“When we hunt in Wyoming the picket pin gophers and the prairie dogs are holed up already. That’s the fifteenth of September.”
“I’m going to watch and see if they really eat it,” Red said.
“Want to take my glasses?”
He watched and after a while he said, “I’ll be damned if I can tell. But it sure interests them.” Then he turned to Onèsime and said, “Piss pauvre Krauts, Onie. Pas de pistol, pas de binoculaire. Fuck-all rien.”
“Assez de sous,” Onèsime said. “We’re doing all right on the money.”
“No fucking place to spend it.”
“Some day.”
“Je veux spend maintenant,” Red said.
Claude opened one of the two bottles with the cork screw on his Boy Scout German knife. He smelled it and handed it to me.
“C’est du gnôle.”
The other outfit had been working on their share. They were our best friends but as soon as we were split they seemed like the others and the vehicles seemed like the rear echelon. You split too easy, I thought. You want to watch that. That’s one more thing you can watch.
I took a drink from the bottle. It was very strong raw spirits and all it had was fire. I handed it back to Claude who gave it to Red. Tears came into his eyes when he swallowed it.
“What do they make it out of up here, Onie?”
“Potatoes, I think, and parings from horses’ hooves they get at the blacksmith shop.”
I translated to Red. “I taste everything but the potatoes,” he said.
“They age it in rusty nail kegs with a few old nails to give it zest.”
“I better take another to take the taste out of my mouth,” Red said. “Mon Capitaine, should we die together?”
“Bonjour, toute le monde,” I said. This was an old joke we had about an Algerian who was about to be guillotined on the pavement outside the Santé who replied with that phrase when asked if he had any last words to say.
“To the butterflies,” Onèsime drank.
“To the nail kegs,” Claude raised the bottle.
“Listen,” Red said and handed the bottle to me. We all heard the noise of a tracked vehicle.
“The fucking jackpot,” Red said. “Along ongfong de la patree, le fucking jackpot ou le more.” He sang softly, the nail keg juice no good to him now. I took another good drink of the juice as we lay and checked everything and looked up the road to our left. Then it came in sight. It was a Kraut half-track and it was crowded to standing room only.
When you set a trap on an escape route you have four or, if you can afford them, five Teller mines, armed, on the far side of the road. They lie like round checker counters wider than the biggest soup plates and toad squatted in their thick deadliness. They are in a semi-circle, covered with cut grass and connected by a heavy tarred line which may be procured at any ship chandler’s. One end of this line is made fast to a kilometer marking, called a borne, or to a tenth of a kilometer stone, or any other completely solid object, and the line runs loosely across the road and is coiled in the first or second section of the trap.
The approaching overloaded vehicle was of the type where the driver looks out through slits and its heavy machine guns now showed high in anti-aircraft position. We were all watching it closely as it came nearer, so very overcrowded. It was full of combat S.S. and we could see the collars now and faces were clear then clearer.
“Pull the cord,” I called to the second outfit and as the cord took up its slack and commenced to tighten the mines moved out of their semi-circle and across the road looking, I thought, like nothing but green grass-covered Teller mines.
Now the driver would see them and stop or he would go on and hit them. You should not attack an armored vehicle while it was moving, but if he braked I could hit him with the big-headed German bazooka.
The half-track came on very fast and now we could see the faces quite clearly. They were all looking down the road where the point would come from. Claude and Onie were white and Red had a twitch in the muscle of his cheek. I felt hollow as always. Then someone in the half-track saw the blood and the Volkswagen in the ditch and the bodies. They were shouting in German and the driver and the officer with him must have seen the mines across the road and they came to a tearing swerving halt and had started to back when the bazooka hit. It hit while both outfits were firing from the two traps. The people in the half-track had mines themselves and were hurrying to set up their own road block to cover what had gone through because when the Kraut bazooka hit and the vehicle went up we all dropped our heads and everything rained down as from a fountain. It rained metal and other things. I checked on Claude and Onie and Red and they were all firing. I was firing too with a Smeizer on the slits and my back was wet and I had stuff all over my neck, but I had seen what fountained up. I could not understand why the vehicle had not been blown wide open or overturned. But it just blew straight up. The fifties from the vehicle were firing and there was so much noise you could not hear. No one showed from the half-track and I thought it was over and was going to wave the fifties off, when someone inside threw a stick grenade that exploded just beyond the edge of the road.
“They’re killing their dead,” Claude said. “Can I go up and put a couple into her?”
“I can hit her again.”
“No. Once was enough. My whole back’s tattooed.”
“Okay. Go on.”
He crawled forward, snaking in the grass under the fire of the fifties and pulled the pin from a grenade and let the lever snap loose and held the grenade smoking grey and then lobbed it underhand up over the side of the half-track. It exploded with a jumping roar and you could hear the fragments whang against the armor.
“Come on out,” Claude said in German. A German machine-gun pistol started shooting from the right-hand slit. Red hit the slit twice. The pistol fired again. It was obvious it was not being aimed.
“Come on out,” Claude called. The pistol shot again, making a noise like children rattling a stick along a picket fence. I shot back making the same silly noise.
