“Are you okay? You were saying some trippy shit.”
“Not important,” I tell him, sticking my nose deep into the Styrofoam cup. “Never will you speak of this. Coffee now all that matters. No food, not yet. There is … another Skywalker.”
That morning—once the hangover dissipates—I discover a new feeling, a feeling I soon realize I have to get used to: the bleakness of an inmate confined to a prison.
And I have to apologize to you all for the long gap in updates. I didn’t mean to make you worry. I promise there was a good reason. Well, not a “good” reason per se, but a reason all the same. I’ll try to describe the events of the last week with clarity and detail but some information is lost forever, lost to memory, and it has nothing to do with expired meds.
* * *
As you can imagine, the arrival of Collin’s wife threw a bit of a wrench into my plans for a normal life. Whatever sickness had been ravaging our survivors only worsened with the arrival of Lydia and her companions. They’re a ragtag bunch with no real connection to each other—a lawyer, a gardener, an accountant—just a shared goal of surviving long enough to reach the campus and the arena. They too heard the radio broadcast and supposed the worst when the transmissions stopped coming. Without Lydia and her dogged persistence, they might never have arrived at all.
Lydia’s a tall, voluptuous Amazon of a woman with arrow-straight silvery hair and a free, artistic face. The first thing that came to mind when I saw her was “too much”—too much hair, too much woman, too much ice, like a curvy snowwoman with a thin, straight mouth and a shiny sheet of thick hair.
I tried not to form a negative opinion of her, I really did, I tried to remain objective, but objectivity in this case is pretty much impossible. She either intuited something had happened between Collin and me, or she just plain doesn’t like me. Have I mentioned the Sith can use the Force too?
Our first interaction was awkward and strained and, happily, took place far away from Collin. Lydia singled me out among the individuals in charge. She found me arguing with a handful of Black Earth Wives as they tried, again, to protest Collin’s leadership.
“Hello,” she said, dragging her hand across her face to clear the hair from her eyes. She is, I think, close to Collin’s age. She has a dramatic way of speaking, giving each of her words equal and melodic weight, putting on an unintelligible, watery accent from God knows where.
“Hey,” I replied, hoping I sounded as distracted as I felt.
“You must be Allison.”
“Yeah, that’s me, sorry, a bit busy here.”
This didn’t seem to matter to her, as she continued standing a few feet away, regarding me with cold, veiled eyes, both hands on her curvy hips. She had her head cocked to the side as she inspected me from top to toe. Ned came over to help and, without a word, stepped in to try and bargain with the Wives. They were demanding more food, more clothing, more, more, more. He had a way of persuading them to stay quiet for a day or so, and they were almost unanimously charmed by his easygoing personality and looks, but they seemed to outright mistrust me.
“Is that Ned?” Lydia asked as I backed away. I thought it best to leave Ned to this one, and there were plenty of cans to open over at the food tables. One of the Wives held up a makeshift cross and Ned gently lowered her wrist to get the Popsicle sticks out of his face.
“Yeah. He’s a huge help around here and a good friend.”
“Hm. He looked taller from a distance.”
“Yes, well, he’s not exactly the Colossus of Rhodes, but I’m sure from your lofty height everyone else looks positively Lilliputian.” Yuck. Not my best. I didn’t expect Lydia to respond, but life is full of unpleasant surprises.
“Never cared for Swift, really.”
“Well if he rises from the grave too I’ll be sure to let him know.”
* * *
The conversation ended there. I can’t bring myself to look at her face and I can’t bring myself to face Collin. It doesn’t seem fair to demand he choose or even defend the situation. No one is really to blame. As usual, Ted is nowhere to be found. He has a way of disappearing at the worst moments, the moments when I need him the most. Ned is a sympathetic ear. He is determined to stay on my side and for that bias I am deeply, sincerely grateful. His sympathy, however, is part of what got us into a bit of trouble, and by bit of trouble I of course mean a shithole so deep it may as well have led to the center of the earth. Verne would be proud.
