Almost instantaneously there is a response.
From: Christian Grey
Subject: Your New Computer (on loan)
Date: May 23 2011 08:22
To: Anastasia Steele
The computer is on loan. Indefinitely, Miss Steele.
I note from your tone that you have read the documentation I gave you. Do you have any questions so far?
Christian Grey
CEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc.

I can’t help but grin.

From: Anastasia Steele Subject: Enquiring Minds Date: May 23 2011 08:25
To: Christian Grey
I have many questions, but not suitable for email, and some of us have to work for a liv- ing.
I do not want or need a computer indefinitely. Until later, good day. Sir.
Ana

His reply again is instant, and it makes me smile.