“Come on back, Claude,” I said. “You fire on one slit. Red. Onie, you fire on the other.”
When Claude came back fast I said, “Fuck that Kraut. We’ll use up another one. We can get more. The point will be up anyway.”
“This is their rear guard,” Onie said. “This vehicle.”
“Go ahead and shoot it,” I said to Claude. He shot it and there was no front compartment and then they went in after what would be left of the money and the paybooks. I had a drink and waved to the vehicles. The men on the fifties were shaking their hands over their heads like fighters. Then I sat with my back against the tree to think and to look down the road.
They brought what paybooks there were and I put them in a canvas bag with the others. Not one of them was dry. There was a great deal of money, also wet, and Onie and Claude and the other outfit cut off a lot of S.S. patches and they had what pistols were serviceable and some that weren’t and put it all in the canvas sack with the red stripes around it.
I never touched the money. That was their business and I thought it was bad luck to touch it anyway. But there was plenty of prize money. Bertrand gave me an Iron Cross, first class, and I put it in the pocket of my shirt. We kept some for a while and then we gave them all away. I never liked to keep anything. It’s bad luck in the end. I had stuff for a while that I wished I could have sent back afterwards or to their families.
The outfit looked as though they had been showered by chunks and particles from an explosion in an abattoir and the other people did not look too clean when they came out from the body of the half-track. I did not know how badly I must have looked myself until I noticed how many flies there were around my back and neck and shoulders.
The half-track lay across the road and any vehicle passing would have to slow down. Everyone was rich now and we had lost no one and the place was ruined. We would have to fight on another day and I was sure this was the rear g
uard and all we would get now would be strays and unfortunates.
“Disarm the mines and pick up everything and we will go back to the farmhouse and clean up. We can interdict the road from there like in the book.”
They came in heavily loaded and everyone was very cheerful. We left the vehicles where they were and washed up at the pump in the farmyard and Red put iodine on the metal cuts and scratches and sifted Sulfa on Onie and Claude and me and then Claude took care of Red.
“Haven’t they got anything to drink in that farmhouse?” I asked René.
“I don’t know. We’ve been too busy.”
“Get in and see.”
He found some bottles of red wine that was drinkable and I sat around and checked the weapons and made jokes. We had very severe discipline but no formality except when we were back at Division or when we wanted to show off.
“Encore un coup manqué,” I said. That was a very old joke and it was a phrase that a crook we had with us for a while always uttered when I would let something worthless go by to wait for something good.
“It’s terrible,” said Claude.
“It’s intolerable,” said Michel.
“Me, I can go no further,” Onèsime said.
“Moi, je suis la France,” Red said.
“You fight?” Claude asked him.
“Pas moi.” Red answered. “I command.”
“You fight?” Claude asked me.
“Jamais.”
“Why is your shirt covered with blood?”
“I was attending the birth of a calf.”
“Are you a midwife or a veterinary?”
‘I give only the name, rank and serial number.”
We drank some more wine and watched the road and waited for the point to come up.
“Où est la fucking point?” Red asked.
“I am not in their confidence.”
“I’m glad it didn’t come up while we had the little accrochage,” Onie said. “Tell me, mon Capitaine, how did you feel when you let the thing go?”
“Very hollow.”
“What did you think about?”
“I hoped to Christ it would not trickle out.”
“We were certainly lucky they were loaded with stuff.”
“Or that they didn’t back up and deploy.”
“Don’t ruin my afternoon,” Marcel said.
“Two Krauts on bicycles,” Red said. “Approaching from the west.”
“Plucky chaps,” I said.
“Encore un coup manqué,” said Onie.
“Anybody want them?”
Nobody wanted them. They were pedaling steadily, slumped forward and their boots were too big for the pedals.
“I’ll try one with the M-1,” I said. Auguste handed it to me and I waited until the first German on the bicycle was past the half-track and clear of the trees and then had the sight on him, swung with him and missed.
“Pas bon,” said Red and I tried it again swinging further ahead. The German fell in the same disconcerting heartbreaking way and lay in the road with the vélo upside down and a wheel still spinning. The other cyclist sprinted on and soon the copains were firing. We heard the hard ta-bung of their shots which had no effect on the cyclist who kept on pedaling until he was out of sight.
“Copains no bloody bon,” Red said.
Then we saw the copains falling back to retire onto the main body. The French of the outfit were ashamed and sore.
“On peut les fusiller?” Claude asked.
“No. We don’t shoot rummies.”
“Encore un coup manqué,” said Onie and everybody felt better but not too good.
The first copain who had a bottle in his shirt which showed when he stopped and presented arms said, “Mon Capitaine, on a fait un véritable massacre.”
“Shut up,” said Onie. “And hand me your pieces.”
“But we were the right flank,” the copain said in his rich voice.
“You’re shit,” Claude said. “You venerable alcoholic. Shut up and fuck off.”
“Mais on a battu.”
“Fought, shit,” Marcel said. “Foute moi le camp.”
“On peut fusiller les copains?” Red asked. He had remembered it like a parrot.
“You shut up too,” I said. “Claude, I promised them two vélos.”
