me help with some of the labor." He laughed. "You won't believe this, but I have 
   never enjoyed anything as much as I enjoyed working on the cabin."
   "Deal," both Toni and Buddy said simultaneously.
   Toni jumped into Buddy's outstretched arms, wrapping her legs around his waist, 
   and kissed his lips. "I told you he'd go for it." While Buddy continued to hold 
   her, she looked at Lance. "The stuff you bought last night is okay for snacks 
   and sandwiches," she said, "but I need to make a trip to Winston to stock up on 
   staples and real food."
   "I'm sure you're right," Lance said as he pulled out his billfold. "We need to 
   set up some kind of household fund, but until we do, how much do you think you 
   need?"
   "A hundred bucks should do it," she said as she pulled away from Buddy.
   "I don?t have that much cash on me."
   "I'm loaded," she said as she beamed at Buddy. "Buddy paid me this morning. You 
   can reimburse me later."
   "Wiggle your butt, Ugly," Buddy said. "It's already two o'clock. You whupped me 
   at pool last night, but I'm gonna dance off both your shoes tonight. I want you 
   all cleaned up and ready to go by five o'clock."
   Toni looked at Lance apologetically. "Buddy and I are going to a barbecue and 
   square-dance in Walnut Cove tonight. I'll fix your supper before I leave."
   Lance coughed, stalling for time to think. "No need," he finally said. "I meant 
   to tell you. I have plans for tonight myself."
   He spent the afternoon in his study, playing on the Internet. He used various 
   search engines, trying to locate a publisher for Toni's short stories. He found 
   dozens of sites, called e-zines, that publish short stories, but they either 
   paid authors little or nothing.
   He was having a difficult time concentrating. He castigated himself repeatedly 
   for not realizing Toni and Buddy were lovers. The signs were all there. They 
   even have pet manes for each other, he reminded himself. I got her over her 
   hang-up and Buddy is reaping the benefit.
   He looked up the number for Flint's Grocery, dialed and received a busy signal. 
   He waited a few minutes and tried again with the same result.
   With images of Toni in Buddy's arms, he walked to the lake, intending to try out 
   one of the new rowboats, but changed his mind. He returned to the cabin just in 
   time to wave at Buddy as he towed away the RV.
   He tried calling Flint's Grocery again and the line was still busy. "Tracy's 
   relief comes on at five," he mumbled to himself. "It's nearly four. I think I'll 
   pay her a personal visit."
   Lance quickly showered and changed into a sport shirt and slacks and headed for 
   the Flint's Grocery. He slowed as he approached Hospital Road, but changed his 
   mind. "She's probably on the pill," he said to the empty Taurus. He tried to 
   visualize a romantic encounter with Tracy Flint, but it was Toni's face that 
   dominated his mind's eye.
   Chapter Six
    
   As Lance approached Flint's Grocery, something didn't seem quite right. There 
   was only one vehicle in the parking lot, an old van, and it was backed up to the 
   door, completely blocking it. Probably one of her suppliers, he thought as he 
   parked at the far right of the building, but he shouldn't be blocking the door 
   like that.
   Still, the scene was suspicious. He slowly walked towards the door, eyeing the 
   unmarked van. The rear doors were wide open and Lance peeked inside. It was 
   loaded with cases of beer. He peered through the glass in the entrance door to 
   the store, but it was too dingy to see anything. He put his hand on the doorknob 
   but hesitated as he heard voices from within.
   "What we gonna do with the woman?" a male voice asked.
   "Bring her over here," a second voice said. "On your knees honey. Now!"
   "Don't mess with her, Zeke. She done everything we told her. She give us the 
   money and loaded every beer she's got in the van fer us."
   "I ain't gonna mess with her, man. Say yer prayers, honey. Bobby's gonna blow 
   yer pretty brains out."
   "Please don't hurt me," Tracy pleaded.
   "You ain't thinkin' straight, Zeke. You're too drunk. I ain't havin' nothin' to 
   do with no murder."
   Lance felt his heart pounding as he crouched before the door and used his thumb 
   to clean a quarter sized spot on the bottom windowpane.
   "Ain't got no choice, Bobby. She kin identify us. Many trips as she made loading 
   the beer on the van, she's probably got the tag number memorized."
