We were at the usual fateful pass between the second and third game in the little low corridor outside the court, toweling off. She wanted to know what had come of my visits with Glyndora and Neucriss.
'Zero,' I said. 'Nobody knows nothin. Maybe you were right. Bert was just trying to phony up something to cover his tracks.' She started asking me questions and I told her a little about Archie and his betting scheme, and my misadventures yesterday, in which, in my version, I had stood up heroically to my old nemesis from the Force.
Brushy took in as much as I said and with her usual cool deliberation got fast to the bottom line.
'So whose credit card is it,' she asked, 'Bert's or Kam's?'
I had no idea.
'Where'd you find this card anyway?' she asked.
I was still keeping that part to myself. I didn't want anybody to put me near Bert's refrigerator. I invoked the magic words 'Attorney-Client' and pushed Brushy back onto the court, where she shortly whipped my butt once more, 21-7, dropping shots to the corners and banging the ball off the ceiling like a storm of large blue hail.
'Would it kill you if I won just once?' I complained as we were leaving.
'I know you, Mack. You have a weak character. You'd want to win every week.'
I denied it, but she didn't believe me. She was heading off to the ladies' locker room, and I asked about dinner, which we did now and then when we were both in the office late.
'I can't. Maybe later this week.'
'Who's the lucky fella?'
Brushy frowned. 'Tad, if you must. I'm meeting him for a drink.' Brushy's occasional rendezvous for lunch or cocktails or dinner with Krzysinski had been going on for some time, and nobody at G & G knew what to make of them. Tad had been on the job at TN no more than a month when he was personally named in a securities fraud case which Brushy had handled and won, filing a successful motion to dismiss. Purportedly, Krzysinski was just staying in touch, but everybody at the firm alternately suspected or hoped that he was getting the usual from Brushy, since any direct line to the top was valued, given the precariousness of our relationship with TN. The part that didn't fit was that Krzysinski had the rep of a serious family man, nine kids, and had been known to fly back from Fiji so he could be around for family Mass late afternoon on Saturday. On the other hand, as my mother would say, the devil finds a way into the safest home.
I greeted Brushy's news with a lascivious wag of my brow.
'Ooo la la,' I said. Between us, Brushy generally took this kind of joshing pretty well, but today she called the foul.
'I resent that,' she answered, and her eyes heated up. Brushy wanted to be thought of as a counselor to titans, a hotshot who'd be a logical drinking partner for a Fortune 500 King. Instead, here was her ace partner and pal assuming that she'd have one hand on her martini and the other on Tad's privates. I stood there in the hallway, a foot taller, sweating, and felt myself vulnerable for the lack of any smart remark.
'You happen to be wrong,' she went on, 'and you're getting to be worse than anybody else. Why do you suddenly think my sex life is your business?'
'Because I don't have one of my own?'
She remained in a huff.
'Maybe you should work on that,' she told me, and marched off down the narrow white hall that led to the locker rooms. The door was too heavy to slam but she gave it a try.
It was rare, but there were instants like this when between Brushy and me there was the throb of something, maybe lost opportunity. Especially in her early days, Brushy let a guy know she was available not long after you said how do you do, and for ten years or so we'd had this running thing about the great fun I was missing. I smiled but kept my distance. Not, by the way, that I was a man of perfect virtue. But it was bad enough being known around the office as a lush, and something about Brushy seemed to make her a daunting proposition, maybe just the well-worn story of a college student who worked in the mail-room and let it be known after one magic summer night that Brushy had so inspired him that they'd had, count them, nine separate encounters between 7:30 p.m. and the following dawn, an achievement that led the young man to be known thereafter solely as Nueve and cast such a pall over every man in the place that there was a palpable atmosphere of celebration the day the kid finally left to go back to school.
