There was no sound from the kitchen. I opened the front door and walked out. The Volks started. I turned the radio on, the headlights on and drove back to L.A.
94
Wednesday night found me at the airport waiting for Iris. I sat around and looked at the women. None of them—except for one or two—looked as good as Iris. There was something wrong with me: I did think of sex a great deal. Each woman I looked at I imagined being in bed with. It was an interesting way to pass airport waiting time. Women: I liked the colors of their clothing; the way they walked; the cruelty in some faces; now and then the almost pure beauty in another face, totally and enchantingly female. They had it over us: they planned much better and were better organized. While men were watching professional football or drinking beer or bowling, they, the women, were thinking about us, concentrating, studying, deciding—whether to accept us, discard us, exchange us, kill us or whether simply to leave us. In the end it hardly mattered; no matter what they did, we ended up lonely and insane.
I had bought Iris and myself a turkey, an 18-pounder. It was on my sink, thawing out. Thanksgiving. It proved you had survived, another year with its wars, inflation, unemployment, smog, presidents. It was a grand neurotic gathering of clans: loud drunks, grandmothers, sisters, aunts, screaming children, would-be suicides. And don’t forget indigestion. I wasn’t different from anyone else: there sat the 18 pound bird on my sink, dead, plucked, totally disembowled. Iris would roast it for me.
I had received a letter in the mail that afternoon. I took it out of my pocket and re-read it. It had been mailed from Berkeley:
Dear Mr. Chinaski:
You don’t know me but I’m a cute bitch. I’ve been going with sailors and one truck driver but they don’t satisfy me. I mean, we fuck and then there’s nothing more. There’s no substance to those sons of bitches. I’m 22 and I have a 5 year old daughter, Aster. I live with a guy but there’s no sex, we just live together. His name is Rex. I’d like to come see you. My mom could watch Aster. Enclosed is a photo of me. Write me if you feel like it. I’ve read some of your books. They are hard to find in bookstores. What I like about your writing is that you are so easy to understand. And you’re funny too.
yours,
Tanya
Then Iris’ plane landed. I stood at the window and watched her get off. She still looked good. She had come all the way from Canada to see me. She had one suitcase. I waved to her as she filed through the entranceway with the others. She had to pass through customs, then she was pressed up against me. We kissed and I got half a hard-on. She was in a dress, a practical tight-fitting blue dress, high heels and she wore a small hat cocked on her head. It was rare to see a woman in a dress. All the women in Los Angeles wore pants continually….
Since we didn’t have to wait for her baggage we drove right to my place. I parked out front and we walked through the court together. She sat on the couch while I poured her a drink. Iris looked over at my homemade bookcase.
“Did you write all those books?”
“Yes.”
“I had no idea you had written so many.”
“I wrote them.”
“How many?”
“I don’t know. Twenty, twenty-five….”
I kissed her, putting one arm around her waist, pulling her to me. The other hand I put on her knee.
The phone rang. I got up and answered it. “Hank?” It was Valerie.
“Yes?”
“Who was that?”
“Who was who?”
“That girl….”
“Oh, that’s a friend from Canada.”
“Hank, you and your god-damned women!”
“Yes.”
“Bobby wants to know if you and …”
“Iris.”
“He wants to know if you and Iris want to come down for a drink.”
“Not tonight. I’ll take a rain check.”
“She’s really got a body!”
“I know.”
“All right, maybe tomorrow.”
“Maybe….”
I hung up thinking that Valerie probably liked women too. Well, that was all right.
I poured two more drinks.
“How many women have you met at airports?” Iris asked.
“It’s not as bad as you think.”
“Have you lost count? Like your books?”
“Math is one of my weaker points.”
“Do you enjoy meeting women at airports?”
“Yes.” I had not remembered that Iris was so talkative.
“You pig!” She laughed.
“Our first fight. Did you have a nice flight?”
