This etext was prepared from the 1911 John Murray edition.
   Notes on a Journey from Cornhill to Grand Cairo
   by William Makepeace Thackeray
   DEDICATION
   TO
   CAPTAIN SAMUEL LEWIS,
   OF THE
   PENINSULAR AND ORIENTAL STEAM NAVIGATION COMPANY'S
   SERVICE.
   My Dear Lewis,
   After a voyage, during which the captain of the ship has displayed
   uncommon courage, seamanship, affability, or other good qualities,
   grateful passengers often present him with a token of their esteem,
   in the shape of teapots, tankards, trays, &c. of precious metal.
   Among authors, however, bullion is a much rarer commodity than
   paper, whereof I beg you to accept a little in the shape of this
   small volume.  It contains a few notes of a voyage which your skill
   and kindness rendered doubly pleasant; and of which I don't think
   there is any recollection more agreeable than that it was the
   occasion of making your friendship.
   If the noble Company in whose service you command (and whose fleet
   alone makes them a third-rate maritime power in Europe) should
   appoint a few admirals in their navy, I hope to hear that your flag
   is hoisted on board one of the grandest of their steamers.  But, I
   trust, even there you will not forget the "Iberia," and the
   delightful Mediterranean cruise we had in her in the Autumn of
   1844.
   Most faithfully yours,
   My dear Lewis,
   W. M. THACKERAY.
   LONDON:  December 24, 1845.
   PREFACE
   On the 20th of August, 1844, the writer of this little book went to
   dine at the--Club, quite unconscious of the wonderful events which
   Fate had in store for him.
   Mr. William was there, giving a farewell dinner to his friend Mr.
   James (now Sir James).  These two asked Mr. Titmarsh to join
   company with them, and the conversation naturally fell upon the
   tour Mr. James was about to take.  The Peninsular and Oriental
   Company had arranged an excursion in the Mediterranean, by which,
   in the space of a couple of months, as many men and cities were to
   be seen as Ulysses surveyed and noted in ten years.  Malta, Athens,
   Smyrna, Constantinople, Jerusalem, Cairo were to be visited, and
   everybody was to be back in London by Lord Mayor's Day.
   The idea of beholding these famous places inflamed Mr. Titmarsh's
   mind; and the charms of such a journey were eloquently impressed
   upon him by Mr. James.  "Come," said that kind and hospitable
   gentleman, "and make one of my family party; in all your life you
   will never probably have a chance again to see so much in so short
   a time.  Consider--it is as easy as a journey to Paris or to
   Baden."  Mr. Titmarsh considered all these things; but also the
   difficulties of the situation:  he had but six-and-thirty hours to
   get ready for so portentous a journey--he had engagements at home--
   finally, could he afford it?  In spite of these objections,
   however, with every glass of claret the enthusiasm somehow rose,
   and the difficulties vanished.
   But when Mr. James, to crown all, said he had no doubt that his
   friends, the Directors of the Peninsular and Oriental Company,
   would make Mr. Titmarsh the present of a berth for the voyage, all
   objections ceased on his part:  to break his outstanding
   engagements--to write letters to his amazed family, stating that
   they were not to expect him at dinner on Saturday fortnight, as he
   would be at Jerusalem on that day--to purchase eighteen shirts and
   lay in a sea stock of Russia ducks,--was the work of four-and-
   twenty hours; and on the 22nd of August, the "Lady Mary Wood" was
   sailing from Southampton with the "subject of the present memoir,"
   quite astonished to find himself one of the passengers on board.
   These important statements are made partly to convince some
   incredulous friends--who insist still that the writer never went
   abroad at all, and wrote the following pages, out of pure fancy, in
   retirement at Putney; but mainly, to give him an opportunity of
   thanking the Directors of the Company in question for a delightful
   excursion.