Anyway, during that period when my life seemed to be demonstrating some law of thermodynamics or entropy, all to the effect that if things could fuck up they would, with my sister dying and Nora wandering and Lyle in his teenaged funk and me sworn off the bottle, I finally spent an afternoon with her at the Dulcimer House, a class place around the corner. Sex with Brushy was, well, brief. I did not completely fail, but various thoughts of home and spouse, a staid life, and even social disease had suddenly crowded within me, leaving me weak as water and quick as mercury.
'So what?' Brushy had said, and I welcomed her kindness. For Brushy it was all conquest anyway. No doubt she felt better finding that she hadn't missed much.
As for me, I probably expected it. The only good sex I've had was when I was drunk, which must tell you something about me, I wish I knew what. Still, something was easier when I could blame each mishap on the bottle. I was so gassed, et cetera - that's why I spent two sawbucks on the hooker who sucked me off in the back of that taxi; that's why I plugged that girl, even after she puked. A lot of guys lose the capacity that far along, but now and then after half a bottle of Seagram's 7, I lit up like a firecracker.
Without it, there is not a lot left to be said. Every now and then some fancy still strikes me, the oddest things -some gal in a cosmetics ad or some ordinary-looking female whose skirt hikes up in a provocative way as she is crossing the street - and I find myself engaged in Man's Oldest Amusement. I know this is revolting to imagine, a grown man, a big one, with a hand on his own throttle, but we're not really talking about much. Afterwards I am full of Catholic shame, but also curiosity. What's wrong with me? I wonder. Am I just half-dead in that region, or is it that no woman can be as good as what I dream up myself? And what is it I dream? you ask. People. Couples, frankly. I admit it, I like to look. X-rated movies, but in my own theater. The man is never me.
So that's what I was thinking as I came out of the locker room into the reception area of Dr Goodbody's Health Club. There were a couple of chairs with a little table between them where most of the papers for the week were piled up, as well as the usual health and fitness magazines, and feeling somewhat morose anyway, I plopped myself down there, having half a mind to look for something in the newspaper, although at the moment I could not quite recollect what. The sports page was full of hype about the Super Bowl on Sunday and the high point of local interest, Friday night's Hands game with UW-Milwaukee. The season records of the Hands and the Meisters were in a box on the inside pages, and I noted, in passing, that Bert or Kam, whoever, had won the $5,000 wager he'd called Kam's Special on Infomode, the U over Cleveland State. I diddled around with that thought. The card statement had a $9,000 credit for December. He'd been winning, Kam or Bert, which meant nobody had a reason to steal to pay Archie.
I remembered then, suddenly, why I'd wanted to see the paper - to check what Glyndora'd torn out. I went through the day's Tribune twice with no luck, and was ready to quit when I found it at last in the late edition, an item from the City section: WEST BANK EXEC MISSING. The wife of prominent insurance industry executive Vernon 'Archie' Koechell confirmed that her husband had not appeared at home or work for the last two weeks. Koechell's disappearance had been reported to the Kindle Unified Police, who were investigating a possible connection to an undisclosed financial crime. On the jump page, there was a picture of Archie, a noble-looking business type with a round mug and a widow's peak. The photo was old, twenty years, but I recognized him, no doubt of that. We'd met face to face, so to speak, and I'd be a long time anyway forgetting the man I'd seen in Bert's refrigerator.
X.
YOUR INVESTIGATOR RESUMES SOME OLD BAD HABITS
A. Y
our Investigator Is Misled
Glyndora lives in a triplex in one of these resurrected areas in the shadow of the projects. I swear to God, when I come back from the dead I want to be a real estate developer. Sell people a three-room apartment for two hundred grand and when they go out in the morning their car has no hubcaps. Two blocks away you could see the kids, in tattered coats in this season, playing basketball and looking through the chain-link with their devastated dead expressions. But here the construction was reminiscent of a Hollywood set, perfection in every visible detail, and the ^el that you could put your hand right through it. The effect was Williamsburg. Little wooden doodads at the roofline and wrought-iron rails; starving saplings, bare sticks in January, were planted in little squares removed from the pavement. One could not help thinking of a theme park.