“I sat next to a bore. I made a mistake and let him buy me a drink. He talked my god-damned ear off.”
“He was only excited. You’re a sexy woman.”
“Is that all you see in me?”
“I see lots of that. Maybe I’ll see other things as we go along.”
“Why do you want so many women?”
“It was my childhood, you see. No love, no affection. And in my twenties and thirties there also was very little. I’m playing catch-up….”
“Will you know when you’ve caught up?”
“The feeling I have is that I’ll need at least one more lifetime.”
“You’re so full of shit!”
I laughed. “That’s why I write.”
“I’m going to take a shower and change.”
“Sure.”
I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey. It showed me its legs, its pubic hair, its bunghole, its thighs; it sat there. I was glad it didn’t have eyes. Well, we’d do something with the thing. That was the next step. I heard the toilet flush. If Iris didn’t want to roast it, I’d roast it.
When I was young I was depressed all the time. But suicide no longer seemed a possibility in my life. At my age there was very little left to kill. It was good to be old, no matter what they said. It was reasonable that a man had to be at least 50 years old before he could write with anything like clarity. The more rivers you crossed, the more you knew about rivers—that is, if you survived the white water and the hidden rocks. It could be a rough cob, sometimes.
Iris came out. She had on a blueblack one piece dress that appeared to be silk and it clung. She wasn’t your average American girl, which kept her from appearing obvious. She was a total woman but she didn’t throw it in your face. American women drove hard bargains and they ended up looking the worse for it. The few natural American women left were mostly in Texas and Louisiana.
Iris smiled at me. She had something in each hand. She held both hands above her head and began making clicking noises. She began to dance. Or rather, she vibrated. It was as if she were shot through with electric current and the center of her soul was her belly. It was lovely and pure, with just the faintest hint of humor. The whole dance, as she never took her eyes off me, had its own meaning, a good endearing sense of its own worth.
Iris finished and I applauded, poured her a drink.
“I didn’t do it justice,” she said. “You need a costume and music.”
“I liked it very much.”
“I was going to bring a tape of the music but I knew you wouldn’t have a machine.”
“You’re right. It was great anyhow.” I gave Iris a gentle kiss.
“Why don’t you come live in Los Angeles?” I asked her. “All my roots are up in the northwest. I like it there. My parents. My friends. Everything is up there, don’t you see?”
“Yes.”
“Why don’t you move to Vancouver? You could write in Vancouver.”
“I guess I could. I could write on top of an iceberg.”
“You might try it.”
“What?”
“Vancouver.”
“What would your father think?”
“About what?”
“Us.”
95
On Thanksgiving Iris prepared the turkey and put it in the oven. Bobby and Valerie came over
for a few drinks but they didn’t stay. It was refreshing. Iris had on another dress, just as appealing as the other.
“You know,” she said, “I didn’t bring enough clothes. Tomorrow Valerie and I are going shopping at Frederick’s. I’m going to get some real slut-shoes. You’ll like them.”
“I’ll like that, Iris.”
I walked into the bathroom. I had hidden the photo Tanya had sent me in the medicine chest. She had her dress hiked up and she wasn’t wearing panties. I could see her cunt. She was a cute bitch.
When I came out Iris was washing something in the sink. I grabbed her from behind, turned her around and kissed her. “You are a horny old dog!” she said. “I’ll make you suffer tonight, my dear!”
“Please do!”
We drank all through the afternoon, then got to the turkey around 5 or 6 PM. The food sobered us up. An hour later we began drinking again. We went to bed early, around 10 PM. I didn’t have any problems. I was sober enough to insure a good long ride. The minute I began stroking I knew that I would make it. I didn’t particularly try to please Iris. I just went ahead and gave her an old-fashioned horse fuck. The bed bounced and she grimaced. Then came low moans. I slowed down a bit, then picked up the pace and ripped it home. She appeared to climax along with me. Of course, a man never knew. I rolled off. I’d always liked Canadian bacon.