   Bobby stood facing the door, his left hand twisted in Tracy's hair as she knelt 
   before him, and his right hand holding a pistol. "Zeke, I ain't tradin' a couple 
   hundred bucks and a few beers for the 'lectric chair. We kin tie her up and put 
   her in the back room. We'll be long gone 'fore anyone finds her."
   "You da one what's too drunk to think straight, Bobby. She seen the license 
   tag."
   "I didn't," Tracy begged. "So help me, I didn't look at it. I swear to God I 
   won't report this. Just take the money. I won't tell."
   "Waste her, Bobby. Go on. Do it."
   Dad, Lance prayed, you made me play football in high school. Help me remember 
   how to make a flying tackle.
   "I ain't gonna do it man."
   "Gimmie the dang gun, chicken. I'll do it."
   "No!" Bobby cried as he lifted the gun in the air, releasing Tracy's hair.
   Zeke reached for the gun and, as the two men struggled, Tracy rolled away, 
   momentarily diverting their attention. The gun popped into the air, bounced on 
   the counter and fell behind it.
   Lance bolted through the door and threw himself headlong into Zeke's back. The 
   force of the blow propelled Zeke into Bobby and the three men tumbled to the 
   floor as Tracy scrambled to her feet.
   Bobby rolled to his back and, as he tried to get up, Tracy stomped her right 
   brogan directly between his legs. Bobby clutched his groin and howled in pain as 
   Zeke, now in a sitting position, launched a wild punch towards Lance who had 
   scrambled to his knees. The toe of Tracy's brogan broke Bobby's jaw and his body 
   went limp as a right uppercut from Lance caught Zeke under the chin. Zeke 
   screamed when his head bounced off the concrete floor. He rolled over and lay 
   motionless.
   Panting, Lance looked up at Tracy. "You okay?"
   She nodded.
   "What do we do now?"
   Tracy rushed behind the counter, tossed Lance a roll of duct tape, and dialed 
   911 as Lance bound the robbers.
   The elderly farmer who ran the grocery store for Tracy at night was the first to 
   arrive, and a deputy sheriff was right behind him. Within minutes, other 
   deputies were on the scene and curiosity seekers began to file in.
   Amid the flash of cameras, Lance told his story to three different 
   investigators. Tracy was on the other side of the store doing the same thing. 
   Onlookers volunteered to unload the stolen beer from the van and soon a tow 
   truck arrived and hauled off the vehicle.
   An hour passed before the law enforcement officers departed, but the store was 
   now jammed with television crews, curious neighbors and well-wishers who 
   surrounded Tracy, expressing their sympathy and hoping for j 
					     					 			uicy details.
   Lance slipped out the door, adrenaline still pumping, but at a lesser rate.
   "Lance. Wait."
   He turned and saw Tracy approaching.
   "What can I say?" she said. "That was the bravest thing I've ever seen. You 
   saved my life." She wrapped her arms around his neck.
   "You need to wash your windows, Tracy. If they were clean, people passing on the 
   road might have seen what was happening."
   "First thing tomorrow," she promised. "Thank God you showed up when you did, but 
   why did you come today? You stocked up on groceries last night."
   "I tried several times to call you, but your line was busy. I thought maybe 
   you'd like to do something tonight. I understand there is a dance in Walnut 
   Cove. I don't know how to square-dance, but I'm willing to learn."
   She stepped back and smiled sheepishly. "I came on to you pretty strong last 
   night, didn't I."
   "I was flattered," he said.
   "You remember me telling you about the mechanic who used to work for my dad?"
   He laughed. "How could I forget? You talked about him all night."
   "He ? he called today. Well ? actually I called him. We talked a long time. He's 
   going to move in with me this weekend and reopen our garage."
   Lance grinned. "I know that's what you wanted, but I thought he refused to work 
   for a woman."
   She nodded and smiled. "He won't exactly be working for a woman. I'm going to 
   marry the bum and we'll run the place together."
   Lance drove slowly back to Danbury and was trembling when he approached the 
   diner. Delayed reaction, he told himself. The parking lot was crowded and he did 
   not want to face the antagonism with which he was so familiar.
   He felt weak as he entered the cabin and slumped, exhausted, in his recliner. 
   Using the remote control, he clicked on the big screen TV. Local news programs 
   were over, but he watched the NBC network news. His mind continuously replayed 
   the scene at Flint's Grocery. He knew both WXII-TV and WFMY-TV had film crews on 
   the scene and he resolved to watch the eleven o'clock local news.