   It was one so easy, so charming, and I think profitable--it leaves
   such a store of pleasant recollections for after days--and creates
   so many new sources of interest (a newspaper letter from Beyrout,
   or Malta, or Algiers, has twice the interest now that it had
   formerly),--that I can't but recommend all persons who have time
   and means to make a similar journey--vacation idlers to extend
   their travels and pursue it:  above all, young well-educated men
   entering life, to take this course, we will say, after that at
   college; and, having their book-learning fresh in their minds, see
   the living people and their cities, and the actual aspect of
   Nature, along the famous shores of the Mediterranean.
   CHAPTER I:  VIGO
   The sun brought all the sick people out of their berths this
   morning, and the indescribable moans and noises which had been
   issuing from behind the fine painted doors on each side of the
   cabin happily ceased.  Long before sunrise, I had the good fortune
   to discover that it was no longer necessary to maintain the
   horizontal posture, and, the very instant this truth was apparent,
   came on deck, at two o'clock in the morning, to see a noble full
   moon sinking westward, and millions of the most brilliant stars
   shining overhead.  The night was so serenely pure, that you saw
   them in magnificent airy perspective; the blue sky around and over
   them, and other more distant orbs sparkling above, till they
   glittered away faintly into the immeasurable distance.  The ship
   went rolling over a heavy, sweltering, calm sea.  The breeze was a
   warm and soft one; quite different to the rigid air we had left
   behind us, two days since, off the Isle of Wight.  The bell kept
   tolling its half-hours, and the mate explained the mystery of watch
   and dog-watch.
   The sight of that noble scene cured all the woes and discomfitures
   of sea-sickness at once, and if there were any need to communicate
   such secrets to the public, one might tell of much more good that
   the pleasant morning-watch effected; but there are a set of
   emotions about which a man had best be shy of talking lightly,--and
   the feelings excited by contemplating this vast, magnificent,
   harmonious Nature are among these.  The view of it inspires a
   delight and ecstasy which is not only hard to describe, but which
   has something secret in it that a man should not utter loudly.
   Hope, memory, humility, tender yearnings towards dear friends, and
   inexpressible love and reverence towards the Power which created
   the infinite universe blazing above eternally, and the vast ocean
   shining and rolling around--fill th 
					     					 			e heart with a solemn humble
   happiness, that a person dwelling in a city has rarely occasion to
   enjoy.  They are coming away from London parties at this time:  the
   dear little eyes are closed in sleep under mother's wing.  How far
   off city cares and pleasures appear to be! how small and mean they
   seem, dwindling out of sight before this magnificent brightness of
   Nature!  But the best thoughts only grow and strengthen under it.
   Heaven shines above, and the humble spirit looks up reverently
   towards that boundless aspect of wisdom and beauty.  You are at
   home, and with all at rest there, however far away they may be; and
   through the distance the heart broods over them, bright and wakeful
   like yonder peaceful stars overhead.
   The day was as fine and calm as the night; at seven bells, suddenly
   a bell began to toll very much like that of a country church, and
   on going on deck we found an awning raised, a desk with a flag
   flung over it close to the compass, and the ship's company and
   passengers assembled there to hear the Captain read the Service in
   a manly respectful voice.  This, too, was a novel and touching
   sight to me.  Peaked ridges of purple mountains rose to the left of
   the ship,--Finisterre and the coast of Galicia.  The sky above was
   cloudless and shining; the vast dark ocean smiled peacefully round
   about, and the ship went rolling over it, as the people within were
   praising the Maker of all.
   In honour of the day, it was announced that the passengers would be
   regaled with champagne at dinner; and accordingly that exhilarating
   liquor was served out in decent profusion, the company drinking the
   Captain's health with the customary orations of compliment and
   acknowledgment.  This feast was scarcely ended, when we found
   ourselves rounding the headland into Vigo Bay, passing a grim and
   tall island of rocky mountains which lies in the centre of the bay.