The next day Valerie came over and she and Iris left together for Frederick’s. The mail arrived about an hour later. It contained another letter from Tanya:
Henry, dear …
I walked down the street today and these guys whistled. I walked on past them without response. The ones I really hate are the car wash guys. They holler things and stick out their tongues like they could really do something with their tongues, but there isn’t really a man among them who could do it. You can tell, you know.
Yesterday I went into this clothing store to buy a pair of pants for Rex. Rex gave me the money. He can never buy his own things. He just hates to. So I went into this men’s clothing store and picked out a pair of pants. There were two guys in there, middle-aged and one of the guys was real sarcastic. While I was picking out the pants he came up to me and he took my hand and put it on his cock. I told him, “Is that all you’ve got, poor thing!” He laughed and said something wise. I found these real nice pair of pants for Rex, green with thin white stripes. Rex likes green. Anyhow, this guy says to me, “Come on back into one of the try-on booths.” Well, you know, sarcastic guys always fascinate me. So I went into the booth with him. The other guy saw us go in. We started kissing and he unzipped. He got a hard-on and put my hand on it. We kept kissing and he lifted my dress and looked at my panties in the mirror. He played with my ass. But his cock never got real hard, just half-hard, it just stayed half-hard. I told him he wasn’t shit. He walked out of the booth with his cock out and zipped up in front of the other guy. They were laughing. I came out and paid for the pants. He bagged them. “Tell your husband you took his pants into the try-on booth!” he laughed. “You’re nothing but a fucking fag!” I told him. “And your buddy is nothing but a fucking fag too!” And they were. Almost every man is a fag now. It’s really difficult for a woman. I had a girlfriend who married a guy and she came home one day and found him in bed with another man. No wonder all the girls are having to buy vibrators these days. It’s rough shit. Well, write me.
yours,
Tanya
Dear Tanya:
I got your letters and your photo. I am sitting here alone the day after Thanksgiving. I have a hangover. I liked your photo. Do you have any more?
Have you ever read Celine? Journey to the End of the Night, I mean. After that he lost stride and became a crank, bitching about his editors and his readers. It’s a real damn shame. His mind just went. I think he must have been a good doctor. Or maybe he wasn’t. Maybe his heart wasn’t in it. Maybe he killed his patients off. Now that would have made a good novel. Many doctors do that. They give you a pill and send you back out on the street again. They need money to pay for what their educations cost them. So they pack their waiting rooms and run the patients in and out. They weigh you, take your blood pressure, give you a pill and send you back out on the street feeling worse. A dental surgeon may take your life savings but usually he does something for your teeth.
Anyhow, I’m still writing and I seem to be making the rent. I find your letters interesting. Who took that photo of you without your panties on? A good friend, no doubt. Rex? You see, I’m getting jealous! That’s a good sign, isn’t it? Let’s just call it interest. Or concern.
I’ll watch the mailbox. Any more photos?
yours, yes, yes,
Henry
The door opened and it was Iris. I pulled the sheet out of the typewriter and laid it face down.
“Oh, Hank! I got the slut-shoes!”
“Great! Great!”
“I’ll put them on for you! I’m sure you’ll love them!”
“Baby, do it!”
Iris walked into the bedroom. I took the letter to Tanya and stuck it under a pile of papers.
Iris walked out. The shoes were bright red on viciously high heels. She looked like one of the greatest whores of all time. There were no backs on the shoes and her feet showed through the see-through material. Iris walked back and forth. She had a most provocative body and ass anyhow, and walking on those heels pushed it all sky-high. It was maddening. Iris stopped and looked back at me over her shoulder, smiled. What a marvelous chippy! She had more hip, more ass, more calf than I’d ever seen before. I ran out and poured two drinks. Iris sat down and crossed her legs high. She sat in a chair across the room from me. The miracles in my life kept occurring. I couldn’t understand it.