   Hunger pangs joined the other knots in his stomach and he went to the kitchen, 
   but when he sat at the table, looking at the two baloney sandwiches he made, his 
   mind rebelled. You deserve better than this, he told himself.
   He checked his watch. Most of the diners will be gone by now, he decided, but 
   when he arrived at the Danbury Diner, the parking lot was still full. "Don't 
   these people ever go home?" he muttered.
   He screwed up his courage and pushed open the diner door.
   "There he is!" someone shouted.
   Suddenly a crush of people surrounded him, hugging him, shaking both his hands, 
   and slapping him on the back. Everyone was talking at once. He didn't even know 
   most of the people.
   Someone began singing "For He's a Jolly Good Fellow," and others quickly joined 
   in. One of the men from Buddy's crew was standing on a tabletop, waving his 
   hands as if he were directing a choir.
   "Leave him be," Skinny demanded as he pushed through the crowd and wrapped his 
   arm around Lance. "Man must be starved."
   "His dinner is on me," someone shouted.
   Skinny led him to an empty table. "You like T-bones?" he asked.
   Lance smiled and nodded. "How about fries, my special salad and homemade dinner 
   rolls to go with it?"
   "Sounds great."
   "Funny thing, Lance," Red Suspenders said. "I was in my storeroom this afternoon 
   and found a whole bunch of them red phones you wanted. You can trade in the 
   black one you bought."
   "That's great," Lance replied. "I'll stop by in the morning. Now that I've moved 
   into the cabin I need a total of five."
   "Tell us about it," someone pleaded.
   Lance looked up and found he was completely surrounded by a sea of smiling 
   faces.
   "Not much to tell. I blundered into a robbery in progress. The two guys were 
   drunk as skunks. Tracy took care of one while I took out the other. That's it."
   "Ain't the way I heared it," another of Buddy's crew said. "I went down there 
   right after it happened. Heared about it on the scanner at the pool hall. Tracy 
   said they was about to kill her when you busted in and whupped tail."
   "Tell us about it, Mr. Sayer," a frail white-haired woman pleaded.
   Lance sighed and told the complete story as best he could. Skinny served the 
   meal just as he finished.
   "Take away that Pepsi and give the man a beer," someone said.
   Lance held up his hands as he smiled. "Really, folks. I'd rather have a Pepsi 
   tonight."
   Three complete strangers occupied the remaining chairs at his table and the 
   surrounding crowd remained. Lance found himself doing more talking than eating. 
   He answered questions about the renovation at the cabin, the upcoming fishing 
   contest, his computer software business and the Christmas tree project.
   As he finished a huge slab of chocolate cake, Red Suspenders pushed through the 
   crowd. "I went and got them red phones for you," he said. "I stacked 'em on the 
   front seat of your car."
   "Thanks. I'll stop by and settle up with you tomorrow."
   "No charge," the hardware store owner said as he hooked his thumbs under the 
   braces and popped them against his chest.
   "Hey, folks," Skinny said as he approached carrying a cigar box. "I think the 
   pool is over and Lance is the winner." As the crowd applauded the decision, 
   Skinny placed the container on the table. "The money's yourn," Skinny said with 
   his imitation southern drawl, "but you can't have the box. Them things is hard 
   to come by."
   Lance sat in the darkened ballroom, flipping back and forth between two 
   television stations. WXII-TV ran the story first and WFMY-TV soon followed. 
   WXII-TV said his name was Chance Saver. WFMY-TV got his name right but said he 
   was a customer in the store who sneaked up on the robbers. Both stations showed 
   video of the store, but they only interviewed Tracy on camera. She didn't 
   mention Lance.
   She probably did mention me, he thought, but they edited it out. He held up the 
   remote control to click off the TV just as the anchor said, "There was a big 
   hoe-down in Walnut-Cove tonight. Stay tuned for the story after these messages."
   Lance chuckled at the commercial for sanitary napkins and became thirsty as the 
   next commercial showed a man crawling over desert sand towards an oasis composed 
   of hundreds of cans of beer floating in a pond of ice. I wonder if they'll show 
   video of Buddy and Toni? he asked himself as the anchor introduced the piece.
   They did. Toni's dancing image occupied the entire ninety second spot as a 
   narrator told the story. Why not? Lance reasoned. She's a beautiful woman. He 
   loved the white cowboy hat she wore, the shiny long-sleeved blue blouse that 
   ended just below her breasts, the extra short blue miniskirt that began just 
   below her navel and the white boots on her feet.
