and his vegetables and produce were

  very cheap and

  he also sold flowers. people came

  from all over Pasadena to go to his

  store

  but he wanted to buy the custom drapery shop

  and the girls kept saying, no.

  one night somebody was seen running

  out the back door of the drapery shop

  and there was a fire

  and almost everything was destroyed—

  they’d had a tremendous inventory,

  they tried to save what was left

  had a fire sale

  but it didn’t work

  they had to sell, finally,

  and then the German owned the drapery shop

  but it just sits there, vacant,

  the German’s wife tried to make a go of it

  she tried to sell little baskets and things

  but it didn’t work.

  we finished the plums.

  “that was a sad story,” I told her.

  then she bent down and began sucking me off.

  the windows were open and you could hear me

  hollering all over the neighborhood

  at 5:30 in the evening.

  girls coming home

  the girls are coming home in their cars

  and I sit by the window and

  watch.

  there’s a girl in a red dress

  driving a white car

  there’s a girl in a blue dress

  driving a blue car.

  there’s a girl in a pink dress

  driving a red car.

  as the girl in the red dress

  gets out of the white car

  I look at her legs

  as the girl in the blue dress

  gets out of the blue car

  I look at her legs

  as the girl in the pink dress

  gets out of the red car

  I look at her legs.

  the girl in the red dress

  who got out of the white car

  had the best legs

  the girl in the pink dress

  who got out of the red car

  had average legs

  but I keep remembering the girl in the blue dress

  who got out of the blue car

  I saw her panties

  you don’t know how exciting life can get

  around here

  at 5:35 p.m.

  some picnic

  which reminds me

  I shacked with Jane for 7 years

  she was a drunk

  I loved her

  my parents hated her

  I hated my parents

  we made a nice

  foursome

  one day we went on a picnic

  together

  up in the hills

  and we played cards and drank beer and

  ate potato salad

  they treated her as if she were a living person

  at last

  everybody laughed

  I didn’t laugh.

  later at my place

  over the whiskey

  I said to her,

  I don’t like them

  but it’s good they treated you

  nice.

  you damn fool, she said,

  don’t you see?

  see what?

  they kept looking at my beer-belly,

  they think I’m pregnant.

  oh, I said, well here’s to our beautiful

  child.

  here’s to our beautiful child,

  she said.

  we drank them down.

  bedpans

  in the hospitals I’ve been in

  you see the crosses on the walls

  with the thin palm leaves behind them

  yellowed and browned

  it is the signal to accept the inevitable

  but what really hurts

  are the bedpans

  hard under your ass

  you’re dying

  and you’re supposed to sit up on this

  impossible thing

  and urinate and

  defecate

  while in the bed

  next to yours

  a family of 5 brings good cheer

  to an incurable

  heart-case

  cancer-case

  or a case of general rot.

  the bedpan is a merciless rock

  a horrible mockery

  because nobody wants to drag your failing body

  to the crapper and back.

  you’d drag it

  but they’ve got the bars up:

  you’re in your crib

  your tiny death-crib

  and when the nurse comes back

  an hour and a half later

  and there’s nothing in the bedpan

  she gives you a most

  intemperate look

  as if when nearing death

  one should be able to do

  the common common things

  again and again.

  but if you think that’s bad

  just relax

  and let it go

  all of it

  into the sheets

  then you’ll hear it

  not only from the nurse

  but from

  all the other patients…

  the hardest part of dying

  is that they expect you

  to go out

  like a rocket shot into the

  night sky.

  sometimes that can be done

  but when you need the bullet and the gun

  you’ll look up

  and find

  that the wires above your head

  connected to the button

  years ago

  have been cut

  snipped

  eliminated

  been

  made

  useless as

  the bedpan.

  the good loser

  red face

  Texas

  and age

  he’s at an L.A.

  racetrack

  been talking to

  a group of folks.

  it’s the 4th race

  and he’s ready to

  leave:

  “well, goodbye,

  folks and God bless,

  see you around

  tomorrow…”

  “nice fellow.”

  “yeh.”

  he’s going to the

  parking lot to

  get into a 12 year

  old car

  from there he’ll

  drive to a roominghouse

  his room will neither

  have a toilet nor a

  bath

  his room will have

  one window with a

  torn paper shade

  and outside will be

  a crumbling cement wall

  spray-can graffiti courtesy

  of a Chicano youth gang

  he’ll take off his

  shoes and

  get on the bed

  it will be dark

  but he won’t turn

  on the light

  he’s got nothing

  to do.

  an art

  all the way from Mexico

  straight from the fields

  to 14 wins

  13 by k.o.

  he was ranked #3

  and in a tune-up fight

  he was k.o’d by an unranked

  black fighter who hadn’t fought

  in 2 years.

  all the way from Mexico

  straight from the fields

  the drink and the women had gotten

  to him.

  in the rematch he was k.o’d again

  and suspended for 6 months.

  all that way

  for the bottle and 2 cases of

  v.d.

  he came back in a year

  swearing he was clean, he’d
/>
  learned.

  and he earned a draw with the

  9th ranked in his division.

  he came back for the rematch

  and the fight was stopped in

  the 3rd round because he

  couldn’t protect

  himself.

