The storytelling of McGrath is masterful and seductive. Simply to read the opening of a typical McGrath story is to be drawn into devouring it in one sitting. (“Devouring” is a not inappropriate term considering the extreme subject matter of many of McGrath’s short fictions.) For example:
“All very tranquil, all very pastoral, hearts at peace under an English heaven and so on; why then did I have such an awful feeling of dread?” [“Not Cricket”]
Have you ever eaten monkey? The Cajuns have long considered Louisiana spider monkey a great delicacy. [“Marmilion”]
One of the most memorable events of my long journalistic career was the series of interviews I conducted with Arnold Crombeck, the infamous “death gardener” of Wimbleton, England, shortly before he was hanged in the summer of 1954. [“The Arnold Crombeck Story”]
I am, it is true, a mere boot, and no longer young. My leather is wrinkled now. [“The Boot’s Tale”]
I am a fly named Gilbert and I live by a pond, a stagnant pond in a bird sanctuary. [“The E(rot)ic Potato”]
There is a room in my house that for reasons of my own I have always kept locked. [“The Smell”]
One fresh and gusty day in the damp autumn of her twelfth year Evelyn found a lost explorer in the garden of her parents’ London home. [“The Lost Explorer”]
I have been in the town, a disquieting experience, for New York has become a place not so much of death as of the terror of death. . . . It is the Fourth of July 1832, fifty-five years after my mama died, and I have no doubt but that I will follow her before the week is out. [“The Year of the Gibbet”’
It is no place for a woman, the Barbary Rock. [“The Wreck of the Aurora”]
These bold, original, and disquieting tales are told by narrators who are themselves bizarre (a boot, a fly—to name just two) and are in most cases omniscient. Deftly, slyly, with eerie grace, they leap about from one character to another, like a film made surreal by frequent vertiginous cuts; see the very short, brilliantly rendered “Down the Rift,” which gives us a perspective of a colonial mansion (in the Great Rift Valley, Kenya) whose outer wall has been removed so that we can see the individuals inside, imagining themselves unobserved as they behave very badly. In “Ambrose Syme” a cruel, doomed man of God and “superb classicist” acts out a particularly lurid scenario of repressed erotic desire, which we view with the detachment of medical students observing a dissection; in the novella-length “Julius,” we brood upon a quasi-accursed family as its fortunes evolve, or devolve, over a period of decades following a secret betrayal: “do they not all clamor the same sad warning? That love denied will make us mad? I think so.” In another novella-length tale, “Ground Zero,” the stark horror of 9/11 and its devastating aftermath are rendered with the restraint of realism, evoking madness that isn’t otherworldly and “gothic” but altogether real—the bleak atmosphere of New York City in the months following the terrorist attack, to which Patrick McGrath bears witness with unsparing care and sympathy. “The Other Psychiatrist” is narrated by a resident psychiatrist in a private mental home in upstate New York who may, or may not, be “reliable”—a worthy kinsman of the eloquent, and untrustworthy, psychiatrist-narrator of McGrath’s powerful novel Asylum.
Bizarre, lurid, and startling images emerge in these tales: a disembodied stump of a hand (“Hand of a Wanker”) that terrifies observers; a tiny black hand “growing out of Cecil’s head” (“The Black Hand of the Raj”); a pitiless Grand Guignol bloodletting in the gothic tour de force “Blood Desire.” In the ominously titled “The Smell,” a stiffly formal gentleman is made to realize that he is the source of the smell that has contaminated his household—“I the smell, I the thing that dripped and stank. Behind the locked door I could hear [a woman] laughing, while I slowly suffocated, stuffed up my chimney like a dirty cork in a bottle of rancid milk.”