The Black Earth Wives have come to a decision: they want to leave. Now.
Word from Collin reaches us that they should be allowed to go. After all, this isn’t a fascist state, they can leave if they want to. It’s their funeral. Ned insists that I stay with him while the initial shock of Lydia’s arrival is still fresh and terrible and turning me into a ghoul with a hair-trigger temper and a propensity for bizarre hallucinations. He can see what the others can’t: my stability, unfortunately, has been somewhat wrapped up in my bond with Collin and now I will need to find another outlet. Experimenting with drugs only goes so far, I know that.
Accordingly, we spend two hours in the gym and it’s brutal but it’s a distraction that I desperately need. Then Ned and I take Dapper to the cordoned-off part of the parking lot where the vehicles are kept. The Black Earth Wives are being given one of the long vans that seats six to eight people. It’s a generous gift, one I don’t think they deserve.
“What is wrong with me? I’ve turned into a total hag,” I say, checking the trunk for any unwanted stragglers. We’ve been assigned to clean out the van and make sure it’s in good working order. There are worse tasks, like shoveling zombie body parts into a pit or sharing a cup of tea and a frosty silence with Lydia.
“Just stay the heck away from her. It’s all you can do.”
“You’re right. I can’t be trusted.”
Ned laughs, his electric blue eyes flashing as he sweeps an eye-watering pile of dust out of the van. I let his Dadism go by unnoticed. “If it’s any consolation, I don’t like her much.”
“She thinks you’re short,” I tell him encouragingly.
“And I think she’s a rotten bitch.”
“BFF, Ned. BFF.”
Dapper jumps onto one of the seats, claiming it for his own. I can’t imagine there will be anywhere peaceful to write so I sit on the seat beside him and take my laptop out of its backpack. Ned slows the cleaning down to a crawl so if anyone comes to check on us it looks like we’re still busy. We are both notoriously good at avoiding med tent duty. Ted’s God complex is soothed by the backbreaking work but Ned and I prefer target practice or the gym. It’s cold out in the parking lot and my fingers start to go a little numb as I type. Dapper tries to dart his tongue along my wrist as I write.
This is where it starts to get fuzzy. I remember Ned standing outside the van, his head bent as he checked beneath the front passenger seat and I remember hearing footsteps outside on the pavement. There were a few whispers and then a flash of pale brown as something hard and heavy hit the back of my head.
* * *
My memory is wobbly but I’ll do my best to recall what happened. I wake up and the back of my head feels soft and wet. I’m in the dark, an echoing, clammy dark. Everything is a little damp and freezing. It feels like the basement of the arena but it smells different, more metallic and dusty. I touch the back of my head and my fingers come back sticky and damp; a lick of my fingertips tells me the crown of my head is bleeding but it’s tacky and starting to heal. Groaning, I sit up and squint into the thick darkness.
“Hello?” I croak. “Anyone? Not this shit again. Fuck me. Odysseus?”
There’s no answer, just my voice coming back to me from a few different directions. This time, if I’m lucky, there won’t be any epic battles raging or Greek heroes milling about. There’s a faint perfume lingering above my head, a few feet off the ground. It smells a bit like lavender soap, with the tangy dryness of potpourri. Shivering, I crawl around on the floor t
rying to find the parameters of the room. It’s small, probably ten feet by ten feet, with two walls made of coarse chains that smell strongly of rust. The other walls are bumpy, cold cement. There’s no light to adjust to, but I can make out a kind of window way up above me. It’s covered with cardboard, shutting out the daylight or starlight. I have no idea what time it is, no recollection of the time between sitting in the van and waking up on the floor. There’s a bucket in one corner and I can only presume that’s supposed to be my toilet.
What worries me the most is that I’m alone, that neither Ned nor Dapper seem to be near.
I wait for what must be hours, curled up against the wall with only questions to keep me company. I feel almost nothing because I know that whatever happens now is probably out of my hands. There is no surge of power, no moment of great anger because I can’t imagine having much more taken away from me. There is only one option: to wait.