'Glyndora, it's Mack.' I had found her address in the firm personnel directory, and I wasn't expected. I made my apologies for bothering her at home through the buzzer intercom. 'I need to talk to you and I don't have a lot of time.'
'Okay.' Silence. Talk, man.'
'Come on, Glyndora. You don't need to be so entertaining. Let me in.' Nothing.
'Glyndora, cut the crap.' 'Call you tomorrow.'
'Like you did today? Listen, I'm gonna stand down here freezing my chestnuts and pressing on this buzzer and shouting your name. I'm gonna make a big goddamn scene, so that your neighbors wonder about the company you keep. And in the morning, I'm going straight to the Committee to tell them how you've been horsing me around.' Something here might pass for a credible threat. Especially the Committee. I stomped around on the stoop another minute in the dark, breathing smoke beneath the brass colonial lamp, with my chin nuzzled into my muffler. Finally I heard the buzz.
She waited for me at the top of the stairs, backlit by her own home and barring the way to her door. She was wearing a simple housedress and no makeup, and her stiff hair had been released from barrettes and looked somewhat shapeless. I more or less moved her across her own threshold, waving my hands to show I wouldn't take no for an answer. Inside, I seated myself at once on her sofa and opened my overcoat. I did my best to look heavyset and immobile.
'Aren't you going to offer me coffee? It's cold out there.'
Standing near the door, she showed no sign of moving.
'Look, Glyndora, there are a couple of things. One, maybe you can think again about whether you ever saw a little memo from Bert about the Litiplex checks. Two, the name Archie Koechell mean anything to you?'
She was going to stare me down, the way sideshow performers overcome certain fearsome creatures, cobras or bears. She put her hands to her waist and slowly shook her head.
'Glyndora, you answered Bert's phone for years and this guy Archie is a big pal of his. Think again. He's an actuary. And he's missing. Just like Bert. There was an article in the paper today. Maybe you saw it?'
Nothing. The same fiercely baleful expression. I blew on my fingertips to warm them and again asked for coffee.
She went this time, but not before she cussed me, tossing her head about in disbelief. I wandered around the apartment. Very nice. The sort of discreet middle-class taste I would have preferred in my own home. Light carpeting of a Berber weave and patterned fabrics with big flowers on the cushions of the rattansided furnishings. There was a kind of decorator painting, a lot of innocuous wave motion, over the sofa. Otherwise the walls were bare. Glyndora was not a person attached to images.
She was gone awhile. I looked into the kitchen, a little galley affair hinged to the cramped space the architect had probably called the 'eating area', but she was not in there. No coffee brewing either. I could hear her movements through another door or two and thought I detected her voice. Maybe in the John, or putting on her battle regalia. It would not be unlike Glyndora to be holding an animated conversation with herself, but I also had some thought of picking up the phone to see if she had reached out for somebody else. I held my breath, but I could not make out a word.
Across from me, in a corner of the dining room, was a little round etagere, a multilevel thing of chrome and glass. There were various glass animals - Steuben, if you asked Nora Goggins's ex-husband - and pictures of Glyndora's kid, a high-school graduation photo, complete with mortarboard, and a smaller snapshot, more recent, in a frame. An okay-looking guy, lean and muscular, the mother's strong build and good looks gender-translated, but with an impish unfocused expression that had never emanated from Glyndora since the day of her birth.
'You still here?' Over my shoulder, she looked remotely amused, probably with herself. 'Still warming up.'
She had combed her hair a little and reddened her lips, but her manner remained unyielding.
'Look, Glyndora,' I said, 'you're a smart guy and so am I, so let's skip the horseplay.'
'Mack, you' ain been no po-lice for twenty years, and I ain' never been no mope. So just take it somewhere else, man. I'm tired.' Glyndora is often at her blackest around white people, especially when she's on the offensive. In the office today, she'd spoken the same English as me.