In the least paraphrasable of tales, “The E(rot)ic Potato,” a human corpse is eviscerated by scavengers in a “Triumph of the Insectile Will,” and in the post-nuclear parable “The Boot’s Tale” cannibalism is suitably punished by—more cannibalism. An idiosyncratic vampire named Cleave is identified in “Not Cricket”:
I was surprised, at first, at how small he was—just an inch over five feet. . . . He was very thin, with a disproportionately long face dominated by a huge, cadaverous jaw, deeply sunken eyes, and a fierce shock of jet-black hair, thickly oiled, that was brushed straight back from a sharp leak dead in the center of a low cliff of overhanging forehead. He was very elegantly turned out, little and horrible though he was. . . . In mid-stride [on the cricket field] the creature seemed suddenly to freeze, and hung there, suspended in the air, as though he were a photograph, with his little legs rearing off the ground and his head thrown back, hair wild, eyes blazing redly.
(Has any vampire ever been more viscerally alive on the page, even as “Cleave” radiates chaos and death?) These zestfully imagined nightmare images suggest V. S. Pritchett’s commentary on the horror tales of Le Fanu (which McGrath includes in his essay on Le Fanu, “In a Glass Darkly”): “blobs of the unconscious that have floated up to the surface of the mind.”
The stories, memoirist essays, and introductions to classic texts (Dracula, Frankenstein, Moby-Dick, The Monk among others) gathered in this collection suggest the range of Patrick McGrath’s imagination and erudition. As a rightful heir of the great nineteenth-century gothic writers, and the most celebrated practitioner of contemporary literary-gothic, McGrath knows what it is to be haunted, and how most persuasively to transcribe nightmares of the “shattered personality” that resonate within us all.
WHY BE HAPPY WHEN YOU COULD BE NORMAL?:
JEANETTE WINTERSON
The one who breaks the silence is never forgiven.
Jeanette Winterson, Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal?
Surprises abound in Jeanette Winterson’s painfully candid and often very funny memoir of her girlhood in a North England household ruled by an adoptive Pentecostal mother—the “flamboyant depressive” Mrs. Constance Winterson. (“Mrs. Winterson” is the name by which the memoirist speaks of her adoptive mother: a way of distancing herself from the monstrous woman even as the younger woman confirms by reiteration their shared last name.) Virtually every sentence in this impassioned document doubles back upon itself, carrying complex and often contradictory meanings, as the memoir itself is a cri de coeur of doubleness: a story of terribly unrequited love from “the wrong crib”; a lament not so much for a wretched childhood as for the adopted daughter’s failure to have rescued both herself and her mother from the wretchedness of life not lived.
Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? collapses time in the way of a recurring nightmare in which a single traumatic incident is envisioned from a variety of perspectives that come to the same (compulsively reiterated) conclusion: “I never felt safe in [Mrs. Winterson’s house] and when she made me leave [at the age of sixteen] I felt betrayed.” And: “I walked around for most of the night that I left home. . . . I was in a night that was lengthening into my life. I walked away and I was trying to walk away from the dark orbit of [Mrs. Winterson’s] depression. I was trying to walk out of the shadow she cast. I wasn’t really going anywhere.” The adult Jeanette Winterson, born in Manchester in 1959, and best known in the U.K. for her first, autobiographical novel Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit (1985), writes still with the vehement reproach and hurt love of adolescence. This is not a memoir of the acquiring of maturity but a memoir lamenting the inaccessibility of maturity. So fiery—so unabashedly adolescent—a document inevitably burns itself out, and may seem to the sympathetic reader abruptly terminated rather than concluded. The memoirist remains in thrall to her early, contentious life set beside which her present life, that of a middle-aged writer of reputation and controversy, seems to lack direction and coherence. The memoir’s final terse paragraph is: “I have no idea what happens next.”
The quirky title of Jeanette Winterson’s memoir, like so ma
ny brilliantly bizarre turns of phrase in the book, is a replication of Mrs. Winterson’s question to her daughter, when Jeanette reveals to her that she is a lesbian:
“Mum . . . I love Janey.”
“So you’re all over her. . . . hot bodies, hands everywhere. . . .”
“I love her.”
“I gave you a chance. You’re back with the Devil. So I tell you now, either you get out of this house and you don’t come back or you stop seeing that girl. . . . It’s a sin. You’ll be in Hell. Soft bodies all the way to Hell.”
I went upstairs and started packing my things. I had no idea what I was going to do.
When I came down my mother was sitting stock-still staring into space.
“I’ll go then. . . .” I said. . . .
