in your gardens, and ride about on a camel; but, after all, I was
   anxious to know what were the particular excitements of Eastern
   life, which detained J-, who is a town-bred man, from his natural
   pleasures and occupations in London; where his family don't hear
   from him, where his room is still kept ready at home, and his name
   is on the list of his club; and where his neglected sisters tremble
   to think that their Frederick is going about with a great beard and
   a crooked sword, dressed up like an odious Turk.  In a "lark" such
   a costume may be very well; but home, London, a razor, your sister
   to make tea, a pair of moderate Christian breeches in lieu of those
   enormous Turkish shulwars, are vastly more convenient in the long
   run.  What was it that kept him away from these decent and
   accustomed delights?
   It couldn't be the black eyes in the balcony--upon his honour she
   was only the black cook, who has done the pilaff, and stuffed the
   cucumbers.  No, it was an indulgence of laziness such as Europeans,
   Englishmen, at least, don't know how to enjoy.  Here he lives like
   a languid Lotus-eater--a dreamy, hazy, lazy, tobaccofied life.  He
   was away from evening parties, he said:  he needn't wear white kid
   gloves, or starched neckcloths, or read a newspaper.  And even this
   life at Cairo was too civilised for him:  Englishmen passed
   through; old acquaintances would call:  the great pleasure of
   pleasures was life in the desert,--under the tents, with still more
   nothing to do than in Cairo; now smoking, now cantering on Arabs,
   and no crowd to jostle you; solemn contemplations of the stars at
   night, as the camels were picketed, and the fires and the pipes
   were lighted.
   The night-scene in the city is very striking for its vastness and
   loneliness.  Everybody has gone to rest long before ten o'clock.
   There are no lights in the enormous buildings; only the stars
   blazing above, with their astonishing brilliancy, in the blue
   peaceful sky.  Your guides carry a couple of little lanterns which
   redouble the darkness in the solitary echoing street.  Mysterious
   people are curled up and sleeping in the porches.  A patrol of
   soldiers passes, and hails you.  There is a light yet in one
   mosque, where some devotees are at prayers all night; and you hear
   the queerest nasal music proceeding from those pious believers.  As
   you pass the madhouse, there is one poor fellow still talking to
   the moon--no sleep for him.  He howls and sings there all the
   night--quite cheerfully, however.  He has not lost his vanity with
   his reason:  he is a Prince in spite of the bars and the straw.
   What to say about those famous edifices, which has not been better
   said elsewhere?--but you will not believe that we visited them,
   unless I bring some token from them.  Here is one:- {2}
   That white-capped lad skipped up the stones with a jug of water in
   his hand, to refresh weary climbers; and squatting himself down on
   the summit, was designed as you see.  The vast flat landscape
   stretches behind him; the great winding river; the purple city,
   with forts, and domes, and spires; the green fields, and palm-
   groves, and speckled villages; the plains still covered with
   shining inundations--the landscape stretches far far away, until it
   is lost and mingled in the golden horizon.  It is poor work this
   landscape-painting in print.  Shelley's two sonnets are the best
   views that I know of the Pyramids--better than the reality; for a
   man may lay down the book, and in quiet fancy conjure up a picture
   out of these magnificent words, which shan't be disturbed by any
   pettinesses or mean realities,--such as the swarms of howling
   beggars, who jostle you about the actual place, and scream in your
   ears incessantly, and hang on your skirts, and bawl for money.
   The ride to the Pyramids is one of the pleasantest possible.  In
   the fall of the year, though the sky is almost cloudless above you,
   the sun is not too hot to bear; and the landscape, refreshed by the
   subsiding inundations, delightfully green and cheerful.  We made up
   a party of some half-dozen from the hotel, a lady (the kind soda-
   water provider, for whose hospitality the most grateful compliments
   are hereby offered) being of the company, bent like the rest upon
   going to the summit of Cheops.  Those who were cautious and wise,
   took a brace of donkeys.  At least five times during the route did
   my animals fall with me, causing me to repeat the desert experiment
   over again, but with more success.  The space between a moderate
   pair of legs and the ground, is not many inches.  By eschewing
   stirrups, the donkey could fall, and the rider alight on the
   ground, with the greatest ease and grace.  Almost everybody was
   down and up again in the course of the day.