'Come on, Glyndora. I already told you how it is. I'm the Question Man and you're the Answer Lady. Otherwise we can all sit down and discuss this tomorrow - you and me and the Committee.' I hoped the renewed threat, which had been enough to get me through the doorway, would make her relent. But the notion seemed to perk her up with a kind of tough amusement.
'I gotta do what you say, huh?'
'Sort of.'
'That figures, man. You like that, right?' I shrugged.
'Yeah, you like that. Just you and me and I ain't got no choice.'
'Come on, Glyndora.'
'Yeah, that's why you got to come round after dark to my house. Cause I ain't got no choice.'
Glyndora has what you might call issues. For her it always comes down to this, master and slave. She was moving in my direction now, sashaying slightly, a hip-rolling walk that was both deliberately provocative and defiant; I got back to my feet to greet her, but she still came a little bit closer than she was supposed to. She knew what she was up to and so did I, we'd both been to the movies. She was just going to back me down with her boldness. She'd cinched the waist on her dress and projected herself and her formidable anatomy at me, rocking a little on her toes, hands on her hips. She might as well have said, I dare you.
'So tell me, Mr Mack. What-all is it I gotta do for you?' Up close, her dark skin was a complex of colors, pointillis-tic. She was giving me a taunting smile, revealing a gap in her teeth which I'd never noticed over the fifteen years I've known her.
I said again, quietly, 'Come on.'
She stayed right there, head high, eye mighty. As a grown-up I have believed that priests, schoolteachers, and criminal investigators should have no carnal knowledge of the people over whom they exert authority. Temptations, naturally, abound. What it is with some gals there's no telling, but it sometimes seems they'd stand in line to screw a copper. You can take a guy built like a Franklin stove, half bald and dirty looking, a fella who'd sit at the end of the bar all night and attract no company, and once you put a uniform on him and a pistol on his hip, the guy's a freakin ladykiller. It's just a thing. Some fellas on the Force, it was a dream come true, they'd work for free, and others, so what.
For me, this was one of the few areas in my life where I had actually exhibited self-control. Naturally I was not perfect. There was a party girl from Minnesota one time who made me dizzy, witness in a white-slavery case in which we were making our usual effort to catch some of The Boys by hiding behind a tree. Twenty or twenty-one years old, beautiful blonde thing who looked so innocent you'd have thought she'd sailed in off some fjord. Terrible life. Ran from home because her old man was cornholing her each night, fell in with the wrong crowd in the city, and Jesus, forgive me for sounding as if I had a Catholic education, but then did everything in the world to degrade herself. There was some big TV star, a comedian whose name you'd know, who paid her two g's each time he was in town for h
er to come to his hotel and let him take a dump on her and then - prepare yourself - watch her eat it. This I am not making up. Anyway, Big Bad Mack thinks she's pretty neat. And Christ, this is her life, she catches on like that, the way a plant will turn to face the sunbeams. And so one day it comes to pass, I'm supposed to take her from the stationhouse to her apartment, pick up some address book where she has the name or two of some big-time gumbas, and we both know what's cooking, nature is about to take its course, and she opens the door to this rummy place - I remember the door was like a pockmarked face; somebody had taken an ax or crowbar to it - and inside is this little Chihuahua, this pygmy animal, spotted with black sores from the mange or some similar doggy disease, charging our feet. She tells it once to scoot and then chases this poor mutt around, kicking and cursing it with a look of such fixed and intense hatred that it sort of let the air out of my heart. It woke me up, I admit it, seeing the ugly mark all that cruelty had made on her, beaten up, assailed, like her door.
And I was awake now with Glyndora. Chugging right up to fifty and potbellied, I was not, I knew, the image rousing Glyndora in a parched erotic heat at night. But something wild and screwy was turned on in me, especially to see how far this was going to go, and feeling the daring that is always leaping up in me, else I die of fear, I took each index finger and with a thrilling directness settled them one at a time on the point of each breast, then, gently as somebody reading Braille, let my fingertips come to rest on the thin fabric of her dress. I could feel underneath the lace pattern of her brassiere.