“Jeanette, will you tell me why?”
“What why?”
“You know what why. . . .”
“When I am with her I am happy. Just happy.”
She nodded. She seemed to understand and I thought, really, for that second, that she would change her mind, that we would talk, that we would be on the same side of the glass wall. I waited.
She said, “Why be happy when you could be normal?”
The wonder of the question is that it is utterly sincere and not ironic. Why seek happiness when, despite a lifetime of misery, and the creation of misery in the lives of others in your family, you might be perceived by your narrow-minded neighbors as “normal”?—in the case of Mrs. Winterson, nominally heterosexual, though in fact deeply repelled by the very thought of sex, even within “sanctified” marriage.
Winterson’s memoir has the unsettling air of the most disturbing fairy tales—those in which there would seem to have been a happy ending, after much fearful struggle; yet, the happy ending turns out to be a delusion, and the old malevolence returns redoubled. Mrs. Winterson is an ogre of a woman to set beside any mythical devouring stepmother: “She was a big woman, tallish and weighing around twenty stone [280 pounds]. Surgical stockings, flat sandals, a Crimplene dress and a nylon headscarf. . . . She filled the phone box. She was out of scale, larger than life. She was like a fairy story where size is approximate and unstable. She loomed up. She expanded.” When we are first introduced to Mrs. Winterson she seems to us a Dickensian comic character:
A woman who kept a revolver in the duster drawer, and the bullets in a tin of Pledge. A woman who stayed up all nights baking cakes to avoid sleeping in the same bed as my [adoptive] father. A woman with a prolapse, a thyroid condition, an enlarged heart, an ulcerated leg that never healed, and two sets of false teeth—matt for everyday, a pearlised set for “best.”
Mrs. Winterson is beset by problems with the body—her own, her husband’s, their bodies together, and the adopted child’s:
She had muffled her own body in flesh and clothes, suppressed its appetites with a fearful mix of nicotine and Jesus, dosed it with purgatives to make her vomit, submitted it to doctors who administered enemas and pelvic rings, subdued its desires for ordinary touch and comfort, and suddenly [as a new, adoptive mother], she had a thing that was all body. . . . A burping, spraying, sprawling faecal thing blasting the house with rude life.
Mrs. Winterson is tyrannical, suffocating, willfully obtuse and self-righteous; a messianic anti-intellectual who is, in the Winterson household, in which books are forbidden, “in charge of language.” Every night she reads the Bible aloud to her husband and her daughter, always standing up before them:
She read . . . for half an hour, starting at the beginning, and making her way through all sixty-six books of the Old and New Testaments. When she got to her favorite bit, the Book of Revelation, and the Apocalypse, and everyone being exploded and the Devil in the bottomless pit, she gave us a week off to think about things. Then she started again, Genesis Chapter One.
(Yet Jeanette Winterson notes in an aside that her familiarity with the 1611 King James Bible has been immensely valuable to her, like the plays of William Shakespeare; that such a rich language was readily available to the English working class was a great resource, in the later decades of the twentieth century, “destroyed by the well-meaning, well-educated types who didn’t think of the consequences for the wider culture to have modern Bibles with the language stripped out. The consequence was that uneducated men and women . . . had no more easy everyday connection to four hundred years of the English language.”)
Winterson discovers belatedly that her mother had deceived her in the matter of the ending of Jane Eyre, which she’d read to Winterson when she was seven: “This was deemed suitable because it has a minister in it—St. John Rivers—who is keen on missionary work.” In Mrs. Winterson’s bowdlerized version of the Brontë novel, Jane Eyre doesn’t marry Rochester but marries St. John Rivers and accompanies him into the missionary field: “It was only when I finally read Jane Eyre for myself that I found out what my mother had done. And she did it so well, turning the pages and inventing the text extempore in the style of Charlotte Brontë”
As Winterson presents her formidable stepmother, in a succession of vividly delineated scenarios, we are led to wonder if Mrs. Winterson isn’t merely an eccentric bully who uses the threat of eternal damnation to frighten her willful young daughter, but a mentally ill woman beset by physical ailments, a seemingly chronic insomnia, and a raging paranoia. Here is a “humor” character out of Dickens—
We went past Woolworth’s—“A Den of Vice.” Past Marks and Spencer’s—“The Jews Killed Christ.” Past the funeral parlor and the pie shop—“They share an oven.” Past the biscuit stall and its moon-faced owners—“Incest.” Past the pet parlor—“Bestiality.” Past the bank—“Usury.” Past the Citizens Advice Bureau—“Communists.” Past the day nursery—“Unmarried mothers.” Past the hairdresser’s— “Vanity”
—yet there is really nothing funny about a parent who is quite literally “waiting for the Apocalypse” and for whom life is “a burden to be carried as far as the grave and then dumped . . . a pre-death experience.”
