“The crowd is drunk. It’s carnival time.”
“I want to know if I was bad or not?”
“Have a drink.”
“I gotta go find my girl,” Dinky said. “She’s out there alone.”
“Look,” I said, “let’s get it over with.”
“Fine,” said Marty, “go get it on.”
“I’m introducing him,” said Tammie.
I walked out with her. As we approached the stage they saw us and began screaming, cursing. Bottles fell off tables. There was a fist fight. The boys at the post office would never believe this.
Tammie went out to the mike. “Ladies and gentlemen,” she said, “Henry Chinaski couldn’t make it tonight….”
There was silence.
Then she said, “Ladies and gentlemen, Henry Chinaski!”
I walked on. They jeered. I hadn’t done anything yet. I took the mike. “Hello, this is Henry Chinaski….”
The place trembled with sound. I didn’t need to do anything. They would do it all. But you had to be careful. Drunk as they were they could immediately detect any false gesture, any false word. You could never underestimate an audience. They had paid to get in; they had paid for drinks; they intended to get something and if you didn’t give it to them they’d run you right into the ocean.
There was a refrigerator on stage. I opened it. There must have been 40 bottles of beer in there. I reached in and got one, twisted the cap off, took a hit. I needed that drink.
Then a man down front hollered, “Hey, Chinaski, we’re paying for drinks!”
It was a fat guy in the front row in a mailman’s outfit.
I went into the refrigerator and took out a beer. I walked over and handed him the beer. Then I walked back, reached in, and got some more beers. I handed them to the people in the first row.
“Hey, how about us?” A voice from near the back.
I took a bottle and looped it through the air. I threw a few more back there. They were good. They caught them all. Then one slipped out of my hand and went high into the air. I heard it smash. I decided to quit. I could see a lawsuit: skull fracture.
There were 20 bottles left.
“Now, the rest of these are mine!”
“You gonna read all night?”
“I’m gonna drink all night….”
Applause, jeers, belches….
“YOU FUCKING HUNK OF SHIT!” some guy screamed.
“Thank you, Aunt Tilly,” I answered.
I sat down, adjusted the mike, and started on the first poem. It became quiet. I was in the ring alone with the bull now. I felt some terror. But I had written the poems. I read them out. It was best to open up light, a poem of mockery. I finished it and the walls rocked. Four or five people were fighting during the applause. I was going to luck out. All I had to do was hang in there.
You couldn’t underestimate them and you couldn’t kiss their ass. There was a certain middle ground to be achieved.
I read more poems, drank the beer. I got drunker. The words were harder to read. I missed lines, dropped poems on the floor. Then I stopped and just sat there drinking.
“This is good,” I told them, “you pay to watch me drink.”
I made an effort and read them some more poems. Finally I read them a few dirty ones and wound it up.
“That’s it,” I said.
They yelled for more.
The boys at the slaughterhouse, the boys at Sears Roebuck, all the boys at all the warehouses where I worked as a kid and as a man never would have believed it.
In the office there were more drinks and several fat joints, bombers. Marty got on the intercom to find out about the gate.
Tammie stared at Marty. “I don’t like you,” she said. “I don’t like your eyes at all.”
“Don’t worry about his eyes,” I told her. “Let’s just get the money and go.”
Marty made the check out and handed it to me. “Here it is,” he said, “$200….”
“$200!” Tammie screamed at him. “You rotten son-of-a-bitch!”
I read the check. “He’s kidding,” I told her, “calm down.”
She ignored me. “$200,” she said to Marty, “you rotten …”
“Tammie,” I said, “it’s $400….”
“Sign the check,” said Marty, “and I’ll give you cash.”
“I got pretty drunk out there,” Tammie told me. “I asked this guy, ‘Can I lean my body against your body?’ He said, ‘O.K.’”
I signed and Marty gave me a stack of bills. I put them in my pocket.
“Look, Marty, I guess we better be leaving.”
“I hate your eyes,” Tammie said to Marty.
“Why don’t you stay and talk awhile?” Marty asked me.
