The beast also had two groups of vestigial tentacles, appearing to be six or eight to a cluster; one on either side of its body, halfway up the massive neck.
This was a ristable. As everything was ristable.
The beast charged down the path between the natives, much like a bull entering the Plaza de Toros, and stopped in the center, its little red eyes glaring, the two front paws clopping at the dirt, leaving furrows.
Abruptly, a native stepped out of the crowd, and removed all his clothing—little enough to begin with—and called to the animal (Derr continued to think of it as a bull, for no good reason, except this seemed to be a bullfight), clapping his hands, stamping his feet.
Bullfight, Derr thought. This is more like it. Then he thought, Ristable. Kill Day.
The native moved slowly, letting the beast edge in on him. It pawed the ground, and snorted through a pair of breather holes below the horns. Then the native leaped in the air, and chanted something unintelligible. As he came down in the dirt, the animal moved sharply, and charged across the cleared space. People in its line of attack stepped back quickly; and the native leaped agilely out of the way.
It went that way for over an hour.
The ristable charged, and the native leaped out of its path.
Then, when Derr was convinced it would go on this way till darkness … the dance changed. Radically.
The native settled down cross-legged in the dirt, and clasped his hands to his chest. He settled down, and the bull charged. He settled down … and …
Great God! thought Derr in horror, he’s sitting there, letting it gore him. He’s …
Then it was over, and they carried the native away, as the ristable loped back down the path to the grassland.
There was no reaction from the crowd: no dismay, no applause, no notice taken.
Derr slipped back into the halftrack, bewildered; and sometime later, though Derr was unaware of it, the driver came back to the truck, stared at him silently for a few seconds, then vaulted over the low door, and started the engine.
Derr stirred slightly as the halftrack rolled away from the cleared space. His tracker’s mind registered that the dirt was of a darker hue than when they had arrived; and that the rest of the natives were walking swiftly back toward the village … carrying something sodden; but he seemed to be far lost in thought.
The halftrack passed the natives, and arrived in town an hour before the sodden cargo was brought in and laid to rest alongside hundreds of previous loads filling identical graves.
“I’m not going on with you, Nerrows,” Derr said.
“You know we’ll be heading out—Artemis, Shoista, Lalook, Coastal II—and we won’t be able to pick you up for almost three months.” He stared at Derr with annoyance.
“I know that.”
“Then why do you want to stay?”
“There’s a trophy here I want.”
Nerrows’ eyes slitted down. “Watch that stuff, Derr.”
“No, no, nothing like that. The ristable.”
“You mean the animal out there in the fields, the one they go fight every week?”
Derr nodded, checked the stet-rifle, though he was not going hunting for a while yet. “That’s it. But there’s something important these natives don’t know about that creature.” “Yeah? What?”
“How to kill it.”
“What are you talking about?”
Derr settled back on the cot, looked at Nerrows carefully. “I talked to some of the natives when I got back yesterday from that ceremony. They go out every week to fight the ristable.”
“So?”
“They always lose.”
“Always?”
“Every damned time. They haven’t won a bout with those beasts for as long as they can remember. Do you know that they plant their dead in rows of two hundred?”
The captain nodded. “Yes, I’ve noticed that.”
Derr pulled a cigar loose, lit it, smiled grimly. “But there’s something you didn’t know … namely, they plant rows on top of the rows. What’s out there now,” he waved at the native cemetery, “is the five-hundredth generation, or something like that. They’ve been fighting the ristables, dying regularly, and being planted for time beyond memory.”
The captain looked bemused. “The best fertilizer, they tell me.”
“Ah, that’s just it!” Derr waved the cigar melodramatically. “They’ve been winding up like that for centuries … without once winning.”
“Don’t they want to win?”
Derr looked perplexed for a moment, spread his hands. “From what I can tell, from what I was able to get out of the Headsman, they just don’t know any other way. They’ve been doing it that way, just that way, since before they can remember, and they don’t know why. I asked the Headsman, and he stared at me as if I’d asked him why he breathed.