   We passed through the Ezbekieh and by the suburbs of the town,
   where the garden-houses of the Egyptian noblesse are situated, to
   Old Cairo, where a ferry-boat took the whole party across the Nile,
   with that noise and bawling volubility in which the Arab people
   seem to be so unlike the grave and silent Turks; and so took our
   course for some eight or ten miles over the devious tract which the
   still outlying waters obliged us to pursue.  The Pyramids were in
   sight the whole way.  One or two thin silvery clouds were hovering
   over them, and casting delicate rosy shadows upon the grand simple
   old piles.  Along the track we saw a score of pleasant pictures of
   Eastern life:- The Pasha's horses and slaves stood caparisoned at
   his door; at the gate of one country-house, I am sorry to say, the
   Bey's GIG was in waiting,--a most unromantic chariot; the
   husbandmen were coming into the city, with their strings of donkeys
   and their loads; as they arrived, they stopped and sucked at the
   fountain:  a column of red-capped troops passed to drill, with
   slouched gait, white uniforms, and glittering bayonets.  Then we
   had the pictures at the quay:  the ferryboat, and the red-sailed
   river-boat, getting under way, and bound up the stream.  There was
   the grain market, and the huts on the opposite side; and that
   beautiful woman, with silver armlets, and a face the colour of
   gold, which (the nose-bag having been luckily removed) beamed
   solemnly on us Europeans, like a great yellow harvest moon.  The
   bunches of purpling dates were pending from the branches; grey
   cranes or herons were flying over the cool shining lakes, that the
   river's overflow had left behind; water was gurgling through the
   courses by the rude locks and barriers formed there, and
   overflowing this patch of ground; whilst the neighbouring field was
   fast budding into the more brilliant fresh green.  Single
   dromedaries were stepping along, their riders lolling on their
   hunches; low sail-boats were lying in the canals; now, we crossed
   an old marble bridge; now, we went, one by one, over a ridge of
   slippery earth; now, we floundered through a small lake of mud.  At
   last, at about half-a-mile off the Pyramid, we came to a piece of
   water some two-score yards broad,  
					     					 			where a regiment of half-naked
   Arabs, seizing upon each individual of the party, bore us off on
   their shoulders, to the laughter of all, and the great perplexity
   of several, who every moment expected to be pitched into one of the
   many holes with which the treacherous lake abounded.
   It was nothing but joking and laughter, bullying of guides,
   shouting for interpreters, quarrelling about sixpences.  We were
   acting a farce, with the Pyramids for the scene.  There they rose
   up enormous under our eyes, and the most absurd trivial things were
   going on under their shadow.  The sublime had disappeared, vast as
   they were.  Do you remember how Gulliver lost his awe of the
   tremendous Brobdingnag ladies?  Every traveller must go through all
   sorts of chaffering, and bargaining, and paltry experiences, at
   this spot.  You look up the tremendous steps, with a score of
   savage ruffians bellowing round you; you hear faint cheers and
   cries high up, and catch sight of little reptiles crawling upwards;
   or, having achieved the summit, they come hopping and bouncing down
   again from degree to degree,--the cheers and cries swell louder and
   more disagreeable; presently the little jumping thing, no bigger
   than an insect a moment ago, bounces down upon you expanded into a
   panting Major of Bengal cavalry.  He drives off the Arabs with an
   oath,--wipes his red shining face with his yellow handkerchief,
   drops puffing on the sand in a shady corner, where cold fowl and
   hard eggs are awaiting him, and the next minute you see his nose
   plunged in a foaming beaker of brandy and soda-water.  He can say
   now, and for ever, he has been up the Pyramid.  There is nothing
   sublime in it.  You cast your eye once more up that staggering
   perspective of a zigzag line, which ends at the summit, and wish
   you were up there--and down again.  Forwards!--Up with you!  It
   must be done.  Six Arabs are behind you, who won't let you escape
   if you would.
   The importunity of these ruffians is a ludicrous annoyance to which
   a traveller must submit.  For two miles before you reach the
   Pyramids they seize on you and never cease howling.  Five or six of
   them pounce upon one victim, and never leave him until they have
   carried him up and down.  Sometimes they conspire to run a man up
   the huge stair, and bring him, half-killed and fainting, to the
   top.  Always a couple of brutes insist upon impelling you
   sternwards; from whom the only means to release yourself is to kick
   out vigorously and unmercifully, when the Arabs will possibly
   retreat.  The ascent is not the least romantic, or difficult, or
   sublime:  you walk up a great broken staircase, of which some of
   the steps are four feet high.  It's not hard, only a little high.
   You see no better view from the top than you behold from the
   bottom; only a little more river, and sand, and ricefield.  You
   jump down the big steps at your leisure; but your meditations you
   must keep for after-times,--the cursed shrieking of the Arabs
   prevents all thought or leisure.
   - And this is all you have to tell about the Pyramids?  Oh! for
   shame!  Not a compliment to their age and size?  Not a big phrase,-
   -not a rapture?  Do you mean to say that you had no feeling of
   respect and awe?  Try, man, and build up a monument of words as
   lofty as they are--they, whom "imber edax" and "aquilo impotens"
   and the flight of ages have not been able to destroy.