“It’s true,” Claude said.
“You and I will go down and give them the worst two and remove the Kraut and the vélo. You others keep the road cut.”
“It was not like this in the old days,” one of the copains said.
“Nothing’s ever going to be like it was in the old days. You were probably drunk in the old days anyway.”
We went first to the German in the road. He was not dead but was shot through both lungs. We took him as gently as we could and laid him down as comfortable as we could and I took off his tunic and shirt and we sifted the wounds with Sulfa and Claude put a field dressing on him. He had a nice face and he did not look more than seventeen. He tried to talk but he couldn’t. He was trying to take it the way he’d always heard you should.
Claude got a couple of tunics from the dead and made a pillow for him. Then he stroked his head and held his hand and felt his pulse. The boy was watching him all the time but he could not talk. The boy never looked away from him and Claude bent over and kissed him on the forehead.
“Carry that bicycle off the road,” I said to the copains.
“Cette putain guerre,” Claude said. “This dirty whore of a war.”
The boy did not know that it was me who had done it to him and so he had no special fear of me and I felt his pulse too and I knew why Claude had done what he had done. I should have kissed him myself if I was any good. It was just one of those things that you omit to do and that stay with you.
“I’d like to stay with him for a little while,” Claude said.
“Thank you very much,” I said. I went over to where we had the four bicycles behind the trees and the copains were standing there like crows.
“Take this one and that one and foute moi le camp.” I took off their brassards and put them in my pocket.
“But we fought. That’s worth two.”
“Fuck off,” I said. “Did you hear me? Fuck off.”
They went away disappointed.
A boy about fourteen came out from the estaminet and asked for the new bicycle.
“They took mine early this morning.”
“All right. Take it.”
“What about the other two?”
“Run along and keep off the road until the column gets up here.”
“But you are the column.”
“No,” I said. “Unfortunately we are not the column.”
The boy mounted the bicycle which was undamaged and rode down to the estaminet. I walked back under the hot summer sky to the farmyard to wait for the point. I didn’t know how I could feel any worse. But you can all right. I can promise you that.
“Will we go into the big town tonight?” Red asked me.
“Sure. They’re taking it now, coming in from the west. Can’t you hear it?”
“Sure. You could hear it since noon. Is it a good town?”
“You’ll see it as soon as the column gets up and we fit in and go down that road past the estaminet.” I showed him on the map. “You can see it in about a mile. See the curve before you drop down?”
“Are we going to fight any more?”
“Not today.”
“You got another shirt?”
“It’s worse than this.”
“It can’t be worse than this one. I’ll wash this one out. If you have to put it on wet it won’t hurt on a hot day like this. You feeling bad?”
“Yeah. Very.”
“What’s holding Claude up?”
“He’s staying with the kid I shot until he dies.”
“Was it a kid?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh shit,” Red said.
After a while Claude came back wheeling
the two vélos. He handed me the boy’s Feldbuch.
“Let me wash your shirt good too, Claude. I got Onie’s and mine washed and they’re nearly dry.”
“Thanks very much. Red,” Claude said. “Is there any of the wine left?”
“We found some more and some sausage.”
“Good,” Claude said. He had the black ass bad too.
“We’re going in the big town after the column overruns us. You can see it only a little more than a mile from here,” Red told him.
“I’ve seen it before,” Claude said. “It’s a good town.”
“We aren’t going to fight any more today.”
“We’ll fight tomorrow.”
“Maybe we won’t have to.”
“Maybe.”
“Cheer up.”
“Shut up. I’m cheered up.”
“Good,” Red said. “Take this bottle and the sausage and I’ll wash the shirt in no time.”
“Thank you very much,” Claude said. We were splitting it even between us and neither of us liked our share.
Landscape with Figures
“Landscape with Figures,” a story of the Spanish Civil War, was written around 1938, and was one of the short stories Hemingway suggested be included in a new collection he proposed in a letter to editor Maxwell Perkins on February 7, 1939.
IT WAS VERY STRANGE IN THAT HOUSE. The elevator, of course, no longer ran. The steel column it slid up and down on was bent and there were several marble stairs in the six flights which were broken so that you had to walk carefully on the edges as you climbed so that you would not fall through. There were doors which opened onto rooms where there were no longer any rooms and you could swing a perfectly sound-looking door open and step across the door sill into space: that floor and the next three floors below having been blasted out of the front of the apartment house by direct hits by high explosive shells. Yet the two top floors had four rooms on the front of the house which were intact and there was still running water in the back rooms on all of the floors. We called this house the Old Homestead.
The front line had, at the very worst moment, been directly below this apartment house along the upper edge of the little plateau that the boulevard circled and the trench and the weather-rotted sandbags were still there. They were so close you could throw a broken tile or a piece of mortar from the smashed apartment house down into them as you stood on one of the balconies. But now the line had been pushed down from the lip of the plateau, across the river and up into the pine-studded slope of the hill that rose behind the old royal hunting lodge that was called the Caso del Campo. It was there that the fighting was going on, now, and we used the Old Homestead both as an observation post and as an advantage point to film from.