“Then he answered that it was just the way things were; that’s all.”
Nerrows scuffed his feet at the hard-packed floor of the hut. He looked up at Derr finally. “What’s that got to do with you?”
“I got the permission of the Headsman to go into the cleared space, in place of a native some week soon. He thought I was nuts, but he’ll soon see how an Earthman fights!”
For ten weeks Derr had watched them get mauled and bloodied and ripped and killed. Now, stripped to the waist, clad only in a breechclout, the ornately-carved bush-knife in his thick, square hand, Nathaniel Derr moved into the cleared space to face his first ristable.
The beast loped in from the grassland almost immediately, passing between the natives lining the path without touching anyone. Strange how it seems to know what ifs to fight, and not bother any others, he thought, hefting the razor-bladed weapon. Sweat had begun to stand out on his face, and the smooth handle of the knife felt slippery in his grip. He dried his hand on the breechclout, and took the knife again.
The ristable lumbered into the clearing, and Derr made note that it was not the one he had seen the week before last, nor the week before that, nor last week. Each week seemed to bring another beast—at some unknown, unbidden signal—ready to gore a nut-brown native with that deadly, alabaster horn.
Derr circled around the edge of the clearing, feeling the heat-stink of the natives behind him. The beast pawed and circled, too, as though uncertain.
Then it charged. It shot forward on six double-jointed legs, its tentacle clusters flailing, its head lowered, the breath snorting from its breather holes.
Derr spun out of the way. The beast pulled up short before it rammed the crowd.
It turned on him, staring with little red eyes.
Derr stared back, breath coming hot and fast. He felt good; he felt fine; he felt the kill coming. It was always like this.
The ristable lurched forward again, this time seeming to make a short, sharp, sidestepping movement; Derr had to be quick. He managed to twirl himself past the beast with only a scant millimeter between his flesh and that bone-white horn.
The ristable brought up sharply, stopped, turned, and glared at Derr.
This was the pojar, as the natives called it. The time to stop, the moment to sit down and be killed. So Derr sat down, in the manner he had seen the natives do it … . and oddly, the crowd exhaled with relief.
The ristable pawed, snorted, charged.
It came for him … and suddenly Derr was up, thrusting himself from the dirt with the strength of his legs, and the ristable could not stop its movement, and it was past the spot where Derr had sat cross-legged, its horn tearing the air viciously where Derr’s chest had been a moment before.
But Derr was not there to die.
He was whirling, clutching, and in a stride and a breath he was on the ristable’s back; and the knife hand came up with a slash and the blood, and down with a thud and the blood, and back again with a rip and more blood, and three times more, till the ristable convulsed and tried to bellow, and tipped over, the legs failing in precision step.
Derr le
aped free as the ristable collapsed to the dirt. He watched in silence and power, the awe and fury of the triumphant hunter flowing in him like red, rich wine; watched as his trophy bled to death on the sand.
It died soon enough.
Then the natives seized him.
“Hold it! Stop! What are you doing? I won, I killed the thing … I showed you how to do it… let me go!” But they had him tightly by the arms and the waist, without word and without expression. They started to take him away, back to the village.
He struggled and screamed, and had they not taken the blade from him he would no doubt have slashed them. But he was powerless, and screamed that he had done them a favor, showed them how to kill the ristable.
Then when they had him tied in the hut at the edge of the village, the Headsman told him …
“You have killed the ristable. You will die.”
As simply as that. No question, no comment, no appeal, he was to die. The night came all too soon.
When the moons were high overhead he called for the Headsman. He called, and the Headsman thought it was for a final wish, a boon. But it was not, for this was not a Ristabite: this was the Earthman who had not known the way of it, who had killed the god ristable.
“Look,” Derr tried to be calm and logical, “tell me why I’m to die. I don’t know. Can’t you see, if I’m to die, I have a right to know why!”
