Like every other night, John was in front of the computer tonight doing research. And, after getting bored, he started fantasizing about how exciting it would be to have a lifestyle similar to that of Indiana Jones’, Jack O’ Neil’s, or Flash Gordon’s. Unbeknownst to him at the time, he would indeed one day become something of a combination of these two classic heroes and more. He then heard the familiar chime of the Yahoo message notification. He went into his inbox.