My cock was hard, throbbing, pushing against my pants.
“You know what a man likes,” I told Iris.
We finished our drinks. I took her by the hand into the bedroom. I pushed her on the bed. I pulled her dress back and got at her panties. It was hard work. Her panties got caught on one shoe, got hooked on the heel, but I finally got them off. Iris’s dress was still covering her hips. I raised her ass and pushed the dress up under her. She was already wet. I felt her with my fingers. Iris was almost always wet, almost always ready. She was a total joy. She had long nylon stockings with blue garters decorated with red roses. I put it into the wetness. Her legs were raised high in the air and as I caressed her I saw those slut-shoes on her feet, red heels jutting like stilettoes. Iris was in for another old-fashioned horse fuck. Love was for guitar players, Catholics and chess freaks. That bitch with her red shoes and long stockings—she deserved what she was going to get from me. I tried to rip her apart, I tried to split her in half. I watched that strange half-Indian face in the soft sunlight that filtered weakly through the blinds. It was like murder. I had her. There was no escape. I ripped and roared, slapped her across the face and nearly tore her in half.
I was surprised that she was able to get up smiling and walk to the bathroom. She looked almost happy. Her shoes had come off and were lying by the side of the bed. My cock was still hard. I picked up one of the shoes and rubbed my cock with it. It felt great. Then I put the shoe back on the floor. When Iris came out of the bathroom still smiling, my cock went down.
96
Not much happened during the rest of her stay. We drank, we ate, we fucked. There were no arguments. We took long drives down along the shore, ate at seafood cafes. I didn’t bother with writing. There were times when it was best to get away from the machine. A good writer knew when not to write. Anybody could type. Not that I was a good typist; also I couldn’t spell and I didn’t know grammar. But I knew when not to write. It was like fucking. You had to rest the godhead now and then. I had an old friend who occasionally wrote me letters, Jimmy Shannon. He wrote 6 novels a year, all on incest. It was no wonder he was starving. My problem was that I couldn’t rest my cock-godhead like I could my typer-godhead. That was because women were available only in streaks so you had to get as
much in as possible before somebody else’s godhead came along. I think the fact that I quit writing for ten years was one of the luckiest things that ever happened to me. (I suppose that some critics would say that it was one of the luckiest things that ever happened to the reader, too.) Ten year’s rest for both sides. What would happen if I stopped drinking for ten years?
The time came to put Iris Duarte back on the plane. It was a morning flight which made it difficult. I was used to rising at noon; it was a fine cure for hangovers and would add 5 years to my life. I felt no sadness while driving her to L.A. International. The sex had been fine; there had been laughter. I could hardly remember a more civilized time, neither of us making any demands, yet there had been warmth, it had not been without feeling, dead meat coupled with dead meat. I detested that type of swinging, the Los Angeles, Hollywood, Bel Air, Malibu, Laguna Beach kind of sex. Strangers when you meet, strangers when you part—a gymnasium of bodies namelessly masturbating each other. People with no morals often considered themselves more free, but mostly they lacked the ability to feel or to love. So they became swingers. The dead fucking the dead. There was no gamble or humor in their game—it was corpse fucking corpse. Morals were restrictive, but they were grounded on human experience down through the centuries. Some morals tended to keep people slaves in factories, in churches and true to the State. Other morals simply made good sense. It was like a garden filled with poisoned fruit and good fruit. You had to know which to pick and eat, which to leave alone.
My experience with Iris had been delightful and fulfilling, yet I wasn’t in love with her nor she with me. It was easy to care and hard not to care. I cared. We sat in the Volks on the upper parking ramp. We had some time. I had the radio on. Brahms.
“Will I see you again?” I asked her.
“I don’t think so.”
“Do you want a drink in the bar?”
“You’ve made an alcoholic out of me, Hank. I’m so weak I can hardly walk.”
“Was it just the booze?”