“No, we’ve got to go.
Tammie stood up. “I have to go to the ladies’ restroom.”
She left.
Marty and I sat there. Ten minutes went by. Marty stood up and said, “Wait, I’ll be right back.”
I sat and waited, 5 minutes, 10 minutes. I walked out of the office and out the back door. I walked to the parking lot and sat in my Volks. Fifteen minutes went by, 20, 25.
I’ll give her 5 more minutes and then I’m leaving, I thought.
Just then Marty and Tammie walked out the back door and into the alley.
Marty pointed. “There he is.” Tammie walked over. Her clothes were all messed up and twisted. She climbed into the back seat and curled up.
I got lost 2 or 3 times on the freeway. Finally I pulled up in front of the court. I awakened Tammie. She got out, ran up the stairs to her place, and slammed the door.
68
It was a Wednesday night, 12:30 AM and I was very sick. My stomach was raw, but I managed to hold down a few beers. Tammie was with me and she seemed sympathetic. Dancy was at her grandmother’s.
Even though I was ill it seemed, finally, to be a good time—just two people being together.
There was a knock on the door. I opened it. It was Tammie’s brother, Jay, with another young man, Filbert, a small Puerto Rican. They sat down and I gave each of them a beer.
“Let’s go to a dirty movie,” said Jay.
Filbert just sat there. He had a black carefully-trimmed mustache and his face had very little expression. He didn’t give off any rays at all. I thought of terms like blank, wooden, dead, and so forth.
“Why don’t you say something, Filbert?” Tammie asked.
He didn’t speak.
I got up, went to the kitchen sink and vomited. I came back and sat down. I had a new beer. I hated it when the beer wouldn’t stay down. I simply had been drunk too many days and nights in a row. I needed a rest. And I needed a drink. Just beer. You’d think I could hold down beer. I took a long pull.
The beer wouldn’t stay down. I went to the bathroom. Tammie knocked, “Hank, are you all right?”
I washed out my mouth and opened the door. “I’m sick, that’s all.”
“Do you want me to get rid of them?”
“Sure.”
She went back to them. “Look, fellows, why don’t we go up to my place?”
I hadn’t expected that.
Tammie had neglected to pay her electric bill, or she didn’t want to, and they sat up there by candlelight. She had taken a fifth of mixed margarita cocktails I had purchased earlier in the day up there with her.
I sat and drank alone. The next beer stayed down.
I could hear them up there, talking.
Then Tammie’s brother left. I watched him walk in the moonlight towards his car….
Tammie and Filbert were up there alone together, by candlelight.
I sat with the lights out, drinking. An hour passed. I could see the wavering candlelight in the dark. I looked around. Tammie had left her shoes. I picked up her shoes and went up the stairway. Her door was open and I heard her talking to Filbert…. “So, anyway, what I meant was …”
She heard me walking up the stairs. “Henry, is that you??
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I threw Tammie’s shoes the remainder of the way up the stairway. They landed outside her door.
“You forgot your shoes,” I said.
“Oh, God bless you,” she said.
About 10:30 the next morning Tammie knocked on the door. I opened it. “You rotten goddamned bitch.”
“Stop talking that way,” she said.
“Want a beer?”
“All right.”
She sat down. “Well, we drank the bottle of margaritas. Then my brother left. Filbert was very nice. He just sat and didn’t talk much. ‘How are you going to get home?’ I asked him. ‘Do you have a car?’ And he said he didn’t. He just sat there looking at me and I said, ‘Well, I have a car, I’ll drive you home.’ So I drove him home. Anyhow, since I was there I went to bed with him. I was pretty drunk, but he didn’t touch me. He said he had to go to work in the morning.” Tammie laughed. “Sometime during the night he tried to approach me. I put the pillow over my head and just started giggling. I kept the pillow there and giggled. He gave up. After he left for work I drove over to my mother’s and took Dancy to school. And now here I am….”
