All: Sadie, won’t you be mine?
   (Brief musical break)
   SADIE: I can’t
   Cause there’s something in me
   Extant
   Like a bird that is free
   I want romance and loving
   But I can’t forego
   This endless urge for gaily roving
   I would
   If I could but I can’t
   So I won’t
   So you see if you rant
   Forever
   Forever and a day
   I would always be compelled to say “nay, nay”
   For I can’t, I can’t, I can’t.
   ALL MEN: (Get up and do simple movements while singing)
   Sadie
   I love you so, I love you so, I love you so-O-o-oh
   Sadie
   How well you know, how well you know, how well you know
   Why don’t you flee with me
   To faraway places
   Kick off the traces
   Bay-hay-hay-hay-hay-bee
   Sadie
   I’m in despair
   I never met another
   That I’d rather make a mother
   Than Sadie
   Be my lady Mi-ne
   (Now they go into a dance routine while Sadie watches. When their routine is almost over, Johnny (as the hero) comes on stage right reading a book. He does not notice her but she pretends to draw him in by pulling her fingers magically towards the bench so that he follows them and sits down at the other end of the bench. The men see this when they are finished and making various signs of heartbreak they break up into little groups.)
   SADIE: (Casts little side glances and then clears her throat. He looks at her but then back at his book. She frowns and then smiles. She drops her handkerchief on the ground. He does not notice and she picks it up with a frown with the end of her umbrella. Then she draws it through the air and he smells the perfume on it. He looks up at her.)
   Won’t you come a little closer
   Little closer, sir to me,
   If you do then you will know, sir,
   What the meaning is of ecstasy
   I promise not to bite your head off
   I’m as gentle as can be
   So won’t you move a little closer, closer
   Little closer, sir, to me.
   JOHNNY: (coolly)
   Whether it’s December or it’s June
   I’m immune
   From nature and her tricks
   From winsome smiles
   and girlish wiles
   From sparkling eyes
   And breathless sighs
   And all the things that mix
   A fellows mind until he doesn’t know
   If there is snow
   Or grass upon the ground
   So all your invitations
   To the rest may be occasions
   But this boy has been around.
   SADIE: (Moves closer and sings. He tries to read but by the end of the song he does what she asks.)
   You’ve never kissed me.
   You’ve never known me
   You’ve never held me
   Close in your arms.
   You’ve never kissed me
   Because I’ve never flown
   So I could always be
   Close to your charms.
   So if you kiss me
   And I will know if it’s true
   That I will never see
   More than friendship from you.
   So as it narrows down
   There’s only one guarantee
   That I meant nothing to you
   And that’s for you-to-kiss-me.
   (She is right by him and gives him a long lingering kiss.)
   JOHNNY: (Sits dumbly on the bench staring ahead. Then he starts to sing weakly.)
   I didn’t know what I was talking about
   I hadn’t the slightest idea that I’d find
   Romance so exciting
   So wonderfully rare
   That my heart would be fighting
   To jump out of the frigid-air.
   If I had once ever suspected that love
   Could sail any heart in the blue shy above,
   I’d have given up the struggle
   And let my locked heart out
   I didn’t know what I was talking about.
   Sadie. I love you. Marry me.
   SADIE: I can’t.
   JOHNNY: Why?
   SADIE: I don’t know. There’s just something holding me back.
   (She begins to sing “I Can’t” and Johnny joins in with her. Both songs are sung in unison per lead sheet. While they sing – towards the end of the song – a Spaniard comes walking out onto stage right with sombrero, guitar, bright sash, et al. Johnny does not notice him until the end of the song, the Spaniard offers her his hand and she smiles, rises and walks off at left upstage.)
   JOHNNY: (Looks dazed at this occurrence. He stares at where they have exited and then gets up. He wanders over to where all the men are watching. He looks at them, and shrugs his shoulders with his arms raised, palms up.) I don’t get it.
   ALL: (Ala “Good Evening Friends”) You never will…
   JOHNNY: (He sits down on another bench and stares at the stage.)
   ALL: (Group around him and start singing to the tune of “Come a Little Closer”… with changes for difference in meter of words.)
   Welcome to the club we call it
   Those who’ve sat too close incorporate
   If a fellow flops at love, then he
   Should do well in our fraternity
   We’re the flotsam and the jetsam
   On the sea of sweet romance
   We’re the guys who sat too close to Sadie
   And only got a kick in the pants.
   (They take him in their midst and all exit stage right as Sadie and the Spaniard come on stage left, arm in arm. She sits down on the bench and he kneels before it.)