   Whether it is that the sight of land is always welcome to weary
   mariners, after the perils and annoyances of a voyage of three
   days, or whether the place is in itself extraordinarily beautiful,
   need not be argued; but I have seldom seen anything more charming
   than the amphitheatre of noble hills into which the ship now came--
   all the features of the landscape being lighted up with a wonderful
   clearness of air, which rarely adorns a view in our country.  The
   sun had not yet set, but over the town and lofty rocky castle of
   Vigo a great ghost of a moon was faintly visible, which blazed out
   brighter and brighter as the superior luminary retired behind the
   purple mountains of the headland to rest.  Before the general
   background of waving heights which encompassed the bay, rose a
   second semicircle of undulating hills, as cheerful and green as the
   mountains behind them were grey and solemn.  Farms and gardens,
   convent towers, white villages and churches, and buildings that no
   doubt were hermitages once, upon the sharp peaks of the hills,
   shone brightly in the sun.  The sight was delightfully cheerful,
   animated, and pleasing.
   Presently the Captain roared out the magic words, "Stop her!" and
   the obedient vessel came to a stand-still, at some three hundred
   yards from the little town, with its white houses clambering up a
   rock, defended by the superior mountain whereon the castle stands.
   Numbers of people, arrayed in various brilliant colours of red,
   were standing on the sand close by the tumbling, shining, purple
   waves:  and there we beheld, for the first time, the Royal red and
   yellow standard of Spain floating on its own ground, under the
   guardianship of a light blue sentinel, whose musket glittered in
   the sun.  Numerous boats were seen, incontinently, to put off from
   the little shore.
   And now our attention was withdrawn from the land to a sight of
   great splendour on board.  This was Lieutenant Bundy, the guardian
   of Her Majesty's mails, who issued from his cabin in his long
   swallow-tailed coat with anchor buttons; his sabre clattering
   between his legs; a magnificent shirt-collar, of several inches in
   height, rising round his good-humoured sallow face; and above it a
   cocked hat, that shone so, I thought it was made of polished tin
   (it may have been that or oilskin), handsomely laced with black
   worsted, and ornamented with a shining gold cord.  A little squat
   boat, rowed by three ragged gallegos, came bouncing up to the ship.
   Into this Mr. Bundy and Her Majesty's Royal mail embarked with much
   majesty; and in the twinkling of an eye, the Royal standard of
   England, about the size of a pocket-handkerchief,--and at the bows
   of the boat, the man-of-war's pennant, being a strip of bunting
   considerably under the value of a farthing,--streamed out.
   "They know that flag, sir," said the good-natured old tar, quite
   solemnly, in the evening afterwards:  "they respect it, sir."  The
   authority of Her Majesty's lieutenant on board the steamer is
   stated to be so tremendous, that he may order it to stop, to move,
   to go larboard, starboard, or what you will; and the captain dare
   only disobey him suo periculo.
   It was agreed that a party of us should land for half-an-hour, and
   taste real Spanish chocolate on Spanish ground.  We followed
   Lieutenant Bundy, but humbly in the providor's boat; that officer
   going on shore to purchase fresh eggs, milk for tea (in place of
   the slimy substitute of whipped yolk of egg which we had been using
   for our morning and evening meals), and, if possible, oysters, for
   which it is said the rocks of Vigo are famous.
   It was low tide, and the boat could not get up to the dry shore.
   Hence it was necessary to take advantage of the offers of sundry
   gallegos, who rushed barelegged into the water, to land on their
   shoulders.  The approved method seems to be, to sit upon one
   shoulder only, holding on by the porter's whiskers; and though some
   of our party were of the tallest and fattest men whereof our race
   is composed, and their living sedans exceedingly meagre and small,
   yet all were landed without accident upon the juicy sand, and
   forthwith surrounded by a host of mendicants, screaming, "I say,
   sir! penny, sir!  I say, English! tam your ays! penny!" in all
   voices, from extreme youth to the most lousy and venerable old age.
   When it is said that these beggars were as ragged as those of
   Ireland, and still more voluble, the Irish traveller will be able
   to form an opinion of their capabilities.