So the Headsman drew from tribal legend, from memories buried so deeply they were feelings in the blood without literal word or meaning, but were simply “the way of it.”
And this was it… this was the secret behind it, that wasn’t really a secret at all, but just the way of it:
Who rules who? [the Headsman said.] Take the blood in your veins. How do you know that at one time the blood might not have been the dominant life form of Earth, ruling its physical bodies, using them as tools. Then, as time and eons passed, the blood turned its thoughts to other things, maintaining the bodies merely as habitations.
It could be so … if the blood ruled you, and not you the blood, it could be so [the Headsman said]. The last thing you would do, under any circumstances, is spill your blood. Don’t you wince when you bleed, when you cut yourself, and you rush to bandage yourself? What if it were so, and you had lost the racial memory that said I am ruled by my blood … but still you would know the way of it.
That was how it was on Ristable. At one time the bulls, the ristable beasts, ruled the natives. They built the cities with what were now atrophied tentacles. Then as the eons passed, they turned to higher things; and allowed their bodies to graze in the fields; and let the natives feed them; and let the cities rot into themselves.
As time passed, the memories passed—oh, it was a long time; long enough for the mountains of Ristable to sink into grasslands —and eventually the natives had no recollection of what they had been, not even considering themselves ruled, so long and so buried was it. Then they took care of the ristables, and one last vestige of caste remained, for the bulls accepted sacrifices. The natives went to die … and one a week was put beneath the sod … and that was the way of it.
So deep and so inbred, that there was not even a conscious thought of it; that was simply the way of it.
But here was a stupid Earthman who had not known the way of it. He had won. He had killed a god, a ruler, deeper than any rule that ever existed …
That was the secret that Derr learned; the secret that was not even a secret really: just the way of it.
“So if there is anything I can grant,” said the Headsman in true sorrow, for he bore this Earthman no malice, “just tell it.”
And Nathaniel Derr, the great white hunter from Earth, thought about it.
Finally, as they untied him, taking him to the cleared area outside the village where he had killed the god ruler, the final twist came to him. Then he made his request, knowing the Mercantile Ship would come months too late, and there was nothing to be done.
He made Ms request, and they tied him between the posts, and finally the new ristable came, with its snow-white horn lowered, and fire in its eyes.
He watched the ristable pawing and snorting and charging, and he knew his request would be carried out.
How strange, he thought, as the tip of the horn plunged deep to the softness that lies within all hard men. Of all the trophies I’ve gathered …
Then there was no thought of trophies.
So there it is, hanging between the hartebeest and the szlygor in the Trottersmen’s trophy room. There was no choice about hanging it; after all, thirteen million dollars is thirteen million dollars. But it does give the members a chill from hell.
Still, there it hangs, and usually the room is closed off. But occasionally, if drinks are too many, and wit is abundant, the tale will be told. Perhaps not always with accuracy, but always with wonder.
Because it is a marvelous job of taxidermy.
There are even members who are willing to pay to find out how the Ristabite natives who did the job were able to retain the clean white color of the hair …
… and that damned watchfulness to the eyes.
!!!THE!!TEDDY!!CRAZY!!SHOW!!!
They hotted-up the studio audience with fifteen minutes of rock by Fred Nietzsche & The Ubermenschen and another five minutes of second-string witticisms by the announcer; an ex-m.c. named Rollin Jacoby who had lost his own network game show when the FCC had received reports he was shtupping female contestants in exchange for the right answers.
By the time ON THE AIR hit, the gallery was electric with the barely-subdued atmosphere of a Roman arena, the voyeurs and sadists waiting for the Christians to be thrown to the Protestants.
Everyone’s eyes went to the monitors as the musical theme swelled in the studio, and the credits began to roll.