   SPANIARD: Senorita where I come from
   This can only mean one thing.
   You and I are going to marry
   I’ll go now to get the ring.
   We will live in hacienda
   We will eat tortilla beans.
   We will raise a great big family.
   That’s what this means
   (He gets up and they start dancing to “Sadie” in a tango beat. At the end of the dance she kisses him lightly, and he falls back in a faint to be caught by two chorus men, who have rushed on stage just at the right moment. They drag him off stage right. Sadie wanders over to bench and sits down, arranging her hair and primping. At this point a very well dressed Englishman with a monocle and all the graces comes on from left upstage. He walks over to her in a manner that indicates he expects to be knighted or at least to ascent very shortly. He takes a handkerchief from his pocket, puts it down carefully and kneels down gingerly.)
   ENGLISHMAN:
   I’ve crossed the Atlantic Ocean
   To extend my propositions
   I think that we’d be happy
   Under marital conditions
   Sadie, please marry me
   Sadie please say you’ll be
   The Lady Sadie Tudor Fitzhugh the Seventh
   or is it the eleventh
   I really cannot recall
   But Sadie I promise you.
   That half of our children’s blood will be absolutely blue.
   For I’m extremely wealthy
   And my family quite healthy
   So dear Sadie
   Be my lady mine.
   (He rises carefully and they dance a waltz to the melody of “Sadie.” At the end she kisses him. He gives a loud English laugh, passes out and is carried off right downstage by two chorus members, who again have appeared just in time.)
   SADIE: (Repeats her performance that happened after she kissed the Spaniard.)
   (Enter a Russian dressed boldly and extravagantly. He comes on stage left with long strides and throws himself before her.)
   RUSSIAN: Sadie, won’t you be mine
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   Sadie, you’re looking fine
   I think that you will be an adequate modder
   I’ll be the fodder
   Let’s be off for the Kremlin.
   Sadie, your life will be
   Full of sweet ecstasy
   Cause you’ve never been kissed
   Til you’ve been kissed by a Communist
   Sadie be my laddie mine.
   (He starts to dance violently and at the end of the dance he is so tired that he collapses and is dragged off the stage.)
   SADIE: (Sighs and leans back on the bench. The lights grow dimmer as if it were later in the day. She starts to sing slowly and unhappily. As she sings, the chorus men, Johnny and the other
   three slowly come out and hum in the background, as they stand there looking at her.)
   There doesn’t seem to be
   anyone for me
   I guess it’s all because
   of my perversity.
   But I keep searching
   Hoping that I’ll find
   The man who fills my dreams
   Fills my searching mind.
   So I’ll go on and on
   Reaching for a star (she starts off stage)
   And breaking hearts because
   That’s what hearts are for.
   I know I’m callous inside
   I haven’t denied
   It’s true
   But I will search for my dre-am
   Until I can see him
   Until I can really know.
   (She stands for a moment at the edge of the stage left downstage. Then after they all sing slowly “Sadie we love you sooooo,” she twirls her parasol a little and exits.)
   (Curtain)
   * * * *
   Also indicated in the schedule for Act II are the three songs I put under Act I. Four if you add the following. (I played a dance number to this melody in Act I.)
   MY HEART TELLS ME DIFFERENT
   I can try to say
   that your going away
   didn’t do a thing to me
   But my heart tells me different.
   Tells me differently
   I can make believe
   that I never will grieve
   for a love that cannot be
   but me heart tells me different
   tells me differently (You thought I couldn’t spell. Ha-ha to you.)
   You can’t ever argue
   with a beat that can drag you down
   and walk all over your dreams
   You ain’t got a chance
   If you play with romance
   to extremes.
   And when sometimes I find
   that I really don’t mind
   for a moment I’m almost free
   Then my heart tells me different
   Different – Differently.
   Not too bad a lyric. And the music is rather interesting. Too bad I can’t remember where they went.
   * * * *
   One more song before I left M.U. in June ’49 with a bachelor of journalism degree.
   To Mary.
   MARY
   You meet her.
   You smile and hold her hand
   and you greet her.
   You start to understand
   that you’ve never
   met anyone like her before.
   Her style is
   the soul of style that wins you
   Her smile is
   the kind that makes your heart
   begin to beat
   as it never would beat before
   and she has eyes
   that sparkle and shine for you
   with her embrace around you
   The corner she holds
   is always brighter
   because she brings sunshine
   in beside her
   Who loves her
   is hardly to blame
   And Mary is her name.