   Through this crowd we passed up some steep rocky steps, through a
   little low gate, where, in a little guard-house and barrack, a few
   dirty little sentinels were keeping a dirty little guard; and by
   low-roofed whitewashed houses, with balconies, and women in them,--
   the very same women, with the very same head-clothes, and yellow
   fans and eyes, at once sly and solemn, which Murillo painted,--by a
   neat church into which we took a peep, and, finally, into the Plaza
   del Constitucion, or grand place of the town, which may be about as
   big as that pleasing square, Pump Court, Temple 
					     					 			.  We were taken to
   an inn, of which I forget the name, and were shown from one chamber
   and storey to another, till we arrived at that apartment where the
   real Spanish chocolate was finally to be served out.  All these
   rooms were as clean as scrubbing and whitewash could make them;
   with simple French prints (with Spanish titles) on the walls; a few
   rickety half-finished articles of furniture; and, finally, an air
   of extremely respectable poverty.  A jolly, black-eyed, yellow-
   shawled Dulcinea conducted us through the apartment, and provided
   us with the desired refreshment.
   Sounds of clarions drew our eyes to the Place of the Constitution;
   and, indeed, I had forgotten to say, that that majestic square was
   filled with military, with exceedingly small firelocks, the men
   ludicrously young and diminutive for the most part, in a uniform at
   once cheap and tawdry,--like those supplied to the warriors at
   Astley's, or from still humbler theatrical wardrobes:  indeed, the
   whole scene was just like that of a little theatre; the houses
   curiously small, with arcades and balconies, out of which looked
   women apparently a great deal too big for the chambers they
   inhabited; the warriors were in ginghams, cottons, and tinsel; the
   officers had huge epaulets of sham silver lace drooping over their
   bosoms, and looked as if they were attired at a very small expense.
   Only the general--the captain-general (Pooch, they told us, was his
   name:  I know not how 'tis written in Spanish)--was well got up,
   with a smart hat, a real feather, huge stars glittering on his
   portly chest, and tights and boots of the first order.  Presently,
   after a good deal of trumpeting, the little men marched off the
   place, Pooch and his staff coming into the very inn in which we
   were awaiting our chocolate.
   Then we had an opportunity of seeing some of the civilians of the
   town.  Three or four ladies passed, with fan and mantle; to them
   came three or four dandies, dressed smartly in the French fashion,
   with strong Jewish physiognomies.  There was one, a solemn lean
   fellow in black, with his collars extremely turned over, and
   holding before him a long ivory-tipped ebony cane, who tripped
   along the little place with a solemn smirk, which gave one an
   indescribable feeling of the truth of "Gil Blas," and of those
   delightful bachelors and licentiates who have appeared to us all in
   our dreams.
   In fact we were but half-an-hour in this little queer Spanish town;
   and it appeared like a dream, too, or a little show got up to amuse
   us.  Boom! the gun fired at the end of the funny little
   entertainment.  The women and the balconies, the beggars and the
   walking Murillos, Pooch and the little soldiers in tinsel,
   disappeared, and were shut up in their box again.  Once more we
   were carried on the beggars' shoulders out off the shore, and we
   found ourselves again in the great stalwart roast-beef world; the
   stout British steamer bearing out of the bay, whose purple waters
   had grown more purple.  The sun had set by this time, and the moon
   above was twice as big and bright as our degenerate moons are.
   The providor had already returned with his fresh stores, and
   Bundy's tin hat was popped into its case, and he walking the deck
   of the packet denuded of tails.  As we went out of the bay,
   occurred a little incident with which the great incidents of the
   day may be said to wind up.  We saw before us a little vessel,
   tumbling and plunging about in the dark waters of the bay, with a
   bright light beaming from the mast.  It made for us at about a
   couple of miles from the town, and came close up, flouncing and
   bobbing in the very jaws of the paddle, which looked as if it would
   have seized and twirled round that little boat and its light, and
   destroyed them for ever and ever.  All the passengers, of course,
   came crowding to the ship's side to look at the bold little boat.