“Here it is! Eleven o’clock, Pacific Standard Time, Now, Today, This minute, and time for THE TEDDY CRAZY SHOW!” Jacoby hyped the announcement into his chest-mike, and the crawl card rolled !!!THE!!TEDDY!CRAZY!!SHOW!!! in Cyrillic script. Then, PRODUCED BY HOP1E PLEEN, and DIRECTED BY GRANT WHITSEN, and then Jacoby came in over once more: “And here he is, awakened America … the man who won’t back off, the man who gets it said, the man who pulls their covers and dumps their mud … the man of the Now …”
And he came out of the wings as cameras 2 & 3 caught him in double-exposure …
“Teddy … Crazeeeee … !”
The applause was deafening. The chimpanzees did not even need a cue card telling them to bang their sweaty palms together. The sight of him was enough. They clapped, and screamed, and yowled, and laughed, and whistled, and stomped, and howled and Jan Breebnick (known to Awakened America as Teddy Crazy) walked in stately fashion across the small stage. Just before he sat down, he did a little dance-step, his famous little dance-step, loose-jointed as an epileptic, and the studio mob went wild again. And then Teddy Crazy took his seat behind the desk, behind the water pitcher, behind the sheets of flimsies on his guests, behind the microphone, and began his three thousand, nine hundred and fifty-fifth show on late night television.
“Who’s the first yo-yo, Rollin?” Teddy Crazy demanded.
From the empty air came the reply, “Your first guest tonight is a winner, Teddy. It’s Professor Heinrich Tessler, who just received a government grant of half a million dollars to explore his theory that there is an entrance to the hollow interior of the Earth somewhere near the North Pole.”
The audience waited a split-second for Teddy to get “his face.” Teddy could let the viewing audience know whether he was going to believe a guest or debunk him, merely by using one of two “faces” he kept in a drawer of the desk. One face was the drooling, imbecilic countenance of a hydrocephalic child, and the other was the studious and informed expression of a Renaissance man.
Teddy pulled out the moron face, and the audience clapped wildly, screamed and beat at the air with their voices as a stooped, septuageneric old man of gray features and weary eyes plodded onto the stage, and
took a seat across from Teddy Crazy behind the desk.
Teddy stared at the old man.
Professor Tessler’s beard was as ineffectual as the old man seemed to be. It was gray, and it was hanging from his chin, but it was sparse, stringy, great empty patches of bare skin showing through, as though the face had given up halfway through its growth.
“Boy, you really look like a crazy mad scientist,” was Teddy Crazy’s opening shot.
Professor Tessler began to tremble. “I haf come here to talk aboudt …”
“You talk about what we want you to talk about, Prof ole nutso buddy!” Teddy Crazy interrupted the thick Bavarian accent. “And you know why, sweetheart?”
It was rhetorical. Teddy didn’t even wait.
“I’ll tell you why: it’s because you’ve just been given a half a million of United States of America’s taxpayers’ hard-earned money to go off into the Arctic to follow up some coocoo idea you got in a hash dream one night! And how that money is spent, money we all worked like dogs to make, is the concern of the folks who tune in every weekday night at eleven to find out the truth about weirdos like you, who can fleece our corrupt, pinko-loving government out of that much dough … that’s why!”
Applause. Stomping. Hooting. A lynch tenor in the mob.
“Now. Whaddaya got to say for yourself, Prof?”
Tessler fidgeted. He wrung his hands together, out of sight below the desk. His rheumy little eyes darted back and forth. “I vas told py your broducer dot if I game on your schow I gould tell aboudt my theory vithoudt there beink vun made uff me …”
Teddy Crazy got a mean look on his ruggedly handsome features. “Oh … now you’re gonna sit there and lie at us, right, Professor? Well, there’s my Producer, Mr. Hobie Pleen, standing right there … would you turn Camera #1 on him, please.” The camera was revolved and the red light went on. “Hobie,” Teddy Crazy asked him, “did you promise this man some sort of immunity from honest constructive questioning?”