   - No:  be that work for great geniuses, great painters, great
   poets!  This quill was never made to take such flights; it comes of
   the wing of a humble domestic bird, who walks a common; who talks a
   great deal (and hisses sometimes); who can't fly far or high, and
   drops always very quickly; and whose unromantic end is, to be laid
   on a Michaelmas or Christmas table, and there to be discussed for
   half-an-hour--let us hope, with some relish.
   * * *
   Another week saw us in the Quarantine Harbour at Malta, where
   seventeen days of prison and quiet were almost agreeable, after the
   incessant sight-seeing of the last two months.  In the interval,
   between the 23rd of August and the 27th of October, we may boast of
   having seen more men and cities than most travellers have seen in
   such a time:- Lisbon, Cadiz, Gibraltar, Malta, Athens, Smyrna,
   Constantinople, Jerusalem, Cairo.  I shall have the carpet-bag,
   which has visited these places in company with its owner,
   embroidered with their names; as military flags are emblazoned, and
   laid up in ordinary, to be looked at in old age.  With what a
   number of sights and pictures,--of novel sensations, and lasting
   and delightful remembrances, does a man furnish his mind after such
   a tour!  You forget all the annoyances of travel; but the pleasure
   remains with you, through that kind provision of nature by which a
   man forgets being ill, but thinks with joy of getting well, and can
   remember all the minute circumstances of his convalescence.  I
   forget what sea-sickness is now:  though it occupies a woful
   portion of my Journal.  There was a time on board when the bitter
   ale was decidedly muddy; and the cook of the ship deserting at
   Constantinople, it must be confessed his successor was for some
   time before he got his hand in.  These sorrows have passed away
   with the soothing influence of time:  the pleasures of the voyage
   remain, let us hope, as long as life will endure.  It was but for a
   couple of days that those shining columns of the Parthenon glowed
   under the blue sky there; but the experience of a life could
   scarcely impress them more vividly.  We saw Cadiz only for an hour;
   but the white buildings, and the glorious blue sea, how clear they
   are to the memory!--with the tang of that gipsy's guitar dancing in
   the market-place, in the midst of the fruit, and the beggars, and
   the sunshine.  Who can forget the Bosphorus, the brightest and
   fairest scene in all the world; or the towering lines of Gibraltar;
   or the great piles of Mafra, as we rode into the Tagus?  As I write
   this, and think, back comes Rhodes, with its old towers and
   artillery, and that wonderful atmosphere, and that astonishing blue
   sea which environs the island.  The Arab riders go pacing over the
   plains of Sharon, in the rosy twilight, just before sunrise; and I
   can see the ghastly Moab mountains, with the Dead Sea gleaming
   before them, from the mosque on the way towards Bethany.  The black
   gnarled trees of Gethsemane lie at the foot of Olivet, and the
   yellow ramparts of the city rise up on the stony hills beyond.
   But the happiest and best of all the recollections, perhaps, are
   those of the hours passed at night on the deck, when the stars were
   shining overhead, and the hours were tolled at their time, and your
   thoughts were fixed upon home far away.  As the sun rose I once
   heard the priest, from the minaret of Constantinople, crying out,
   "Come to prayer," with his shrill voice ringing through the clear
   air; and saw, at the same hour, the Arab prostrate himself and
   pray, and the Jew Rabbi, bending over his book, 
					     					 			 and worshipping the
   Maker of Turk and Jew.  Sitting at home in London, and writing this
   last line of farewell, those figures come back the clearest of all
   to the memory, with the picture, too, of our ship sailing over the
   peaceful Sabbath sea, and our own prayers and services celebrated
   there.  So each, in his fashion, and after his kind, is bowing
   down, and adoring the Father, who is equally above all.  Cavil not,
   you brother or sister, if your neighbour's voice is not like yours;
   only hope that his words are honest (as far as they may be), and
   his heart humble and thankful.
   Footnotes:
   {1}  Saint Paul speaking from the Areopagus, and rebuking these
   superstitions away, yet speaks tenderly to the people before him,
   whose devotions he had marked; quotes their poets, to bring them to
   think of the God unknown, whom they had ignorantly worshipped; and
   says, that the times of this ignorance God winked at, but that now
   it was time to repent.  No rebuke can surely be more gentle than
   this delivered by the upright Apostle.
   {2}  Thackeray's drawing is shown at this point in the book.
   {3}  At Derrynane Beg, for instance.   
    
   William Makepeace Thackeray, Sketches and Travels in London  
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