  and he went all the way back

  to Mexico

  straight to the fields.

  it takes a damned good poet

  like me

  to handle drink and women

  evade v.d.

  write about failures

  like him

  and hold my ranking in the

  top 10:

  all the way from Germany

  straight from the factories

  among beerbottles

  and the ringing of the

  phone.

  the girls at the green hotel

  are more beautiful than

  movie stars

  and they lounge on the

  lawn

  sunbathing

  and one sits in a short

  dress and high

  heels, legs crossed

  exposing miraculous

  thighs.

  she has a bandanna

  on her head

  and smokes a

  long cigarette.

  traffic slows

  almost stops.

  the girls ignore

  the traffic.

  they are half

  asleep in the afternoon

  they are whores

  they are whores without

  souls

  and they are magic

  because they lie

  about nothing.

  I get in my car

  wait for traffic to

  clear,

  drive across the street

  to the green hotel

  to my favorite:

  she is

  sun-bathing on the

  lawn nearest the

  curb.

  “hello,” I say.

  she turns eyes like

  imitation diamonds

  up at me.

  her face has no

  expression.

  I drop my latest

  book of poems

  out the car

  window.

  it falls

  by her side.

  I shift into

  low,

  drive off.

  there’ll be some

  laughs

  tonight.

  a good one

  I get too many

  phone calls.

  they seek the

  creature out.

  they shouldn’t.

  I never phoned

  Knut Hamsun or

  Ernie or

  Celine.

  I never phoned

  Salinger

  I never phoned

  Neruda.

  tonight I got

  a call:

  “hello. you

  Charles Bukowski?”

  “yes.”

  “well, I got a

  house.”

  “yes?”

  “a bordello.”

  “I understand.”

  “I’ve read your

  books. I’ve got a

  houseboat in

  Sausalito.”

  “all right.”

  “I want to give you

  my phone number. you

  ever come to San Francisco

  I’ll buy you a drink.”

  “o.k. give me the

  number.”

  I took it down.

  “we run a class joint. we’re

  after lawyers and state senators,

  upper class citizens, muggers,

  pimps, the like.”

  “I’ll phone you when I

  get up there.”

  “lots of the girls

  read your books. they

  love you.”

  “yeah?”

  “yeah.”

  we said goodbye.

  I liked that

  phone call.

  shit time

  half drunk

  I left her place

  her warm blankets

  and I was hungover

  didn’t even know what town

  it was.

  I walked along and

  I couldn’t find my car.

  but I knew it was somewhere.

  and then I was lost

  too.

  I walked around. it was a

  Wednesday morning and I could

  see the ocean to the south.

  but all that drinking:

  the shit was about to pour

  out of me.

  I walked towards the

  sea.

  I saw a brown brick

  structure at the edge

  of the sea.

  I walked in. there was an

  old guy groaning on one of

  the pots.

  “hi, buddy,” he said.

  “hi,” I said.

  “it’s hell out there,

  isn’t it?” the old guy

  asked.

  “it is,” I answered.

  “need a drink?”

  “never before noon.”

  “what time you got?”

  “11:58.”

  “we got two minutes.”

  I wiped, flushed, pulled up my

  pants and walked over.

  the old man was still on his pot,

  groaning.

  he pointed to a bottle of wine

  at his feet

  it was almost done

  and I picked it up and took about

  half what remained.

  I handed him a very old and wrinkled

  dollar

  then walked outside on the lawn

  and puked it up.

  I looked at the ocean and the

  ocean looked good, full of blues and

  greens and sharks.

  I walked back out of there

  and down the street

  determined to find my automobile.

  it took me one hour and 15 minutes

  and when I found it

  I got in and drove off

  pretending that I knew just as much

  as the next

  man.

  madness

  I don’t beat the walls with my fists

  I just sit

  but it rushes in

  a tide of it.

  the woman in the court behind me howls,

  weeps every night.

  sometimes the county comes

  and takes her away for a day or two.

  I believed she was suffering the loss

  of a great love

  until one day she came over and told me about

  it—

  she had lost 8 apartment houses

  to a gigolo who had swindled her out

  of them.

  she was howling and weeping over loss of property.

  she began weeping as she told me

  then with a mouth lined with stale lipstick

  and smelling of garlic and onions

  she kissed me and told me:

  “Hank, nobody loves you if you don’t have money.”

  she’s old, almost as old as I am.

  she left, still weeping…

  the other morning at 7:30 a.m. two black

  attendants came with their stretcher,

  only they knocked on my door.

  “come on, man,” said the tallest

  one.

  “wait,” I said, “there’s a mistake.”

  I was terribly hungover

  standing in my torn bathrobe

  hair hanging down over my eyes.

  “this is the address they gave us, man,

  this is 5437 and 2/5’s isn’t it?”

  “yes.”

  “come on, man, don’t give us no shit.”

  “the lady you want is in the back there
.”

  they both walked around back.

  “this door here?”

  “no, no, that’s my back door. look go up those steps behind

  you there. it’s the door to the east, the one with the mailbox

  hanging loose.”

  they went up and banged on the door. I watched them take her

  away. they didn’t use the stretcher. she walked between them.

  and the thought occurred to me that they were taking the wrong

  one but I wasn’t sure.