   To repeat myself, I should have been nicer to her. She was a warm, affectionate human being. I have not forgotten her.
   * * * *
   After I returned to Brooklyn, I continued writing songs. Why, I don’t know. I had no market for them. I did have a market for my story writing which I now concentrated on. I sold a couple of short-shorts before moving to Los Angeles in 1951. I remember my friend Spencer commenting in awe as we ambled down a Manhattan street, “Fifty dollars for a short story! Wow!”
   That kind of awe diminished for us as time progressed.
   But the song writing went on. The lyrics – as usual – fluctuated between positive and negative. (Which, in brief, probably reflected my mind.)
   WITHOUT ROMANCE
   (In D-flat minor no less. Five flats!)
   Without romance
   The world would be empty
   Without romance
   the world would be cold. (Partially positive)
   For only love can make
   a dream for you.
   And only love can make
   That dream come true.
   And though you find
   That love isn’t easy
   who love are blind
   Your heart will be told
   But with no one to care
   you haven’t a chance
   of finding happiness
   without romance.
   Well, the music is pretty cool. D-flat minor? Good God. And still, I kept going.
   PITY MY HEART
   Verse:
   Love is just
   an up and down affair
   Fluctuating night and day
   Love is always
   unpredictable
   alternating sad and gay. (It meant something different in those days.)
   Chorus:
   Pity my heart
   for the time it’s had
   Please, darling
   Pity my heart
   All of the rounds
   from glad to sad (Negative)
   My heart has known form the start.
   Please treat it gently.
   It’s not very strong
   after the treatment
   it’s had all along
   And the worst time of all
   is when we’re apart.
   So be kind and
   pity my heart.
   How lugubrious can you get? I get close.
   * * * *
   The next one was better. More Cole Porterish.
   BLUE TEMPTATION
   Verse:
   Night! Stars!
   Shining in a dark blue sky!
   Love! Ours!
   Breathless moments
   Passing by!
   Chorus:
   The night
   is blue temptation
   When you are in my arms.
   I yield
   to blue temptation
   that finds its meaning
   in your charms.
   And here we are together
   as we were meant to be
   And all those magic
   moments of bliss
   Will always remain with me
   Blue temptation!
   A bit more positive. As was:
   ANYTIME
   Anytime
   any one
   wants to smile at me
   I’ll be more than glad
   to smile right back again
   Any clime
   In the sun
   or in the rain
   I’ll be more than glad
   to smile right back at them
   For a smile
   doesn’t cost you a thing
   It’s free
   and the market is good
   supply and demand
   don’t agree
   for smiles
   are as scarce as can be
   So my friend
   it’s the easiest
   thing you can do
   but that little smile
   makes life worthwhile
   for you
   That little smile
   can make life
   worthwhile for you!
   At the end of that song I wrote finis. I love it 
					     					 			. Delightfully gauche.
   * * * *
   My next two songs went downhill again.
   I TRIED TO SMILE
   Verse:
   I can smile at a movie
   Laugh at a pun
   Always enjoy
   some casual fun.
   There’s only one thing
   I can’t do
   Summon a smile
   when they talk about you.
   Chorus:
   I tried to smile.
   Act unconcerned.
   I tried to hide
   How much I yearned.
   To have you back again
   To hold you near.
   And never let you go
   But only know
   That you were always there.
   I tried to smile
   The sham is poor
   My mind and I
   Just can’t ignore
   the lovely constancies
   of memories
   that linger all the while
   My heart showed through
   When I tried to smile.
   And:
   THE BEAT IS BLUE
   Verse:
   There’s the beat
   of the jungle tom-tom
   When the tropical day
   is through
   There’s the beat of rain
   On the window pane
   And the beat of my heart
   for you
   Chorus:
   But the beat is blue
   yes, the beat is blue
   The beat should be gay
   and forever should stay
   that way
   but the beat is blue
   Oh, the beat is blue.
   It should constantly be
   Something vibrant and free
   But for me
   The beat, yeas the beat is blue.
   In the night
   When the light
   has died.
   It will steal
   and reveal
   what’s inside
   It is hopeless to try
   and evade it.
   For after all
   it’s your own heart
   that made it.
   Oh, that beat of blue
   Endless beat of blue
   The intricate plays
   of romance and its ways
   will last
   with the beat of blue
   When the beat is blue.
   When the beat is blue
   And the beat is blue!
   * * * *
   One more. I couldn’t seem to stop.