At last, with my stomach growling and rumbling every twenty seconds or so, I hear footsteps. A flashlight appears, the thin, yellow beam bouncing along the concrete. I see now that I’m probably in a basement, that this was at one time a kind of storage facility. The flashlight illuminates a pile of deflated soccer balls and basketballs in a far corner and the remains of a miniature hockey net. The light flashes in my eyes and it makes my already tender head explode with pain. I shield my eyes and then squint through the piercing brightness to see who has come for me. She’s very tall, wide, with broad, manly shoulders and a limp mop of curly hair that clings to her head like a greasy helmet. Her mouth is small and puckered and there’s a drawn tightness around her eyes. She’s at least as tall as Ned, maybe six feet.
“Where am I?” I ask, finding that my voice has only gotten more hoarse.
“You eat now,” she grunts, kneeling with great effort to slide a shallow plate beneath the crack in the chain door. There’s a big, nasty padlock around the door handle. “In a few hours I come back.”
“Wait, please,” I say, scrambling forward on all fours. “Can you just tell me who you are? Who are you?”
“Not important,” she says, her English heavily accented with German or maybe a Swedish accent, a recent import from the mother country. “I come back soon for you.”
Well, she’s a filthy liar because she doesn’t come back for hours. In the meantime I eat what she’s brought. It’s a meager, watery portion of oatmeal and it tastes stale, and I can imagine it languishing in the back of a cobwebbed pantry for decades. Still, I eat it, hoping that it isn’t laced with something. I try to think of a way to keep time, but without any sun on the floor it’s impossible to really get a feel for time passing.
In the meantime I fantasize about busting through the wall Superman-style, flying through the air with my eagle-eyed vision, scouring the land for my mom. Then I’d swoop down, take her to a fortress on a mountaintop and eat butterscotch pudding cups with her until we died from it.
When I hear another sound it’s in the room next to mine. The flashlight comes again and the same woman, but instead of opening my door or coming to see me she opens the room next to mine and pushes someone inside. There’s a scrabbling of shoes on the cement and a crash as the door is shut and a padlock looped around the handle.
“Don’t struggle. You were given a chance.”
This time it isn’t the jailer speaking but someone else, a low feminine voice I vaguely recognize. The flashlight is firmly on the floor, and I can’t see her face.
“Bite me.”
My heart squirms into my throat. Thank God. It’s Ned.
He spits on the ground and I hear a gasp from the woman and a strained chuckle from the big German chick with keys. “May the Lord have mercy on you, Edward. Though I don’t think he will.”
They leave, the flashlight bouncing away until they turn a corner and disappear.
“Ned? Is that you?”
“Jesus, Allison, you’re alive!” he says. It’s alarming that he sounds so surprised by this fact. I can hear him shuffle over to our shared wall. I crawl over in that direction, running my hands across the chains until I feel his fingertips.
“Where are we?” I ask, so thankful for company that I can feel tears welling in my eyes.
“I think it’s a preschool or something. The walls upstairs are all pink and yellow and green.”
“And Dapper?”
“I didn’t see him,” Ned says, his frown coming through in his voice. “I can’t believe you’re alive. God, Allison, it’s horrible. These are terrible people. I don’t know what will happen to us.”
“Slow down—who is terrible?”
“The Wives, the Black Earth Wives, that’s where we are, it’s who … Goddarnit. They took the van, they must have, and they took us too.”
“But that doesn’t make any sense. Why would they take us? Why risk it?” I ask. I can feel his hands trembling, shaking the chain wall and making it tinkle gently like a wind chime.
“It’s me. They want—wanted—me.”
“You?”
“Thanks a lot.”
“That wasn’t a comment on your general fuckability, Ned, I meant, what for?”
“They’ve lost it, Allison, all of them. They’re crazy.…”
“But if they want you, why are you down here with me?”