The next day Tammie was on uppers. She kept running in and out of my place. Finally she told me, “I’ll be back tonight. I’ll see you tonight!”
“Forget tonight.”
“What’s wrong with you? Plenty of men would be happy to see me tonight.”
Tammie slammed out of the door. There was a pregnant cat sleeping on my porch.
“Get the hell out of here, Red!”
I picked up the pregnant cat and threw it at her. I missed by a foot and the cat dropped into a nearby bush.
The following night Tammie was on speed. I was drunk. Tammie and Dancy screamed at me from the window above.
“Go eat jerk-off, ya jerk!”
“Yeah, go eat jerk-off, you jerk! HAHAHA!”
“Ah, balloons!” I answered, “your mother’s big balloons!”
“Go eat rat droppings, ya jerk!”
“You jerk, you jerk, you jerk!HAHAHA!”
“Fruit fly brains,” I answered, “suck the cotton out of my navel!”
“You …” began Tammie.
Suddenly there were several pistol shots nearby, either in the street or in the back of the court or behind the apartment next door. Very near. It was a poor neighborhood with lots of prostitution and drugs and occasionally a murder.
Dancy started screaming out the window: “HANK! HANK! COME UP HERE, HANK! HANK, HANK, HANK! HURRY, HANK!”
I ran up. Tammie was stretched out on the bed, all that glorious red hair flared out on the pillow. She saw me.
“I’ve been shot,” she said weakly. “I’ve been shot.”
She pointed to a spot on her bluejeans. She was not joking anymore. She was terrified.
There was a red stain, but it was dry. Tammie liked to use my paints. I reached down and touched the dry stain. She was all right, except for the pills.
“Listen,” I told her, “you’re all right, don’t worry….”
As I walked out the door Bobby came pounding up the stairs. “Tammie, Tammie, what’s wrong? Are you all right?”
Bobby evidently had had to get dressed, which explained the time lag.
As he bounced past me I told him quickly, “Jesus Christ, man, you’re always in my life.”
He ran into Tammie’s apartment followed by the guy next door, a used car salesman and a certified nut.
Tammie came down a few days later with an envelope.
“Hank, the manager just served me with an eviction notice.”
She showed it to me.
I read it carefully. “It looks like they mean it,” I said.
“I told her I’d pay the back rent but she said, ‘We want you out of here, Tammie!’”
“You can’t let the rent go too long.”
“Listen, I have the money. I just don’t like to pay.”
Tammie was completely contrary in her ways. Her car wasn’t registered, the license plate tabs had long ago expired, and she drove without a driver’s license. She left her car parked for days in yellow zones, red zones, white zones, reserved parking lots…. When the police stopped her drunk or high or without her i.d., she talked to them, and they always let her go. She tore up the parking tickets whenever she got them.
“I’ll get the owner’s phone number.” (We had an absentee landlord.) “They can’t kick my ass out of here. Do you have his phone number?”
“No.”
Just then Irv, who owned a whorehouse, and who also acted as bouncer at the local massage parlor walked by. Irv was 6 foot 3 and on ATD. He also had a better mind than the first 3,000 people you’d pass on the street.
Tammie ran out: “Irv! Irv!”
He stopped and turned. Tammie swung her breasts at him. “Irv, do you have the owner’s phone number?”
“No, I don’t.”
“Irv, I need the owner’s phone number. Give me his number and I’ll suck you off!”
“I don’t have the number.”
He walked up to his door and put his key into the lock. “Come on, Irv, I’ll suck you off if you tell me!”
“You really mean it?” he asked hesitating, looking at her.
Then he opened the door, walked in and closed it.
Tammie ran up to another door and beat on it. Richard opened the door cautiously, with the chain on it. He was bald, lived alone, was religious, about 45 and looked at television continually. He was as pink and clean as a woman. He complained continually about the noise from my place—he couldn’t sleep, he said. The management told him to move. He hated me. Now there was one of my women at his door. He kept the chain on.
“What do you want?” he hissed.
“Look, baby, I want the owner’s phone number…. You’ve lived here for years. I know you have his phone number. I need it.”