Every day Mrs. Winterson prayed, “Lord, let me die.” This was hard on me and my dad.
Mrs. Winterson tells her young daughter that the universe is a “cosmic dustbin” from which no one escapes except in Armageddon—“the last battle when heaven and earth will be rolled up like a scroll, and the saved get to spend eternity with Jesus.”
Everywhere in the house Mrs. Winterston has posted pious exhortations:
Under my coat peg a sign said THINK OF GOD NOT THE DOG.
Over the gas oven, on a loaf wrapper, it said MAN SHALL NOT LIVE BY BREAD ALONE.
But in the outside loo, directly in front of you as you went through the door was a placard. Those who stood up read LINGER NOT AT THE LORD’S BUSINESS.’ Those who sat down read HE SHALL MELT THEY BOWELS LIKE WAX.
When her stepdaughter goes to school, Mrs. Winterson inserts Scripture quotes in her hockey boots. At mealtimes she places little scrolls beside plates: THE SINS OF THE FATHERS SHALL BE VISITED UPON THE CHILDREN.” Her comprehension of the physical world is so uninformed, Mrs. Winterson explains mice activity in the kitchen as “ectoplasm.” She locks her young daughter outside the house, or in the coal-hole; there, Jeanette “made up stories and forgot about the cold and the dark.” (“The one good thing about being shut in a coal-hole is that it prompts reflection.” )
Speaking obsessively of the Devil, and the “wrong crib” (Mrs. Winterson and her husband had apparently planned to adopt an infant boy, and not the infant girl who turns out to be Jeanette Winterson), Mrs. Winterson isn’t speaking in any way other than literal; if she’s in charge of language in the Winterson household, it’s a grim, grinding language against which the young Jeanette has to establish a defiant if shaky identity. Lacking friends, Mrs. Winterson had hoped naïvely to achieve a “friend” in her adopted daughter; but the daughter instinctively rejects the sick mother’s negativity, in favor of “the pursuit of happiness”—a “salmon-like determination to swim upstream.”
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sp; It’s why I am a writer—I don’t say “decided” to be, or “became.” It was not an act of will or even a conscious choice. To avoid the narrow mesh of Mrs. Winterson’s story I had to be able to tell my own.
And:
It took me a long time to realize that there are two kinds of writing: the one you write and the one that writes you. The one that writes you is dangerous. You go where you don’t want to go. You look where you don’t want to look.
Writing Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? is clearly an act of exorcism on the part of the writer, a way of assuaging her “radioactive anger” as well as a blackly comic valentine of sorts in commemoration of the upbringing that, after all, has resulted in Jeanette Winterson.
IN PARTICULAR, the story of an adopted child is a special sort of story, for adoption “drops you into the story after it has started. . . . The feeling that something is missing never, ever leaves you—and it can’t, it shouldn’t, because something is missing.” Mrs. Winterson is perceived, by the adult Jeanette Winterson, as herself a wounded person, who had had to “sever some part of herself to let me go”—“I’ve felt the wound ever since.” A late chapter of Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? is a quick, cursory summary of wound-and-quest stories, of Odysseus, the centaur Chiron, the fire-stealer Prometheus, the Fisher King: “The wound is symbolic and cannot be reduced to a single interpretation. But wounding seems to be a clue or a key to being human. There is value here as well as agony.” These are brave platitudes to pit against the prevailing horror of the blighted childhood.