“I wouldn’t … I wouldn’t do what they asked. It’s like a cult or something, something bad. I don’t know what the fuck is going on,” he says, his voice breaking in the middle of the sentence. Something is wrong, really wrong, and the wall shakes harder. “They tried to … They tried to make me have sex with them.”
“Jesus.”
“Exactly, Allison. They think it’s the end of days, Armageddon. They want to repopulate the earth, but only with true believers. They kept calling me Adam. And Corie … She was standing right there, just right there, and she didn’t do anything, didn’t try to stop them. It’s so efffed … And now … now I think they’ll probably just kill us.”
“Kill us? What the hell did I ever do?”
“We’re sinners. And I … I couldn’t … They have my boys. They have Evan and Mikey.”
“Jesus, Ned,” I say, feeling my skin try to disappear. The stale oatmeal is threatening to come back up, and fast. “You should’ve … You should just do what they say. Don’t worry about me. Just get your kids to safety. I mean it, that’s like a direct order.”
“Don’t be an idiot,” he says. “I wouldn’t let my boys see me like that. They won’t be hurt, at least.… Well, I don’t know, but they’re just children.”
“So what now?” I ask, squeezing his fingers.
“They’ll look for their Adam or whatever, I guess and we … Well, we aren’t needed. They kept talking about sacrifice, sacrificing the unworthy. They’re rebuilding the world, I suppose, rebuilding it the way they want.”
Anything is better. Swimming in a tank of hungry sharks would be better. Even being locked in a closet with Collin and his wife for the rest of eternity would be better than this. Evan and Mikey are up there with a bunch of crazies, probably scared to death and wondering where their dad is. And who knows what they’re being told or shown.…
“We’ll get out of here,” I say, squeezing his hand again. “We have to. It’s not over, not until we’re dead. We’ve come too far to die here. I’m not letting a bunch of ape-shit housewives take me down, not after coming so far.”
There’s no hope but I search for it anyway, trying to dig deep, almost forgetting that I’m not dealing with mindless undead anymore. I want to forget. I want to forget everything, to find a numb space where there’s no thinking, no feeling. But something won’t let me, something tells me I have to push again, something tells me I’m not allowed to be defeated. I want my dog back. I want my freedom, and most of all, I want a home. I want my mommy.
COMMENTS
steveinchicago says:
October 26, 2009 at 5:27 pm
yes! you’re back. sorry for that rip business. anyway, i kno
w the feeling, allison. i want my mommy too. stay away from the prescription meds from now on. they dull the senses.
Isaac says:
October 26, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Glad to see you’re, well, alive. I think we all want our mommies. Now hurry up and tell us the rest, woman!
Elizabeth says:
October 26, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I think this is the last time I’ll be checking in. It’s getting harder and harder to find a connection. We’re stockpiling fish just in case the plague ruins the ocean’s ecosystem. We’ve got racks and racks of dried fish. I would kill for a burrito but I should feel lucky for our food supply, any food supply. The ocean has been our savior and I’m thankful every single day for our safety. I know you can’t get here, Allison, but I wish you could. If you ever make it to the coast, you’ve got friends on the waves.
October 27, 2009—Possession, Pt. II
I approached the problem in steps.
The first step was to get my laptop back, to go for little victories and see just what I could get out of our jailer. The next time she came to give us food I was waiting at the door.
“Can I have my laptop?” I ask, using my most polite voice. She laughs, shaking her head, shoving the plate underneath the door so hard that most of the oatmeal spilled out. “Please?”
“No.”
The next time she came I tried the same thing. “Can I have my laptop? I just want something to do. I’m going crazy down here.”
“You will call for help,” she says, shining the flashlight right in my eyes. “Too much funny business.”
“No,” I say, shaking my head emphatically. “If there’s no Internet, no connection, then I can’t call for help. Look, I promise, I just want something to keep me busy. No funny business.”
“No.”
“But…” Fuck, what will get her to go for it … “But I just need to work out some thoughts, ya know? I’ve been doing some thinking and … Well, maybe you guys are right, you know? About this whole end-of-the-world thing.”