garden patch, for these, and this good company, much thanks. Amen."

  "Amen," said everyone but Mr. Wyneski.

  We waited.

  "Amen, I guess," he said.

  O what a summer that was!

  None like it before in Green Town history.

  I never got up so early so happy ever in my life! Out of bed at five minutes to, in Paris by one minute after ... six in the morning the English Channel boat from Calais, the White Cliffs, sky a blizzard of seagulls, Dover, then the London Coach and London Bridge by noon! Lunch and lemonade out under the trees with Mr. Dickens, Dog licking our cheeks to cool us, then back to Paris and tea at four and...

  "Bring up the cannon, Pip!"

  "Yes, sir!"

  "Mob the Bastille!"

  "Yes, sir!"

  And the guns were fired and the mobs ran and there I was, Mr. C. Dickens A-l First Class Green Town, Illinois, secretary, my eyes bugging, my ears popping, my chest busting with joy, for I dreamt of being a writer some day, too, and here I was unraveling a tale with the very finest best.

  "Madame Defarge, oh how she sat and knitted, knitted, sat--"

  I looked up to find Grandma knitting in the window.

  "Sidney Carton, what and who was he? A man of sensibility, a reading man of gentle thought and capable action..."

  Grandpa strolled by mowing the grass.

  Drums sounded beyond the hills with guns; a summer storm cracked and dropped unseen walls...

  Mr. Wyneski?

  Somehow I neglected his shop, somehow I forgot the mysterious barber pole that came up from nothing and spiraled away to nothing, and the fabulous hair that grew on his white tile floor...

  So Mr. Wyneski then had to come home every night to find that writer with all the long hair in need of cutting, standing there at the same table thanking the Lord for this, that, and t'other, and Mr. Wyneski not thankful. For there I sat staring at Mr. Dickens like he was God until one night: "Shall we say grace?" said Grandma.

  "Mr. Wyneski is out brooding in the yard," said Grandpa.

  "Brooding?" I glanced guiltily from the window.

  Grandpa tilted his chair back so he could see.

  "Brooding's the word. Saw him kick the rose bush, kick the green ferns by the porch, decide against kicking the apple tree. God made it too firm. There, he just jumped on a dandelion. Oh, oh. Here he comes, Moses crossing a Black Sea of bile."

  The door slammed. Mr. Wyneski stood at the head of the table.

  "I'll say grace tonight!"

  He glared at Mr. Dickens.

  "Why, I mean," said Grandma. "Yes. Please."

  Mr. Wyneski shut his eyes tight and began his prayer of destruction:

  "O Lord, who de
livered me a fine June and a less fine July, help me to get through August somehow.

  "O Lord, deliver me from mobs and riots in the streets of London and Paris which drum through my room night and morn, chief members of said riot being one boy who walks in his sleep, a man with a strange name and a Dog who barks after the ragtag and bobtail.

  "Give me strength to resist the cries of Fraud, Thief, Fool, and Bunk Artists which rise in my mouth.

  "Help me not to run shouting all the way to the Police Chief to yell that in all probability the man who shares our simple bread has a true name of Red Joe Pyke from Wilkesboro, wanted for counterfeiting life, or Bull Hammer from Hornbill, Arkansas, much desired for mean spitefulness and penny-pilfering in Oskaloosa.

  "Lord, deliver the innocent boys of this world from the fell clutch of those who would tomfool their credibility.

  "And Lord, help me to say, quietly, and with all deference to the lady present, that if one Charles Dickens is not on the noon train tomorrow bound for Potters Grave, Lands End, or Kankakee, I shall like Delilah, with malice, shear the black lamb and fry his mutton-chop whiskers for twilight dinners and late midnight snacks.

  "I ask, Lord, not mercy for the mean, but simple justice for the malignant.

  "All those agreed, say 'Amen.'"

  He sat down and stabbed a potato.

  There was a long moment with everyone frozen.

  And then Mr. Dickens, eyes shut said, moaning:

  "Ohhhhhhhhhh...!"

  It was a moan, a cry, a despair so long and deep it sounded like the train way off in the country the day this man had arrived.

  "Mr. Dickens," I said.

  But I was too late.

  He was on his feet, blind, wheeling, touching the furniture, holding to the wall, clutching at the doorframe, blundering into the hall, groping up the stairs.

  "Ohhhhh..."

  It was the long cry of a man gone over a cliff into Eternity.

  It seemed we sat waiting to hear him hit bottom.

  Far off in the hills in the upper part of the house, his door banged shut.

  My soul turned over and died.

  "Charlie." I said. "Oh, Charlie."

  Late that night, Dog howled.

  And the reason he howled was that sound, that similar, muffled cry from up in the tower cupola room.

  "Holy Cow," I said. "Call the plumber. Everything's down the drain."

  Mr. Wyneski strode by on the sidewalk, walking nowhere, off and gone.

  "That's his fourth time around the block." Grandpa struck a match and lit his pipe.

  "Mr. Wyneski!" I called.

  No answer. The footsteps went away.

  "Boy oh boy, I feel like I lost a war," I said.