“Go away,” he said.
“Look, baby, I’ll be nice to you…. A kiss, a nice big kiss for you!”
“Harlot!” he said “Strumpet!”
Richard slammed the door.
Tammie walked on in. “Hank?”
“Yes?”
“What’s a strumpet? I know what a trumpet is, but what’s a strumpet?”
“A strumpet, my dear, is a whore.”
“Why that dirty son-of-a-bitch!”
Tammie walked outside and continued to beat on the doors of the other apartments. Either they were out or they didn’t answer. She came back. “It’s not fair! Why do they want me out of here? What have I done?”
“I don’t know. Think back. Maybe there’s something.”
“I can’t think of anything.”
“Move in with me.”
“You couldn’t stand the kid.”
“You’re right.”
The days passed. The owner remained invisible, he didn’t like to deal with the tenants. The manager stood behind the eviction notice. Even Bobby became less visible, ate t.v. dinners, smoked his grass and listened to his stereo. “Hey, man,” he told me, “I don’t even like your old lady! She’s busting up our friendship, man!”
“Right on, Bobby….”
I drove to the market and got some empty cardboard cartons. Then Tammie’s sister, Cathy, went crazy in Denver—after losing a lover—and Tammie had to go see her, with Dancy. I drove them down to the train depot. I put them on the train.
69
That evening the phone rang. It was Mercedes. I had met her after giving a poetry reading at Venice Beach. She was about 28, fair body, pretty good legs, a blonde about 5-feet-5, a blue-eyed blonde. Her hair was long and slightly wavy and she smoked continuously. Her conversation was dull, and her laugh was loud and false, most of the time.
I had gone to her place after the reading. She lived off the boardwalk in an apartment. I’d played the piano and she’d played the bongos. There was a jug of Red Mountain. There were joints. I got too drunk to leave. I had slept there that night and left in the morning.
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“Look,” said Mercedes, “I work right in your neighborhood now. I thought I might come by to see you.”
“All right.”
I hung up. The phone rang again. It was Tammie.
“Look, I’ve decided to move out. I’ll be home in a couple of days. Just get my yellow dress out of the apartment, the one you like, and my green shoes. All the rest is crap. Leave it.”
“O.K.”
“Listen, I’m flat broke. We don’t have any money for food.”
“I’ll wire you 40 bucks in the morning, Western Union.”
“You’re sweet….”
I hung up. Fifteen minutes later Mercedes was there. She had on a very short skirt, was wearing sandals and a low-cut blouse. Also small blue earrings.
“You want some grass?” she asked.
Sure.
She took the grass and the papers out of her purse and started rolling some joints. I broke out the beer and we sat on the couch and smoked and drank.
We didn’t talk much. I played with her legs and we drank and smoked quite a long time.
Finally we undressed and went to bed, first Mercedes, then me. We began kissing and I rubbed her cunt. She grabbed my cock. I mounted. Mercedes guided it in. She had a good grip down there, very tight. I teased her a while, pulling it almost all the way out and moving the head back and forth. Then I slid it all the way in, slowly, in lazy fashion. Then suddenly I rammed her 4 or 5 times, and her head bounced on the pillow. “Arrrrggg…” she said. Then I eased up and stroked.
It was a very hot night and we both sweated. Mercedes was high on the beer and the joints. I decided to finish her off with a flourish. Show her a thing or two.
I pumped on and on. Five minutes. Ten minutes more. I couldn’t come. I began to fail, I was getting soft.
Mercedes got worried. “Make it!” she demanded. “Oh, make it, baby!”
That didn’t help at all. I rolled off.
It was an unbearably hot night. I took the sheet and wiped off the sweat. I could hear my heart pounding as I lay there. It sounded sad. I wondered what Mercedes was thinking.
I lay dying, my cock limp.
Mercedes turned her head toward me. I kissed her. Kissing is more intimate than fucking. That’s why I never liked my girlfriends to go around kissing men. I’d rather they fucked them.