   Lance nursed a beer as, propped up in his bed, he watched the Tonight Show. When 
   he snapped off the lights and settled between the sheets, he smiled as he 
   relived the scene at the Danbury Diner. The television stations may not see me 
   as a her 
					     					 			o, he thought, but the people who count do.
   The smile disappeared when he heard Buddy's truck park in front of the cabin. He 
   listened for the sound of truck doors opening. After ten minutes, he could stand 
   it no longer. Leaving the bedroom lights off, he moved to the window. The porch 
   light he left on for Toni illuminated the truck, but tree branches obscured his 
   vision of the occupants.
   Wonder what they're doing? he asked himself. He laughed sarcastically and said 
   aloud, "You have to ask?"
   When Lance went to the kitchen for morning coffee, Toni, dressed in a 
   see-through nightgown, sat at the kitchen table, watching a television news 
   program.
   She jumped up and hugged him. "Lance," she cried. "You're a hero. I'm so proud 
   of you."
   "Didn't amount to much," he said as he pulled away from her. "It's no big deal."
   She watched him pour a cup of coffee. "I think it's a big deal."
   He shrugged his shoulders and leaned against the counter, sipping the steaming 
   liquid from his favorite red cup and forcing himself not to look at the luscious 
   body the thin material clearly revealed. "You have a good time last night?"
   She nodded. "It was okay. The food was good."
   He looked out the kitchen window. Two robins were fighting on the rail of the 
   deck. He chuckled when he realized what they were really doing. "I caught you on 
   the eleven o'clock news last night. I'd like to see you sometime in your dancing 
   clothes. You looked great on TV."
   "Lance, is something wrong?"
   "No, I just wish you'd do me a favor."
   "Name it."
   "Put a robe on when you're wearing that thin nightgown."
   "I ? I'm sorry. I'm used to living alone. I just didn't think." She moved beside 
   him, took the mug from his hand and set it on the counter. She wrapped her arms 
   around his waist. "I thought you'd enjoy seeing me like this."
   He did not push her away, but neither did he hold her. "It's bad enough 
   imagining you in Buddy Mabe's arms. It's pure torture seeing your sexy body, and 
   knowing that it belongs to Buddy."
   She hugged him tighter. "I'll have you know my sexy body belongs to me, Lance 
   Sayer. Buddy and I have been friends practically from the day we were born, and 
   friends is all we are."
   "Maybe, but you sure have me fooled. You go around hugging and kissing him all 
   the time, you call him 'Handsome,' you went out with him Thursday night and 
   again last night."
   She refilled her cup, returned to the table and stood there with her back turned 
   to him.
   Lance stole a glance. Her backside is just as gorgeous as the front, he 
   observed.
   "I told you where we were going last night. Buddy and I have won first prize in 
   the square-dancing contest at the annual Walnut Cove Hoe-down for the last nine 
   years."
   "According to the TV, you won again last night."
   She nodded. "Thursday afternoon I kept an appointment with Doc Henderson about 
   my cramps. I ran into Buddy at the diner and we wound up shooting a few games of 
   pool."
   "You sick?"
   "You know about my cramps."
   "Was the doctor able to help?"
   "We'll find out the next cycle. He gave me a Depo-Provera injection."
   "Never heard of it."
   She laughed. "It's a birth control drug. The advantage over the pill is that 
   it's effective a week after receiving it, where you have to be on the pill for a 
   month. You need a shot every thirteen weeks instead of taking the pill every day 
   and the best part ? the reason Doc Henderson wanted me to try it ? is that for 
   some women it greatly reduces cramping."
   "I hope it helps," he said as he refilled his mug.
   "What do you want for breakfast?"
   "I ate so much at the diner last night, I'm not hungry this morning." He headed 
   for the door.
   "Lance, hug me just once."
   He did not turn nor slow down. "I don't hug other men's women," he said. "You 
   and I are just friends, remember?"
   She screamed after him. "I'm not Buddy Mabe's woman. Lance, sometimes you make 
   me so angry I could cuss."
   They spent the morning working together in the study, but not speaking. Lance 
   was desperately trying to get back into the program enhancement interrupted two 
   months earlier. Toni was learning to use Microsoft Word by entering several of